all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success

oh god i felt inexplicably sick last night, could not tolerate sunlight at all today and now i've got a shimmery aura in one eye can we pleeaeaaseeee not do this

"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again." Lina Shepard's reputation is divisive, to say the least. Once an esteemed war hero and humanity's first Spectre, her return from the dead under Cerberus's colors didn't win her any favors. When she's assigned a covert Alliance mission in Hegemony space, tragedy strikes. War brews on the horizon. At any given moment, the Reapers will begin the new harvest. [ao3 link]

I finished the cover to my longfic before actually completing said longfic. because.

this whole situation with my upstairs neighbors is making me sick with anxiety. management is on my side and they wouldn't be if they weren't doing something wrong you know. they've been here longer than me and have a kid and if management still wants to side with me after showing them the evidence of the noise and even suspected abuse then i shouldn't feel so bad but i do. im not trying to get a family evicted i just want quiet enjoyment of my apartment. take the kid outside to burn off energy and kick the asshole man out you know? i'm ok with some noise but it's just crazy what i have to deal with

well there's choclate and there's chocolate...

about to say something mean but i feel like every "male-specific" issue is something that also happens to women its just that a lot of you dont seem to see women as people

Just say the weird thing!!! you will attract a crazy girl who wants to be your best friend.

thinking of the time when i was working at a place and they were doing some construction, taking a wall down in the back of the building. left their sledgehammers there. i was in my jfashion/mori kei and adjacent styles era, so i was dressed all cute or whatever. grabbed a sledgehammer on my break and started helping take the wall down. then some other guys came by and thought it was awesome and also grabbed sledgehammers. then we started having a contest to see who could do the most damage. also the coworker i was dating thought it was super hot. what i'm saying is that i need the chance to wield a big hammer again please please please

we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

I'm so angry I could piss glue

cocoon bjork does kind of hit like it's kind of sweet. just saying

what she said ^^^

incredibly epic of shelley duvall to fuck off from hollywood forever and move to texas hill country to age gracefully smoke cigarettes and paint pictures