There’s absolutely no hetero explanation for this
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Wolf Cop is nominally about a werewolf who’s a cop and some cool effects makeup for a production this size. What it’s actually about is how great Jonathan Cherry is in this.
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Final Destination 2 (2003)
⭐️⭐️⭐️ .5
I’m aware I am watching these films out of order, I still can’t find the first one on Criterion on Demand, but c’est la vie.
Maybe it’s because I always believe my friends, but I would never have let my friend drive onto the highway after hearing her vision. Wack. Her friends were not there for her.
I can’t help but feel like this whole series is like that text post about Apollo gifting people with Sight.
(Edit: THIS ONE!)
Also very wild to say “have you noticed anything ironic?” to a person that believes they’re going to die. That’s pretty twisted.
Also, sometimes, it’s not fate coming to get you, it’s a lack of kitchen safety and WHIMS knowledge. It all gets us in the end. Regardless, the tension in each death scene is so worth it.
I think that this twist on the original narrative was compelling but sometimes the actors couldn’t sell it. See: “See what? 😐 Pigeons? 🤨” and “😃 Tim! 😐” Other actors were putting their whole pussy into their performance to the point of near camp. But I think that horror movies like this make a person like myself easier to digest the horror.
You should watch this film for:
The yearly reminder that WHIMIS safety is indeed important
Edging. You get it if you have seen a single movie in this franchise.
The mid 00s dialogue, with gems like “Suck my junk, biatch!”
Similar titles:
The rest of the Final Destination Franchise (ig)
Escape Room (2019) (deals with a lot of planned horror, and asks the question ‘who will make it out alive?’)
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WolfCop
Summary: Sergeant Lou Garou (Leo Farfard) gains the ability to transform into a werewolf after being cursed.
Silly, low-concept Canadian horror-comedy full of fun and made with love. Twist massive ass-pull, though.
Rating: 3.75/5
Photo credit: Global News
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spooky tuesday is a (now not so new!) podcast where we’re breaking down all of our favorite slashers, thrillers, monster movies and black comedies on the new scariest day of the week.
ready for the return of this year’s most exciting event???? it’s final destination summer here at spooky tuesday, and we’re back for another round with final destination 2 (2003). a film that tries to put its own special touches on the first movie’s mythology, fd2 starts with the infamous log truck disaster and then switches gears as it reverses through death’s order (or something) to feature sneaky trips to the salon, an implied pro-abortion message, and a special little wink from tony todd himself.
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Christmas on Cherry Lane
Premiering Saturday, December 9, 8pm/7c on the Hallmark Channel.
Starring Catherine Bell, Jonathan Bennett, John Brotherton, Erin Cahill, James Denton, and Vincent Rodriquez III.
Part of Countdown to Christmas.
Updated: poster added with premiere date and logo
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I wanna see Erina beating the shit out of Dio and Jonathan in awe.
SHE WOULD HAVE TORN HIM TO SHREDS
she would kick his ass psyhically aND berated him and belittled him and shattred his ego soooo hard she would have i know it
LIKE AGAIN, nearly their whOLE life jona could never get Dio to break that cool guy act for even a second, dio ALWAYS felt he was one step ahead of jona and kinda was.
but with erina she IMMEDIATELY got under his skin she knew jUST how to piss him off
she would have made him sooo furious he would have EXPLODED and never recovered, she would have had him embarrassing himself in public i just KNOW IT
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