listen I know we make fun of Hannibal for "tell me will" and speaking in the most complex and pretentious metaphors but Will does the EXACT same thing. He's this random dog-hair covered twunk of an FBI profiler, yet every word that comes out of his mouth sounds like someone bullshitting something meaningful to make an essay longer.
I love that one Sarah Z video essay about the Sebastian moran x moriarty ship that the Sherlock fandom created out of thin air just bc they so desperately desired a kinky murder husbands dynamic and I do wonder if those fans every watched nbc Hannibal and felt catharsis
You know I really respect nbc hannibal because they said what if hannibal ‘the cannibal’ lecter was also a wine aunt with a psychosexual obsession with a sweat drenched man with technically undiagnosed autism and they were so right