autismcheese
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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.
Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that
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i’ve been playing stardew valley the whole week
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being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks
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Are you being fucking real with me right now? Are you pulling on my fucking dick? Are you seriously yanking it? Are you jorking it in the stripped club? My fucking peanits?
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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
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yall gotta be nicer about m/f bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life
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stanlurine... save me..
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save me stiggley-wiggley
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i just know these three are autistic. personally i’m more of a harvey autism kinda gal but it can fluctuate between all three depending on the day.
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dandelions deserve more respect than they get
you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”
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Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books that I try to update regularly
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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"
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😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes
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You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.
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