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bolithesenate · 3 months

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trying to write the next mud fic chapter getting roughly five sentences in before getting distracted by a random npc i came up with right that moment and immeditely getting the urge to draw her TT

#it's a curse i swear #random boli thoughts #me writing

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random-bean-allie · 11 months

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Do you have an ao3 author that you really hate? A fic you wish would just disappear?

Fear not, with our "Allie's bad luck" service your dreams can now become reality!! 💖✨

We only need a title! Allie will take a look at the unfinished fic, think "oh wow, sounds amazing!", bookmark it.. and the fic will never be updated again.

Not. Even. Once.

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frasermints · 7 months

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say it with me: i am not going to relearn css to publish this fic

#it's not even done yet!#this is why i don't make the draft before i'm done writing #it's a curse i swear #my post

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diabloku · 2 months

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The #cursedcatalastor is all over Twitter so Alastor is making good use of his new army 😌

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #vivziepop #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #cursed cat alastor #This trend is so silly I swear #radioapple #appleradio #not really #but Alastor would be the kind to bully Luci cause he lives in his head rent free lol

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eliotbaum · 9 months

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Savior.

a scene from our last Curse of Strahd session featuring my cleric PC

#illstration #art #artists on tumblr #character art #painting #curse of strahd #curse of strahd art #dnd 5e #cleric #dnd art #blood cleric #boy's got kavan's spear and his problematic god turned it into a new thing #basically the bloodletter from bloodborne #kasper dunant #he's good aligned i swear

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suchawrathfullamb · 3 months

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ppl get mad at Hugh for playing off the romance but you gotta understand that actors internalize the characters, they are playing those characters, so of course he'd have the same perspective as Will lol and of course Mads would have the same as Hannibal. one doesn't want to face the truth and the other is aware of it and accepts it.

#whats so difficult to understand? lol actors always do that #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #DO NOT USE THIS WITH JENSEN ACKLES I SWEAR TO GOD DO NOT CURSE THIS POST #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen

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little-pondhead · 6 months

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Classic "promised-at-birth-to-the-Ghost-King" story, except the contract never states how, exactly, the King is to use the offered soul. Usually, one would be offered as a bride or sacrifice. But with Pariah Dark sealed away, his retainers got a little lazy in the last few millennia. They just made some generic contracts and practically handed them out like candy.

When Danny took over as king via conquest, that included all the weird and messed up soul contracts the previous retainers had signed. And since ghost magic was a thing and seemed to have it out for Danny personally, many of these contracts updated their terms and conditions as soon as that crown hit Danny's head, reflecting the new King's subconscious desires and personality.

This caused many issues with those still around to profit from these contracts. Some people lost their power, some gained more, and some were unbound and kicked to the curb. A few special people found themselves dropping dead after their less-than-ethical abilities disappeared.

Danny was unaware of the chaos he had unintentionally caused for quite a while. It was only brought to his attention when a letter arrived on his desk one day with a copy of someone's valid contract enclosed. The new changes have been highlighted, and a separate note is attached.

It seems that in exchange for blessings of near-immortality for her infant son, a mother had offered Pariah Dark both their souls in order to ensure her child's survival during harsh times. (The souls were to be collected upon death and were to be used as soldiers in the King's Army.) The mother's soul had returned to the Keep decades ago and was recently assigned to tend to the gardens, while her son seemed to have grown into a fine gentleman and was still alive. He used his mother's gifts to serve his country and loved ones well, it seemed.

At first, Danny didn't see what any of this had to do with him. If the mother was already a part of his kingdom, and the son would be eventually, why was a letter about the whole thing showing up before him?

Then he read the revised contract, which bore his magical signature. A signature that overruled the power of Pariah and binding it to him.

'...and as such, in return for the abilities stated above, [Mary Pennyworth] and [Alfred Pennyworth] will fulfill the conditions detailed below, upon pain of Ending.

[Mary Pennyworth], when returned to the Kingdom of Dark Kingdom of Stars, will work as a lieutenant in the Skeleton Army caretaker in the Gardens of Pluto.

STATUS: COMPLETED

[Alfred Pennyworth], when returned to the Kingdom of Dark Kingdom of Stars, will work as a general in the Skeleton Army caretaker of the King and his Court.

STATUS: PENDING'

Danny had to re-read the contract several times to understand what it was saying. He now had a caretaker? What did a caretaker do? Was it like a ghost parent? Could this guy ghost-ground him??

He sighed and pressed the speed dial on his phone for Tucker. Time to find out who the hell this Alfred Pennyworth guy was, and how to break a magic contract when it wasn't even fulfilled yet.

Meanwhile, Alfred had just found the original copy of the contract amongst his mother's belongings after it glowed and drew him in. The paperwork cleared up a lot of mysteries he'd always wondered about himself, even if he disapproved of his mother's methods. Nonetheless, he smoothed out the aged paper with dark green ink, noted the fresh (sloppy, a teenager?) signature, and began preparing to meet this supposed new King and his Court.

It wouldn't hurt to make introductions before he died, after all.

#pondhead blurbs #dpxdc #alfred is now their grandpa #i just want alfred to meet danny and his group of friends and unironically call him 'your majesty' and danny HATES it #like this is the guy who's gonna be my butler/caretaker after he dies? please man just say my name #it's not a cursed name i swear #no one else knows how to feel #cause like #if the contract wasn't in place everyone was sure Alfred would haunt the manor even after death due to his devotion to the wayne family #but now he's already got a job in the afterlife #so how will the bats see their father/grandfather figure now?#Bruce: the obvious solution is to adopt these random kids who still have families so alfred never has to leave :)#alfred isn't even dead yet but the bats are speedrunning their grief in like a week

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nonetoon · 5 months

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I started drawing some Clown Curse stuff again after being in a little slump

It’s some of my favorite stuff I have drawn recently for it and have been trying to figure out for a long time

It’s all spoilers

#dumb stuff #clown curse #all this to say I swear I’m working on it

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aka-indulgence · 4 months

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Sometimes the way to support your gf is by swearing with her 😌

#aka drawing #uf sans hears you curse and swear and hes like #OOOHHH I CAN GET WITH THAT #cw swearing #??#uf!sans

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raviollies · 7 months

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Rendezvous in darkness no one else can reach

To hold, to taste what belongs to me

#curse of strahd #countess strahd von zarovich #dnd #ttrpg #blythe #my art #im a home of sexual...#THIS HAS BEEN A STRUGGLE BUS OF A PAINTING I SWEAR #EDIT : I FORGOR HER GREY STREAK #Lorelai

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artofalassa · 8 months

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Sparkling Coffee

The first meetings, huh?

Happy FF7EC launch day!

#final fantasy vii #zack fair #kunsel #ff7ec #ff7 #crisis core #las!art #i completely forgot to post this one #didn't want to make too many ads on VII stuff on my ptrn now when WWL is the focus #also this comic was cursed when i was drawing it i swear #but hey it's the puppy boy #missing pieces

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chocolate-guy-compilations · 1 year

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HAVE YOU SEEN AMAURY'S NEWEST VIDEO YET BECAUSE

HOLY FUCKING SHIT???

What the godforsaken FUCK

#/POS /POS #I CANT EVEN DO 2D ANATOMY AND AMAURY PULLS THIS????#FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY #amaury guichon #it’s the fuckin chocolate guy #its the fucking chocolate guy again #tw cursing #tw swearing #tw bold text #tw large text #tw profanity #tw food #If he includes the dick I’m gonna loose it #(out of character for a second I am VERY impressed with this man)#🍫 asks

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deuynndoodles · 1 month

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[id: a colored, digital drawing of link and tetra from the wind waker. link carries a huge, leaking bag of rupees as he runs, eyes wide and nervous. he looks slightly bewildered. tetra runs alongside him, grin wide and looking a bit smug. they are both people of color and have curly hair. link is in his hero's set and tetra in her pirate's set. end id]

(trade w @islandlobster ) anyway i just think she'd be a bad influence

#doodles #loz #ww #legend of zelda #wind waker #link loz #tetra loz #but dw she's normal about it. i think he'd tell her he doesn't like stealing #and she'd be like 'ok what if we just steal from people we know suck'#and he's instantly fine w it #he still feels a bit weird abt it tho lol #he likes to say he's a pirate and swear and curse but when it comes to actual pirate shit it's like #he's a lil confused but he's got the spirit!#3/28/24

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eroticdarling · 6 months

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I want the most cursed backshots that ever existed from this man and I want them NOW OMFG DON'T LET MAPPA ANIMATE HIM WITH HIS HAIR DOWN

I promise you he's gonna be the reason I write the most back-arching, legs behind neck, seat belt gripping, legs trembling, toes curling so bad they're gonna break, and architectural services of smut and change my name to Choso Slut #163

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cryptidkey · 3 months

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Quick doodle of kenji

#Whenever I have time off school my motivation to draw goes out the window it’s a curse I swear #ignore the lack of details on the feet I cannot be bothered to draw them #kenji miyazawa #kenji bsd #bsd #bungou stray dogs #miyazawa kenji #cryptic art

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loud-sound · 8 months

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#curse you and your symmetrical jawline jon hamm #ineffable idiots #ineffable bureaucracy #fan comic #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens fanart #good omens fan comic #go2 #go2 spoilers #beelzebub #archangel fucking gabriel #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #i swear if tumblr crunches this

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