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Katana stole my phone..
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OOC: Could you please add tonetags to this??? I'm genuinely confused of what you mean by this.
kiss.
"Where are you headed?"
"Serial killer's house."
"What."
"Looking for Prince."
"I'll see you later"
"WHAT"
OOC: you ask and you shall receive, anon.
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"Oh god. Spam messages of all things?"
OOC: HELP I SAW THIS EVERYWHERE IM WHEEZING
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CHEESE TESTS
*throws cheese at Hyperlaser*
"What a nuisance."
OOC: I'd say hes pretty. Cheesed. About this.
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OOC: asks are up and running again! thanks for the patience guys! :D
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*A small cat appears in their kitchen sink, seemingly from nowhere.*
OOC: turn the tap on./JJJJJJJ
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OOC: I'll reopen asks soon! The askbox is almost empty <3
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kiss.
"Where are you headed?"
"Serial killer's house."
"What."
"Looking for Prince."
"I'll see you later"
"WHAT"
OOC: you ask and you shall receive, anon.
#phighting#phighting!#phighting roblox#roblox phighting#parody account#hyperlaser#hyperlaser phighting#katana phighting#hypertana#katana#These gays give me so much strength
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hey katana i think your owl got out and flew into scythe's ( @themostwantedphighter ) house...
"..."
"This owl is going to be the end of me."
OOC: sorry about the dual tag scythe!
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“…interestin’ seein’ both of ya here too.”
(OOC: resending this for simplicity’s sake, also there was a short saga a hot moment ago where an anon decided to say Prince exists and he somehow found Scythe so that could make for something lol)
— @themostwantedphighter
"Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope."
OOC: I'm begging. We are going to ignore the fact that this is nearly a week late. And yeah! I have something planned for it I'm just. Really really late to it.
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Have you two ever shared an omelette with eachother?
"Something like that in the very least, I think. Egg rested over a rice bed. I... forgot the correct name for the dish."
"An oddly specific question I must say though."
OOC: If this was referencing something op I'm sorry.... or maybe you just really like omelettes idfk
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What is your favorite food to eat together :3
"Hyper constantly asks me to prepare either ramen or rice bowls whenever he comes over. He tends to have it shockingly simple as well. Something something: 'It just tastes better.' I feel like there's a deeper meaning behind it though- something ingrained into his belief and behavior since he spawned. It could be because of his lifestyle in BlackRock for all I know."
"Either way I appreciate him liking my albeit mediocre cooking skills enough to consistently ask for a dish."
"It's 10x better then whatever BlackRock has going on, I'll just tell you that."
"AH- I... didn't notice you there."
"Sorry."
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How many photos does Hyperlaser have of Katana? For perfectly professional and normal reasons, of course
"Apart from the 16 photos with him available on this blog that is- Classified information."
OOC: you better know he doesn't know exactly how many photos there are because of how many take up his photo space. Most of them are probably drunk photos that he treasures with his life. He's very "If I die don't you DARE look in my cameraroll" because of how many Katana photos there are
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Have you guys ever done anything embarrassing while drunk? And how drunk do you guys typically get when out together?
"When we go out to the bar it's usually me being the chaperone and guide. I take a few drinks of course, but in order for me to get loopy enough to have any embarrassing moments it would take at least a large bottle of liquor."
"I'm usually the one to get shitfaced I'll admit. There's only a few moments that I remember when I'm that out of it which... I hold to myself."
"I think there was that one time where you asked another guest at the bar to pay your taxes for you though."
"We... don't talk about that."
"Surprisingly the man actually did it. Sympathetic I bet."
"I don't need anyone's sympathy."
OOC: Oh you already know I have an idea of what Hyper wants to keep to himself. There's also a reason how Katana knows how much it'll take to get him drunk.
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You two ever play chess together?
"Occasionally, usually when I'm over at Hyperlaser's apartment. Only because he doesn't have a Shogi or Go board."
"I'm better at chess than both of those games, I'll be honest."
"It's only because his helmet allows him to cheat at chess. It doesn't recognize the patterns of Shogi well enough to make decent moves"
"That'd be a pretty useless function."
"If it was true."
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Any funny drunk stories?
"One night when Hyper was visiting before he left for a job, we were walking down a shop alley before a cat ran by into a small split off pathway. Drunk out of his mind Hyper quickly pursued the feline- only to be met with the alley being lined from wall to wall with cats. It was a test of willpower and determination to hold back this grown man from running into what could be best described as a thicket of tangling rose thorns."
"I still remember the gaze of those beady reflective eyes from 25 or so cats."
"After he got back to my place he wailed about missing Princess. Full drunk breakdown, then he passed out on the table. Fully out of it."
"Katana!"
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What does Katana think of Hyperlazer's job?
"Well, It is... something. I can't comprehend how much willpower it takes to go out and do a job like that, cutting off someone from the experiences they never got to have before the shot hits them. It's tough. Living in BlackRock, from the reports, is tough and it's a trap. You have to do what you can in order to make a living. I have mass amounts of respect towards Hyper, it takes resilience and talent to do a job like that."
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What's Katana's favorite slang word so far? Has he picked up on any specifically funny ones?
OOC: this blog has become too chaotic and it's my fault fully (be warned)
#phighting#phighting roblox#phighting!#roblox phighting#parody account#hyperlaser#hyperlaser phighting#katana phighting#katana#hypertana#God first griddytana then this#I'm praying for this blogs reputation at this point#But I also just dont care cause... like dude I'm having fun this is hilarious to me
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