If I had a nickel for every for every time I saw a movie with a rose-obsessed villain character who holds a position of political power in a fictional universe in which said character has beef with a teenaged girl with a sister who literally just wants to go home and believes all is utter madness while also being perceived as a threat to the character's reign, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

real conversation i just had with myself:

my brain: you know, i don't think i would ever want to be on a show like the bachelorette me: oh, why not? my brain: i don't actually know me: my brain: me: OH SHOOT I'M AROMANTIC

How I feel after terrorizing my friends:

meeee

i think i have no idea how seeding works

I like bike riding It's oh so exciting Much better than fighting with all who come near me Rope's getting tighter, my hand's on the lighterI'm playing with fire, you'd better come save me That there's my sister Yeah, you couldn't miss her That big facial blister, her pity getting scheme I think I hate her, those green alligators I wish they'd had ate herIf that happened you'd see That there's a part of me that's appealingly sweet I'm surе you'd agree if you got to know me And admittedly, I'm not that interesting But I'll let you have what's mineIf you just give me your timeIf there's a party today, it's not coming my way Should be needless to say that I need things to change Remember yesterday?I bought you flowers, you threw them away Coffee and peppermint tea Brewing instructions engraved on leaves Symbols that I can't readSeems it's all written in Chinese I could use some help translating theseI'm an unknown breed, unsprouted seed A hot spring with its waters frozen over by your cold mentality If it's grief you need, here, take my spleenI'm gonna bleed all over the floorAnd more until you remember meI like bike ridingIt can be exciting But I'm through with hiding You're gonna think I'm crazy Swallowing swords now, too bad I don't know howI'm juggling knives, ow! Three fingers that cost me Oh, what have I done?A green luscious islandIt's covered in diamonds Far as the eye can see Lower the bar cause I'm choking on stardust Becoming a carcass, though pain's rather tasty There's a part of me that's appealingly sweet I'm sure you'd agree, if you got to know me And admittedly, I'm not that interesting But I'll let you have what's mine if you just give me your time With myself I must play in this game of charades Cause there's no one to speak to of the things I've got in my brain There's nothing particular I need you to say At least care to see if I'm okay Watch me now play with pointy thingsLook, see, isn't it interesting? No, you're not even listeningIs that not brave enough for you?As flies are drawn to the rotting cheese Are sadists attracted to misery In this case, that's another word for me So I'll boost the danger times two(Or maybe three)Just red paint? Babe, this ain't pretend How I long for your arms again I might lose me a leg or head Maybe you would believe me thenAutumn leaves failed to break my fall Sticks and stones didn't care at allSkin and bones decorate the walls Think that's everything I can recall Finally, a party just for meIn contrast with those attending, I'm quite happyLike your brain's hard drives just installed sympathy Judging by how much you cry, it's like you're draining your eyes Got in candy land, I paid the entrance fee Good thing no one tried to stop me through my self-injury spree People, please, you should be smiling If ya cared that much, should've showed love 'fore I became a piece of meatHey, come on, let's up the vibrancyI want some sort of balloons and your tears can be the confetti Gone from living feces to your priority Funny how much more you notice something that you can't see A whole garden on flowers and my name etched on a rockAll this could've been avoided, all I wanted was to talk Now I've been appointed, as your new king, I decree That it's too late to start caring about me

@gaybitchfx I didn't just post a whole song-

I love feeling like the world is ending and everyone is going to despise me evertime I do anything wrong or misunderstood a small thing 👍

life is so strange cause why am I bi but then have no like "drive". like my friends are talking about happy relationships and shit but I don't even care about having a relationship at this age. Sure I want to be wanted, who doesn't? but I know that I'm not going to be good or right in a relationship right now. like sure I can do it later but i'm just so weird about everything man like how tf do I start?

like I know what I want but I don't ever think about pursuing it. do I just want to be miserable? am I just meant to be miserable?

thinking about how englishs not my first language so i didn't know what "circa" meant and everytime i saw that word i used to think "oh where the hell is this place?'' lol

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I’m kinda new to the platform and I have 0 clue how to interact with the site. More Importantly, I haven’t the slightest idea how to change my profile pic. I will be forever stuck with this form that I don’t wish to be in.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELOVED MARIMO 💚💚💚!!!

The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.

Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.

Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)

I wanna start posting art and tag people as the og creator... but they aren't.

[REACTION SPEED - IMPOSSIBLE] Gracefully step OVER the cat

You're so genuine, how do you stay so true to you?

I think I just never considered the possibility of an alternative

did some vesperia chibis, i always forget how happy i get drawing these guys. i love them dearly

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