🦈Rocking The Boat🩸
[Synopsis]: Azul offered MC/Yuu to perform a gif at the Monstro Lounge and let them choose what kind of performance they would do. Except he didn’t console with them as the Octo-schemer learned too late.
[Gender Neutral Reader]
[WARNING]: Foul language in the song and best advise to lower your volume when listening to the song.
[A/N]: This is one of my favorite songs from Ice Nine Kills when I first listened to their album, “The Silver Scream.” I highly recommend to lower your volume settings since the song can be loud in some parts and wouldn’t want to damage your ears.
[Ice Nine Kills - Rocking The Boat (ft. Jeremy Schwartz)]
[Monstro Lounge]
MC/Yuu: Are you sure you want me to perform?
Azul: Of course! You must have songs from your world many never heard of until now. It should bring more customers in.
MC/Yuu: Alright, but fair warning: it can get loud. Best to give a disclaimer if there’s anyone who may be sensitive to hearing and flashing lights. We also need a heads-up to any Mer-shark people who are present during the show.
Azul: Why would you need to add that?
MC/Yuu: You’ll see.
[8:30 p.m.]
Jade: Evening everyone. Tonight will be a grand show starring The Prefect from the Ramshackle Dorm. Before we start the special night, there will be warnings of high volumes and flashy light effects. We may also warn Mer-Shark civilians of the show.
Mer-Shark People in the audience: Why would they warn us?
Jade: They informed me it is a song about a great white shark that kills people.
Mer-Shark People: Oooh yeah.
Jade: Now, let the show begin.
[The lights dimmed and smoke effects cover the stage. Then reveals MC/Yuu, with a microphone in hand and inhales…]
MC/Yuu:
SHARK!!!!
Coast guard, this is the Orca. Do you read me?
Four and a half miles due east of Amity Island
This is an official distress call, over
We all know a place
That appears so sublime
But if you dive a little deeper
You'll hit the real bottom line
The head of the town is out there flashing his teeth
A telltale sign about to surface
That there's a monster lurking underneath
They're thrashing around but found
They can't contain the leak
'Cause I've got a fish to fry
That's feeding on the weak
So cast a line for every life they took
It's time to set the-
Lilia, as the supporting lines: Hook!
We're all just floating in a shallow grave
Lilia: Buoyed by the blood of the masses
They'd rather sell out that instead of save
We're all so starving that we've taken the bait
Lilia: You think we would've learned from the past
That the predator will soon become-
Lilia: The prey!
We all know a place
Where the calm flees at night (night, night)
And safe is just a shadow
So we swim towards the light
If this voyage of valor
Put us on deck for death
We'll compare scars with each other
Until our very last breath
Lilia: Yeah!
They're thrashing around but found
They can't contain the leak
'Cause I've got a fish to fry
That's feeding on the weak
So reel it in with every trick in the book
It's time to set the-
Lilia: Hook!
We're all just floating in a shallow grave
Lilia: Buoyed by the blood of the masses
They'd rather sell out that instead of save
We're all so starving that we've taken the bait
Lilia: You think we would've learned from the past
That the predator will soon become-
Lilia: The prey!
Coastguard, this is the Orca again
We need you out here now
The boat is under attack, it's a great white, over
Roger that, ETA fifteen minutes, over
In fifteen minutes we'll be fucking shark bait
Last chance to make amends
Lilia: So try to stay afloat
With sharks like you among us
Lilia: We'll need a bigger boat
Sold us down the river
Lilia: So the rich could stay rich
But now you've been caught
Lilia: So smile…
You son of a bitch
Sinking with the burning embers
Should be any sign of doubt
That this tale will be remembered
And the tide will forever flush them out
We're all just floating in a shallow grave
Lilia: Buoyed by the blood of the masses
They'd rather sell out that instead of save
We're all so starving that we've taken the bait
Lilia: You think we would've learned from the past
That the predator will soon become-
Lilia: The prey!
[After the song was finished, the audience applauded and whistled.]
[After the show]
Azul: Prefect, that was…
Floyd: AWESOME! Shrimpy surprised everyone tonight.
MC/Yuu: Thanks, but you can compliment Lilia for his vocals.. It wasn't easy screaming the parts and had to practice. It woke the Ghosts up because they thought a Banshee came by.
Azul: The song came from your world and based on a killer shark.
MC/Yuu: Yeah, from Steven Spielberg's movie "Jaws". I still get excited to watch parts where Bruce gets his victims in the water.
Azul: You scare me sometimes, Prefect. You really do.
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