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bylertruther · 1 year
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byler + santa clarita diet au where will is sheila and mike is joel. you nod and clap and agree because you know that it fucks severely and fits them perfectly, yes
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#blood tw#mine#will is literally zombie boy n mike is Like That . liek. please ... . . it suits them so well they're already canonically halfway there#will Goes Thru Some Shit n comes back wrong aka he's actually zombie boy#mike is just like his canon s2 self. knows fuck-all abt what's going on with his monster bf but he tries his best bc one thing abt him is#he WILL support n defend not only will's gay rights ... but also his gay wrongs 🫶#they don the s2 tunnel outfits not to go into the tunnels obvi but bc they're making n packing will's 'lunches' for the week#hashtag meal planning bc mike breaks down 2 will one time n says if they're going to do this they're going to do it RIGHT gdi#sits down at his laptop later and scrolls through housewife pinterest for hours to get all the cleaning + meal planning tips#will says he's on a caveman diet or some other bullshit bc he can't eat people food anymore only raw meats#the party thinks its fucking Gröse n dustin doesn't buy it n el says eW wiLL [insert a grimace she 100% learned from mike here]#in the early days when they're still getting the hang of things or shit just goes fucky during um . well. them getting will some Lunch#they hit an artery or smth idk n get blood on mike's sweater and he whines abt it SO much and NEVER lets will forget tht it#was his FAVORITE sweater actually!!!! the things he does for love smh..... 🙄#clasps my hands 2gether. ok so which one of u is writing it then . teacher voice It's Okay I'll Wait .#DFBJHBDJHBFJDHJ#ideas
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rivalkieran · 5 months
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more worldbuildy thoughts :)
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yesyourstalker · 23 days
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Neta:*snoring*..........*snoring*..........*snoring*...............*snoring*
Ikkan:................
Neta:.........*yawn*......hmmm...... morning ......
Ikkan: It's 3 in the afternoon babe
Neta: hmmmm..........
Ikkan: ..................(Pat)................you still have a slight fever.......go back to sleep
Neta: I'm fine.....ugh........ I just need pain killers
Ikkan: nope..... Lie back in bed. Come on (Pat..Pat ) next to me......
Neta:...........mmmmmmm....ok.....ok.........mmmm...I got to call ummm ....*cough*..........*COUGH*....*coughcoughcough*
Ikkan: let me make the call. Who do you want me to call and why?
Neta:......are you sure?
Ikkan: yes....i can make phone calls neta! ......As long as they're business phone calls
Neta: .....just call Candi.... I made her an assistant manager..... Considering mahi is in school now I need more help....... Just check if she's okay.....mmmm
Ikkan: alright.............hey.... sorry.... Neta isn't at work right now. He's sick and he just wanted me to call you to make sure everything was alright............ So is everything alright?
Candi: yeah everything's fine.
Neta: ..hmmmhmmmmhm.. Naomi..... warabie..... Vinny
Ikkan: how are the employees?
Candi: Naomi's doing well. She's ringing up customers and she's still shy but she's doing her best. Vinny's helping customers and is pretty fast doing inventory and Warabie is being Warabie. I think he's mad that I became the assistant manager and not him
Ikkan: sounds like him so everything is okay?
Candi: yeah
Neta: mmmmmmmm baby........ How's baby?...*cough*
Ikkan: how is the baby?.... what?
Candi: oh..... She's fine. Growing....kicking me every night..... Hehehehe
Ikkan: ok........ She Said she's fine
Neta: what about the baby?
Ikkan: ......................she said..... she's fine
Neta: she?....... she!..*cough*...*cough*...... it's a girl!....*cough*....*cough* ... Give me the phone!...... Candiiiiii..... You're having a baby girl! ...... No no I'm fine a bad cough but everything's good...... Yeah I probably did get it from Phoebe....... Tell me about the little girl!!!
Ikkan: come back to bed
Neta: You know I can't talk on the phone and sit still! I'm just going to be around the house.......... Sorry I'm still here babe. So what do you like going to name her?......Argo?... It's a pretty name. Let me call my ex-wife. I think we might have some baby clothes when Cirrina was a baby... Oh we might have her old ink carriage......
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Neta: ok.......see ya ........ha..... Yeah I practically talk to your whole shift...*sniff*...*cough cough cough* yeah bye.......*sigh*. ............ they're having a girl awwww
Ikkan: how are you feeling?
Neta: I'm.... feeling a little better......ummm...... hey...... ikkan............
Ikkan: yes?
Neta:...........................umm............ nothing..........what are you doing? You've been on your lap top all day
Ikkan: putting my house on the market. Also looking for movers who have a review that's over 2 Stars
Neta: oh...........why so soon?
Ikkan: because I'm moving in
Neta:........ what?.....no
Ikkan: what do you mean no?
Neta: you can't move out of your nice big house with multiple bathrooms, big kitchen and a deck to live in my dinky apartment........doesn't feel right.... You can't move out of your home
Ikkan: [kiss]...... as long as you, Cirrina and nibbles are in my life I'm home
Neta: awwwww...*cough*....*cough*..........ikknyyyyy .... My favorite thing about you is that you can say the most intimate and romantic things in the most deadband voice with the straightest face hahahahha....[kiss] l love you
Ikkan: mmmm.....
Neta: ...............
Ikkan: you want something to eat?
Neta: mmmmmm yeah.... can we get shanty's
Ikkan:.....*sigh*...... I hate shanty's..........alright.... Only because you're sick
Neta: yaayyyy.. *cough*......*COUGH*.....*cough*
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Neta: *eating*...........................
Ikkan: ....... You okay? You don't like the food
Neta: No, I'm fine. Just been thinking it's not an important
Ikkan: he seems to be bothering you......... You've been thinking since you got off that phone call. Is it really not that important
Neta:...............................….... I know you said you don't want to have kids............................
Ikkan:................... well...... not now........ Not at the moment................ I guess........... it's not completely off the table.
Neta: really?........... Last time I brought it up you said you never want a kid. And you can never see yourself having them
Ikkan: I did say that......... but that was the early year in our relationship. I was young with baggage.......... I also just didn't want to have kids
Neta: You got the hysterectomy during the break up I remember
Ikkan: yeah. But I did have some of my eggs frozen
Neta: um?
Ikkan: my mom insisted that I'd get some frozen just in case so..........*eating*........ We have that option. If we make that decision
Neta: so. We can have a baby?!
Ikkan: ok....neta..... Don't get too excited
Neta: we can have our own kid one day!
Ikkan: I said if....if!............we still have a lot of shit that we have to get to........ This isn't just a one-time conversation. We really need to talk about this and do research and....and....and ..all of that..... yeah....... It's not going to be this easy thing we have to find a donor ,we have to find a surrogate...... We have to see how much it is going to cost... We need a house for two kids.........*sigh*......... Let's just- just worry about our tasks at hand right now
Neta:...ok........... Can I have your fries?
Ikkan: No, this is the only good thing they have at shanty's
Neta: but I'm siiiiiiick
Ikkan:....... You may have some.........hu?........ hello?..... Oh hi Mr......eh... Shimi..... it's warabie's dad
Neta:......wah?
Ikkan: my dad's number.... Yeah give me one second-
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Neta: so what was that all about?
Ikkan: I don't know. He just needed my dad's phone number for something. He sounded pissed
Neta: warabie did something probably
Ikkan: like he always does.... (Pat) Your fever is gone.... That's good.
Neta: mmmm... I'm going to take a nap on the couch...* Cough*..... Sleep the rest of the sick off
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Mahi:............ (typing).....(typing).....
Antho: .................
Neta: *snoring*.........*snoring*......*snoring*
Mahi:......(Typing).....(Typing)
Cirrina:.. so what are you doing again?
Mahi: *eh*... ............ It's just a project I have to do for class..... I have to design a layout for a website.......... technically it's a prototype for 'RockShock.com' as well
Cirrina:....hm
Neta:.......*snoring*.......*snoring*.......
Cirrina: and who are you?
Antho: warabi told me his address.... I wanted to see if his living space is as pathetic as he is....... Honestly, not that bad......expected a lot worse
Mahi:.........
Cirrina:... That didn't answer my question ......
Antho: ..... I'm a coworker............ Place is a lot more spacious than I expected it to be ...... Furniture's kind of ugly though..
Mahi: can you say anything that's positive
Antho: *humph*....... What kind of plant is that?
Cirrina: that's a croton plant........ I grew it from a leaf. Ikkan actually talked me into stealing a piece off-
Antho: it's ugly
Cirrina:........ Yeah you'd know ugly considering you Look at yourself in the mirror everyday
Antho: you're one to talk with that overbite of yours.
Mahi: can both of you shut the fuck up please?.... Trying to work here
Cirrina: You could do that in your own apartment.
Mahi: Baja joined a jazz band thing and He's practicing. Warabie is fighting on the phone with his parents I just need some peace and quiet, also free finnflixs. Here antho put something on.
Antho: what are you my mom?................ New season of 'clamshell kitchen' is out..................
Mahi:....(Typing)...... (typing)
Cirrina:...............
Neta: *snoring*............*snoring*.......
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Neta:....*snoring*........... mm ...... Mhh ....mmmm.... ikkan....... ikkan!...... Where's my husband?
Mahi: he went out, warabie called him or something....I don't know... I think he just wanted to avoid us
Neta: oh.... He tends to do that.... and Cirrina she should be back from school by now
Mahi: turf war Crab leg Capital map just opened up. She's outside.
Neta: I don't like it when she goes on that map it looks unfinished........ It's dangerous............. So it's just you here?
Mahi: well-
Antho: your bathroom is surprisingly clean. You have a lot of medication..........
Neta: I have a lot of problems....... Why are you going through my medicine cabinet- just - *cough.... cough.... cough*...
Mahi: I warned you Phoebe was sick and you didn't listen and look at you now
Neta: shut up.....*sigh*..... just behave.... Mahi I don't have to tell you this but you .....you have one rule. You can go anywhere except for my daughter's room
Antho: as if anyone wants to go to Buck beak Brianna's room
Mahi: *pppfff*
Neta: what?
Antho: I said why the fuck would I ever want to go to her room?
Neta:........*sigh*...............................*huff*..............*snoring*
Antho: cod look at him.... Why does he look like that?
Mahi: I don't know. I think you just kind of get like that once you reach a certain age.
Antho: look at his facial hair....*ugh*
Mahi: Right? what is that? Either grow a full beard or don't man...*eh*.............. hello.... warabie calm down...... You can't go to the music festival....... Holy shit really hehehehehehahahaha..... No no no. I'm sorry it's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. I'm sorry okay...... Okay hold up. I'm heading over now...........*sigh*...... I got to go....
Antho: hmmmm I guess I'm heading out too..... Thanks for the finn pin. So..... I can just break into his place anytime and he doesn't care
Mahi: yeah except when he has a black door sign out. means he's banging...............or having a mental breakdown......
Antho: oh
Mahi: you'll get used to them....... trust me....... I'm numb to it at this point....bye
Antho: hmmm
Antho, mahi and @fish-at-fish-fish-resort are all in a group chat all they do is shit talk neta
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c0smiccom3t · 1 year
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Ladies, gents and everyone in between with whatever gender you are,
My current hyperfixations.
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Current Blorbo i love so much and also who i'm rooting for:
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hyperionshipping · 8 months
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Napping
A/N: Sweet and short little fic! This things barely 300 words if I remember correctly? Not set during any one time. Vaguely some adventure with 10 I imagine more than 9 purely for like one line describing the Doctor's actions.
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It'd been a taxing adventure on the group. More than a few things seemed to go sour, and the entire stay had been turned into a couple day excursion.
When it finally tied itself up, Tricks was bone tired. While he hadn't over done it with his powers, it was a lot of large shows of it and the last hurrah he did to help the group had him controlling more shadows at once than he'd ever done so prior.
And so, Tricks clung to the Doctor for a while, before eventually he was pawned off to Jack who was chattering away.
Upon reaching the TARDIS, even Tricks' shadow seemed tired. It seemed to be longer, almost drooping. Uncharacteristically, he was allowing Jack to almost pilot him. 
As the raggedy group reached the TARDIS, Tricks let out a small wooo! Jack chuckled at it. They all tumbled into the TARDIS, and Jack moved his arm around Tricks properly.
"I gotta sleep," Tricks said, leaning onto his captain. "I'll pass out."
"No you won't. I got you," Jack said casually. 
Tricks yawned, blinking back tears. The group talked somewhat as Tricks let himself lean more onto Jack as the Doctor bounced around, talking and choosing what was going to happen next.
Althewhile, Jack kept a good hold on Tricks who continually became more dead weight as he felt Tricks slip between awake and consciousness.
Suddenly, Tricks shook himself awake, and removed himself from Jack's side who glanced sidewards to him. "Not enjoying your pillow?"
"Hmm? I wasn't asleep."
"You totally were." Jack flashed him a smile. "I didn't mind you know."
"I was awake." Tricks rubbed his eyes, looking around the console. A few seconds passed and his head was back on Jack's arm. "I'm good now."
"Right." Jack chuckled, wrapping his arm back around Tricks, supporting him once again as he nodded off.
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an oracle spread for polyamory
these are instructions on how to read cards to give yourself a little check-in on your love life if you practice polyamory. note that this is meant for a check-in on you and not for any specific partner or relationship. you could really use this spread for any kind of network stock-take -- family, circles of friends, roommates, whatever. this is also the first time i've shared any of my craft online, so we'll see how this goes.
do this with any oracle deck. i use the pleasure oracle but you could use tarot cards for this, playing cards, or whatever else you like to read. you could probably find a way to do this with an online oracle, too, like the sapphomanteion.
the spread itself is simple: pull one card for yourself in the center, and then one for each of your partners, displayed around the center card. the center card, the you card, speaks to your state of mind, where you're at, perhaps what lesson you are learning or need to learn at the moment. you could orient the spread around a question, like how your partnerships will interact with an upcoming life event, how you can embody a certain trait within them, etc - but i like it best as a catch-all "what the fuck is up?" kinda spread.
there's a few things in this spread that make it work for me. first, there's a limited amount of space on the table. i think this nicely reflects the reality that, while love may be infinite, time and resources are not. if you pull a card for each connection and you're finding your work surface too crowded to read comfortably, this may tell you something about the space that romance is taking in your life.
also, it's interesting to me what order i pull my partners' cards in, and where i place them on the mat. i try to pull them intuitively, and to make note of who i pulled first: it also gives you information as to who is top of mind. i try to place them intuitively as well in terms of where i place them relative to the center card - how close or far? above or below, to the left or to the right? these directions will have different meanings for you. personally, i associate the left side of a spread with the past, so older connections, and the right side with things that are newer. up tends to mean more "intense" or "active", things that take up more brain space, whereas down is connections that are a bit more "latent", that don't take as much energy. my partners don't usually know each other but if you're dealing with a polycule, you might consider in your placement their relationships to one another.
like i said up top, this is a spread meant to center around you, not a deep-dive into any specific connection. you can "zoom in" on one partnership by giving it its own mini three-card spread. one card for the past, the card i already pulled for the present, and one card for the future. you could do this with any other kind of relationship spread you like, too, though i'd avoid getting too crazy with it since you're already working with quite a few cards.
a note on reading about people: when i pull cards about a person, they are always about my connection to a person, and not the person itself. this is because, in my practice, i consider that the cards don't know things that are completely external to me, such as for instance another person's state of mine. so i can read about relations, not people, unless they are present. i do this to avoid projecting onto people, and to remind myself that no matter how well i know someone, there is always some part of their experience that is outside of my vision.
having said all of this, these are just my own personal rules. live your life. practice your craft. take this tool, or don't, or just take part. don't let me tell you what to do.
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daz4i · 9 months
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oh no. bad brain day
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frostdevilcentral · 1 year
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In War of the Realms, during the final battle on the earth with Laufey, Daredevil threw Hofund down Laufey's throat only to let Loki use the sword to cut out of Laufey's stomach, saving himself and killing the king frost giant. Do you think this is a great FrostDevil moment? Like with his all-seeing power, Matt knew Loki was inside Laufey and still alive. And he could trust Loki to hold the sword and break out to win the battle?
Hello, thank you so much for this ask bc I didn't know about this comic! So I spent today reading War of the Realms! I've saved some images from it and I have thoughts I'll share later. For now I'll just include this bit after Matt threw the sword for Laufey to swallow:
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He's smiling because he knows that Loki's alive and is gonna get the sword. it makes me so happy :')
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perths · 1 year
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antirepurp · 2 years
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went on a run with my jojo interpretations this weekend hee hoo
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pseudomonacarriea · 1 year
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It’s a bird!
It’s a plane!
No, it’s--
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A BOY?!
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ruairy · 1 year
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#it has really been a long time since ive drawn anything really abd like#sometimes i sit and wonder if I'll even remember how to draw my ocs when/if i get back into it#i dont even mean this in a depressing way but more of a like. weird object permanence kind of way#this is probably the longest ive ever gone without drawing ecen one thing and its really weird!!!!#what am i without my One defining trait which is being able to draw lmao#i can also write but i have no intention of ever posting my writings anywhere lol#i think i wpuld kind of like to start getting back into the art thing in the new year but!!!!#whos to say if that will happen#at this point in time i don't really care aside from when i look through my art and think aaaaaaaaa#i miss drawing#and then im like ok well im over it like two minutes later#sertraline is weird and also makes me wonder what spurred me to draw while i was unmedicated#i think it really was entirely for attention lmao#awful awful little gremlin that i used to be ( like a year ago)#i do miss my ocs though!!!!#yeah they live in my brain and are constantly rotating like sweetly glazed rotisserie chickens but i miss seeing them u get me#and unfortunately im the only one who can truly draw them the way they are intended to be#i kinda feel bad for them rn!!!!! they simply cannot exist without me and if i never draw again then they can never be known#on other news i wanna make a new pokemon oc to go alongside rua#they will never see the light of day but they'll just have to be ok with that
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mariocki · 2 years
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Infinite list of favourite lyrics: 213/?
Thin Lizzy - Dancing in the Moonlight (It's Caught Me in It's Spotlight) (1977)
"When I passed you
In the doorway,
Well, you took me with a glance;
I should've took that last bus home
But I asked you for a dance.
Now we go steady
To the pictures -
I always get chocolate stains on my pants -
And my father, he's going crazy,
He says I'm living in a trance;
But I'm dancing in the moonlight,
It's caught me in its spotlight..."
#favourite lyrics#thin lizzy#dancing in the moonlight#dancing in the moonlight (it's caught me in it's spotlight)#phil lynott#1977#bad reputation#ok right off the bat i have to say: yes that title is grammatically incorrect (with an it's where an its should be)#but that's how the title appears on every single release and on the album label and back cover. and being a pedant‚ it's the title as#written that I'll use. anyway. had to clear that up.#not to be confused with the King Harvest song (later covered by Toploader)‚ Dancing was Thin Lizzy's only single release of 77 and the sole#single from Bad Reputation. the band were going through something of a minor crisis; they'd become known as a fourpiece with two guitarists#providing duelling solos‚ but Brian Robertson was effectively out of the band following a hand injury and disagreements with frontman#Lynott; he appeared on a couple of tracks for the album but was denied a place on the cover photo and soon parted ways with the boys for#good. Lynott had also spent much of the previous year seriously ill with hepatitis‚ and cancelled tours and the lukewarm critical reception#of their previous album (despite solid sales) had left the band a little jittery. at this point it might have made sense to go back to#their heavy rock roots with Irish folk trappings‚ the sound which had first won them a devoted audience; how typically like Phil L then to#head in the entirely opposite direction. building on one of the all time greatest bass lines (courtesy of Phil himself)‚ Dancing#is pure American juvenalia‚ a bluesy funk tale of adolescent love and awkward first dates. it's also a genuinely sweet love song#with a central refrain that's as beautiful as it is deceptively simplistic. when established rock bands write about teen love#there seems to be a tendency toward sneering irony‚ or bitter reflection; Lynott is content to sing earnestly and openly of pure‚ heartfelt#first love. I've always been taken with the casual aside about chocolate stains; it's nothing‚ an apparently meaningless detail which is#nonetheless sung with out any ounce of embarrassment or regret or mockery. it's delivered instead like a fond shared memory between lovers#although the band had been around for all of the 70s‚ Phil was still only in his 20s and i think it's that youthful optimism which both#shines out and makes this song stand apart from thematically similar tracks by their contemporaries. in a little less than a decade Phil#would be dead‚ but his music lives on and although this was by no means the band's biggest hit‚ it's the one i go to when i feel like#revisiting them
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todayisafridaynight · 9 months
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#ANYWAY LET ME COOK. im not a good chef but i can at least cook an egg lemme see what i got...
This is leagues ahead of Jo as per Substitute Father so I'm sure you'll do great <3 NOT TO SET THE BAR LOW... Arakawa POV part of that was sooooooo cute but I am of course VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD regardless of what you've got in the oven :] I think it's funny we always end up with roughly the same concepts but I just shoehorn RGGJo into it instead
DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN THOUGH WITH HOW THE MARKETING FOR YLAD KEPT HAMMERING IN THE SON THING ONE WAY OR ANOTHER... BUT THE SCENE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT IS FUNNY and honestly half of the things Westerners [<- counting myself just this once] find funny in RGG apparently aren't intentional so what's one more
Substitute Father haunts me since i really don't like it but i also know that One (1) person really enjoyed it so i don't want to delete it SOOO the most i can do at this point is try to write something better as an apology and try to forget.. and hopefully let arakawa FPOV in a better fic..
BUT YEAH LMAO they really werent subtle bout it in retrospect.... teehee..
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vincentbriggs · 1 year
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Here are some (not very good) photos of me wearing it! I'll have to get some better ones at my parents house later, because there is absolutely no good space to take photos in my apartment. I don't have any other 1830's things to go with it, and don't currently have plans to make any. I just wanted this dressing gown specifically.
Anyways! There are 6,957 triangles, all sewn together by machine, but most of the actual garment construction is by hand. The unevenness from all the patchwork seam allowances made it very fussy, and the tailoring took at least twice as long as it would have in a normal fabric. The velvet was also a challenge, being the soft drapey wobbly kind, but I managed. I accidentally made my triangles a bit smaller than the ones on the original (C. 1835, Powerhouse Museum collection.) which means there are more triangles than there had to be, but that's ok. I really enjoyed doing the patchwork, it's the most wonderfully soothing brainless task ever and I will definitely make more patchwork things.
I'm very happy with how it turned out! It's comfortable and fits pretty well, and is warm but not excessively so.
I kept timesheets for everything, and I haven't added them up yet, but once I do I'll know exactly how long all of this took.
I also filmed it, but the youtube video won't be out for quite a while, because I still have to write and record some more stuff and then edit a very very very very large amount of clips.
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icarus-last-fall · 20 days
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okay imma do it too
if this gets 200 notes, I'll think about the sexuality crisis I had a few days ago and thought 'oh well this is a problem for later' still a problem for later but later will be sooner lol (rn is really not the time to think of this but I swear I will)
if this gets 400 notes, I'll start actually writing fics instead of just thinking about writing them damn I need to find time now- I’m allowed a few days before starting right? (Or weeks. Or years)
if this gets 600 notes, I'll try to figure out my gender right... I planned to do this anyway but I what I didn't plan is for this to be so quick
if this gets 1k notes, I'll do something you want me to, idk what you choose ok so what do you want me to do? (tell me with a reply or with a reblog)
if this get 1,5k notes, I'll ask to see a therapist for my anxiety
(should I put a spam limit? nah)
(I might change the rules later though ;))
Edit : Im stupid I should’ve put the rules change on the ig post
anyway here it is now
OK NEW RULE
Only 30 replies/person
And only 5 reblogs/person
Re-edit : IS MY EDIT INVISIBLE OR DO YOU JUST NOT CARE? (sorry this might seem angry but im not its just a question)
Re-re-edit : ok I saw my edits don't work so im changing the last two things into 1k and 1,5k I just hope you guys will see it
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