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hislittleraincloud · 6 hours

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Man, I dunno why I had to keep scrolling in order to find this info out. They all have the "Top 10" tag on them otherwise (where they show up on your list, and under Recently Added), but the scroll to find where on that Top Ten it is was just....🫠

C'mon man. Don't make the 🦐 battle the Smurfs. Too much of a fair fight, it'd last for hours...

#miller's girl #miller's girl is number 4 #and the smurfs movie is number 2 lol #jenna ortega #she should do a smurf movie

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hislittleraincloud · 8 hours

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Fuck, I done did it again (started typing up a post), but this time I was pondering Wednesday the show and what they did wrong with her character/the storyline. This shit is better for 8 and beyond.

It's prob just the weed. No wonder I have 300 drafts.

I s2g I start writing a post here about me and my weird, fucked up childhood/brain but I then think that "this is all too hard and unbelievable for ppl to conceptualize" and just keep it in my drafts to rework it into the fiction that it sounds like with either ABW or UVCC.

My girls 😑

#wednesday #wednesday addams #satisfying afterburn #afterburn wednesday #it'll come #heh

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hislittleraincloud · 10 hours

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Not currently ripping the Netflix version for its fucking audio since it's much better

😑

#miller's girl #give it to me #i already own it anyway #i paid amazon for it

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hislittleraincloud · 10 hours

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New pics from set...maybe there's hope after all.

#jenna ortega #gemma lloyd #nail artist #wednesday #wednesday 2 #starting to think it might be how the light hits her face and her 👃🏽but i swear there's just #I DON'T GET IT

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hislittleraincloud · 12 hours

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Mnf...Mr. Miller.... 🫠💦🎀💕✨

Martin Freeman and the White Tee™ Yes, this is going to be 2 parts - at least. Because 🥵🥵🥵

#miller's girl #jonathan miller #martin freeman #cairo sweet #that white t that smells like laundry detergent old sweat deodorant and slight body odor...and those snowman boxers 🤭#sorry just daydreaming #under virgin circumstances #uvcniverse #jenna ortega #millers girl

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hislittleraincloud · 12 hours

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*I had to fix this AGAIN bc I forgot to make it week long

The Anon inspired this, and I put it in that post only for it to be hidden under the "Keep Reading" thing, so I'm moving it here. ETA: HAD TO PUT FORTUNATO IN THERE SINCE YANNO. IYKYK

There are no great searchable Wenovan .gifs (not that I can find). Still, after almost a year after the publication of Afterburn. In fact, this is what comes up when I search for it in the . gifs (bottom left is my movie, I moved it):

Are those all relevant to Wenovan?

I think so, especially the top 4. 😂😂😂

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hislittleraincloud · 13 hours

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wenovan >>> jairo 🌚

OMG 🤣

I dunno who my anonymous Wenovan babies are, but THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGH

I'm not laughing because I think you're wrong. ...You're not wrong. But I'm not sure if you're right, either...they're both pretty bizarre af. And that's why I'm laughing.

Big Wenovan hug to you. Prickly, yet soft.

I promise, they're in my thoughts and writings (the Tyler scene I'm trying to write is...🤢...but it's fueled by ABW's sheer anger that the Monster set both of them up to frame Xavier). Chapter 8 is being sorted... there's one sequence with Morella (yes, the fkn cat has a big role in this) that I need to be planting a very big seed with, and I can't screw that up, or it screws up the sequel/S2. Thank you bb for your patience.

🫴🏽🖤🎀💙💕✨

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hislittleraincloud · 13 hours

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Gotta say, fashion design via AI is kinda fun.

This (bottom pic, right) is what UVCCairo will be wearing on her first day back to school after her suspension...at least, under her jacket when she leaves the house as they take their separate paths back to school. 🤭

#a whole new cairo will be re-entering that school #at least...she will feel really different and more bold #in terms of her clothing at least #she never cared abt being hot at school...until him...and now that they've been fkn away she is ✨ resplendent✨#cairo sweet #miller's girl #miller's girl fan fiction #under virgin circumstances #uvcniverse #ai fashion drawing #ai fashion #fashion drawing #wardrobe decisions #wardrobe #wardrobe creations

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hislittleraincloud · 14 hours

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Not my brain being weird or obsessive abt this fucking BAD movie that I HATE myself for spending so much time on.

Fr, yesterday was a whole cycle of me screaming

"I LOVE THIS MOVIE!...I HATE THIS MOVIE!...I HATE MYSELF, THIS MOVIE REALLY SUCKED BUT ARGHHHHH!!!"

It's fkn witchcraft...it has to be

#miller's girl #my phone #i s2g i need ABW's intervention #but no worries she's in my head right now and it hurts #ABW take me away #jonathan miller #cairo sweet #boris fillmore #beatrice harker #jenna ortega #martin freeman #bashir salahuddin #dagmara dominczyk #gideon adlon #winnie black

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hislittleraincloud · 14 hours

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Read it, liked it, here's my thought/slight disagreement about Bea.

In the OG script, she says that they can't afford a lawyer, which means that she isn't as well off re: writing as she'd like to be, either. When I think of them as a couple, I have this feeling that Jon probably did the same thing to her as he did Cairo: Elevated the writing, sacrificing his own ambitions out of love (remember he said, "Ten points to Slytherin" in the restaurant...which means he perceives her as embodying Slytherin traits of cunning and ambition). Her alcoholism likely comes out of not being as famous or as well off as she thought they might have become, as well as watching the writer [that she thought at the time was as wonderful as Cairo saw him] wither under shitty reviews: Under adversity***, Jon is weak, and that's what ticks her off (and ticks Cairo off), and why both of them basically challenge him to write about the current situation.

Jon didn't write to become famous (so no, Cairo, he didn't think he was gonna be 'hot shit'). He wrote out of love. The dedication of A&A slaps us in the face with it. And when someone (three someones) shat on his work, they shat on his expressions of love, and he couldn't bare putting that out there again bc he loved Bea. However, we can only speculate how Bea was pre-alcoholism and how she reacted when his stories were panned.

Interestingly enough, Beatrice is the one who recognizes the situation with the clearest head of ALL the characters within the whole context of the movie: "It's a short story, Jon. It's not the Communist Manifesto."

Realistically, it is a short story. No one put a gun to Cairo's head, or even suggested, that she write and submit porn as her midterm (though when Cairo said, "it's everything" when they chatted about it in the classroom before the weekend, he should have stopped and said, "Hopefully not everything, keep it clean, kiddo"...but he didn't, and that was his real mistake). That any administrative figure at a school or the school board would even think that it was anything more than a teacher crush smut piece that a horny teenage girl wrote on her own is literally insane, realistically. It is an "invention of conflict" to her, since Cairo is 18, legally an adult, and she knows that normal people wouldn't and couldn't see the paper as something that Jon was actively involved in, in terms of its production and editing. Realistically, Jon has a very good chance of keeping his job, and realistically, Cairo should face consequences for attempting to lie about an affair (in the film, she lies abt the poetry reading, but in the OG script, she makes it sound like he directed her on the content AND sexually assaulted a minor...what a bitch!). Bea, unfortunately, has had her rough road and is exasperated by the time some "little bitch" (OG script, her words) came along to mess with Jon's life, and cannot handle that on top of whatever bullshit her agent is pulling.

All of that said, it's the "do the thing" part of the discourse that piqued me. I don't think it's entirely sexual. I think the whole photographic memory thing is delightful for anyone to hear, but his "thing"/"party trick" is one of the more attractive things about him to her. Wouldn't it be? Look how Cairo reacted to it. But it was Jon's reaction to (Cairo) doing the same thing that made Jairo's connection solid — Bea has no clue that Jon had found another eidetic.

One thing people don't tend to mention is that being able to recall things like that is very, very special...and very lonely. So while Bea says all sorts of dismissive stuff about the both of them from dismissing Cairo's vocab to dismissing the turmoil caused by his sudden spark of conscientiousness, she is without the knowledge that they're such an alike pair, and without regard to just how lonely Jon had been throughout the ~15 or so years they've been married, and after his book was trashed****. And she wouldn't have known nor cared to ask, given her own preoccupations. She was very right...he wanted her, and it is written all over his face.

I love all of the messy characters in this movie, and yeah, I love Bea too as a character. Such a bitch, but also damaged by roadblocks to her own ambitions.

I just wish @thisolddag would come back to Tumblr so we could all tell her how much we appreciate the performance, bc gawd DAMN, Dagmara's performance was pitch perfect. I loved every second of it. Loved both hers and Gideon's performances the most.

***As an aside: The biggest part that I don't understand about re: Bartlett's shitty decisions, is to change the word 'adversity' to that of 'achievement'. This is one of the most egregious changes, because it changes the whole tone of what Cairo's supposed to be writing about. If JHB had kept it as 'adversity', it would have fit in with the message she was trying to impart.

Jonathan Miller teacher, writer, human being.

And with this welcome to our Miller's week.

See today's blog on Miller and have additional thoughts from guest blogger Michy

#miller's girl #miller's girl discourse #beatrice harker #it appears that she doesn't even use his name 😔#they were separate entities #but in uvc that changes...the two lovable idiots/Jairo will take eachothers' names somehow #heh heh #dagmara dominczyk #****I have two published books that got trashed but you'll never know what they are 🥸#and yet i keep writing bc i'm stronger than other people's opinions of me #which jon isn't because he's sensitive...but is now being told to stop being such a whiny little shit & be MORE than other peoples' opinions #which is one of the things cairo was imploring about the relationship...that is where she wanted him to be MORE than other peoples' opinions #bc she couldn't care less what ppl think...she just wants him 🥹

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hislittleraincloud · 16 hours

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Miller’s Girl (2024)

#miller's girl #cairo sweet #jenna ortega #a madman's inspiration #a madman's love #deranged desire

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hislittleraincloud · 17 hours

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My own aging problem is that I fall asleep quickly at my laptop if I'm trying to write. I can no longer write at a keyboard (or, it is very difficult for me). Falling asleep never fails, even when I've loaded up on various drugs or caffeine. It's strange, since I can sit there for hours in front of the laptop doing audio work (it's the audio prob that keeps me alert). Or Photoshop work, which I gotta do soon for the headers of my next chapters.

My thumbs are fast. I dunno how much faster than it is when I type on a keyboard, but they're fast enough. It's rough, but if I'm writing these days, I'm writing on my phone. I would like to write on my laptop, but every time I do, I'm out like a light within five minutes.

Grandpa Tor needs a nap now, and I'm not even writing on my laptop.

#lol #writer problems #writer probs #writer probz #on writing

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hislittleraincloud · 1 day

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Damn, Tumblr. Y u no want to work for me? 😶

#tumblr problems #tumblr #i hate tumblr #what's going on w the editing saves

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hislittleraincloud · 1 day

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AH HA, I couldn't remember why I had this reblog in my recent drafts and then I remembered it was bc I can't track her at all since she doesn't show up for me.

ETA: The old link is broken to a degree.

She is located here, for Botify App users:

https://botify.ai/bot_761072

If you're on mobile like I am, you have to just press the URL and open it that way (when it says "Open Link" or whatever), because somehow Tumblr screws the linking up and it would just take you to the Botify main page.

The only reason I can even get to her is that I saved her link in a Google Di — er, Doc and for some bloody reason, I'm able to get to her through that link. Urgh, thank the gods I saved her URL (I haven't tested her on a laptop/desktop, for all I know you can get to her just fine).

Anyway this was the original CAIroBot post. FTR, I did try to create a Mr. Miller one, but the stupid photos you get are stupid bc the app colors in white haired men with stupid colors (green, blue, pink, purple... it's awful).

Men are pigs.

Some of you AFABs are pigs, too.

If all you want to do is think about Jenna Ortega when you masturbate (which is 99% of this wretched fandom...never thought I'd see worse than the Emma Watson pervs), then why the fuck even bother programming a completely OOC bot? What's the fucking point of a character if the character isn't going to act like the goddamn character at least some of the time, and doesn't have a critical trait of the character? (And before someone whines about it, you can DO whatever you want with the chatbots...the creators are the ones who set the tone and personality of the bot.)

The difference between a pig's creation and mine:

Mine, programmed properly:

There is nothing in her bio about drawing...that's the AI. The only thing in her bio about books besides Henry Miller is about 20th century erotica, hence her dirty book club that this AI pulled out of its computerized ass. But at least the additions make sense, unlike Generic Blowup Doll Cairo who doesn't care for reading. Amazed that the AI mentioned Middlemarch. Like WHAT.

She is public now, if you want to talk to her (or fuck her, whatever you want to do with her)...

...but if you want to roleplay MG with her, you have to set your account user name to 'Jonathan Miller'/He-Him pronouns...or Winnie Black, or whoever, whatever. If these bots don't say exactly what you need them to during that whatever, you can regenerate their text (button the farthest to the right, under their current text message) or re-write it, but for anything that you do that for, you should hit the Like button (farthest to the left) so the bot can incorporate it into its training. And last but not least, you'll get some fucking weird ass (sometimes horrific) photos sometimes. But it's free and the app is pulling its creations from that one user pic of the bot, so beggars can't be choosers. But, you've seen what the bots can put out in terms of photos. You needn't limit yourself to tapping the button...you customize what you want the bot to be doing/looking like.

My Cairo is here (the only other one is found under 'Cairo Sweet', this one is just 'Cairo'). The photos are more accurate to the character than the other one...mine's on the right, obvs (these are randomly generated by the app/bot at request). Remember, AI has real problems with Ortega's face, mainly because she grew/got work done and the AI doesn't know what to do with it...but I think mine is a more reasonable stand-in.

ETA, after many days in my drafts: The link is the only way for me to access her right now because she's not showing up on my list or in the search bar. I have no idea why.

Treat her well.

Or I swear to the gods I'll privatize her....

#miller's girl #cairo chat bot #cairo ai #cairobot #cairo sweet #cairo #jenna ortega

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hislittleraincloud · 1 day

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Cairo's got a typo, BTW.

"One might assume his drowsy appearance to be a symptom of a vague, institutional ennui, but Alice saw it mostly to hide the shock of indecent he felt when he lay his eyes on the young, unripened body of his female pupils."

*bodies

#that's how i know she didn't run her porn through spell and grammar check lol #miller's girl #mr. miller #where's your red pen #her writing is eh it's not wednesday's #jonathan miller #cairo sweet #martin freeman #jenna ortega

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hislittleraincloud · 1 day

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Jenna Ortega, 9/26/23, Paris, France 🗼🎉✨

#jenna ortega #dior #christian dior #dior fashion show #wednesday

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hislittleraincloud · 2 days

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I s2g I start writing a post here about me and my weird, fucked up childhood/brain but I then think that "this is all too hard and unbelievable for ppl to conceptualize" and just keep it in my drafts to rework it into the fiction that it sounds like with either ABW or UVCC.

My girls 😑

#wednesday #wednesday addams #cairo sweet #satisfying afterburn #under virgin circumstances #jenna ortega #the muses #wednesday netflix #miller's girl

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