Hi trans people, I love you!

exotic vets are so cool, you did surgery on a teeny tiny lizard? a frog too? sweeeeet love those guys

thoughts very fast paced and unclear but i know i am so so full of love

What does it feel like being irl minecraft mob?

Everyone’s so fucjking orinfinal in my askbox sincr that updarte happened fuck you guys

why is my package of delicious hawaiian buns making fun of me

wish you had more rolls? try buying more fucking rolls next time then. dipshit

what do you call playing up anger? i usually refer to it as being “play mad” because the most i am is slightly annoyed/inconvenienced, but i might not be bothered at all, it’s just funny to act it up. like. game grumps-style yelling at video games type shit. and i don’t act like i’m angry at a person, just things or media or concepts. just… ranting about things when i’m not actually upset because i just think it’s funny. saying “i hate this” when it actually makes me laugh. there must be a term for it because i think this is pretty universal, but i’ve never heard one. i wonder what makes it feel so fun

i think in real life I’m a girl but in fake worlds sometimes I would be a boy but BUT also sometimes a girl like we’re two separate characters. Girl me who is soooo cool and smokes cigarettes and boy me who is like gay and lame and also smokes cigarettes. I don’t know what I’m talking about either just ignore me honestly ksbsjsj

bedtime high time hard times sometimes the living is sweet

When y’all are out here writing your Tim Drake fanfics, why do you make the bitch (complimentary) sound like he’s that kid from Young Sheldon (derogatory)

deeply important aspect of riz gukgak’s character to me is that he’s quite a bit deranged. Brings a gun to school, shoots an unconscious man point blank in the head just so he won’t wake up, tortures a kid by shooting off three of his fucking fingers, threatens to bite Dayne’s eye out of his head as revenge for Fabian, literally eats Kalvaxus, consistently hissing throughout sophomore year, and of course “make sure to cut off his head so he can’t be revivified”

Ask me anything! I’ll answer!

i want a cookie so fucking bad

I have obtained Avenged Sevenfolds album: Life Is But A Dream… on vinyl

I have a stiiizy indica pod putting in some work on he right now.

I’m so fucking ready for this

This is the best thing ever.

Backstory: a few years ago I finally realized how badly my family had treated me and how abnormal my life had been and decided to change my middle and last name in an effort to start healing and distance me from them and have my own little identity. /endflashback

Okay so I’m having a little self care/pity party event for myself and I’m loaded up with snacks watching Sharknado, as one does, and this girl askes another girl in the movie,

“so what kind of name is Nova, anyway”

And the other girl responds,

“Um, it’s the kind of name you give yourself when you don’t like who you used to be.”

XD XD XD

riz being aroace as well as fabian’s gay awakening is the only correct option but also the funniest one. this loser (affectionate) is obsessed with you but in somehow the most platonic way possible and there’s a second where you think he might like guys and has even dated one but nope it’s the manifestation of his fears of his total lack of romantic attraction. meanwhile girls are asking YOU why you always bring HIM up and you can’t face the fact that you are actually just as obsessed with him because you are just afraid of your sexuality as he is of his. crazy.

Nobody is as excited about the preview as I am. I have paragraphs.