me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)
nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-
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Spy/Team Leader whumpee shrinks themselves for a high-stakes intelligence mission, but something goes wrong and they get caught
- Normally they give their enemies a hell of a fight, but now all it takes to restrain them is the weight of a hand, or even a single finger, and it's frustrating
- Whumper has to build a doll-sized interrogation set. While they feel ridiculous, it's worth it to watch their enemy struggle
- Needles instead of knives, a glass of water instead of a tank, a breadboard and a battery instead of expensive electrocution equipment... maybe whumper should invest in a shrink ray
- Not to mention the dramatic difference in size and strength. Where whumpee would normally be full of insults and banter, they seem a little too scared of being crushed to say anything too dramatic
- Whumpee is freed by a stranger, but still unable to get to their normal size until they reach their base. Despite being rescued, they still don't feel safe
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Taking inspiration from Batcrooks fantastic renditions, man we could have had some big clawed digger boys with digger wings. There's nothing wrong with having a small area of wings to have a secondary on (here's looking at you gaolers). Some thicker boys, with good solid digging limbs, with a tail that's not overly complicated. I'm no fantastic artist to replicate anything for FR's style but damn. Less bald with a better silouhette.
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To be quite honest I think the way a lot of ppl go ab the idea of a Ninjago rewrite is kinda funny.
Like, it's not the WRITER'S faults they constantly have to shelve story arcs and character development, they're constantly stuck switching everything based on how Lego wants to do things that specific year lmao.
SURE, there are a lot of weird inconsistencies and it's annoying how much they leave vague, but at the end of the day it's a dumb Lego show and the whole purpose is for kids to insert their own silly ideas wherever and whenever.
Ninjago isn't meant to be some hyper-intelligent show with the greatest depth and plot ever, it's a silly kid's show that kids can put their silly stories in whenever they wanna !!!
Ninjago's "ridiculous flaws and continuity errors and crazy inconsistencies" are part of the appeal!!!!
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IM NOT LOSING MY SHIT OVER A STUPID INTERNET SERIES, YOU ARE! I’M COMPLETELY NORMAL AND UNMOVED BY THE PARODY SHOW AND YOU CAN’T PROVE OTHERWISE!
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I want a miniature Jean jacket about the size of a first to keep as a pet and it'd fly around my house and eat flies and it would be adorable
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