So a while back, one of my friends came up with something genius:

Nessa sings “We deserve each other and Galinda…” but this time without the comma. Same sentence. Poof! They are now a thruple!

Which honestly solves SO many problems! Nobody ends up broken-hearted, nobody ends up almost dead or transmogrified, Elphaba and Fiyero can go off and be a couple without issue. Everybody’s happy!

Let’s see… if in canon Nessa is obsessed with Boq, and Boq is obsessed with Galinda, then Galinda must be obsessed with Nessa to make it come full circle. Or full triangle, rather. What if Galinda genuinely wanted Nessa to come dancing with them because she liked her, but she was too shy to ask Nessa herself, so she was like, “Hey, Bic, you like me, go ask her for me.”

It could happen!

Do the people who hate Gabi so much that they insult her physical appearance forget the fact that her character design is based on Isayama’s concept sketch of a female Eren Jaeger?

Friends, if you make fun of one, you’re inherently making fun of both.

I just learned the basics of disarming in longsword grappling today and

Yes this is the fulfillment of the human condition

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So funny how trauma will just kick you in the fucking teeth with the most random triggers.

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If someone wants to send some nice words my way, it’d be greatly appreciated right now 🫣🫣🥺

(anxiety thoughts in the tags)

anyways “just don’t leave me alone wondering where you are” Program and “I am stronger than you give me credit for” Vista

gonna start saying I don't like movies cause I don't like the mcu so it's easier to say I just don't like movies

I love marvel tho

Gloomy put you up to this didn’t they

anxiety logic is a weird thing.

i have this problem where if i’m lying in bed in the evening and hear a helicopter or a plane flying relatively low outside i will be convinced it’s an air attack and the only thing that works is to wait it out until the sound is gone.

and that’s one of the reasons i want to move out of the city centre. because why would an air attack be on a village instead of a big city?

like logically speaking there shouldn’t even be an air attack in the first place, we’re not at war. but that logic doesn’t work for me. the completely made-up hypothesis, however, that air attacks wouldn’t be on the outskirts of the city? that logic works

Stop fucking writing smut. You're a minor invading adult spaces. Putting "minor writing smut" is fucking stupid when you shouldn't even be posting it publicly anyway. Go post it in your group chat or whatever and leave adult spaces alone.

because you obviously love my writing so so much, i’ve decided i’ll give you part of my most recent draft!! aren’t i so nice? :)

heizou knows what you’ve been doing. he knows that you like to follow him around whenever he does anything, knows that you have a habit of taking his things without asking, knows that sometimes, when you’re sure he’s not home, you go into his room and lay down on his bed while cuddling into his blankets. he thinks it’s adorable, really, though if you were anyone else he might not take as kindly to it, he always feels slightly giddy whenever he looks over the security camera footage in his home and sees that you’ve come over and taken another small, easily replaceable thing from his desk, or another piece of dirty silverware from his meals. he just loves all your sweet little tendencies.

obligatory sanrio meme utc <3

can’t relate when people talk about “who was your sexual awakening” because each proper crush i have is their own sexual awakening bc the emotion isn’t just “sexual attraction” and the object changes each time, the feeling is person specific. if the crush is a proper crush it’ll feel like its own sexual awakening bc it’ll be an awakening to That person. this is my religion honestly. the absolute irreducibility of a human soul/body to the extent they are absolutely a thing unto themselves, a being, a truth. like to the bottom of my soul i believe a truth dies when a human dies. and you do a fundamentally metaphysically different thing when you meet one human (properly) versus another. maybe i’m just really horny though idk

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