#Jesus Christ this took so fucking long
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Some doodles that I spent way too much time on based on headcanons from @scaradookdook
#clone high#topher bus#clone high fanart#tophabe#art#gay#drawing#Jesus Christ this took so fucking long
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literally where can the zelda franchise go after totk. this is it. we've reached it. the pinnacle of video game entertainment. the whole dev team should just pack their stuff and enjoy a long and comfortable retirement. whoever decides their team has to follow-up on that with the next zelda game should answer for their crimes at the hague. what the fuck. I haven't even beat the game yet but what the fuck.
and how are AAA video game devs everywhere not losing their minds. how the hell did nintendo do any of that? and on that console?? you mean to tell me I can stack 15 differently shaped objects on top of each other and they don't vibrate violently into the skybox?? you mean to tell me the physics engine gladly accepts whatever I throw at it and holds it all together without dropping a frame while running on a machine that was outclassed two generations ago??? this is not witchcraft it's a grandiose demonstration of mastery over every aspect of game development that casts an immense shadow over every other AAA studio. fuck. fuck!!!!
everything about this game is crazy to me. the visuals are crazy. the soudtrack is crazy. the complexity of all systems and how they interact is crazy. the sheer amount of non-repeating content, NPCs, quests, dialogue, puzzles, environment variety - all crazy to me. every time I boot up this game I am humbled by the monumental effort and obvious love that went into every facet of the resulting experience. no cut corners anywhere. mirror-perfect chrome polish.
it's so rare we get something like that, in any field. I'd understand if nintendo never made a zelda game ever again because how do you follow that. god I hope everyone who worked on this game got the fattest check and the sloppiest head. I'm so happy I get to live in shigeru miyamoto's world
#totk#shut up mag#jesus fucking christ!!!! what the hell!!!!#I'll admit I was a doubter at times#with how long it took to me and with how little we saw of it#I was afraid I wasn't going to be awed#but I was wrong and I'm so happy I was#now I have to go hunt for game dev podcasts so I can listen to people in the industry#being bewildered and shocked and going ''how did they do it''#i'm not even done with the game at all I've done 3 out of 4 regions#and I have so many pins and markers and things I want to go see#god I'm going to spend 600 hours in this game aren't I
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when youre in a 3/4 left facing bust competition and your opponent is turtletoria
#turtlearts#wordgirl#wg#dr two brains#steven boxleitner#sorry. trying to make him look his age (like 38-40 something im thinking)#also i forgot his brain in the first one ignore that. please look away#also ive had it with the wrinkly tiny human brain woe anatomically correct rat brain be upon ye#you dont have to worry about wrinkles and it looks like a slimy pink horshoe crab#and better yet its still fucking disgusting ! lose lose for everyone !#<- those tags from when i first drafted this post in early september. the drawings are months older than that too LOL#my mental health took a steep nosedive since then jesus fuckin christ. but heres some drawimgs bc i feel bad for not posting for so long#dare i say its been so long.
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i've never been broken
#shakarian#garrus vakarian#femshep#mass effect#jesus fucking christ this took me so LONG AARHRHHGHGHGHFHG#drawlings#ch: ro
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"It is said that the deep red petals of the red carnation represent a beating heart that is filled with love."
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Drawing dedicated to @zero1qn2
Because I strongly believe that men should get flowers too.
#pathologic#pathologic 2#pathologic classic hd#мор утопия#fanart#burakhovsky#artemy burakh#daniil dankovsky#pathologic classic#red carnations#burda#daniil dankovsky x artemy burakh#artemy burakh x daniil dankovsky#haruspex#bachelor#the bachelor#гаруспик#бакалавр#бакаруспик#this drawing took so long jesus fucking christ#if you checked tags for any reason you can get some info too why not#look how the background is desaturated#and artemy is painted in warm colors contrasting with daniil's silhouette#yes i hope colors work#i put an actual thought into this wow#also fuck perspective#gay#gays#extremely adorable soft gays#i mean colleagues
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billie joe armstrong: "DO YOU KNOW THE ENEMY? DOYAKNO YOUR ENEMY WELL GOTTA KNOW THE ENEMY RAEH"
11 year old me, nodding: "tigerstar"
#buzzy#green day#listen i didnt know what politics are i just. heard that song and the only Enemies i could think of were like. in cartoons.#do u kno how long it took me to realize green day was politival#it didnt help that i could only hear half the words to their songs but it took until i. okay dont make fun of me for this#....until i hear a mashup of 'holiday' and a dr who song#and i was like. oh hey green day has political stuff. wow.#i was so fucking dumb jesus christ#i did not in fact Know The Enemy im sorry green day
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its nice to finally have a GOOD parent for once in this fucking series.
coral is actually pretty cool. i like her.
plus anemone is super pretty and cute.
whirlpools gross and creepy. i hate him. im glad hes dead.
webs is okay... hes actually pretty cool.
gill wouldve nice if..he didnt die.
kestrals dead- good. kinda- shame she didnt get to reunite with peril.
i hope peril makes another appearance- she was also pretty cool.
i fucking love tsunami.
im so glad she reunited with her mom.
coral has first place as best parent so far. :3
book two was pretty cool. alot of reveals.
im glad scarlets dead too. bitch.
#WOF book two#tsunami is best girl#corals a pretty good mom#took me way to long to figure out how to pronounce anemones name. pronouncing it ANI-Monet not the fucking sea bush!!! jesus im fucking nem#jesus christ man#anyway i like book two the best so far.#next is glorys book. im really fucking excited cuz i love her#i love the spicy lesbian
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some good omens doodles that blew up on twitter, might as well post them here, too
#it took#so long to type out the alt text#jesus christ#good omens#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#good omens season 2#pay your actors#ineffable spouses#good omens season 2 fanart#sag afta strike#TRANS RIGHTS#FUCK YEEAH TRANS PEOPLE
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request, you say? How about g1 cosmos/Soundwave, with cosmos pregnant. Cosmos isn't up for regular interface, but he will let Soundwave fuck his thighs (now soft and plush from pregnancy weight)
holy shit I finally finished this, I am so sorry
Cosmos's personality fought me so much- I could barely find anything for him on the tf wiki
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Soundwave gently massaged Cosmos’s thighs, his free servo on the round swell of his mate's belly. Soundwave smiled under his faceplate, thinking of months from now when new little ones would be toddling around their habsuite.
“Thanks, ‘Wave,” Cosmos hummed, leaning back against the tape deck's chestplate. “But my thighs aren't the only thing that's sore.”
Soundwave blushed. He had been massaging his lover's thickened thighs for a while now. He just couldn't stop, the feeling of the softened mesh squishing in his servos utter bliss. Cosmos's thighs had grown big and plush from his pregnancy, soft and cute and so very squishable.
“Not that I mind!” Cosmos quickly added. “It's just- I'm a little… Charged. Maybe I'm seeing things.”
“You are not,” Soundwave replied, gently pushing Cosmos down on the couch. “And I am feeling… Charged as well…~”
Cosmos’s visor widened as he heard a spike cover clicking back. He squeaked as he felt his partner’s spike press against his valve panel, quickly shaking his helm.
“No! No, no no no! I already have trouble walking because of the little ones, I am not adding a sore valve to my walking problems!” Cosmos said, pushing Soundwave's helm into his thighs. “If you wanna frag something, frag these.”
“Wif pweshure,” Soundwave said, muffled by Cosmos’s chubby thighs. He begrudgingly removed his helm from the plush mesh, turning his green partner around and laying him on his servos and knees. “Are you ready?”
“Primus, yes!” Cosmos whined, already pushing his thighs into Soundwave. “And while you're at it, massage my hips. They're sore.”
“Will do.” Soundwave replied, slipping his spike between the soft, plush rolls of fat on Cosmos's thighs. “Ah… Cosmos, you're so soft…”
“I'm- uh, I'm aware,” Cosmos mumbled, the friction of Soundwave's ribbed spike pushing in and out of his thighs incredibly arousing.
“I- hah, I l-love you, dear,” The tape deck moaned, thrusting faster as his servos moved to massage Cosmos's hips.
“Love- ah~ love you t-t-ah, too…” Cosmos moaned. “W-What do you- uh, think the kids will- oooh, b-be like~?”
“Hopefully- nn~ hopefully better behaved than- uh, than R-Rumble and F-Frenzy- frag~” Soundwave said, his thrusts growing faster.
“Ohh~ T-That's- yeah, I- I agree, and- oh~! That's the p-perfect spot,” Cosmos bucked his hips, squeaking as he felt Soundwave squeeze and grope his chubby thighs. The friction was amazing,
“Cosmos, I'm going to-”
“S-So am I~”
Both mechs overloaded together, transfluid spurting from their spike and valve respectively all over Cosmos's thighs and the couch. Soundwave panted heavily as he rode out his overload, still thrusting slowly into his mate’s fat thighs. Once he was finished, Soundwave clicked his panels back in place and set Cosmos back on his lap, still groping his now sticky thighs.
“I think the bitlets enjoyed that, too. They're kicking,” Cosmos said, before groaning. “Ow.”
“Would you like me to carry you to the berth to rest?”
“Oh, yes, please.” Cosmos replied, his visor brightening as the navy mech lifted him, carrying him through the door to their berthroom.
He flopped onto the bed, curling up as much as he could with his swollen middle. Soundwave got into berth much slower, spooning the green mech.
“Night, ‘Wave,” Cosmos mumbled.
“Goodnight, darling.”
Cosmos giggled.
#chubformers#valveplug#mechpreg#t&t drabbles#pregnancy mention#pregnancy tw#thigh fucking#cosmos#tf cosmos#tf soundwave#jesus christ anon I'm so sorry this took so long#soundwave
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hi pick my new theme pls
#personal#idk whats w my eyes but im convinced the yellow in the first isnt the same as whats used in the theme even tho it is#but god this was so hard i had to leave firefox and go to chrome. i hate this site#every company wants to talk abt ai. we need a fucking generator to randomly put colors from the header in the theme bc jesus christ#tumblr not letting me copy and paste took too long. firefox's wouldve been near impossible#edit: i accidentally didnt include an example of the accent color but use ur imagination. they have the third color not shown
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fingers and teeth
click for better quality | id in alt
#this took me so fucking long jesus christ#art#digital art#original art#original character#oc#og ocs#ivan#and#cain#s hand!#sacrilegious god reverent lover#blood
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So my school (that I've graduated from now yay!) had a competition for the yearbook cover. I very much decided that I was gonna go overboard and thank you so much to @beetrootbot for helping me with the shading :3
Also! I’m selling this design on my Redbubble if any of y’all are interested: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Mysticalite/shop?asc=u
Design choices if you care about that:
- Based off how angels are described in the Bible (Isaiah, Revelation) specifically Revelation 4:8 except I misread it slightly so now it has 6 sets of wings:
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴, 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘪𝘹 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴, 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 ��𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨,
“𝘒𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘴𝘩, 𝘬𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘴𝘩, 𝘬𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘴𝘩
𝘈𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘪 𝘌𝘭𝘰𝘩𝘦𝘪-𝘛𝘻𝘷𝘢’𝘰𝘵,
𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘺𝘢 𝘷’𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘩 𝘷’𝘺𝘢𝘷𝘰!
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘺, 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘺, 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘺
𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴,
𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥
𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦!”
- I used their chant as part of the halo
- A seraph (meaning ‘burning one’), the highest ranking angel in Christian angelology
- Due to name and stimulus (‘Shine brightly as together we look to him’) I leaned very heavily into light as seen in the glowing chest, flaming head, and placing among stars
- High ranking angels are said to hold objects of gold and sapphire, so I used those colours
- There is a reason whenever angels appear the first thing they say is “Be not afraid”, I wanted to showcase why
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right now i just demand everyone to accept every part of me.
i don't want your pity.
oh gods that's it, isn't it.
that's why i feel so uncomfortable about these people who think they know me, only because my parents used to force me to go to church.
they pity me.
"they just want to help you."
why though?
why do you think i need help in the first place?
what part of me do you see as a problem that needs to be fixed?
is it the fact that i didn't function in school? why is that a problem? no, seriously, why?
because in my opinion that the schools' fault.
because i'm still living, don't you see? i don't go to school anymore, i don't have a job. sure, i get help with my mental health. sure, i can't live on my own.
but why is that a problem? why is that your problem?
why does make you so uncomfortable that you feel the need to pity me? what makes you think that that is a problem?
it's not killing me, is it? all these things do not set whole world on fire.
i can live fine without any school degrees. i'm proving that right fucking now.
it's not a problem for me.
so why do you think i should be grateful because "you want to help me"?
damn.
#jesus fucking christ#that took me so long to realize#all that brainfuckery of they just want to help you#no they don't#they want to fix me#*stares at my parents*#YOU want to fix me
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#just an observation bc im avoiding working on stuff but i draw a lot and post basically everything i draw thst gets finished#and its v funny to me how u can tell how out of focus i was based on the quality of the drawing#or like when i post something and its like ok some of that was good but u def gave up halfway thru one of those lol#inconsistency i funny like that. its also funny to me that now a days i get comments like COLORS!!!#which is funny bc i notoriously haaaaaate coloring. like i will sit around whining and complaining when im home with my parents bc i dont#wanna color. its just so easy to fuck things up when u draw traditionally and it takes a million years so its a big ask lol#but i guess i dont hate is so much right now bc i kinda just slap whatever colors i want together like fuck it we ball#and thats kinda fun. reckless i suppose#its agony when u wanna try to do shadows and lights tho. like finding references ugh#or wanting to draw big ideas but then its like oh god its gonna take so long and if i dont do it all in one sitting i might die#im a lil better abt thst now bc it would b impossible but in my head i still hate it#ugh. all i wanna do is draw. theres another universe where i went to art school. or just like took art classes. and i wanna say id b happier#but thats def a lie XD i like learning too much and i dont have the attention span to hardcore learn genetics outside an academic#environment. and i got way too excited abt exploring the genetic traits of my cyano species#like i can make genetics trees for traits and look for. fuck. i forgot the word. how tf did i forget the word. oh god. horizontal gene#transfer. jesus christ its like theres a hole in my brain. well. i guess i did get only like 4hrs sleep. ugh im rambling.#i need to finish getting ready for Monday so i dont have to tomorrow and ill have time to draw. prob wont stop me feeling nauseous abt#teaching tho. OH FUCK. i just remembered i have a new office space now to decorate. fuck i need to hang up pictures and stuff#what would b the funniest way to put narut0 on my deskspace? idk ill have to think abt it. oh god im not ready#my head is like a handbell. one of the big ones when u ring it and it hits soft and u can feel the vibrations. someones wrung my head lol#unrelated
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Steven Universe.. hit different and I don’t really understand why? Thinking about any of my other old hypefixations, I smile. But Steven Universe just makes me a deeply uncomfortable kind of sad that latches onto my brain like a leech and doesn’t let go for many hours. And I have no idea what it did to deserve that lmao
#I guess this show was a much more massive part of my life than I realized?#it's not my favourite show but I think it's. part of me now#if I'd watched it all in one hit for the first time now I'd think ''woag that was awesome'' and proceed to be normal about it#I had a hard time being normal about things I really liked as a kid and 'cause this show went on for so long and I followed it religiously-#for the ENTIRE time it was airing-#I think it became a permanent resident in my brain along with the emotional state I was in when I started watching it#when I think of Steven Universe I'm flooded with all the ways my childhood self took it way too seriously#I think about things I just MADE UP about the show through theories and implied backstory- all the deeper things that never even happened#and it gives me this unscratchable itch. this weird sense of longing#wughfgdh anyways#my ears ache from getting weirdly choked up about this lmao#just did a shortened rewatch of the whole show through watching Scoot's reaction videos#and like#bruh#the show is y'know. REALLY GOOD. But not THAT good jesus christ#nothing is THAT good#it's kinda cool that I used to have such deep emotions about literally everything but man I'm glad I'm not 13 anymore bahah#mannnnnn I really set this show up for failure by expecting it to reach this impossible unachievable level of depth#and then being kinda bummed when it didn't#it's a CARTOON Cas. a reallly fucking good one just the way it is. calm down child#anyways might draw Greg because he's the goat#steven universe#rant#(?)
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the stormlight reread begins 🫡
#i took so long to read it the first time that i’m starting now in order to get done before kowt drops lmao#i just got thru kaladin’s first bridge run 😭 i forgot how fucking evil the first half of his plot in twok is jesus christ#stormlight archive#personal
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