I wish I could make cats understand the concept of fairness. Of hypocrisy. I wish next time Beatrice was eating I could stick my hand in her bowl and dig around and say "see? Not very nice is it?" And she would say "I understand now father you're right". But instead? Big fat paw in my soup

you dont need to smell the camera

thinking about creatures.

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

I didn’t take many photos this weekend, but you can enjoy this one that made me laugh.

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

the good news is that some things in life are easy peasy the bad news is that all the other things are difficult pifficult

why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

I’ve since dialed in the ulfhednar blend, beekeepers blend, and royal blend.

is the Asgardian coffee from the Horizon Line inspired by real life?

Not deliberately so (I also don't actually drink coffee), though there are various types of real world coffee with spices in them, and I was thinking about how the Scandinavian side of my family is coffee-drinking. (The Japanese side of my family is obviously tea-drinking.) A while back @platypusisnotonfire experimented with making some Asgardian coffee, though!

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I’ll never forget the time I was sitting with this guy, nice kid, didn’t know him well, I think we must have had a bottle of wine or some questionable hashish or something, and in response to an awkward silence I just started talking and ended up going on a long meandering rant about how ugly American robins are. I’m talking a full monologue. I had an intro and conclusion. It was pointlessly vehement. I have never been so mean or loquacious about anything in my life.

Consider my horror when this perfectly nice guy wordlessly lifted his shirt to reveal a full-torso prismacolor tattoo of his spiritual soul animal, the American robin.

The link

The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

I’ve never seen a cat that looked more like a httyd dragon before

Jaguarundis (Herpailurus yagouaroundi), family Felidae, found widely across the Americas, from far South TX and SE Arizona, through Mexico, Central America, and much of South America

This cat is very secretive and elusive, and rarely seen.

While working in Ecuador, with the Quichua people, I was told that they use magical portals at the base of Kapok trees to travel from one tree to another... or to the other side.

photograph by @lucas.18photos