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vaniliens · 3 months

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Behold! My favorite fairy tail characters!

#fairy tail #lucy heartfilia #lisanna strauss #juvia lockser #freed justine #ichiya vandalay kotobuki #jellal fernandez #jellal fernandes #<- His name in the bg is written with an S but i am firm 'Jellal Fernande-Z' believer #my manga coloring #YES i do like Ichiya. Sue me. Throw rocks at me. You are only giving me ideas on what to do with him in my mindspace next.#im going to shoot him into a volcano a million planets away. Is this playful. Is this an actual hate thing. I unno i dont care.#You can find the quotes in the source aughhhh #ftgraphics #<- im never sure whenever im tagging this #these all took like an hour-ish. Except for Freed. It took me ~2 hours for his because of his outfit

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 2 months

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In sally and poppy's character page it says "Sally and Poppy are often depicted together and, according to recovered material, could potentially be best friends."

and to that i say, best friends my ASS!! those are lesbians right there

oooo i actually talked about this in the update stream when i was reading the updated bios! to restate!

a common Cover for lesbians used to be "best friends". why are those two women living together? why they're best friends, so why not! why do these women spend all their time together? they're best friends! why are those women so physically affectionate - well! they're best friends! an excuse that would never fly with gay men is perfect for lesbians.

and you still see this in recent years! remember all of the posts making fun of facebook moms / grandparents seeing photos of lesbians and going "well they seem like a lovely pair of Best Friends!" this still happens! i'm sure there are people today seeing lesbians and thinking that they're best friends. the amount of times i've pointed out to my own parents "they're gay" and gotten surprise and sometimes even denial is response because they genuinely thought these blatantly gay people were only friends

to me and my current knowledge, this addition to Poppy & Sally's bios is evidence worth considering with this context. a tally in the "canon Popstar?" box!

#i would also like to bring attention to Rich Aunt Toodaloo and Best Friend Sue.#ive already been insane about it on stream but.#tee hee!!!#but yes so like #if two guys are referred to as 'best friends' in the context of Welcome Home's time period #im not gonna bat an eye! bc! well! there aren't any secret connotations to that!#but if two women are specifically called out as best friends? im going to be narrowing my eyes!#and honestly i think that the Toodaloo-Sue thing could. potentially.#be a way of hinting at the bios' 'best friend' status' true meaning #its certainly an interesting coincidence!! compelling one might say #homebogging #wh speculation #welcome home speculation #man. popstar Also has receipts huh.#lmao what if they're Also in a secret established relationship...#i doubt it but! an argument May be made...#man especially since it says May be best friends. the Ambiguity!#and how it points out that they're often depicted together... HELLOOOOO I SEE YOU!

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queen0fm0nsterz · 4 months

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Ended up pirating all of Hazbin for the sake of my younger days (used to be a fan when I was around 14/15, before all the stuff with Viv came out) and I am so surprised by how I felt... nothing for the most part. Like a lot of the show's storylines feel like they was crammed in there with no real pacing. A lot of this should have been season 2 territory, which is a sentiment I've seen echoed around, but also... it feels as if the show is trying to be episodic while also having a long narrative thread, which just doesn't work with just 8 episodes. Especially not when paced like this. So I kinda ended up feeling nothing for the most part. All the events got a "Oh, great, so what?" reaction out of me because there was little to no buildup to most of them.

Sir Pentious was always a fave of mine so I was glad to see they kept him around and, though I think we should have had more episodes with him as a villain, I think how he ended up was fitting for what little of an arc he had. I am livid about what they did to Cherri and Mimzy.

I fucking loved Mimzy, I have no idea why they sent her away -- having someone like her at the Hotel would have been a blast considering how the others are already on the road to redemption. She would have balanced it out by being a regular sinner, someone who doesn't care about redemption and won't probably ever care unless it's in her best interests to. Plus her friendship with Alastor was quite cute, they bounce off of each other very well imo. Plus I could see her have a bit of a conflict with both Charlie and Vaggie because of her ways of acting. I'm so sorry they took that from you girlboss.

And Cherri... dear lord where WAS she? She should have been a lot more present. I used to like her relationship with Angel and I even think Cherrisnake is cute conceptually, but both these relationship had... little to no room to breathe imo.

#hazbin hotel critical #not putting this in the main tag #i wouldnt call myself a fan but i guess i can mourn what could have been #not considering viv and her controversities for a second... the pilot had a very nice feeling to it #that the series was not able to replicate #i think my liking of mimzy should come as a surprise to NO ONE LMAOOOO #i love evil selfish women im sorry ... sue me #we need to save mimzy sir pen and cherribomb from hazbin everyone else can rot #ok in all fairness i will give the show credit for ONE thing #i kind of enjoyed adam and lute as antagonists. adam is insufferable which is awesome #it makes it easy to hate him as a villain. and lute being his right hand woman makes sense #they read like a christian couple (term used loosely) where the man is a misogynistic asshole and the woman just kinda endorses it #which is perfect if you wanna make a critique of heaven and the humans who go in it because they repented or whatever #i always love dumbass villains who are easy to hate (mamoon from helluva being another example of a villain i enjoy)#thats it. thats all i have in terms of compliments #would love to adress the Angel Dust controversy because as a victim of SA (and CSA) myself I think there is nuance to be found in --#-- having a discussion about how we see survivors and how we portray the abuse they endure #i was an unconventional victim too. i kind of see a glimpse of me in Angel which is why I was LIVID when I got the full picture of the --#-- situation. but still

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lover-of-mine · 8 months

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I know it isn't fair...

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mizzyislost · 4 months

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ultrakill doodle dump because none of these were good enough to warrant their own post. and also some of them are like months old and im never finishing them so

#theyre all kind of ass but eh </3 #they go in order from most to least recent with the last 2 being from like. august #can you tell i was just drawing directly from the swordsmachine wiki image #i also didnt use a reference for the second one i just wanted to draw some goopy bits sue me #im always sooo scared of posting ultrakill doodles like you guys consistently make the most gorgeous fucking art ever and all i can offer.#is this. ah well </3 #coloring is for losers. btw #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #ok thats all im tagging im too nervous about this #various meanderings

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honeydots · 16 days

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Because I love you~Xanlow

"Because I love you." xanlow | 1.4k | rated T ask game

Laslow's been left in a heap of mud.

Not long ago, he and a small army of Xander’s personal guard were in the midst of fighting. Only against some bandits and ruffians, but they were facing off in a mucky marsh. That was trouble all by itself, it was hard to move around without worrying you were going to lose a shoe.

But Xander's father provided them with a battalion of faceless for protection during their travels. And as creatures that are notoriously hard to control, one of them carelessly thwacked Laslow in the chest as they fought. It knocked the wind out of him, and he actually flew backwards and straight out of the battle.

At that moment, Laslow was profoundly grateful for the squishy mud that broke his fall. It could've been a lot worse, and a lot more deadly, had he landed on something hard or sharp. The mud acted as a nice and slimy pillow, and he was promptly smothered in it.

Dazed, Laslow couldn't pull himself up right away. Then he started sinking, fantastically, and he had to use every muscle in his body to try and keep himself steady. With a dull ache in his chest, Laslow resigned himself to his fate of needing some help to get up.

Everyone left him behind, though. Smartly, the battle moved out of the swamp and onto the more solid ground of the forest. So now Laslow's stuck, alone, mind jumbled and chest sore, in a smelly bog. Perhaps the mud was more of a curse than he imagined.

Thick drops of rain begin flicking down onto Laslow's face. Ah, not good. He might actually drown if this place begins to fill up. He decides to stop mucking around (ha-ha) and give an honest attempt to get up. It isn’t exactly fun to be lazy in the mud, but he’s tired, and he wanted to wait out as much as he could.

And he tries to escape! He really, really does! He just realizes that he's still sinking more than he's making progress and stops quite quickly afterwards.

So that's horrible. Laslow’s senses don't sharpen exactly, rather he begins to panic. Wait, is he really stuck? He tries to struggle less aggressively, but he can't find any sort of solid ground, and he really regrets letting himself sink down this far. Oh, it feels gross, and the rain is still coming down. He’s going to be devastated if anything gets in his mouth.

Which makes Xander’s sudden voice all the more heaven sent.

“Laslow!”

Laslow tries to lift his head enough to see where Xander is—and he eventually spots him, only his blond hair standing out against the dark. But he’s looking around quite aimlessly, Laslow realizes.

“Milord?” Laslow calls, and Xander snaps to attention, eyes finally on Laslow in his personal mud bath. He comes running over, and Laslow kind of awkwardly plops his head back down. “I’ll have you know I was just thinking about getting up, but somehow my limbs aren’t entirely cooperating—”

“Are you hurt?” Xander asks, kneeling next to Laslow while safely out of any gooey spots. He’s looking him over, and also absolutely staring at the mess of muck Laslow’s gotten himself into.

“Oh—I think so. But I’m not bleeding.” At least he’s pretty sure he isn’t. He feels oddly moist, but he’s certain that’s because of the frequently aforementioned mud. “I think it’s my ribs? I’m achy.”

Xander frowns down at Laslow. Then, in what seems to be a quick decision, Xander grabs the top of Laslow’s vest in a hard grip, and begins to lift him out of his muddy heap. It’s weird, even more so because it works, and Laslow stumbles onto solid ground on his hands and knees.

An exhaust comes over Laslow in the moment. It was hard work, seriously, to keep himself from sinking, lazy as he looked. He slips a bit, rolls over to sit down, and looks over at Xander quite pathetically.

It should be noted that pathetic looks work enormously rarely on Xander. So when he sighs and begins to turn, at first Laslow thinks he’s actually leaving him to his own grubby devices.

But, a cautious “Climb on my back,” from Xander speaks a different truth which Laslow readily accepts.

“Ah, my savior,” Laslow says as Xander stands, holding Laslow’s weight very well. But he always does, despite the many burdens Laslow brings along with him. “I was worried I’d drown for a moment there. Someone once said to me that it’s not a bad way to go, but how could they possibly know that? I’m not convinced, I'm really not.”

“You’re awfully talkative.”

Laslow sighs. “I’m very lightheaded.”

“We’ll find a proper place for you to rest soon.” Xander continues walking, carefully avoiding the deepest mud pits in the bog. “You were quite a ways, you know.”

“Because you all ran off and left! Abandoning me in a literal pile of goop.” Laslow flings a slop of mud off of his hand for good measure, and Xander shakes his head with a scoff. It gets a laugh out of Laslow, which makes also his chest hurt. So he just rests his chin on Xander’s shoulder. All cold and metal, of course.

“…You came back and found me, though,” Laslow says. He’s teasing a bit, too.

“I did.”

“What made you?”

Xander scowls, eyes still ahead and looking at the thicket of trees they’re slowly approaching. “What made me? You disappeared.”

“I suppose so.” Laslow tilts his head back and forth, chin still planted on Xander’s armor. “Any better reasons?”

Very often, Laslow fails to amuse Xander. Unfortunately, there isn’t a happy ending to this. “I will grant you the mercy of not assuming that you were hoping to be praised for having been trapped in mire.”

“Well thank you, because I wasn’t. I’ll admit, however, that I’m always open to my ego being stroked.” Laslow tilts his head a little far, and manages to bonk the side of Xander’s head lightly. Xander doesn’t shake him off—he doesn’t really do that anymore. Laslow has been gracefully granted the right of toleration. “My heart needs an extra beat or two, or I’ll die right here.”

“Quite the exaggeration,” Xander says plainly. Laslow scrunches his nose.

“Won’t you indulge me? Savior?” He earns a huff from Xander for that.

“Was there something noxious in that mud?”

“You wound me!” Laslow kicks his feet about, until Xander readjusts and makes Laslow nervous to fall. “I’ll be quiet if you tell me something good.”

Xander seems annoyed, but not nearly enough so that Laslow will stop being playful. There’s always some room for this, he thinks. Unless Xander gets actually mad. But lately, many things have changed, and… He doesn’t, as much.

“Why did I rescue you,” Xander repeats, not quite muttering. “Am I correct that you wouldn’t be satisfied with my saying that you’re my valuable retainer?”

Laslow grins, feeling a small warmth radiate in his chest. It’s just beneath the pain, settling in soundly. “It would’ve been enough, though you’re welcome to go on.”

Because Xander is fundamentally a kind man, he doesn’t just drop Laslow for the comment. But there’s long enough of a pause before Xander speaks that Laslow’s sure he considers it. “What would you like me to say?”

“Oh, I don’t know.” Laslow presses his lips together. “Because I’m invaluable and not an idiot for getting knocked into a pit of mud and almost dying very stupidly?”

…Laslow is kind of embarrassed, actually.

“Hm.” Laslow waits, but that’s all Xander provides.

“Hm?”

Xander looks around. Though the army isn’t in sight even still. The two of them are very much in their lonesome, unless this muck and gunk all over Laslow is sentient.

“May I say because I love you?” Xander asks.

Laslow feels himself blush. He grunts a little, and he stuffs his head into Xander’s cloth collar, digging his nose into his neck. For a moment, he rests there.

“That works, I think,” Laslow says, still nestled in. He pauses. “…May I say I love you back?”

Xander slows his pace a bit, and he rests his head against Laslow’s. “Will you always be so needy with me?’

“Only a little.” Despite how he can’t find any exposed skin, Laslow still kisses Xander’s neck. “Thank you for saving me.”

Xander exhales. And he keeps walking through the forest while Laslow pecks his neck and bumps his jaw.

“It was only some mud.”

#thanks for the request~~~!!!!#i will be like oh maybe this time i wont do established relationship--#(in walks established relationship with a steel chair)#I JUST LOVE THEIR BANTER. OKAY. THEY ARE IN LOOOOOOVE #i dont know why i keep writing fics where laslow gets thrown into [substance] and xander has to rescue him but here we are.#its good and fun SUE me (dont)#dots answers asks #anonymous #dots writing games #<- it took me forever to find this tag LOL i forgot what it was #im also gonna use #dots writes #might go around reorganizing tags soon bc im such a mess w these #anyway thank you again~~!!! ah its always so fun to write these two than k youu

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byebyelullabye · 10 months

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bitches always read a book with a dangerously relatable main character and every time a chapter ends they go "god I hate this bitch and their stupid decisions that I would definitely make"

it's me. I'm bitches.

#this is about love theoretically bc i bowed down to bookblr and downloaded it #elsie is so relatable im going to sue ali hazelwood for plagiarism of my personality #love theoretically #the love hypothesis #bookblr #ali hazelwood #books #also is about barbie #barbie 2023 #barbie #greta gerwig im sending you my therapy bills

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dailybotany · 8 months

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I'm so tired of the notes my foraging post only being about mushroom consumption. Yes. Mushrooms can be hazardous. Yes, they are more hazardous than plants (partly because their characters are more subtle and more easily confused!!). However, SO ARE PLANTS. I'm so tired of the fear mongering surrounding mushrooms in the foraging community while plants are treated as essentially harmless. You need to know what you are looking at! You need to be able to describe it! Or you WILL eventually hurt yourself or others! If you cannot reliably key out a species, you cannot reliably double check yourself.

#im going to eat my own hair #my post was all purpose but i didnt mention mushrooms whatsoever. there were mushrooms in that meal but guess what?#those were IDed CORRECTLY #“close enough” is not good enough with vascular plants either you fucks #(admittedly part of this may be that im bitter that everyone gives more fucks about other kingdoms than they do about the plants. sue me.)#foraging nonsense

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todayisafridaynight · 1 month

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it’s actually kinda crazy how the rggo stories are real lol genuinely felt like i was reading fanfiction. They 100% had a minedai shipper hiding among the rggo writers

iirc one of the writers for rggo was. Not To Say A Minedai Shipper HOWEVER he was pretty earnest about how good together daigo and mine were so ..... not too far from the truth me thinks .....

#snap chats #im doing lawyer speak where i dont present things as hard truth lest i get a lawsuit (read: getting corrected)#but im like 90% confident something along those lines is real and canon to rgg's staff. allegedly of course #it really is so unfortunate rgg didnt go an official english release for rggo but i also get it but still .. unlucky ....#it just makes the rggo stories feel like some type of iceberg trivia yk what i mean #or like something you turn to for a vague fun fact from a fan magazine from 2007 yk what im sayin. onea those typea things #like guys i promise this isnt an obscure fact. relatively. technically ????#its just locked behind this mobile game that doesnt even do character stories anymore. i think. i dont think they do chara stories anymore #they do event stories stlil im pretttyyyyyy sure ?? again 70% confident please dont sue me #but yeah anyway. will we ever get the rggo stories to have an official english release or acknowledgement Shrug #for now they'll be somethin fun to turn to when we get bored. or when we're- as my beste puts it- being menty at 2AM

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lordsardine · 1 month

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#okay like sue me. sometimes i google 'neioo' just because im a nosey bitch and want to see if anyone is talking about my fics #(i just got a comment on awh and like it makes me nostalgic etc. whatever. wanted to see if anything posted somewhere prompted it)#and i havent done this in a while #so please tell me why. WHY am i cited in someone's fucking PhD dissertation #yes the paper overall is about fandom and examining hetalia in particular so it's not like out of left field #but there are two fics total cited and mine is one. AND also there is a post from my fucking neioo blog cited???#like my book announcement one??#and neither of these are cited directly in the dissertation just at the end #so now i feel like im going a bit insane but like okay #i have work i need to be doing and i was reading this fucking dissertation instead #wish i could turn to 15 year old me and be like 'hey there champ. you know that fic series youre day dreaming in your head #that you don't want to write down because you think no one will read it #good stuff. anyway. one day it'll be cited in a dissertation #oh and your grandmother will have read it. have a good day'#...............well. now i need to focus back on work

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nilla-bear · 3 months

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happy shirtless johnny day everyone 😌

#johnny texas chainsaw massacre #johnny slaughter #johnny tcm #texas chainsaw game #if I play victim and you johnny bitches don’t let me mess around w yall im going to SUE #this is gonna reignite my johnny brain rot

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alovesreading · 3 months

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happy valentine’s day everyone!!! love you all, sending yous lots of hugs and kisses 😚😚🤍🤍

#today is just going great if you ask me #cried over a cute george fic i read when i woke up #im fucking shitting bricks about what the guys have planned for tonight’s show #writing an essay for school right now and hating every sentence #i miss my best friend so fucking much #and im wishing i could meet my online friends already #eating mini chocolate orange slices and reading the little messages on them like fucking affirmations before devouring them #will probably watch a romcom after my job interview and cry all night #FUN!!!!!!!#*eye twitches*#hope you lot are having a better day than me lolll #i fucking hate valentine’s day 🫡#don’t sue me #i said what i said

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tomatoart · 1 year

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this year was very influential in terms of finding out more of what i want to go forward with and continue using and learning for my style, i went out of my comfort zone and tried to branch out in graphics, design, shading, composition, and sooo much more that i realized are so fun to play with !! background attempter era as well LOL finally💥 anyways jerma meal was my fave piece this year!

#art summary #i didnt wanna put it in the caption but i wanna address the social media aspect of this years summery too #this was the year i rlly got a lot of traction repeatedly on posts and that just is so insane to me. going thru the tags u guys leave and #seeing you guy look forward to what i do/ recognize me often. man that means more than i can explain #just to biggest tys to my followers n mutuals (even if im a sideblog) for expressing themselves in my notes :] i love art and i love being #able to share that with you but also have u guys to make me love it even more. OKAY?#sorry for the sappy little p.s. tags its just tht rlly i do mean it that despite this year being the worst ive had in awhile irl #this was the best year so far ive had with my art becuz of u all ^_^#2023 will be a rough start but i hope i can make more things for us to smile together with #also i mispelt feb but like i dont care . SUE ME it sounds like tht ok

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ethanharmonia · 7 months

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Espurr my beloved creature i love it so much i just wanna squeeze it and take care of it like a baby and hold it like a burger

just look at this baby

(all the footage here was taken by me yes i did the pics here i play pokemon x leave me alone /j)

(i remember the time i caught my first ever Espurr and named it this)

This is very disbinguish this is my fulltime lawyer /j

#pokemon espurr #espurr #pokemon xy #IM GOING TO FAINT WHY IS THIS BABY SO CUTE RRAHRHRHHAHRHRH #ESPURR MY BELOVED LAWYER #bro can sue you for anything

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eunzul · 2 years

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#twisted wonderland #twst #LOOK AT HIM😭❤️💕💝✨#azul ashengrotto #im sueing you for looking this good and making my heart go boom boom 🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭💝❤️💕💝#help this man makes me go WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF #eunzul is no longer sane and has gone feral due to this azul ssr card

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eerna · 1 year

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seeing my next dragon tear is in Gerudo which gives me an excuse to check in with my girls VS reaching Gerudo Town VS finding the secret passageway

#totk spoilers #totk liveblog #loz liveblog #im having SO MUCH FUN THERE ARE SO MANY QUESTS AND EXPLORATION PIECES HAPPENING #they immediately told me to go find riju but i spent hours hanging out with everyone instead #so glad to see everyone from botw thriving <3<3<3 even jules is still here she's me <3<3<3 #i'm not gonna pay 260 rupees for traveller's pants but i did just spend 1500 on gerudo armor. sue me #i saw a corpse in the street and good thing i played other zeldas bc i burned it right away #cant believe zombies attacked :(((( i am so sad :((((((((#well at least the underground area slaps #AND SEVEN HEROINES LORE LETS GOOOOOO #also the teen gerudo following you around is so cute. what a cute idea. poor kids

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