#Idk how y’all do it
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I got halfway through putting on my Baltor cosplay again and decided that Vampire!BloomV needed to make a comeback instead because why not
#cosplay is fucking exhausting#idk how y’all do it#it’s truly an impressive feat#also yes this has a filter on it#it’s the same one I use for all my Baltor cosplay shit#politely ✨get over it✨#bloomv does cosplay ???#but not really ???
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we own the night
i’m kind of on a tokyo ghoul kick rn soooo😩 do people even consume content for that anymore ??excuse the cringe
uta aka the king of aftercare
☆mentions of smut
bright rays of sunlight warmed your face as your eyes fluttered open to greet the day. your skin felt warm against the cool sheets giving you a great sensation. two large arms were wrapped around your waist giving you a sense of security.
This. This was one of the small moments you lived for.
you gazed upon your significant others resting face. You couldn’t help but admire how peaceful he looked in his slumber. his breath was ragged but that didn’t subtract from his beauty. those piercings glinted in light making him look almost angelic
his eyes shot open suddenly and his red pupils met yours.
“well good morning darling girl”. he muttered,pulling you closer to him if even possible “i’m surprised you’re up so early after all the shit we did last night. i would have thought you’d be passed all day”.
he wasn’t wrong. your legs were in immense pain. if you had been able to walk you would have left the bed ages ago to get breakfast started. all the places he nipped at hurt like hell as well.
“i just missed you so much i had to wake up extra early”. you giggled , laying you head on his bare chest.
he glanced at the bed side clock. “it’s 12pm”.
you shrugged off his statement. “extra early just like i said”.
uta laughed and placed his hand on your back, rubbing gentle circles. it was always so good to hear him laugh- it meant he was relaxed.
“i guess we should get up and shower huh”? he asked ,cupping your face in his hands so he could see your pretty face.
you nodded. “you’ll have to carry me though..and you have to get bandaids for all these marks”.
“oh you know i will. you’re my sweet girl i’d never make you do anything on your own”.
it was safe to say you were properly in love with this man.
#AHHHH#writing fluff is so hard :(#idk how y’all do it#it’s the effort that counts though#plus i miss seeing tokyo ghoul stuff on my dash#tokyo ghoul#tokyo ghoul x reader#tokyo ghoul fluff#uta x reader#uta tokyo ghoul#my emo baby#anime x reader#anime fluff#anime writing#drabble#blurb#fluffy blurb#fluffy drabble#esha writes
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I was going through my sketchbook and I saved this for you! I hope you like it!
I LOVE IT 😍
#you ask skye answers#lovely ladye zelda#his face is so cute aww#great job with proportions and the like#The more I attempt to draw and suck at it the more I appreciate my lovelies who are artists#Idk how y’all do it#skyward sword link#ss link#skyward sword
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i’m very ashamed to admit that the first japanese word i learned to read was hatsune miku
#shitpost#hatsune miku#japanese#i can read a few other vocaloid’s names#but that’s it#i tried learning more#but can’t#shoutout to japanese speakers#idk how y’all do it#congrats on being better than me#not much of an accomplishment#but still
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once again sending my condolences to sam lane lol
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If someone pointed a gun at me and told me to take a good selfie. I’m dying
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sometimes i get the tiniest burst of muse for someone and i wanna hop on my multi but i’m p content with the couple blogs i’m actually on rn
#i miss so many of my muses but i really think having a multi scrambles my brain#idk how y’all do it#╰ * . ♱ ⸺ 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐚𝐢𝐧 . ooc
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Trying to use gradient maps like
#idk how y’all do it#I’ve been trying to learn digital art for WEEKS#it’s so ashy and muddy#blending is impossible it’s either not enough or way too much#brushes won’t cooperate#procreate#digital art#art#gradient map
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Lord, grant me the confidence of someone who blazes their own fanfic.
#tumblr#tumblr blaze#I can barely stomach reblogging my own writing#for my followers who explicitly follow me for my writing#idk how y’all do it
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HOW DO YALL KEEP FINDING MY CHRISTMAS STORIES WHEN I CANT EVEN FIND THEM 😭😭
~ Fae 🧚♀️
#every time I turn around someone has liked another one#idk how y’all do it#plz I have better stories#fae posts
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Yall should i keep writing… sorry if i havent been active my cat ran away and it hasnt been easy at all:/ no ones gonna see this but whatev
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I should stop being a coward and post about my lusopp fankids
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I never tag specific movies from franchises when I reblog stuff because I simply Do Not Have the mental capacity to remember which movie those scenes were from
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This is based off of that one tiktok from @sorruna where it’s the audio from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse.
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Dick Grayson was a sneaky, intelligent little shit.
He was also dumb. These things are not mutually exclusive.
To this day, one of his best kept secrets- one of the many, many that he had now- was something he’d take to his grave.
Or to Jason’s grave, at least.
Dick sat down and began telling the story to ears that would never truly hear it.
——
Batman’s voice rumbled behind him as Dick, in his Robin suit, stood blankly on top of a roof.
“I know you snuck out last night, Robin.”
Dick froze, train of thought about his dinner derailed. Holy busted, Batman! Quick! Play dumb!
“Who’s Robin?” He asked, the years of performing in front of a large crowd coming to save his ass.
Not that dumb!
Batman sent him a dry look, reprimand already poised on his lips. Dick, however, was nothing but a good performer. Nay, a dedicated performer.
Quick! Do something out of character! He shouted at himself, panicking visibly. He stepped backwards, an idea appearing in his head. In his defense, it sounded like an amazing idea at the time. He had no idea it would blow up into a Justice League issue. If he had known… Dick would have lied better, probably. There was no way he was going to let B bench him for weeks!
“Who the fuck are you?!” He yelped. Dick apologized mentally to Alfred and his parents. Batman paused, stunned.
“That’s my question. Who are you?!” Bruce asked, immediately hostile. His son doesn’t curse. Well, not in any normal way anyways. Dick quickly backpedaled by yelling at him with a heavy Vlax dialect, missing his parents terribly as he screamed stranger danger in rudimentary Romany. After this, he was going to have to convince Bruce to get him a language tutor. He refused to forget one of the only ties he had left to his parents.
“Wait, wait- you’re my son.” Bruce replied back, in perfect Romany. He looked more convinced but still skeptical.
“My dad is a circus performer! Not a flying rat!” Dick screeched back. He couldn’t help but feel touched about Bruce seeing him like a son.
“Oy! Keep it down out there, you assholes! Some of us like our sleep, damn!” A random Gothamite screamed out of their window.
“Yo, shut the fuck up! The vigilantes are helping to keep the rent low, motherfucker!” Another Gothamite shouted back.
….
Needless to say, Bruce quickly brought Dick back to the cave- with precautions to make sure he didn’t figure out where the Cave was if Dick was actually someone else.
——
“You would have loved it, Little Wing. B was running around like a headless chicken. The memory loss protocol was actually made because of me, you know.” Dick chuckled, sniffling as he talked to the carved gravestone.
It did not reply.
——
The blood tests came back. Yeppers, Dick sarcastically thought, who woulda thought I’m me?
Reinforcements were called in.
Meaning, Batgirl.
“Watch him while I contact Justice League Dark.”
“You think it’s magic?” Barbara asked.
“Yes. There was no one else near our vicinity that could affect Dick like this. He has no head wounds.”
“Eesh. Okay, go. I’ll watch him.”
Bruce disappeared in his zeta tube, looking harried. So, to everyone that’s not a Bat, he looked absolutely terrifying.
“What did you get yourself into now, Boy Wonder?” Barbara sighed. Dick was careful to keep any signs of recognition out of his face.
“Stop calling me that! Where are my parents?!” He asked back. Barbara coughed and looked uncomfortably away.
That’s right, Babs. I’m pulling out the orphan card. Feel bad. Dick hid his feral grin.
“They’re… uh, busy.” Busy being dead, Barbara thought, immediately wincing at her own thoughts. Apparently, Dick thought the excuse was lame too, and he sent her an incredulous look.
“Would you like refreshments, Master Dick?”
“What?”
Alfred held out some cookies on a platter, giving Babs a quelling look as she tried to reach for his share.
“Oh, wow, these are really good!” Dick said as he shoveled cookies into his mouth. He tried to replicate the reaction he had when he tried these for the first time, and from Alfred’s satisfied look, Dick nailed it.
——
“Robin doesn’t remember who he is.” Batman rumbled as he all but dragged Zatanna and Constantine by the scuff of their jackets towards the zeta tubes.
“Hey, wait-”
“We have no time.” Batman snarled, tossing the two magic users into the zeta. He punched in the destination.
When they got there, he glared at the two magic users until they got into the cave.
“Damn, Bats. Really living up to your name, huh?”
“Not bad,” Zatanna said as she looked around.
“Robin,” Batman- Bruce- reminded them. He did a quick glance over to check on his kids, and found them satisfactorily uninjured. Though, Barbara was looking worse for wear. Bruce quickly found out why as she stalked to him.
“You deal with him.” She muttered. “I’m going home.”
Bruce blinked and nodded. “Get home safe.”
Zatanna and Constantine followed Batman as he walked towards Robin. It was odd to see the normally laughing child frown.
“It’s you! The kidnapper! Where are my parents?!”
Bruce winced which, for him, was akin to a full body flinch and recoil. No wonder Barbara was so tired.
“Fix it.”
“Don’t get your knickers in a twist, Batsy.” Constantine grumbled.
“Well help, Batman. Though… I’m not sure if he should be doing that.”
Bruce sharply turned his head back to where Dick was. Emphasis on was. Because now, he’s halfway up the giant dinosaur the Robin had insisted they keep.
“Robin, get down from there!”
“Stranger Danger!” Dick hollered back.
Batman- Bruce Wayne- sighed.
“That’s high level magic,” Zatanna hummed. “I can’t feel anything, but I know for sure that he won’t die. Magic like that either dissipates naturally or…”
“Lasts forever,” Constantine finished.
Bruce groaned, shooting off a grappling line and swooping upwards to catch Dick as he fell from the giant dinosaur.
——
“I pretended to get my memories back later,” Dick chuckled. “And pretended to forget the whole thing. Bruce was so relieved that I stopped knocking things over and trying to do cartwheels in high places that he totally forgot I snuck out.”
Dick patted the headstone.
“But between you and me? I’m pretty sure Alfred knew. I think B pissed him off that week.”
#y’all is the Romani language spelled Romany#idk if im reading that wrong but did you know the Vlad dialect is the most widespread?#nightwing#dick grayson robin#dick grayson#dick grayson’s gaslight gatekeeper girl boss moment#Bruce Wayne#Batman#Batman and the trials of parenthood#google what to do when your vigilante child seems to have forgotten that he’s a vigilante#Batman using the magic Justice League like a wiki how#minors angst disguised as crack#also my favorite thing to write is brice and dick coping by talking to graves#but not actually talking to the grave’s owner who is actually alive#dick gets better about it#Bruce? not really#English is the fucking worst#Jason Todd#jason Todd’s grave
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Curly haired Agent Curt Mega :D
#Curt talked about how his hair is naturally curly on his stream Wednesday#cause he hadn’t straightened it before stream#and so I said what if#what if curt characters with curly hair#and y’all know I love drawing agent Curt mega#idk just a silly little idea#I like it#Curt just has great hair period#between this drawing and the Ted one- I think drawing hair is finally growing on me#making peace with it#I love that jacket but it gave me hell this time around#art is pain but by god do I love doing it#spies are forever#curt mega#agent curt mega#saf#tin can bros#tcb spies are forever#hehehe#my art#:)
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