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retrodynamics · 9 months

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What if I play the P3 Remake and come out the other side shipping Minato/Junpei

Would you still love me

#i wouldn’t #their best worsties dynamic is kinda compelling #guy who points at the most depressed man on earth half asleep standing up and goes IM SO JEALOUS IM GONNA BARF #I’m not calling him Makoto I don’t know that guy

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shieldofiron · 5 months

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I WON’T write an unhappy ending harringrove ficlet about Under the Mistletoe by Masked Intruder but every year…

Anyway if Steve left Billy waiting at Christmas I think Billy could be bitter forever.

#harringrove #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #I wouldn’t

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maudeboggins · 5 months

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Whenever i find an actress in old movies that i find attractive i look up “[actress name] sexuality” To see if i would’ve had a chance with her

#i wouldn’t

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videokilled · 5 days

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How many shots would it take for you to sleep with alastor?

I knew this one wasn’t far off.

Ha.

Alcohol Poisoning.

Measurement in bottles.

#inbox #I wouldn’t

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comfymoth · 1 year

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listen i think cq can quack via whatever biology also gives him permanently yellow wings ok i think thats allowed it Has to be. my boy can quack. okay. he can. fictional minecraft birdman biology Is Just Like That

#i would never let something stupid like ‘science’ ruin the way i daydream about fictional birdmen #okay #i wouldn’t #we mourn the quackless boys not for cqs sake……. but for the sake of all the real boy ducks in the river by my house who cant quack :(#i’ll never hear it :( not ever :(

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dougielombax · 7 months

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Would you buy a nuke from this man?

Bottom text.

*I wouldn’t*

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caroldantops · 1 year

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what if one day this blog was just gone wyd

#i wouldn’t #but. sometimes my brain is like what if 😈

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koushuwu · 10 months

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superior being extra annoyingly loud with the typing today, and i am being so brave about it.

#» confidential #it makes me so irrationally angry i want to punch him i the face #i wouldn’t #never #because i’m not a violent person #but please #fucking stopppppppppp

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dyke-terra · 2 years

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Nothing quite like getting a nice comment and checking out the person’s profile to find they’ve got some weird ass shit there

#this time it was just #kind of strange #like is Barbara Gordan/Catalina Flores a ship you can write? sure #I’d take out that part of the Blockbuster arc and I don’t think this person did #But #go off I guess?#Also. Slade Wilson Needs A Hug #sure is a tag you could use #I wouldn’t #i would use “Slade Wilson needs to die in a fire #but again #go off #these are different fics at least

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always-tilting-at-windmills · 2 years

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#the expanse #amos burton #I wouldn’t #amos appreciation #this says so much about him #willing to use violence - but - giving the warning ⚠️ first #after his manic -disassociating - numb - traumatic episodes - he’s so raw -#don’t bait or try to extort the traumatized #amos brains & brawn #philosophy 101 as taught by amos #everyone needs an amos #amos is a juggernaut devotion or destruction #amos murder snuggles burton #Amos *where is my Holden?* Burton #oh captain my captain #must find & protect #jamos #roci family dynamics #when on ilus #Holden & his proto Miller #holden gotta holden #elvi okoye #her face 😳#amos is complicated #and he really needs his Captain #do not separate them #they need each other #the acceptance the understanding the unconditional support #amos is just a small murderous puppy #season 4 amos grasping at trying harder to not kill on reflex

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the-bees-cheese · 2 years

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a word of advice to anyone planning to take university classes anytime in the future- don’t sign up for completely online classes if you can help it

#i am so sick of playing mommy to a bunch of adults #i wouldn’t #but my grade is on the line here

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bsxcrxts · 2 years

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my fault for moving back in with my parents after I graduated which is forcing me to soon have to explain I am on a dating app if I actually want to leave the house to go on a date. I literally don’t know what to do I’m like plankton or whoever. I didn’t think I’d get this far

#and I never leave the house so I can’t come up with another excuse #I wouldn’t even tell them if i wasn’t living with them #I wouldn’t #but I am so now I feel I have to #‘I’m going somewhere’ isn’t gonna cut it and both my parents are gonna freak but this boy actually seems nice #normally I’d just have a panic attack and delete the app #but I don’t actually want to this time

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slicedblackolives · 11 days

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kendrick lamar wrecked drake’s shit so hard he’s trending number two on the white fujoshi website 😭😭

#Kendrick Lamar #if I were drake I simply wouldn’t fuck with a man so far out of my league

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seveneyesoup · 2 months

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#TO CLARIFY ON THE SECOND POINT: VAMPIRES *HAVE* A REPRODUCTION METHOD THAT IS NOT SEX-BASED #THAT IS THE MAJOR POINT OF THAT ONE. THAT VAMP REPRODUCTION IS BASED ON CONVERTING INTO UNDEAD AND NOT PREGNANCY #what i think i keep coming back to is that a vampire is like. a form of pathogen or perhaps parasite #is the individual vampire meaningfully distinct from that? maybe #sort of a made up question #but that’s not a mammal #so neither is a vampire #but also like. a human is a mammal #this question sponsored by my friend who said she was done keeping mammals bc ‘they have so much fluid in them’#and my thought that a vampire Wouldn’t #not a lot of fluids. happening there

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millificent · 4 months