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creepypastalover97 · 2 years

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Time for another creepypasta au headcannon

Today’s headcannon is about Tim/Masky.

Just to clarify, I know marble hornets has nothing to do with creepypasta. And I also know that Masky and even hoodie are not proxies. But I love them so I’m involving them.

Warning ⚠️: mention of suicide.

Any let’s get on with the headcannons

Here we go

. I’ll elaborate on this at some later date but Tim, Brian weren’t proxies during the events of Marble Hornets, only afterwards.

. There’s no real difference between Tim and Masky anymore. Due to Slender Man turning him into a proxy “Masky” is just Tim wearing a mask instead of a separate personality altogether. Everybody uses the names “Tim” and “Masky” interchangeably and Tim will answer to Masky when he’s not even wearing the mask.

. He has schizophrenia, sometimes has seizures ( or used to anyway) anger issues, and like toby he also has amnesia.

. Tim’s strong as fuck. He can lift people up and throw them with very little effort. He’s picked up Jeff and thrown him headfirst into a dumpster before. He’d do it again.

. He’s not the most logical at times, but is fairly rational.

. Tim’s salty as fuck and sasses everyone. EVERYONE. This man has guts to even talk back to Slenderman.

. He gets easily annoyed by the others sometimes, because they can just be so ridiculous.

“2 am is not the time to climb a tree, Kate”-masky

. As I’m sure half the fandom has joked about by now, he has the strongest sideburn game.

. He's a natural heavyweight

. Masky has quite the dad bod. What I mean by this is, he's bulky. His muscles aren't heavily defined, but they're there, especially in his arms.

. He is n o t a morning person. At all. Try and wake him up before 9 and you’re signing your death warrant.

. He runs on caffeine and pure spite.

. His wardrobe consists nearly entirely of jeans, flannels and maybe a few plain tshirts

. Tim is very musically inclined. He can play guitar, bass guitar, ukulele, and piano. He also so sings, however he keeps all of this to himself because he is not a performer and refuses to play for anyone.

. he is currently a poly and is in a relationship with hoodie and skully (jay did die in my au, I will explain how and why he is alive at a later date)

. Knows a lot about cars

. Masky is actually a victim in the mansion and do mental breakdowns often because the others are just horrible with him cause it's so goddamn funny to watch him suffer-

Masky: “WILSON!!!SLOW DOWN!!SLOW THE F*** DOWN!

Wilson the basher fast and furious-ing though the woods

Wilson the basher: “ alright mr. panic at the everywhere you need to relax. Relaxing music?”

Starts blasting death metal trough the van’s speakers

Masky: “ THIS IS NOT SOOTHING! THIS IS MADNESS!!!!”

Wilson the basher: “ oh don’t worry I have a special song for you”

Proceeds to put on the gummy bear song and starts head banging.

Masky:”AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

. This guy has some massive bed head when he does wake up. I mean it looks like he got electrocuted it sticks up in every direction but it’s really soft and fluffy.

. This guy drinks his coffee black. No cream, no sugar, nada.

. Likes sunflowers.

. Smokes when he’s stressed. He hates when he’s chasing a victim and loses his breath, and coughs a lot.

. Every year Tim makes his new year’s resolution “quit smoking” and every year he ruins it by smoking literally the next day.

. Tim has a small collection of very expensive colognes ( of which he stole.) he prefers the expensive, strong smelling ones because it distracts people from the stench of cigarettes that constantly follows him.

. He cant STAND Toby, Cody, and Circe(partially, can't completely not stand her, because the kid looks up to him as a father figure), he always thinks that they shouldn't be proxies . Not because they’re annoying, but because they’re young. He also can’t stand how enthusiastic they are about killing.

. Toby is the one who started the rumors that Tim/Masky is obsessed with cheesecake, he did it to mock Masky’s build. Masky got toby back by spreading rumors that toby is obsessed with waffles.

. While he vehemently despises cheesecake with all his heart he does have a favorite food: pineapple pizza. He is positively obsessed with pineapple pizza and Hoodie is more disturbed by this than when Tim literally murdered him.

. Masky has a tiny (big)fear of dogs. He hopped into one of his targets backyard and ended up getting chased by a huge Great Dane. He now makes Hoodie go in first when hopping fences. Dogs love that man. Tis very strange.

. He can read emotions and teleport (powers he developed while being a proxy to the slenderman.)

. He can be overprotective over people he truly cares about. Like really overprotective. Not letting anything happen to them.

Though first you need to earn his trust and then he will give world to you.

. He vibes to Johnny Cash, John Lennon, Bon Jovi, ect.

. Masky for whatever, reason is scarily good at calculating percentages without the use of a calculator. He basically is the calculator. He’ll just be like:

“Oh yes, there’s a 76.632% chance that lady falling off the CN tower”-Masky

And he’s right. Every. Fucking. Time.

Even hoodie has no idea how he does it, but within 2 seconds he’ll have the exact answer, and it’s funny because he failed math classes when he was still in the hospital.

Bonus: he failed math on purpose to annoy his teachers.

. Still kinda has… issues with his leg. Sometimes wears a brace.

. hates if anyone mentions anything about his height since he’s one of the shortest of the male proxies . He is 5′6 tall.

. Masky owns a red truck with four seats, and he loves that truck so much.

. He makes lots of dad jokes and chuckles at them.

. Whenever he leaves for a few minutes he usually comes back to toby breaking a bone, x-virus passed out, Kate and Brian confused, rouge gone, Wilson crying over the fact rouge is gone, and Circe just recording all of this to post on TikTok.

Does he react?

No cuz he is the definition of everything is fine meme.

. Post- marble hornets Tim freaked out when the Slenderman came to collect him. Tim at the time did not know that the operator and the Slenderman were separate entities. So he assumed the Slenderman was the operator. In attempt to avoid being under the control of who he thought was the operator, he tried to shoot himself in the head with a pistol. A course the Slenderman man stopped him by knocking him out and proceeded to take him back to the slender mansion.

. He was hella confused when he found out hoodie was still alive but happy that his friend was alive. Turns out slenderman had found hoodie and brought him back to the mansion as well.

. Masky still has a hard time believing that the slender man and the operator are not the same being. Tho there are times he sees proof that they are not the same.

Slenderman carrying Circe: “ I have adopted a another human. And I have apple juice.”- slenderman

Masky: “ you what?”

Slenderman: “ I got more apple juice”

Masky:” yeah, let’s pretend that’s what I was talking about “

. He was never allowed to have sweets as a kid, some of the pasta’s think that’s why he’s so bitter all the time.

. Some believe that Masky has forgotten his past when he was still just”Tim” and only knows the life of a proxy but that is false. Masky remembers jay and Alex and his past as Timothy wright. He feels immense guilt over what happened to Alex’s film crew. He still thinks it’s his fault that the Operator began stalking the Marble Hornets cast. He also blames himself for Jay’s death.

. Every once in a while he checks up on Jessica to make sure she’s safe (don’t worry, she is). He tried getting BEN to do it for him but all he did was spread a rumor around the Mansion that Tim had a girlfriend. Tim retaliated by flushing BEN’s cartridge down the toilet.

Overall Tim/Masky just wants peace, but he’s not getting that anytime soon.

Well I hope you liked it.

P.s. just know this is a au, not every thing is canon. So don’t hate. If you don’t like it, go somewhere else, thank you. Bye 👋🏻

P.s.s. Go check out circe’s origin story on archive of our own. It’s called rabbits are not what they seem.

#creepypasta world building #masky marble hornets #slender proxy #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta

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cherriesradio · 3 years

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Poly! SFW alphabet Sero + Denki !!

Credit for the template to @the-coldest-goodbye !!

Warnings: slight angst

Word Count: 1.7k

A = Affection

Sero isn’t TOO affectionate, he like giving you + Denki affection but doesn’t really love getting it himself :/ which is fine, but both of you wanna spoil him SO BAD

Denki is VERY affectionate!!! Whenever he’s walking by he’ll kiss the others cheek/shoulder, and he’ll hug them from behind when their cooking, hold both of your hands in public, unless one of you ask him not too

B = Best Friend

Sero was first friends with Denki but eventually you got into their friendship, and he adored you since the beginning. You were so funny and cute and even if you aren’t smart he doesn’t really care, he’s friends with Denki after all.

Denki was friends with you since you were kids but you transferred to UA in the middle of first year. He introduced you to Sero :) he loves doing “favors” as he puts them, like buy you snacks and will get anything you need from the store if he can afford it (will likely use his whole allowance on you two)

C = Cuddles

Again, Sero isn’t to into getting affection. He’s mostly the big spoon but if he’s feeling bad that day/night/afternoon he’ll ask if he can lay his head on you or Denki’s chest

Denki loves cuddles, at first he would accidentally shock you two because he got to excited. Is often in the middle of all three of you are cuddling. All three of you mostly cuddle at night, most other times it’s just you and Denki, sometimes while Sero does work and play music in the background :)

D = Domestic

Sero cooks the most cause he’s the only one who wasn’t scared to cook with Bakugo. He’s not near as good as him but he can still cook. He hates cleaning but will remind you and Denki when you clean the apartment.

Denki doesn’t mind clean but HATES washing the dishes. If it’s his turn he just shoved everything in the dishwasher that barely works because he broke it ten times and tried (his best) to fix it.

E = Ending

Sero, if he broke it off, would break it off really gently. He would be really nervous and you both would try to hold his hand but he would shake them off, softly mutter “I’m not happy like this anymore.”

Denki would be overwhelmed. He would be fidgety most of the day, he’s the type who gets so comfortable he can’t imagine leaving. So he just keeps it in till you two start noticing that he’s fidgety and nervous a lot and then finally tells you two.

F = Fiancé’s

Sero isn’t very sure. He’s scared of commitment but in the end realizes that he wants to be with you two for his whole life, and that he is a better person because of you both.

Since the start Denki wanted to marry you both, but he thought of it as teenage bliss. But once you were out of college and hero’s, and you were still together, he brought up marriage.

G = Gentle

Sero is often gentle. He can play around really wild but at home when it’s chill he’s really soft and sleepy often times. But he does admit that he once gave Denki a bruise from playing to hard-

Denki is capable of being gentle. If he’s cuddling or comforting one of you, he’s really gentle and soft spoken. But other times he’ll poke your sides and zap you, or play wrestle.

H = Hugs

Even if he’s not too into affection, he’s really good at it. He does that thing where he wraps his arm around your middle and then the other is sat on your head, probably accidentally pushing you into his neck.

Denki loves to pick you two up and spin you around when he’s excited!!! When he’s a little more ~chillax~ he’ll pick you up wrap your legs around his waist and wzhrdkkeasjpifvfwqwonf

I = “I love you two.”

Tbh Sero said dropped L-bombs even when you were just friends. A lot of the time when you made him laugh is would get out and a few years into the relationship he admits that he meant it almost everytime

Denki says it pretty early into the relationship. Not like “we’ve gone on three dates and I’m in love with you” kinda thing but a about two months in he says he thinks he’s in love. You and Sero say that your not sure if your ready to sya it yet, and he’s completely okay with it.

J = Jealous

Neither of them get jealous of each other. There have been times before you all got together when they would get a little mad at other people for checking you out (and you would too lol) and start getting extra clingy but besides that their chill.

K = Kisses

Sero is the one more into on-the-mouth kisses. By that I’m not saying he needs them constantly, I’m saying he likes them more then Denki. He often uses quick pecks as hellos and longing, “you probably lay in bed tonight TJ knowing of it” kisses. If he’s bored he does those Spider-Man kisses, and if your a little to far he’ll use his tape to pull you over.

Denki isn’t as into on-the-mouth kisses. When you were only friends you had a inside joke where he would kiss both of your hands when greeting you both. As I said before he likes kissing your cheeks and foreheads, ADORES the “getting both cheek kissed at the same time” kisses!!!

L = Little Ones

They both LOVE Gravity Falls. There are way to many times they babysat Eri and either played Gravity Falls or sung the karaoke song. Basically their only experiences with kids is Eri???

M = Mornings

Denki and Sero and total bed heads and refuse to get out of bed before like, 9:59. You usually get up before them and make them both coffee, and I love the idea of getting sticky notes and labeling their mugs, a doodling on them. Like with Denki it would be little lightning bolts and with Sero it would be flex tape.

N = Nights

All of you go to bed at a pretty normal time, around 10 or 11, but… Denki. Denki is for sure the type who will not fall asleep in like ten minutes and then would get on his phones cause he “can’t sleep” and wake you and Sero up.

O = Opening up

When you were just friends you all got pretty close. You and Sero knew about Denkis ADHD, you and Denki knew about Sero’s insecurities about his quirk, they knew your past.

But when it turned romantic and even closer is when they really got how every felt, starts ranting for hours about how they felt and how it affects them now.

P = Patience

Neither of them get angry that easy, even if you do something that would upset them they end up thinking it’s a joke :/

Which does become a problem, but you all put effort into talking to each other about problems.

Q = Quizzes

Sero remembers really little things - like what your favorite emoji is and your favorite pop tart flavors - but it’s hard for him to remember bigger stuff like… your parents names :-/

Denki is the opposite. He’ll remember if you like the same thing, but it’s easier for him to remember stuff if you mention it more. Like, around you birthday Sero would remind him every day “hey Y/n’s birthday is in a few days.” So he would remember.

R = Remember

One of your favorite memories is going to this ice cream shop. It’s not like it was the specialist place or gloriously beautiful, but it shows your dynamic well. Denki kept poking you and zapping, and Sero pulled so many jokes and puns. You giggled and then showered them in attention as soon as you got home.

S = Security

Sero is pretty good at protecting you. If he feels a threat, he’ll just wrap his arm around your waist and hold his other arm to where you can clearly recognize him as a hero.

Denki is VERY protective. Because of his ADHD (a headcanon), he once hyper-fixated on how many people get robbed and how many girls get raped and how many poc get killed out on the streets. He used to be more worried about himself but now he gets really scared for you and Sero.

T = Try

Sero usually makes casual dates. Like quick walk before work, or a home cooked dinner. But sometimes he’ll plan out big dates for holidays and anniversaries.

He makes the weirdest excuses for planning big dates. “Its national national cream puff day we need to go to the fancy restaurant down the road and get some.”

U = Ugly

DENKI USES SO MUCH TEXT SPEAK I SWEAR

Sero always does his errands at rush hour???

They both where the ugliest shoes JUST to annoy you.

V = Vanity

Sero does not care to much for his looks. He used to be insecure about his looks as a teen but since then you and Denki shower him in compliments so all of the insecurities died away after a bit.

W = Whole

Sero wouldn’t. He’s become a better persona FB happier because of both of you. He can’t imagine losing you both. He has nightmares sometimes about you two dying or breaking up with him, and it’s breaks him.

Denki wouldn’t either. He thinks he would barely be able to function by himself without you two. He associates you both with his growth and how much you all have improved over the years.

X = Xtra

They randomly get obsessed with random things. One day you’ll come home to them trying to teach themselves the ukulele, or trying to bake but making a huge mess, or trying to code.

Y = Yuck

Sero hates pda. At least involving him. He doesn’t care if you and Denki heckin make out in public, just don’t do it in front of him.

Denki doesn’t like how much work you both have. He can make big hits and break off up to hundreds of people at once, so he didn’t have to stay at work to long. But you and Sero care a bit more than him (he still cares tho) and he hates just sitting at home alone.

Z = Zzzz

Denki stays up late a lot from staying on his phone, but if you and Sero really commit to ~cuddles~ than he’s willing.

Reblogs appreciated!!

#tw robbery mention #tw racism mention #poly mha #mha #sero x reader #denki x reader #Sero x Denki #Denki x Sero x reader #tw rape mention

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sprnklersplashes · 3 years

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songwriter!janis fic (unrequited crush, no-very-happy-ending)

also on ao3

It all started because she loved Taylor Swift when she was in middle school. Who is she kidding, she still loves Taylor Swift, but that’s where all this began. A middle school girl’s obsession with Taylor Swift. A confused, sad girl with a broken heart and smudged black eyeliner, finding refuge in lyrics about loneliness and anger and revenge. They became anthems for her, mantras to mutter when the warzone of middle school became too much for her.

“Someday, I’ll be living in a big old city, and all you’re ever gonna be is mean.”

“Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in.”

“I can still see you, this ain’t the best view.”

It amazes her. It’s honestly as if Taylor Swift has managed to look into her life and given her a bundle of songs for whatever she needs. For when Regina has thrown her one too many snide looks, for when she’s standing at the door of North Shore High on her first day, for when she eats lunch alone, for when her mom is the best mom she could have asked for, for when she and Damian are lying on the grass in her backyard, staring up at the sky, laughing at absolutely nothing. The songs become the soundtrack to her life, the chords and those raw, honest lyrics an emotional outlet she so desperately craves. Taylor, and her songs, become a confidant, almost a close friend who always knows what to say.

With all that in mind, perhaps it was only a matter of time before she asks for a guitar for Christmas. She’s fourteen, braces and a slight lisp, and jumps up and down like a mad woman when she sees it under the tree.

She practices for three days straight, until her fingers bleed, but Should’ve Said No is the first song she learns off by heart. She yells the lyrics with maybe a little too much passion, but her parents applaud her nonetheless.

Like she said, that’s how it all started.

Because that same Christmas, she realises that screaming her feelings while playing guitar actually feels pretty cathartic. And that if it worked for Taylor Swift, it could work for her. So she writes stuff down, plays around with chords and strumming until the beat on the guitar matches the one in her head. She grabs a page and a pencil and writes and re-writes her innermost thoughts and feelings on the page until they sound the way she wants them to. She plays around with rhyme schemes and structure and everything she’s been taught about in English class, and a thrill runs through her as she does so. It’s the same breathless high she feels when she paints or draws, the rush that comes from creating something.

Her parents sit on the other side of her bedroom door, no doubt exchanging worried glances as she repeats the same verse, same chorus, with only a word changed. She watches them when they think she can’t see, peering through the crack in her door. The conclusion they seem to come to is ‘well, as coping mechanisms go, it’s pretty good, and she’s happy, so who are we to stop it?’.

It takes her four days to finish her first song. And it sucks. But she keeps it, writes down the lyrics and chords in one of the few empty notebooks she has, and there’s no going back from it now. She writes, and she writes, and she writes, near enough every day. She likes to think she gets better with each one. She learns more chords, buys a cheap ukulele the summer after freshman year, tries her hand at piano during a particularly difficult few weeks. She doesn’t plan on doing anything with them. They’re just her little pieces to hold on to. Her therapy sessions outside the carpeted office.

No-one knows about it. She has a reputation to keep up, after all. The loner-by-choice, too-cool-for-school, aloof art freak. Everyone has their roles to play in the ecosystem that is high school and, much as she hates the entire system, that is hers to play. And she plays it well, if she may say so. The fact that hardly anyone knows her past that facade suits her just fine. After all, if people think she doesn’t care, she can’t get hurt. No-one needs to know that Janis Sarkisian actually has feelings.

Even less need to know that she writes songs about said feelings.

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By the time she reaches her junior year, she’s onto her third notebook. She keeps them tucked away in her sock drawer, expertly hidden so only she can find them. Damian teases her about it, calling her “the protagonist of a Disney Channel Original Movie”. She just rolls her eyes and reminds him that “if either of us is gonna be Disney’s first openly gay character, it’ll be you”. He can’t argue with that.

It should be noted that when Janis said that no-one knows about her songwriting, Damian was the obvious exception. He found out just weeks after she started. There’s no keeping secrets from him.

Between all her notebooks, she’s written around forty songs.

Then she meets Cady Heron one day. The human embodiment of a labrador puppy, complete with wide, lost eyes. She likes her instantly, decides to take her under her wing because Lord knows the girl needs it. Cady’s smile is infectious, her laugh like a summer breeze. She has dimples and caramel-coloured hair and really likes maths.

She meets Cady on a Monday.

By that Saturday, song number 41-titled “Dimples and Curls” is more or less complete.

She plays it for Damian, hands only slightly shaking as she changes chords, the strumming short and upbeat, the melody strangely happy for such a bittersweet song.

He applauds her, but the subject of the song hangs in the air even after she’s played the last chord and the music fades. Unsaid, but not unknown. Just like her songwriting, Janis couldn’t keep a crush from Damian if she tried.

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“Hey, check it out.”

Cady drops onto the seat across from Janis, the whole table shaking as she does so. Like a small meteor just hit Earth. Janis looks up from her lunch, pretending like she had been doing her own thing and not watching the door until Cady came in. Pretending like her stomach doesn’t do little flips at the sight of her crossing the cafeteria. She pulls the flyer towards her and hums in amusement.

“The winter talent show,” she reads before chomping off a carrot stick. “Oh, is it that time of year already?”

“Seems like only yesterday we was welcoming the young’uns into this brave new world during the harvest season,” Damian sighs, putting on a delightfully over the top Southern Belle accent, no doubt influenced by their reading of Streetcar Named Desire in English class. Janis cackles, and nearly chokes on her lunch as she does.

“And now the cold winds of winter are descending upon us,” she replies, her accent equally heavy. She bats her eyes for good measure, because she can and because it makes Cady laugh. “Oh but I pray the children will survive this season, it is often rough for them.”

“I am never showing you two anything winter related ever again,” Cady says.

Janis just shrugs and runs her hand through her hair before her eyes go back to the flyer. Clearly, whatever sophomore they got to design it this year did their best; found the prettiest looking snowflakes on Google Images to put on the cartoon stage, decided to write in some swirling, slanted font rather than the start-studded block lettering they usually went for. It’s still the same as it is every year, meaning just as mockable, but she’ll give them points for tying.

“Well, anyone here going for it?” she asks. She looks from Damian to Cady and back again, a teasing smirk on her lips. “Last year and all that.”

“Not sure I can,” Damian sighs. “I mean, I’m booked up with Spelling Bee rehearsals and spring cabaret auditions happening next semester.” He drums his fingers against his throat. “Gotta give the little vocal chords some rest, you know?”

Janis’ response is to sing the lowest note she possibly can before turning to Cady and giving her a pointed look, the corner of her mouth quirked up.

“Who? Me?” Cady’s cheeks turned crimson and she shakes her head so much that the caramel curls bounced around her shoulders. “No way. Damian can take the stage, I’m fine with my calculators and textbooks.”

“You could always solve equations in front of everyone,” Janis says. “I could call out college-level questions from the audience and you solve them in under 30 seconds.”

“I think I’ll pass,” she giggles. She leans forward slightly, eyes glittering, and Janis does her best not to squirm. The effect Cady Heron’s eyes have on her should be studied by scientists. “What about you, Janis?”

“I don’t know.” She thinks back to when she helped on stage crew last year, as well as helping out (or taking over) with the set design. It had been fun, the kind of challenge she needed to keep her mind off the slowly-going-off-the-rails plan. And she was told it looked good on her college applications, because all people can think about apparently is college, college, college. “Maybe. They might need another genius stage manager.”

“And you’ll step in if they can’t find one?” She digs Damian in the ribs for that comment.

“But not performing?” Cady asks, and Janis freezes. Performing had never even crossed her mind before. She’s used to backstage, hell, she likes backstage. It’s not that she has stage fright or anything, and if she had, her stunt at Ms Norbury’s little healing session would have squished it. She had just never thought about it.

But Cady had, apparently.

“I-No, I-I don’t think so,” she stammers out. “Um, I might do backstage again, but not actually doing something, you know, talent related.” She bites her tongue and clamps her lips shut before anything else can come out.

“Okay then,” Cady replies slowly. She gets up from the table, her little empty water bottle in her hands. “I’m going to go for a refill, save my seat.”

“No problem,” Janis says, but Cady’s already jogging away.

She doesn’t know if it’s good or bad that Cady’s known her too long to think of her as cool, and so this kind of awkward babbling isn’t really surprising to her. Instead of thinking about it, she just sets her head on the table and lets Damian rub her back.

“You were nowhere near as bad as you think you were,” he assures her.

“Title of your sex tape,” comes her murmured reply. Damian chuckles and runs his fingers through her hair, like she’s his pet cat. It helps.

“So you’re definitely not going for the talent show then?” he asks.

Her first instinct is to say no, because of course she isn’t, because she never has before and she sees no point in breaking a three-year streak, but the answer catches in her throat. At the same time, something begins forming in her brain, pieces of a melody she’s already known, words filling in blank spots in her brain, and her fingers twitch involuntarily, playing the chords on an invisible guitar. Without a word, she grabs a notepad and pen from her bag and scribbles the words down before she forgets them, quickly becoming breathless just by sitting there. She forgets, for a moment, everything else, the talent show, Cady, even Damian next to her, and just revels in the task and the quick buzz she gets just from writing. Just like that she has one eye on the clock, itching to get home and put her notes into the rest of the song.

But with those notes came an idea, an idea so completely out of left field she almost laughs at it.

“Janis?” Damian asks, just slightly unnerved by her. If anyone else were at this table, even Cady (especially Cady), she would have had to excuse herself and run to the bathroom, or just hope the words stayed in her head long enough for her to get a quiet moment. “Did the Goddess of Music just possess you again?”

“Maybe,” is her response. He doesn’t know it, but she answered both the questions he asked in the past minute.

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She sits on her bed that night, her homework half-done and strewn across the desk, abandoned in favour of the guitar sitting in her lap and notebook open on her bed. She’s been working on his song for the better part of a week, inspiration and motivation seemingly striking and then fading whenever she gets a free moment. Abandoning it has crossed her mind-she’s no stranger to abandoning things that aren’t working-but for some reason she hasn’t quite been able to shake this particular song off.

Maybe it is Euterpe, the Goddess of Music, descending upon her because this song has to be finished, it has to be, Olympus willing it so.

Or maybe it’s because this song is one of the most personal things she’s ever written, a love letter she’ll never send, and the idea of it sitting unfinished drives her crazy.

She plays another chord and sings the line again, changing the ending slightly, and makes the adjustment in her notes.

She’s crazy. This is already crazy, her secret double life as a wannabe T-Swift, but now she’s gone beyond that. Thinking of actually playing it. On a stage. In front of people. She doesn’t care what people think of her, she stopped caring about that a long, long time ago, but holy shit what will people think of her after she does this? Life isn’t like the movies, she knows that much. It won’t be some pretty, softly-lit moment where the crowd sits with teary eyes, Cady runs onstage and kisses her and she’s offered a deal by some big shot producer, and they all live happily ever after the end. What could happen is people think she’s even more of a weirdo than they do now.

Or she gets tomatoes thrown at her head and she’s booed off the stage. That’s a possibility.

She calls Damian, because that’s the only way she sees out of her little thought cul-de-sac. She puts the phone on speaker and props it up against a pillow, keeping her hands free for her guitar and her pen. He picks up on the third ring, just as she’s strumming out a G chord.

“Oh, is someone prepping for her Grammy?” he asks. “You’re still taking me as your date, right?”

“Only if my dog can’t go,” she replies. She taps her nails against the wood, the rhythm too fast and frantic to just be a habit. Yes, she can tell Damian anything, and being nervous in front of him is laughable, but sometimes her body forgets that. “So, I was thinking about the talent show.”

“Oh? You’re going for stage crew again? Cool.”

“No-not exactly.” She knows he can’t see the smile creeping across her face, but she’d wager he can hear it through the phone. A small swarm of butterflies flutters in her chest, leaving her just slightly out of breath. “I… I. think I’m going to try performing in it.”

A burst of laughter comes through the phone, slightly tinged with static, and Janis wishes he were here so she could slap him. Even if it’s not malicious in intent at all, and she’s laughing right along with him. Slapping is kind of a love language for them.

“Okay, okay cool. What’re you going to do?”

“I’ll give you a hint,” she says, and then she plays the opening chords to her latest experiment. She doesn’t add in the lyrics, not yet. Still, she sits back and basks in his applause when she finishes, cackling into her hand. He might be one person, but he’s got enough enthusiasm to match a packed auditorium. “What do you think?”

“I’m into it,” he tells her. “So… that’s the one you’re doing?”

“Think so.” She tosses the pick between her fingers. Like he could feel her smile, she can feel his raised eyebrow through the phone, the elephant in the room poking her with its trunk. “Yes, I know.”

“I didn’t say anything.”

“You thought it,” she tells him, and he doesn’t deny it. She looks back over the lyrics she’s written and re-written. Despite some adjustments, it’s still in essence the same. Still about a girl with pretty hair who smells like vanilla and cinnamon, who has a boyfriend and is unknowingly breaking the heart of a girl with black eyeliner and paint stained fingers. Because her boyfriend is pretty and clean and smells like soap and can do math, and how is the poor art girl even meant to compare to that?

“Yes,” she says after a while. “It is about Cady.”

“Aw, my poor lovestruck songstress,” he sighs. He shifts then, and the air shifts with him. “You sure that’s the one you want to sing? I mean you have dozens of other non-Cady related songs. I’m sure Mr Duvall would love to hear Angry Teenage Lesbian Anthem.”

“First off, I gave that one a title, it’s called Shattered,” she reminds him. “And-” She freezes, the rest of her sentence catching in her throat. He’s right. She could perform one of her other songs, that are already finished and therefore removing the pressure to have this one finished, polished and stage-ready. And of course, it would mean she wouldn’t be standing in front of her entire grade and telling them all how badly she’s in love with her best friend. Showing her deepest secret to the people who have already driven her out of school once. It’s a far safer, potentially less traumatic option for her.

But…

“No,” she says. “I know it sounds crazy but I feel like… I feel like I need to do this.” She swallows thickly and picks softly at the guitar strings. “It’s like… like this way at least I’m telling her, you know? Even if she doesn’t know it.”

Of course, Damian gets it.

“That’s beautiful, babe,” he tells her. “So you’re actually doing this?”

“I’m actually doing this,” she replies firmly. “And tomorrow, I need you to make sure I don’t chicken out before I sign up.”

“Got it. I’ll just order you to do it as Senior Co-Chair of the Student Activities Committee.”

“That’s an abuse of power.”

“Then consider yourself abused baby.” He laughs and she laughs with him, and then she hears something on Damian’s end. “I have to go. A certain little sister of mine has a princess costume that needs attending to. See you later.”

“See you later,” she replies before he clicks off the call. She looks down at her paper, then at her guitar, and thinks about what she just committed to. “I’ve got some work to do.”

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The song goes through four rewrites in the weeks leading up to the talent show. The whole first verse is changed, the chorus scrapped and replaced with a new one, then that one is scrapped and she goes back to the old one. She sits hunched on her floor with a pencil in her mouth, wondering if what she’s written is too personal or not personal enough. If it’s too obvious that Cady, smart cookie that she is, will work it out and that’ll lead them down a new, scary path. She cuts some lyrics that give the game away, opting to replace one about love for numbers with love for learning, because that opens up the pool to half their grade. She writes about Cady’s blue eyes rather than specifically those double dimples that make her melt. Maybe she’s compromising her artistic vision, but it might be worth it if it’ll keep her crush a secret. She keeps the old lyrics tucked in the back of her notebook, just to have them.

Meanwhile, she’s also dealing with the fact that people know she has signed up for the talent show. That Miss Too Cool For School Loner Art Freak Janis is actually performing at a school event. And she doesn’t even get extra credit for it. They’re surprised, and curious, and none more so than Cady. The other girl appears at her side almost instantly after first period, skinny little arms wrapped around her bicep and blue eyes alight.

Oh, the things those eyes do to her.

“Janis!” she squeaks. “I saw-on the sign up sheet-your name! Oh my God, is this a joke? Did Damian put you up to it?”

“No, no, I signed up of my own accord,” Janis tells her. That only makes Cady bounce more, ponytail bobbing up and down.

“Oh wow, that’s amazing!” she says. She stops then, her mouth freezing in its place and her cheeks turning pink. Slowly, she comes down to Earth, like a balloon that had the air let out of it. Janis can almost hear the wheeze. “I mean um, it’s pretty cool, I guess.”

“It’s pretty grool,” Janis replies, and just like that Cady bounces back up again.

“Oh my gosh, what are you going to do?” she asks. “Or do you want it to be a surprise?”

“You think I have some secret knife-throwing talent?” she grins. She hesitates for a moment, looking down at Cady’s excited face, because even if this isn’t telling her… it’s telling her. “I’m… I’m going to sing.” She pulls on the strap of her backpack and avoids Cady’s eyes. “Something I wrote.”

“Okay,” Cady says. “Who are you and what have you done with my best friend?”

“Hey!” she laughs. “I can write stuff. I can be deep.”

“Oh, I have no doubt about it,” Cady says, bumping her arm against Janis’. “But for real, Janis, I can’t wait to see it. I know you’ll be amazing.”

Warmth spreads across her pale cheeks, a pink blush no doubt colouring her face, and she somehow manages to choke out a “thanks” as her brain turns to static. Her only thought is ‘Cady thinks I’m going to be good’, and it’s written in glitter pen across her brain.

“This is going to be great,” she goes on. “Oh, wait until I tell Aaron. He’s got a break in his schedule that week so he’s coming up to see the talent show! Isn’t that great?”

And just like that, Janis’ good mood falls. Her face stays the same, because she’s trained to do it, but everything behind it crumbles.

“Yeah, that’s great,” she replies. Cady squeezes her hand, oblivious, and drags her along the hallway, chatting away about some lion documentary she had watched last night.

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She finishes the song that night. She arrives home with a heavy chest, so full of complicated, messy feelings, and her conversation with Cady still so fresh in her mind, her ears still ringing from the emotional whiplash. Her parents barely get a ‘hello’ as she enters and bolts up to her room, her hands shaking, the thoughts swirling around her brain desperate to be let out.

And let them out she does. She writes so quickly they look more like smudges than words, her fingers flying over rapidly changing chords, her voice broken and panting as she sings. The words almost write themselves, like the song has taken on a life of its own and she’s just along for the ride. She barely remembers to pause, to breathe, so wrapped up in the storm she’s created with just her guitar and pen.

It’s only when she finishes and falls back on her bed that she notices the tears in her eyes. She blinks them away and pulls herself up, her notebook in her hand. It’s done. The perfect blend of her own honest feelings and just enough smokescreen to keep people from knowing who it’s really about.

There’s no backing out now, she thinks. Her stomach drops, like she’s on the top of a roller coaster about to go down. A laugh bubbles up in her throat and leaves her breathless, her head spinning while she’s still laying there.

If holy shit were am adjective, she'd use it to describe how she feels. Because holy shit.

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Being backstage when she’s not on crew is a strange experience. She stands with her guitar slung around her body, in the middle of a current of students moving around her, half with the clunky microphones and walkie-talkies she’s used so many times before. She asks five of them if she can do anything to help-because they’re her people and she needs to do something to occupy her time-until she finally takes the hint and leaves them to it. Stagehands are the most efficient parts of any production, as she told Damian once. They’re a well-oiled machine at this point.

“Yo!” For a second, Janis thinks she imagined the whisper, just one in a jumble of backstage noises, until Damian appears at her side. A tiny ‘shit’ escapes her mouth, her body jerking. Barely anyone bats an eye at her, except him. “Sorry, didn’t mean to spook you.”

“Don’t worry. I think at this point a small breeze could knock into me and I’d crumble.”

“The great Janis Sarkisian gets nervous?” he asks, eyebrow raised.

“Only when she’s doing something incredibly personal and scary in front of her entire grade,” she whispers back. She swallows past the lump in her throat. “Aside from that I’m a beacon of confidence and unshakable will.”

“Hey.” He taps his knuckles against hers. “Remember how scared you were at Norbury’s assembly?”

“You mean after I had my picture all over the school with the d-slur written underneath it?” she mutters. “Yeah, I was shitting myself.”

“And yet, look what you did there,” he reminds her. “You were amazing. And you’re going to be amazing here too. Once you get on that stage, all those butterflies are going to make you fly, kid.”

She smiles, her heart warm, and pressed her face into the crook of Damian’s neck.

She doesn’t know how she got so lucky to have him, but she knows better than to tempt fate.

“Janis Sarkisian?” She lifts her head to find a freshman girl with a headset around her neck looking at her. “You’re up next.”

“Okay.” It’s only now she becomes aware that the last minute of Fairytale Of New York is playing, the notes will soon fade out, and that’s her cue. She turns to Damian and lets him straighten her black cardigan and fiddle with the collar of her shirt. “Wish me luck.”

“You don’t need it.” He drops a whisper of a kiss to her nose. “But good luck.”

She holds her half-heart necklace as he goes, the twin to the one around his neck. It’s as close as she can get to having him with her. Her chest tightens as she makes her way to the stage and she tries to breathe through it, because the next thign she knows, Mr Duvall is announcing her name, and she’s being greeted by a blinding spotlight that thankfully obscures most of her peers’ faces.

“Uh, hi,” she says into the microphone placed out for her. It’s just people , she reminds herself. Somewhere in that crowd, second row, seat 14, is Damian, and she breathes easier. And next to him is Cady, the girl this song is about, and for some reason that straightens her spine and irons out the shaking in her voice. She takes the pick out of its holder and tosses her hair back. “This is a song I wrote about being in love with someone who doesn’t love you back.” She blinks and hopes no-one sees the tears in her eyes. “So sing along if you get into it, because we all know it’s a shitty ass feeling.”

She plays the first chord, and then any and all doubts she had about this flee her. As cliche as it sounds, the song takes over her, and she blows through the nerves in the first verse. The experience becomes cathartic instead, like releasing a pressure valve on her soul. Even with the little diversions she threw in, she hasn’t felt this open and god damn free since last year, paraded on her peers’ shoulders with both middle fingers up. Except now she’s not flipping anyone off, or proving a point, she’s just finally telling someone how she feels, and holy shit, it’s amazing. Whatever the aftermath of this is, she won’t care, it’s worth it just for this feeling.

As she sings the last word, and that final note rings in the auditorium, her hands are shaking, her cheeks wet with tears and her hair sticky with sweat. She touches beneath her eye and her fingers come away stained black. She hasn’t cried in front of people since middle school. She doesn’t care.

The cheers of her classmates ring in her ears, Damian’s whooping the loudest of all, and as she takes her bow, she hopes she’ll remember this moment for a long time.

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“Oh my God!” she’s barely into the auditorium when Cady launches herself at her, arms wrapped around her neck and legs circling her waist. Janis nearly topples over, digging her back leg into the ground just in time, and hugs Cady with the same ferocity. “You were amazing!” she yells into her shoulder, the sound muffled by Janis’ hair.

“Really?”

“Absolutely.” She sets Cady down, but the other girl keeps a tight grip on both her arms. Janis wonders if it’s to keep herself from flying away, given the amount of bouncing up and down she’s doing. “I can’t believe you wrote that! It was so good! You need to record it, Jan. Do you have any other songs?”

“Just a few,” she says. “And I don’t know if I’m in the business of making an album any time soon.” She swings her guitar case a little. “This might have been a one-time thing.”

“Well, even if it was, it was awesome,” she says.

“Thank you, Caddy,” Janis replies. “That means a lot.”

Her mouth runs dry as Cady smiles, all baby pink lipgloss and sparkling eyes and full cheeks. If this were a movie, she thinks, this would be the part where they kiss. No need for talking, or an explanation. Because Cady would have just known. The music would turn soft and twinkly, and the lighting would match it and it would look like they’re in a dream and they’d just kiss, and it will fix all of Janis’ problems. Maybe a single tear will run down her cheek. And then they’ll run off into their new lives as the end credits roll.

How sweet that would be.

But her life isn’t a movie. If she wants anything, she has to go for it herself.

And that includes-

“Caddy.” Her name is delicate on her lips, handled with care. Cady looks at her, giving a simple ‘mm-hm’ in response, and Janis’ heart beats out of control. “That song I just sang, it-”

“Hey, guys.”

Also if this was a movie, Cady’s sweet, lovely, nice boyfriend would not be barging in right now. He’d either be a douchebag who she doesn’t feel bad about hurting, or he’d be nonexistent.

Unfortunately, this is not a movie, and Aaron Samuels exists and is the human equivalent of a squishmallow.

“Hey Aaron.” He slings his arm around Cady’s shoulders, and she leans into his touch almost instinctively. “Janis, you were great up there. I didn’t know you wrote songs.”

“It’s a bit of a new hobby,” she says, her voice hoarse. She clears her throat, and finds a bottle of water being handed to-thrown at-her.

“Hydrate those chords,” is Damian’s greeting.

“This is what I get for being friends with a theatre kid,” she sighs before she takes a drink. She hadn’t realised how dry her throat was until now.

“Okay, so we’re all going for pancakes,” Aaron says. “I take it you two are coming?”

“How can I say no to pancakes?” Janis asks. “Uh, you guys go ahead, I have to get my stuff from the green room.”

“Okay, we’ll wait for you,” Cady says. “Aaron brought his car so he can drive us.”

“Grool.” Cady and Aaron turn around together, Aaron spinning his eyes around his finger and Cady lacing her fingers through his, talking about something she can’t hear. It’s like watching them through a sheet of glass.

Not a movie. Not unless it’s one of those really, really sad movies. Sad homophobic movies.

“You okay?” Damian asks. She snorts at the question. Nothing has changed, so of course she’s okay. But then, nothing has changed, so she’s not really okay.

“I did it,” she sighs. “It’s out there. I told her, unofficially. Whether or not she works it out…” She runs her hand through her tangled hair. “That’s something else entirely.” Damian hums in agreement, a sympathetic look on his face that soon morphs into a grin.

“Hey,” he says. “I’m proud of you.”

“Thanks Mom.” They snort, Janis caught between a laugh and a sob, and squeezes Damian’s hand. She’s not optimistic about any romance in her future, at least where Cady is concerned. She and Aaron are still rock-solid and she’s happy for them, whenever she isn’t angsting about it. It’s a weird combination to have.

And at least she’s done this now. Despite a future for her and Cady not being in the cards for now, she’s glad she did it. The secret isn’t out, not entirely. Just written on the walls in invisible ink.

“Come on,” she tells Damian. “I actually do have to get my bag, and you can use this as an opportunity to double check the ghost light is on.”

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Cady and Aaron keep their promise and wait for them, waving off their apologies as they jog across the parking lot. Cady lets Damian take the front seat with Aaron and slides into the back with Janis instead. Janis frowns, confused as to why she isn’t taking her normal seat up front, and Cady rolls her eyes.

“There was a draw on the way here, and we lost,” she explains. “And now Damian has control of the aux chord,” She gestures with her head to the passenger seat, and Janis turns just in time to see him open his Spotify and scroll through his playlists. As the opening notes to Waving Through A Window fill the car, it’s met with three loud groans. Damian only turns it up louder, and adds in his own backing vocals.

“So, that song you sang,” Cady asks, leaning back in the seat. “Was it about anyone in particular?”

Janis looks down, her hands pressed together in her lap. If this is the moment the universe decided to give her, it’s a really terrible moment. Not only is Cady’s whole boyfriend sitting an arm’s length away from her, but she left her nerve back in the auditorium. Clearly, her and fate aren’t on each other’s wavelength.

“You wouldn’t know her,” she says. “She doesn't even go here.”

“Oh,” Cady replies. Her face falls, but she’s not too put out by it. Why would she be? She nudges Janis’ shoulder, a proud smile on her face, and squeezes Janis’ hand. “Well, if she has someone like you into her and she hasn’t taken the chance yet, then she doesn’t know what she’s missing.”

Janis only thanks her, and quickly changes the subject.

Someday she might tell her for real, but for now she'll stick to the songs.

#mean girls broadway #mean girls fanfic #cadnis #janis sarkisian #cady heron #cadnis ff #cady x janis #space safari #mean girls musical

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hi who are most of the people in the relationship charts you posted on insta a while ago?

Like I know you’ve posted some stuff about Nate and Zoe and even Venus but I’m really curious about everyone else!

I wanna preface this by thanking you for your patience since it took me forever to reply to this. I really appreciate it! <3

Anyways, those charts are divided into two parts — the first is Nate’s friend group (which I call the Zodiacs) and the second is the Celestial Council. The Zodiacs are central-focus characters while the Council’s role is more on the back burner.

I’ll talk about the characters individually under the cut, but if you’re not into summaries I’ll include a song that reminds me of each character since I think music is a fantastic personality descriptor:

ZODIACS

NATE SAGITTARIUS: Nate is an overly ambitious teenage boy who becomes a Regulator at the Venus Villas after discovering that he’s half elf. I’m sure you know the rest of this rant by now.

“Genius Next Door” — Regina Spektor

ZOE SAGITTARIUS: Nate’s punk-rock older sister, who is much cooler than he’ll ever be. Zoe is a dryad that was adopted by Jupiter Sagittarius shortly after she had woken up in a Bronx alleyway with a bad case of amnesia. Nowadays, she works as a Regulator at the Venus Villas and wields a talking snake shaped dagger named Sabik.

“OHFR?” — Rico Nasty

DANIEL ATKINS: As Head Regulator, Daniel Atkins is known to keep things in line. Daniel is an aloof ghost from the 1910s who hasn't matured much since his death. He’s notoriously bad with social cues and always says whatever he’s thinking, which Nate doesn’t seem to mind. The two of them quickly become best friends, much to Zoe’s dismay.

“Nobody” — Mitski

BRENDA ANTARES: With her competitive nature and innate sparing abilities, Brenda was the obvious choice for Mars’ Lieutenant. When she’s not assisting Mars, Brenda volunteers as a part-time cook at the Venus Villas. Brenda is a sweetheart who befriends anyone she can, which is ironic considering the fact that she shares a body with a temperamental demon named Aries.

“What’s Up Danger” — Blackway & Black Caviar

ANASTASIA CHERNOV: Not much is known about Anastasia’s past and she’d like to keep it that way, thank you very much. Anastasia Chernov is head general of Via’s Army and a recurring antagonist throughout the series. She is a blind vampire who, despite her overall brooding nature, loves cutesy magical girl animes and Vocaloids.

“Oh Ana” — Mother Mother

MAYBELLE SAVURI: Real hot girl shhh! Maybelle Savuri is a top-charting singer and model from the monster world who just so happens to be Venus’ daughter too. She’s a super rich vampire with shapeshifting powers, the cutest outfits, and confidence for days — what else could you possibly want?

“Girls in the Hood” — Megan Thee Stallion

LEO JEMBER: Resident golden boy and honorary funnyman, Leo Jember is one of the first friends Nate makes at the Villas. Leo is a (literal) angel who works the front desk at the Venus Villas, and spends his free time messing with his best friend Scorpius Singh. Leo is extremely popular with the workers at the Villas but he also has the tendency to push Venus’ buttons for fun.

“C7osure.” — Lil Nas X

SCORPIUS SINGH: The only Zodiac more secretive than Anastasia is Scorpius. Scorpius Singh is a witch cursed to kill everything he touches. Nowadays, his hands are constantly bandaged and he tends to keep his distance from other people. Around the Villas, Scorpius is known for his intellect and snippy attitude.

“Goodbye Mr A” — The Hoosiers

POLLY DE DIOS: Just like her father, Polly de Dios is a skilled inventor who helps with repairs around the Villas. Polly and her twin brother, Cas, are a pair of hyper-intelligent androids built by Mercury de Dios. Unlike her lax brother, Polly is a rule-abiding teenager with a love for list making and hard work.

“B.I.T.C.H” — Megan Thee Stallion

ALEX MILTON: Come through, daddy issues! Alex Milton is a blunt satyr who spends his free time committing petty crime. His tendency to use his powers in the mortal world often winds Alex in trouble with the Venus Villas. Despite his unpleasant nature, Alex is both humorous and intelligent… maybe that’s the reason Nate had a slight crush on him when they first met.

“Rich & Sad” — Post Malone

DAX LEE: Dax is good friends with Leo and Scorpius which, by default, makes him Nate’s friend as well. Dax Lee is a deaf merman who has the power to mind control other people whenever he sings. And while Dax may not be the smartest member of the Zodiacs, he certainly is the friendliest!

“This December” — Rick Montgomery

JEONG NA-RI: As a powerful psychic, Jeong Na-Ri is a force to be reckoned with. But after Nate accidentally frees her from a hundred-year imprisonment, Na-Ri quickly learns that the world she came back to is extremely different from the one that she left behind. Not only that but, with her immortal dad still around, Na-Ri now has a new step-mom and an older brother named Dax.

“Cartoons” — Louie Zong

CELESTIALS

**SOL JEMAL: As head of the Celestial Council, Sol plays a particularly important role in the monster world. Sol Jemal is an angel that has been around since the beginning of time so she’s pretty much seen it all by now. Her distant nature has caused an aura of mystery to form around her, but her sons Deneb and Leo reason that she’s not as omnipotent as she seems and, if anything, she’s just a bit uptight.

“YAH.” — Kendrick Lamar

MOON ATKINS: It doesn’t matter that they’re twins, Moon would like to make it perfectly clear that he is Sol’ older brother. (By five whole minutes!) While Sol is known for being the bringer of life, Moon Atkins was assigned the role of ruling over the dead. Because of this, Moon’s presence is seen as a bad omen in the monster world. However, Moon is quite the gentleman with an extreme interest in birds, particularly ravens.

“Lethargy″ — Bastille

MERCURY DE DIOS: The rest of the Council has the tendency to look over Mercury’s existence. Mercury de Dios is a gnome with a knack for inventing. He’s a genius when it comes to innovation, but has trouble when it comes to socializing with other people, so he avoids it completely by shutting himself in his workshop all day. When he’s not inventing, Mercury is either spending time with his children or trailing behind Venus and Mars around the Villas.

“Touch-Tone Telephone” — Lemon Demon

VENUS GALILEI: As both his boss and godmother, Venus spends a lot of time with Nate. Which is unfortunate for him, because while many other adults in the monster world think Nate is old enough to fight against Via’s Army, Venus adamantly believes that he is too young to get involved. Still, despite their many disagreements, the two care very deeply for each other.

“Glamorous” — Fergie

TERRA GALILEI: Nate’s not the only one with an adopted dryad sister. Terra Galilei is Venus’ younger sister who is head of human relations — meaning that she keeps in touch with the very few humans who know of the monster world. Unlike her sister, Terra is a loud party animal with a love for sports.

“Lightning” — Rico Nasty

MARS HUYGENS: Oh boy. Where to begin with Mars? Mars Huygens is a cyclops widely known in the monster world for his loudmouth and love of violence. He is one of the three Celestials who work at the Venus Villas — the other two being his spouses Venus and Mercury — much to the Regulators’ dismay. Despite his reputation, Mars gets along swimmingly with Brenda and, despite how often he teases the kid, has a bit of a soft spot for Nate as well.

“PRIDE.” — Kendrick Lamar

JUPITER SAGITTARIUS: Everyone in the monster world knows Jupiter as the elf who had a child with a human. Jupiter Sagittarius is Nate and Zoe’s music loving father who never really grew up. Jupiter supports his children in their endeavors, however he’s not quite qualified for his own responsibilities. Despite his scatter-mindedness, Jupiter puts a genuine effort into everything he does which, at the very least, is why his peers tend to like him so much.

“8TEEN” — Khalid

SATURN HAMILTON: With the exception of Mercury and Moon, no one in the Celestial Council really likes Saturn all that much. Saturn Hamilton is a workaholic satyr who is obsessed with the human world and its history. More often than not, Saturn finds himself butting heads with his eldest son, Alex, despite Saturn’s attempts to salvage their relationship as of late.

“Cemetery” — COIN

URI HERSCHEL: Uri is a man of few words… mostly because he’s a selective mute. Uri Herschel is an ice giant known for his eccentric nature — whether it be his odd choice of clothes or his peculiar love of taxidermy.

“Anklebiters” — Paramore

LEE NEPTUNE: Guess it’s time to release the kraken. Lee Neptune is a picture perfect beach dweller — a handsome surfer dude who plays the ukulele and has the ability to shapeshift into the legendary kraken. He may not be the smartest member of the Celestial Council, but he certainly is charming.

“Drunk Walk Home” — Mitski

PLUTO TOMBAUGH: While he’s technically no longer a part of the Council, Pluto will always have an honorary spot in these lists. Pluto Tombaugh is a laid-back and likeable dwarf who is obsessed with the animals that reside in the monster world — which he collects and studies in his downtime.

“Jawbreaker” — Injury Reserve ft. Rico Nasty & Pro Teens

**The surname Jemal is just a placeholder and will most likely change down the line.

#seriously tho thank you sm for being patient ur the best #also I wanted to put Beef FloMix by Flo Milli for Venus but the vibe didnt match Venus' aesthetic >:(#anonymous

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lovemesomesurveys · 5 years

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How old are you? 30. Why are you taking this survey? I don’t think I’ve taken this one before. Which school subject did you/are you failing? I always struggled with math, but somehow managed to get by. Well, except for the one math class I had to retake in college. That professor was truly a bitch, though. I don’t just say that lightly, so. Allergic to anything? Tangerines and seasonal allergies, which for me act up worse during the summer. Who are your favorite bands? I have a few. One of them will always be Linkin Park.

Which label are you? Or are you not a soup can? I’m just me. How do you mark through your word search puzzles? I like to use a highlighter or marker. I love word searches, I used to do those all the time. Have you ever sewn something? Nope. What color is your hair? It’s naturally dark brown. Do you like how you look? Anything you want to change? There’s a lot I’d like to change. Name a CD you have or one you would like to have. I don’t have or want any CDs. I listen to music on Spotify. Say something random. I want to get Luigi’s Mansion 3 for the Nintendo Switch, but it’s like 50 something bucks and I can’t drop that kind of cash right now on it cause I need to start my Christmas shopping. Have you heard of/seen the show Prison Break on FOX Network? I’m familiar with the show, but I never watched it. What did you do to that monster under your bed? Uhh I wasn’t aware there was one under there... :O What did you eat for dinner last night? Wing Stop. Name one of your pet peeves. Eating sounds. Have you ever watched an episode of Barney? I was obsessed with Barney as a kid. What is the stupidest movie you’ve ever seen? Oh boy there’s been a few, but here’s a story for ya so when I first saw Napoleon Dynamite I thought it was so stupid at first, but then I ended up really liking it? Lmao. Like it’s still stupid, don’t get me wrong, but I gained a new appreciation for it haha. Hit me with your best shot (insult). “Fire awaaaaay.” lol sorry, I like to breakout in song if you haven’t noticed by now. Anyway, I’d rather not. Plus, all I know about you is that you make surveys. When was the last time you replaced your toothbrush? A few months ago. Do you hate people who ask a lot of questions? I mean, it depends. Too many question can sometimes get annoying. Well, except for in surveys. ha. Do you have any cavities? Yes. Tell me a knock-knock joke. Nah. Can you name more than five u.s. presidents? Yeah. What’s your favorite type of candy? Reese’s and white chocolate. Lucky for me, there happens to be white chocolate Reese’s. Have you ever seen a roll of bluish-green toilet paper? I think so. What if I told you I bought a package of bluish-green toilet paper? I don’t care what kind of toilet paper you use. Finish the poem: “Roses are red, violets are blue…” I got nothin, goodbye to you. Know any magic tricks? Nope. I remember try to learn some card tricks as a kid, though. What’s your favorite radio station? I don’t listen to the radio anymore. What are you wearing right now? Pajama pants with monkeys in a hula outfit playing the ukulele and a long sleeve gray and orange shirt. Lol I’ve actually had these pajama pants since I was like 12 and they still fit around the waist, they’re just a little short length wise. I don’t know why I still have them *shrug* Have any lint in your belly button? Um, no. Can you name five ‘z’ words off the top of your head? Zebra, Zoom, Zinc, Zoo, and Zigzag. Which color looks best on you? I feel most comfortable in black. Do you collect anything? Giraffe stuffed animals and keychains. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know. What kind of milk do you drink? I don’t drink any milk by itself (blech), but I use soy or almond milk in food/drinks that use milk. Play any instruments? No. What’s your favorite kind of soda? Coke and Dr. Pepper. Favorite kind of gum? Minty kind. Do/did any of your teachers have it out for you? No. My teachers always loved me. If a rooster laid an egg on the peak of a roof which side would it roll to? Uhh. What do your pajamas look like? I already described them. Where are you right now? I’m in bed. Where where you at last tuesday at 3:00 p.m.? Here. Ever won a prize for something? Yeah. Ever been grounded? If so for what? Yes. I got caught lying about taking my medicine when I was like 12. I had been hiding the pills for months. :X Do you have a job? No. What color is the blanket on your bed? My bed is made up with a pastel colored floral quilt comforter, but I don’t use it. I sit on top of it and use my favorite fluffy, dusty rose colored throw blanket instead. What kind/color flooring do you have in your house? We have carpet in the bedrooms and tile everywhere else. Do you even want to know what’s in a hotdog? I know. You’ve just been arrested. Yes, arrested. What are the charges? I really have no idea. I don’t do anything.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

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obliteratethefrog · 5 years

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Pregnant Headcanon

-getting pregnant and your ex bf leaving you, so you have the boys(+lucy, bri, and rog) help you through your pregnancy.

A/N: I’ve seen so many people do “getting pregnant by this cast member and that) but like...what if they didn’t impregnate you and you were just their friend you were helping through a pregnancy? So here it is, enjoy!

TAGS: @darlingyourebeingabore @vuhlereea @wearethechampionsblog

@ursoself-satisfying

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-Positive.

-That’s what the little stick read, right in front of your own eyes. Positive!

-You were ecstatic! You’ve always wanted to be a mom, and now’s your chance.

-When your BF got home that night, you told him over dinner. His whole demeanor dropped right then and there.

-He broke up with you not even a minute later, saying, “I’m not ready to be a dad! I knew I should’ve used a condom the last time we had sex.”

-He packed up his bags and left right then and there.

-You were an emotional wreck after that, calling Rami to tell him the news while sobbing hysterically, asking if he could come to your house.

-Rami was out with the guys(Joe, Gwil, and Ben), but he told them the situation, and all of them decided that they were going to go and comfort you.

-When they arrived, each one of them brought you into a hug.

-Rami held you tight, Joe rubbed your shoulders as he hugged you, Gwil ran his hand through your hair while whispering sweet words, and Ben let you sit in his lap as you all sat in your living room of your apartment.

-You told them that they didn’t have to come, and that you were sorry for disturbing their night before filming, but Rami shushed you and said you were more important at the moment.

-They let you come to the filming set with them throughout your pregnancy.

-The first month was hell.

-Your breasts were super tender, you couldn’t leave the bathroom floor if you tried, you were always tired, your moods were off the wall, and so were your cravings. The boys brought you whatever you wanted when they had a chance to get away from set, but usually it was their assistant that was helping the most.

-You mostly camped out in Rami’s trailer while they were filming, and even Lucy was helping you through the more extreme portions (aka helping you take off your bra when your tits felt like they were being rubbed raw, holding your hair back as your puked, or even bringing a hot water bottle for when you got cramps.)

-5 months into production and also into your pregnancy, and the boys couldn’t help but be excited for the due date that was slowly, but surely approach.

-Even Brian and Roger were excited. Roger would always sit beside you when the boys were filming, as well as Brian. (hell they even gave you your own chair with your damn name on it!)

-Uncle Bri would bring a ukulele and play soft tunes close to your belly while humming lyrics to Queen songs (usually ‘39, Under Pressure, and Radio GaGa).

-Uncle Rog would always ask if he could warm his chilled hands on your belly, and when he did, he would feel your baby start to kick around at the familiar hands. He would smile like a kid in a candy store, reminiscing over each one of his children and how he felt when he did this in his youth.

-Rami would come over in full costume, hair, and makeup just to make sure you were comfortable. When the director would give them a 5 minute break, he’d come over and rub circles along your stomach, reassuring you of any insecurities you had throughout your pregnancy.

“Rami, I’m about the size of a whale, I can’t even see my feet!” “Don’t say that, (Y/N). You still look beautiful. Now c’mon, show me that smile.”

-Usually when he’d say this he’d start to tickle you furiously, but today he just rubbed circles along your bloated belly, causing a giant grin to span over your face.

-Joe would let you mess around with each one of the multiple hair styles he had throughout the movies, whether it be the long ass wig he had to wear or the curly perm he “hated”.

“I think you should keep your hair like this, it looks great!” “You’re just saying that because you like messing with the curls.” “You’re not wrong..”

-Gwilym would always come over to lay his head on your stomach, with you permission of course! He loved feeling your baby move around and kick at his cheek. It somehow always made him relax enough to get back into the mood to finish filming.

“(Y/N)! I felt the baby kick my cheek again! It was a good kick at that, do you think the baby would be a football(soccer) player?” “Maybe Gwil, maybe.”

-Ben wouldn’t really want to interact with the baby at the beginning, but about halfway through filming, he wouldn’t leave your side, making sure you weren’t in any pain or anything.

“Ben. BEN! I’m fine, really I am.” “I know you are, (Y/N), but I just wanna make sure. Do you want a shoulder massage?” “Actually...yes, I’d love one.”

-Being treated like a porcelain doll by the entire cast of BoRhap. Allen would always bring you a big bottle of water from the nearest convenience store or gas station he could find.

“Here you are, (Y/N), dear. Oh, and I brought you a snack” he would say, holding out your favorite bag of chips. He had noticed that usually right whenever you got to set that you would be craving these chips. “Thanks, Allen. That’s really sweet of you!”

-Aaron would always let you cuddle up to him when it was cold during the later shoots. His plush body always made your baby calm down.

“Ah, I felt the little bugger kick my stomach a bit, (Y/N).” “You’ve gotten the baby excited then. They love having you close, you’re warm and familiar.”

-9 months later and here you were, sitting in the hospital. Earlier that day, on set, you thought you were just having excruciating cramps, but oh nnnoononon, this baby was coming, and I mean NOW.

-You waddled your way over to Lucy, who immediately notices the pool of liquid that trailed behind you. She raced away to get the others, who rushed out of the makeup trailer, still in costume, before ushering you into Joe’s car.

-Thank God Joe’s from New York, and he knew his way around traffic.

-You were rushed in a wheelchair by a group of nurses, who immediately took you into a room that you had reserved earlier that month.(upon Rami’s request of course. He knew you wouldn’t want to be rushed off to the hospital with no room to stay in)

-Labor was a bitch. The nurse gave you your epidural shot about 3 hours before you were meant to begin pushing, but this baby was being really stubborn.

-Joe was kind enough to bring you a cup of water when you had just finished a really bad contraction.

-When the actually pushing came, they only allowed one person in the room, which obviously was Rami.

-He didn’t even complain when you gripped his hand with as much strength as an anaconda (me:*plays the nicki minaj song* lol sorry)

-30 minutes into pushing and you were greeted by the cries of your baby.

-IT’S A BOY!!

-Rami stared at the newborn that was resting on your chest after he was cleaned and taken care of.

“So, what’re you gonna name him?” “I think I’m gonna name him...Micah Fletcher (L/N).”

-Uncle Gwil, Joe, and Ben couldn’t keep their greedy little hands off of baby Micah.

-Uncle Bri and Uncle Roger swung by later, and they already had little toys and clothes for when you could take him home.

-You remember posting a video of all the boys holding Micah.

-Gwil was sitting at the edge of the bed, letting the baby boy grip onto his finger.

“He’s got such a strong grip, (Y/N). That’s good.”

-Joe couldn’t help but copy Micah’s actions. If he yawned with his tongue sticking out then joe would follow, smiling wide when Micah smiled back at him.

“Ah, he’s about to do it again...ahhhhhhhh hahah hey there..oh (Y/N) he’s got your nose and eyes!”

-Ben would let the sleepy Micah cuddled up to his buff chest(me:dem titties...oops sorry tumblr). Micah would rest his head on the middle of his chest while looking around the room with curious (e/c) eyes.

“You better try not to feed off me, I’m not your mum..” “BEN! HAHA”

-Rami was obviously given the honor of being his godfather, and he couldn’t have been happier. He already loved Micah like he was his own son.

“I’m fine, (Y/N). No, I am not crying..okay I am a little bit..but I mean you just made me his godfather and that makes me so happy..” “C’mere Rami, give me a hug.”

-Brian sits in the rocking chair in the room to get Micah to sleep when you were recovering. He could let Micah play with a few strands of his gray curls.

“No, No Micah, that doesn’t go in your mouth...awe now don’t give me that look. I said no; I don’t want (Y/N) griping about how you’re obsessed with putting hair in your mouth when you’re older.”

-Roger would fall asleep with Micah in his secure grip. He would be snoring away until Micah wakes up and takes a whole handful of his beard and tugs.

“Oi, squirt! Don’t tug on that, I’m already losing hair on me head!”

-THE CAST CAN’T STOP SPOILING YOU AND MICAH. Whether it be a pair of house slippers you’ve been eyeing or some new blanket for Micah.

-We all know Brian’s gonna be the one to decorate his nursery like a damn planetarium and you love it.

#bohemian rhapsody x reader #headcanon #okay this made me tear up a lot #joe mazzello #rami malek #ben hardy #gwilym lee #brian may #roger taylor #this snatched my wig and took all my uwus

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weirdlizard26 · 5 years

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For the ask meme? All of them.

jay,,,

give me a sec to edit this post ok

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

wine glasses are like reading glasses except you wear them while drinking wine

i’d say water bottles but only the ones that can handle heat and stuff and not poison your drink with plastic or whatever

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

i havent had a lollipop in a good while so thats my choice

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

havent tried either but boy i’d love to try just a little bit of cotton candy at leastonce

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

bro,,,,,, that was like 10 years ago, how am i supposed to remember that,,,,,,,

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

i usually drink soda from plastic cups but honestly? nothing beats the experience of sipping that sweet sweet ambrosia from the bottle,,, but also i’d love to try soda in a can some day!

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

idk what half of these would look like but sportswear always wins in my book

7. earbuds or headphones?

ok i actually googled whats the difference and im more of an earbuds person! theyrejust safer i think and it makes me kinda anxious when im home listening tomusic and cant hear anything going on around me

8. movies or tv shows?

tv shows! well, unless the episodes are like 40 minutes or a full hour because its hard to focus for that long kfjsndkfs

9. favorite smell in the summer?

pavement after rain and also. grass.

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

haha thats a funny joke you made there *starts crying*

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

just a couple of meat+cheese+mayo sandwiches! if its summer mom cuts tomatoes or cucumbers for us and as they start getting more and more expensive we replace them with pickles!

12. name of your favorite playlist?

sorry i couldnt choose!

13. lanyard or key ring?

key ring!

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

aaaa i love fruit flavored ones!

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

aaaaaaaa i dont remember if it was elementary or middle school but we were assigned this really cool ukrainian book that ive actually read before they assigned it. well, nobody here will recognize it but it was Тореадори з Васюківки by Всеволод Нестайко and it was about 2 boys who were best friends growing up in the countryside and they went on adventures and had fun and their friendship made me so happy,,, i guess i was all for cool friendship portrayal even back then! it was mostly laughs and jokes but some moments were actually serious and hit me really hard and i remember them to this day actually

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

its a myth, sitting was created as a personal attack on me

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

my trusty old sneakers!! theyre all black and the sole is very soft and nice

18. ideal weather?

when the sun is out and its just warm enough to show off your new graphic tee and also very soft and nice

19. sleeping position?

i just lie on my left side like a fool

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

notebook!

21. obsession from childhood?

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!! AND DANNY PHANTOM!!!! i even made a ghost fighting costume once,,,, tho it wasnt much of a costume, it was just fingerless gloves i cut out of paper. they were extremely uncomfortable. but very effective in fighting ghosts!

22. role model?

kfjsdnfk i have a bunch! might sound weird but one of them is bdg i think??? and the other 2 are some online acquaintances whom im too afraid to interact with more often than i do

23. strange habits?

repeating silly lines i hear on tv / in anime/cartoons? and also i never touch food with my right hand unless its plums?? and there are more but. you know. bad memory.

24. favorite crystal?

all of them!!!!!

25. first song you remember hearing?

my grandma used to sing this to me over the phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUPnqqPXQsw

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

go for a walk!

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

slep

28. five songs to describe you?

we are the people by empire of the sun

home by cavetown

strawberry blonde by mitski

smile like you mean it by the killers

afterlife by arcade fire

29. best way to bond with you?

wash your hands very thoroughly and make jokes

30. places that you find sacred?

i see nature i go crazy from how much respect i have for it

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass andtake names?

*wearing hinata cosplay* im here to play volleyball and kick your ass and as you can see ive already played today’s match

32. top five favorite vines?

road work ahead

a avocado!! thanks!!!!!

REBECCA THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

i fell can you help me :(

that vine where ukulele sounds like human voices and people sounds like ukuleles

33. most used phrase in your phone?

idk how to check that??? sowwy

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

the stomach meds ad they keep showing on tv

35. average time you fall asleep?

3am? 4am? idk for sure

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

t-trollface…

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

havent used either (cause ive never traveled anywhere too far away) but the latter looks pretty and i feel like it would fit more stuff

38. lemonade or tea?

depends on my mood!

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

dont kick me but im not sure if ive ever tried either ;w;

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

the school’s cat who hates most people actually kinda warmed up to me even tho im terrible with animals

41. last person you texted?

jay uwu

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

afabs cant have both huh

but i want both. please give me both.

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

all of these sound nice but my lazy ass will always go for hoodies

44. favorite scent for soap?

aaaaaaaa im allergic to a lot of soaps but i like flower scented ones

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

i love all of them dearly but lately ive been more into superheroes i think. im not sure really sure what exactly i feel

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

something really really long

47. favorite type of cheese?

there are different types????

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

i hope im a pear

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

become a good person. thats all.

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

i dont remember what it was but i remember i was with my friends and we couldnt stop laughing for several minutes and ive never felt happier

51. current stresses?

UNIVERSITY FUCK OFF!!!

52. favorite font?

i like comic sans

53. what is the current state of your hands?

they arent doing so hot tbh, my dermatitis is back again

54. what did you learn from your first job?

i dont have one!

55. favorite fairy tale?

gonna be honest chief, i dont remember too many of them ;w;

56. favorite tradition?

on new year’s we turn the lights off, light up a candle in the kitchen, laugh at president’s speech and only then starts eating

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

getting over a lost friendship, passing high school finals and uni entrance exams and coming out to my best friend

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

singing!! being able to learn how to do most things pretty quickly!!! and i cant think of anything else but honestly these two are quite enough for me

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

uh oh! guess what! i dont have a catchphrase and im very self-conscious about it!

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

im torn between sports anime and slice of life

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

because humans dont have wings we look for other ways to fly

from haikyuu

obviously

62. seven characters you relate to?

tsukishima kei from haikyuu

mae borowski from nitw

apollo justice from ace attorney

flame princess from adventure time

donatello from tmnt

sokka from atla

kageyama shigeo from mob psycho 100

63. five songs that would play in your club?

mr brightside, bohemian rhapsody, smile like you mean it by the killers and allof haikyuu ops and eds

64. favorite website from your childhood?

if social media counts, vkontakte i guess?? i didnt really go anywhere else and it still exists and i thriving so im not sure if it should count fkjsndkjf

65. any permanent scars?

yeah, the one from my very first vaccination from when i was a few months old i think and also some traces of when i had chickenpox

66. favorite flower(s)?

idk a lot of flower names but i really like tulips

67. good luck charms?

dont have any at the moment but i’d love to get one!

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

whatever fish mom used to buy when we were kids >:(

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

bro my memory isnt good enough to remember those,,

70. left or right handed?

im a righty but i had to become a lefty for like a month when i broke my pinkie

71. least favorite pattern?

i like traditional ukrainian ornaments

72. worst subject?

history :P

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

ice cream + fries

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

idk how pain levels work but i try not to take meds unless the pain is interfering with studying

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

idk but i had a box full of my teeth for so long they turned to dust and i had to throw it away

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

RHNGRHGNRHGRNH EVERYTHING except for freshly made mashed potatoes

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

if its green it can stay

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

have never had either of those and i hope i never will cause they sound gross!

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

i dont have a license, so.

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

kfjsndfks depends on the mood tbh!

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

fireflies!

82. pc or console?

i WISH i had a console but this is too broke for that,, i played a couple of times tho and it feels more fun than pc!

83. writing or drawing?

please dont make me choose, ive abandoned both and its making me feel bad

84. podcasts or talk radio?

podcasts :O

84. barbie or polly pocket?

idk what polly pocket is but barbie rules!!!

85. fairy tales or mythology?

i feel like sometimes fairy tales are kinda like watered down myths so i have a right to say i like both

86. cookies or cupcakes?

my heart goes to cookies

87. your greatest fear?

finding out im faking any part of my identity

88. your greatest wish?

get through whatever’s going on right now

89. who would you put before everyone else?

mom

90. luckiest mistake?

when i recorded an undertale medley and got a few notes wrong but it actually ended up sounding better than originally

91. boxes or bags?

boxes!

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

fairy lights……

93. nicknames?

never really had many? my bff calls me mr smith sometimes but thats all i can think of fkjsdnfs but also! steve used to be my nickname before i decided my life my own and i get to choose my name

94. favorite season?

spring ;w;

95. favorite app on your phone?

sudoku

96. desktop background?

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

my own and my mom’s

98. favorite historical era?

eh im not very fond of the past because not every time period had soap

#wl26 #wl26 answers #flamingerrs #jay just so you know i love you a whole lot #i really did that huh #long post

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mind-body-and-spirit · 6 years

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I’m bored ignore me

Describe your current mood/feelings

I feel awful. I’m so unhappy in my current situation and I got a glimpse of what it’s like to be outside of it and I can’t wait to make that happen.

Which is your favourite country that you’ve been to?

Ireland probably.

What are the first things you notice when you look at/meet someone?

Smile and usually eyes but I haven't been great at that lately.

Have you ever been in love/are you in love currently?

I have been in love, I’m not currently.

Are you currently in a relationship?

I am not.

Would you ever date someone online?

I’d date someone that I met online but not someone I couldn't be with in person.

Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?

Yes.

Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

Night is more my thing.

What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Left.

Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

LOL no.

Would you choose love or money?

Right now, money probably except for one person that I would choose over that.

When did you lose your virginity?

When I was 18.

Do you prefer men or women?

Men usually but gender really doesn't matter to me. I’m attracted to personalities.

Do you have a sex playlist?

No but I’ve heard someone else’s and I am totally into it.

When was the last time you had sex?

Saturday 🙊

Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?

Yes.

Where is the most romantic place you would want to have sex?

When I picture romantic sex it’s usually in a bed, sooooo.

Where is the weirdest place you would want to have sex?

Balcony.

What would you do if you were ever caught having sex?

Depends who caught us.

Would you ever go to a bar just to get sex?

I’d go to a bar to flirt.

Has anyone ever tried to pick you up in a bar?

Yes.

Would you have sex in a movie theater?

YES that’s so risky I dig it.

Would you have sex outside?

I would as long as its not dirty.

Would you have sex in a bathroom?

Probably.

Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

There’s pics of me out there.

Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

Not physically said it but I have thought of someone else and almost said it.

Would you ever use ‘toys’ in bed?

I would.

What would you do if your partner suggest a threesome?

I’m down.

How many people have you slept with?

(1/2) If your lover/crush were in your bed right now, what would you do?

Sex probably.

(2/2) Then?

CUDDLE he’s great at that and probably talk a lot.

What are your favorite bands?

Set it off, Beartooth, Grayscale, As it Is, Mayday Parade.

What are your favorite singers?

Barret Wilbert Weed, Taylor Louderman, Carrie Hope Fletcher, I’m obsessed with the Broadway stars right now.

What are your favorite albums?

I’m LOVING the Mean Girls Cast Recording right now, also Dear Evan Hansen and Heathers. Only Human by Calum Scott is pretty good, and The Greatest Showman.

What are your favorite songs?

Would You Be So Kind - dodie

Someone Gets Hurt, Revenge Party, World Burn, I’d Rather Be Me, and Apex Predator all from Mean Girls

Requiem, Waving Through a Window,and You Will Be Found all from DEH

And I’m gonna stop now because this list could go on forever.

What is the best concert you’ve ever been to?

Oh gosh. Can I cheat and say Warped?

How did you first find out about your favorite band/singer?

Okay top two: I found SIO by accident at the mall in Hot Topic in 2009. Loved them ever since. And I found Barrett through Heathers.

If someone asks you what music they should check out, what are your go-to recommendations?

Usually SIO unless were talking about musicals.

What was your first concert? if you haven’t been to one, what do you want your first concert to be?

Omg Hilary Duff when I was like 8 probably.

How do live performances, whether they’re from your friends or professionals, tend to make you feel?

SO HAPPY

Singing in the shower or singing in the car?

Both but I sing in the car more. I only sing in the shower when I’m home alone, but I love that more cause acoustics and the steam is good for the voice.

If you could pick one instrument to learn how to play, what would it be?

Trumpet!

What is your singing voice like? what singers do you remind yourself of?

I’m a mezzo/alto. I try my hardest to be like Barrett tbh.

Have you ever been involved in any music programs? which ones and for how long?

Uh yeah like all through high school and college.

Which instruments do you know how to play? what’s your skill level?

Flute/picc - advanced but I’m probably a bit rusty since I haven’t practiced in a while.

Piano, guitar, and ukulele - self taught/beginner

How do you feel about video game soundtracks?

I like them if they’re super dark/edgy cause it’s fun to dance to.

What soundtracks do you enjoy listening to the most?

Mean Girls, Heathers, DEH, Man of La Mancha, basically any musical.

How do you feel about musicals?

You’ve probably figured this out already but I live for them.

What are some songs whose lyrics you relate to?

Would You Be So Kind - dodie

Are You There? - Bare (taken out of context, of course)

parts of Beautiful - Heathers

Breathe In Breathe Out - Tich

I’d Rather Be Me - Mean Girls

Someday - Zombies (taken out of context)

Do you prefer songs that have good melodies or songs that have good lyrics?

BOTH. I usually really like songs that feel good to sing (good melodies) but I will download and listen to a song just for the lyrics.

Look at your country’s song charts, listen to the first unfamiliar song you can find, and share your opinion on it.

Billboard Top 100 said Psycho - Post Malone. And I hated it.

Any cover versions that you think are better than the original?

Chandelier - PVRIS from Punk Goes Pop

Uptown Funk - Against The Current & SIO

How often do you listen to music?

Literally every day.

How do you feel about classical music?

I love it.

Would you ever want to have a career in music?

I think it would be fun but like realistically probably not.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how important is music to you?

16.5 I couldn’t live without it.

How do you feel about rap music?

Not a fan.

How has music affected you as a person?

It’s been my life since like 6th grade so it pretty much made me who I am.

What songs do you listen to when you’re sad?

I just listen to Mean Girls all the time

But sometimes Bare bc sad

What songs do you listen to when you’re in a great mood?

Still Mean Girls.

What songs do you listen to when you’re getting ready for sports/to work out?

Anything from Mean Girls (do you see a trend here?)

What is your favorite movie?

The Kissing Booth was good, The Greatest Showman, I mostly listen to music.

What are you currently watching on Netflix/Hulu?

Skins UK (for the second time)

What shows have you finished?

13 Reasons Why, Grey’s, The Fosters, Misfits, Skins UK, Dance Academy, Degrassi, Backstage

Do you binge watch shows on Netflix or Hulu?

Netflix if I can find a good one. Hulu is for episodes that I missed when they aired.

What colour palette are you most drawn to?

Cool tones. Blues, purples, silver, but also rose gold.

What other country would you move to if you could?

Ireland or England

Which accent do you find most attractive?

IRISH

Would you rather be able to shapeshift or teleport?

Teleporting would solve a lot of my problems.

Would you do a destination wedding? where at?

Does Disney World count?

Dream honeymoon?

....Disney World.

Which celebrity’s voice do you wish you had?

BARRETT

Would you rather live on a beach, mountaintop, on a farm, in the city, or in the forest?

The middle of a big city.

Do you still want to be what you dreamed of as a kid?

No I wanted to be a marine biologist and work at Sea World.

Would you rather live in a functional tree house, a rustic but renovated barn, and old stone cottage, a tiny house, an antique victorian character home, or an artistic cob home?

Antique victorian character home with an updated interior that's modern but still preserves the charm.

What do you want your life to look like in 1 year?

Living in a big city (preferably Baltimore or DC) and having a real job.

4 favourite youtubers?

I've really been into Shane Dawson and the squad lately. Also Soph (Sophdoesnails), Shelby’s DCP vlogs, and Sophie Lousie

What would your absolute dream partner look like?

Goofy smile, bright eyes (not necessarily in color, but like they light up when they’re excited and have life to them), taller than me, got meat on his bones

What would your absolute dream partner be like?

Sweet, an absolute nerd, adorable, knows how to charm the heck out of me, ambitious (I’m describing someone if you haven't caught on yet)

7 names that you really love?

James, Amelia, Sophie, Noah, Riley, Madison/Maddie, Samuel

Do you like your name? what would you change it to if you could?

No I hate it, I’d change it to Elizabeth which is my middle name.

What is your biggest but most impossible-seeming dream in life?

Living in the middle of NYC

Do you collect anything? why’d you start?

Tsum Tsums because they’re cute af and I can’t resist, and I really want to start collecting pins.

When you’re hanging out in your room, do you usually sit on the bed, a chair, the floor, or somewhere else?

Bed.

How many pillows are on your bed?

6 because I bought all of the pillows for the apartment aside from the two he brought and I took them when I left.

Do you share a room with anybody? Have you ever (as in long term, not a sleep over)?

I don’t currently, but I shared with Lexi when were little, I had roommates for 3/4 years of college, and I shared with Nick in our apartment until the end.

Are there any posters or artwork on your walls? What are they?

I have an SIO poster, a One Direction poster, posters of the 5SOS boys, and a Callahan family crest from Ireland. (I really need to redecorate).

Where do you keep your clothes?

Dresser and closet (and the laundry basket of unfolded clothes that never seems to get emptied)

What color are your walls?

Purple.

Is your mattress on a frame or the floor?

On a frame.

What position do you sleep in?

On my side usually but I can sleep in all positions really.

What’s your favorite part of your room?

My bed.

What’s your least favorite part of your room?

It’s a god damn mess right now and that it heats up with the morning sun so it’s always hot.

How many hours a day on average do you spend in your room?

LOL way too many.

Have you ever been told that you spend too much time in your room/never go outside/live in your room/etc?

Yeah all the time.

Is there a desk in your room? Do you actually use it for homework?

There is and no I literally don’t but I should.

Is there a tv in your room?

Yes there’s a TV in my room.

If your bedroom could look any way you want, forgetting cost and practicality, what would it look like?

Clean and Tumblr-y

Do you put stuff under your bed?

I don’t try to but stuff ends up under there.

If you play an instrument, do you practice in your room or somewhere else?

When I was in college I rarely practiced in my room. If I do practice now (rarely) I do it in the living room.

Do you charge your phone next to your bed?

On my bed.

How many windows are in your room?

Just 1.

Do you have a private/connected bathroom?

No I wish.

Do you keep makeup, jewelry, lotion, perfume/cologne, and hair stuff in your room or the bathroom?

It’s in my room. I keep it all in the Alex 5 drawers from IKEA.

What is your dream job?

HR but I’ve also been super interested in marketing lately? Also interior design or wedding planner.

What’s your favorite sport to watch on TV?

Baseball but also hockey? I’ve never been a hockey fan until I started watching the Preds in the playoffs this year and I’m totally into it now.

Who is your favorite athlete?

Nick Castellanos 😍

Have you ever been in love?

I have.

Do you currently love someone?

It’s unrequited and complicated so I just say no usually.

Do you want a relationship?

Not right now. In the future, yes.

How long was your longest relationship?

Over 2 years.

How long does it take for you to know you love someone?

Not long.

Is it special to you if your s/o meets your parents?

Depends on the situation. Like for my exes it wasn’t but if I started dating someone in Tennessee it would be different cause my parents live 500+ miles away.

Do you watch Game of Thrones?

I’ve watched parts of it.

Have you ever been to Michigan?

Lived here for most of the 22 years I’ve been alive.

Have you ever went on a road trip with a boyfriend?

Nick and I drove back to Michigan once but we were mad at each other the whole time so there's that.

Do you support abortion?

I have no say over what someone else does with their body.

Are you an extrovert or an introvert?

Introvert hardore.

Glitter or feathers?

GLITTER

Daisies or buttercups?

Daisies

Have you ever self harmed?

Yes.

Are you more rational or emotional?

Emotional lmao.

What’s something you love to do but feel guilty about after/during?

Inevitably someone makes me feel bad every time I have sex with someone I’m not dating.

Have you ever had sex with someone you weren’t dating (but had feelings for) in the hopes that they would ask you out later?

Lol, not for that reason, although I would love it if he did ask me out.

Do you ever turn your phone off because you don’t want to talk?

The only time I ever did that was after Ashlyn died because I was mad at Nick because he wouldn’t stop playing video games with his friends to come over.

Have you ever been to a gay pride parade?

Not a parade but I went to the pride festival in DC this past weekend.

Would you take your dream job if it were out of the country?

More than likely. I’m in a position where I could right now.

What is your zodiac sign?

Libra

What do you like to do when you’re home alone?

Sing very loudly.

Should the guy always pay for the date?

No. I’m hella independent and most of the time I hate when other people pay for shit.

What kind of music calms you down?

Most music calms me down.

Who did you last go to a park with?

I went walking on a path/river thing with sunshine this past weekend. It’s not really a park but like idk?

Have you ever been robbed?

My iPod got stolen when I was like 12.

When was the last time you were on an airplane?

Last week.

Are you currently crushing on someone?

Yeah.

Do you think your crush likes you back?

I actually don’t know how he feels? I know he liked me at one time and then a thing happened and we accepted that we couldn’t actually be together but then we were together and it felt really right and I don’t know how he feels now.

Is anyone currently crushing on you?

Other than him probably not.

Have you ever been in a long term relationship?

Yes two.

Have you ever been asked out?

Yes.

Have you ever asked someone out?

I've pushed someone to ask me out but that’s the closest.

Have you ever kissed your crush?

Yes.

Has your crush ever kissed you?

Yes.

Are you more of a flirt or a hopeless romantic?

Both

Do you have a crush on the person you last kissed?

Yes.

Have you ever confessed your feelings knowing they were unrequited?

Lol story of my life.

If the person you like/love was with you right now, what would you say/do?

Um we would probably be cuddling and talking or kissing honestly.

Have you ever broken up with someone?

Yes.

Have you ever been broken up with?

Not officially. Only for a break and then he begged for me to take him back.

Do you like cuddling?

I LOVE IT

Have you ever had romantic feelings for a best friend?

That’s usually how it works for me.

Tell me about your crush:

Hair color?

Brown

Eye color?

Brown or green(? I’m pretty sure they’re brown and I suck I know)

Age?

We’re the same age but he will not tell me his birthday so

Build?

He’s a little bit taller than me, he’s not scrawny but he’s not big either, like the perfect dad bod.

Clothing style?

He barely has any clothes. He wears like jeans and t shirts and shorts he can find on sale basically.

Stereotype?

He's a TOTAL nerd and I’m so into it.

Hobbies?

Computer stuff. He likes techy stuff and board games.

Are they your type?

I don’t really have a type. He's got a killer personality and he’s SO sweet and charming and that’s what gets me.

When did you started liking them?

Like January I think?

Do you talk to him/her everyday?

Not everyday.

Do you talk about them to your friends?

Yes Colby lets me talk about him all the time.

Do you like hearing their voice?

Yeah, it’s nice.

Do you like receiving text messages from them?

Um, yeah? That seems like a weird question.

Do you like their laugh/giggles?

His laugh is adorable.

When you see them, are you shy?

NO he makes me feel so comfortable. I’ve never felt so comfortable around someone I wasn’t dating.

One day will you be with him/her?

Honestly, probably not but maybe?

Do you get jealous when he/she talks to the opposite sex?

No. This is weird, but we actually encourage each other to get out there and be with other people since we really can’t have each other and we’ve accepted that.

Will you wait for him/her, to be yours?

I honestly don't want anything right now, so I’m willing to wait for now. Once I’m settled and know what I want in life I’ll move on if were still not together.

Are they more shy or outgoing?

He's outgoing

Y'all have the same group of friends?

Does your crush smell nice?

I mean, yeah. He doesn’t wear cologne or body spray or anything but his normal human smell was nice?

Does your crush have a nice smile?

That goofy smile tho (yes).

Are they kind to you?

Yes he is SO sweet it hurts.

Are y'all considered friends or acquaintances?

We’re friends.

When’s the last time you saw them?

Saturday.

Do you have their phone number?

Yeah but we usually talk through snapchat.

Is your crush talkative or more of a listener?

He's a talker but he’s a good listener too.

Can they speak more than one language?

90% sure he can speak at least some German.

Where did y'all meet?

Work.

Do they live close to you?

No. He's literally over 500 miles away.

Have you ever been to their house? How about their bedroom?

Yes and yes.

Do you even vaguely believe your crush is interested in you?

I answered this earlier. It’s complicated.

If given the chance, would you have sex with them?

Yes.

Have you ever hugged or kissed your crush?

Yes.

Ever seen em naked? Do you wanna?

I have, and I wouldn’t say no to doing it again.

Does your crush have long hair?

No it’s super short.

Do you think you’ll lose contact with your crush within 5 years?

I hope not but maybe.

Is your crush more naughty or good/innocent?

He can be both.

Is your crush gay/straight/bisexual/transgender?

When I asked him he said “bi-ish” so

Is your crush a freak? Sexually speaking…

I’d call it adventurous and experienced.

Is your crush a virgin?

No.

Do they have any pets?

No.

Do they have a job? If so, where do they work?

Yes he has a job at a company which I’m not going to name.

Do you know if they have an STD or not?

If he does he hasn’t told me, and it’s kind of common courtesy to tell someone you have an STD if you sleep with them sooooo

What kind of music are they into?

Um, rock probably? He also likes musicals so there’s that.

Their fave color? If you don’t know just guess

His favorite color is blue (even though he’s blue/green colorblind).

How long have you known em?

Less than a year.

Their fave type of food? Guess if you don’t know

I don’t know but probably like burgers cause he tried to take me to a bar for food.

When will you see your crush again?

Quite possibly never which is literally awful to think about. Hopefully sometime in the future.

Is your crush extremely confident?

He’s pretty confident.

What’s ultimately stopping you from making them yours?

Distance.

#mine

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delightfully-frazzled · 7 years

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This is How Head Canons Die, Pt. 2: Rosa McClain

I posted this beautiful head canon a few days ago I’d had about Lance’s hotheaded little sister (which is sadly dead, thanks to sdcc2017). I was asked to expand on it more (hey thanks @cyan-not-blue) and couldn’t say no because I love this girl. I don’t really have a fic (yet? who knows), but here’s some stuff I’ve fleshed out about her!

Her name is Rosa. Lance calls her Rosebud (or yema in Spanish). She calls him Lancelot (or caballero (knight) in Spanish). Lance loves her so much.

If Lance is the ocean then she’s a hurricane.

She’s shorter than Lance (somewhere between Keith and Pidge) and curvy. Same skin tone as Lance, same deep blue eyes, softer facial features. Slightly darker hair, pretty long, always messy.

She’s about 18 months younger than Lance. They’re the middle children in the family and were sometimes overlooked, but that was okay because they had each other.

Has a huge heart but is also feisty as hell– especially if you trash talk her family. Lance was constantly trying to calm her down and talk her out of fights (*cough* like a certain red paladin I could mention *cough*)

Was afraid of storms when she was little.

She used to crawl into Lance’s bed whenever there was a storm at night and he would sing to her.

“La Vie en Rosa” was her favorite (for obvious reasons). He sang it to her whenever she was sad. She’s the reason Lance learned to play the ukulele.

Took up kickboxing (at Lance’s suggestion) when she was 12 to channel her aggression. She can drop-kick literally anybody and 100% will fight you. And kick your ass.

The definition of “ride or die.”

Seriously don’t get on her bad side.

But she’d also literally do anything for her friends.

Swears solely in Spanish (and often).

A master at racing video games, and isn’t afraid to use her elbow for defensive maneuvers.

Strictly a Mac user.

Probably a Gryffindor. (Maaaaaybe Slytherin)

Loves indie movies. Watches Guillermo del Toro’s works religiously.

Hates tourists. Regularly gives them incorrect directions or pretends she doesn’t speak English. Also hangs out in cheesy tourist shops and talks up the value of crappy trinkets. The store owners give her free candy bars or drinks all the time.

Went through a hardcore emo stage for about a year. Her eyeliner game would have rivaled Space Dad Shiro’s. Still regularly wears her black combat boots.

Secretly obsessed with the current boy band craze but will kill anyone who finds out.

Pansexual but has never been in a serious, committed relationship.

Is the only person Lance trusts to cut his hair.

Thinks human babies are kind of gross but would literally die for any smol, fluffy animal she sees.

Wants a big house when she’s older so she can adopt all the animals.

Probably would have died from cuteness overload if she’d met Pidge’s Ghibli fluffball friends in s2e1.

Gets really hyper from too much caffeine.

Reaction to Lance’s disappearance and how she ends up in space under the cut, yo. Currently working on The Reunion™ for later.

Grew up tinkering in their tio’s auto shop. She loves all things cars.

She was going to a well-renowned trade school to become a mechanic while Lance was at the Garrison.

She and Lance used to Skype (or the equivalent) at least once a week while they were away at school. Most of it was gossiping about their classmates and professors in Spanish.

Lance always asked her if she was keeping up with her skincare. She always said of course she was. (She wasn’t.)

Lance wouldn’t shut up about his rivalry with this moody mullet kid? Rosa wasn’t sure who he was, but she was pretty sure she’d enjoy punching him in the face.

She liked talking shop with Hunk for a while if he was in the room. Hunk loved hearing more about Lance as a kid (much to Lance’s embarrassment). He thinks Rosa and Lance’s nicknames for each other are literally the best thing to happen to the world.

After Lance’s disappearance, the Garrison offered little to no information about what happened to him and his two other classmates. The official story was that the three of them died in a freak accident during a training exercise. Any request for more information was strictly “classified.”

Rosa used to love the stars– especially Lance’s stories about them. Now she blames them for taking her brother from her.

Rosa didn’t believe the Garrison’s flimsy story and decided to take matters into her own hands. She dropped out of her trade school and joined the Garrison as a mechanic instead. She pulled a Pidge and snooped around for information on Lance and the others as often as she could.

After some less-than-legal information-gathering, Rosa found the surveillance footage of the night Shiro crash-landed– and saw the paladins racing away of Keith’s sand speeder thing.

Using the Garrison’s government version of Google Maps (and sheer stubbornness), Rosa found Keith’s shack in the desert. Studying the maps and notes eventually led her to the cave where the others found Blue.

The cave drawings illuminated at her touch and she fell into Blue’s chamber like the others had. However, instead of finding a cool giant sentient Lion robot ship, she stumbled across a platoon of Galra soldiers who had been send to find out what they could about the Lions and paladins. They didn’t find much but were more than okay with taking a feisty little captive on board instead.

Rosa was kept in a Galra prison for several weeks until she and the other prisoners were liberated by Rebel fighters.

She immediately joins the Rebel cause and spends every second she can tinkering with the alien ships.

She “upgrades” their rides whenever she can. One ship has a flamethrower on the front, one can emit a nonlethal knockout gas, one can function as a flash bomb, and every ship she rides on suddenly has a souped up sound system.

She volunteers for any mission that takes her to a Galra prison, hoping desperately to find Lance in a cell or learn his whereabouts from other prisoners.

She obviously knows about Voltron. However, the paladins as described by other alien races are usually some fantastical, super menacing unknown race from a hellish planet millions of light years away. Every account is a little different. She doesn’t care much.

Like I said, I’m working on The Reunion™ and hopefully will post that tomorrow. Lmk other specifics you want to know!

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hoshyeoms · 7 years

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THERE'S SO MANY INTERESTING ONES 😩 1 4 13 18 20 31 40 43 47 49 54 69 83 94 96

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors closed or open?

okayokayokay so almost a year ago I moved up to where I am now, and my first room in the first house we were in (literally lived there my whole life) my closet was a metal pipe connected to the ceiling that I just hung jackets on. THEN last christmas we moved cause our neighbors weren’t nice people and kept upsetting my grandparents, so they had a special room built for me downstairs, but funny thing is I don’t have a closet. I just keep everything in a dresser thing and on my couch. 😅😂😂

4. Last song you listened to ?

Fade Away (JB’s solo) from Verse #2! it’s definitely one of my favorite’s from the album!

13. Do you sing in the shower?

😂😂 I do, I got a bluetooth speaker that I always connect to my ipod and just jam out. I don’t have a heater in my room so sometimes when I get cold I sit on my bathroom floor with the heater on, and I get bored so I end up like full out performing pieces from musicals (mostly shrek cause i miss my theatre program from school)

18. Do you collect anything?

I do! I have a strong collection of Funko Pop figures! I have about 14 now, once I get a shelf and more space I’ll probably get some more. I also have a binder of photocards/post cards/stickers too! Idk how many I have though (cause it’s 2am and I’m too lazy to pull it out my drawer)

20. Do you dance in the car?

Oddly enough, if I’m not driving, no. I have a really bad habit of getting deep in thought when I’m not driving. But if I am, hooo boiii it’s a party. My windows are always down, radio turned up and I’m just jamming! When I first got into kpop and still worked at the makeup store, I was listening to War of Hormone and these girls in the car next to me literally died of laughter cause I was just getting so lit! I always record myself dancing in my car in parking lots on snapchat too, it’s wild!

31. Dogs or Cats?

Can I say both?? 😂😂 I work with dogs and can’t help but love them! But I’ve always wanted a cat cause I used to babysit navy families kids while the husbands were deployed and the wives wanted to go out together. For some reason, they all owned cats and I would always wake up in the middle of the night with the cats asleep laying on my chest or cuddled into my sides! My dad promised me once we move into our own house he’ll let me adopt a cat from work ! 😍😍

40. Do you have any obsessions now?

ofc kpop and my got7 bbys, but other than that not really??? i’m really into game of thrones (except i still haven’t seen this season oops) but i wouldn’t call that obsessed. i’m obsessed with sleep and food lol

43. Do you have strange dreams?

I’m one of those weirdos that doesn’t dream. Idk why, but I just don’t. On the rare occasion I do, it’s probably about my friends or smthn.

47. If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want the performer to be?

I’d love to say GOT7, but I’m scared to go to a show with a huge crowd. I don’t do them often and when I do I always end up getting hurt. The last one I did was warped tour and it was a lot of fun, but I had so many crowdsurfers dropped on me cause people weren’t supporting them like they should, and I was slammed into the barricade so hard during beartooth that I messed up some muscles in my left hand. So I gotta go with seeing Felly again, or definitely like Glass Animals!

49. Are you a heavy sleeper?

It depends where I am. At my mom’s no, but that’s because we had a lot of family issues causing me to not sleep at all. Here at dad’s, yes. My sister told me she climbed in my bed the other night and slept next to me for 2 hours cause she got scared, and I had no idea until she told me the next day. Like I could have lived my whole life never knowing at all. 😂😂

54. Put your music on shuffle, what’s the first song that came up?

4U - blackbear (oooh, great song)

69. (lol) If You Were Far From Home And Needed To Sleep For The Night, Would You Choose To Rent A Crappy Motel Room For $60 Or Sleep In Your Car For Free?

okay i was supposed to go camping at my friend’s house last week and planned on sleeping in my car for the pure fact i was too lazy to pitch a tent, but i didn’t end up going. but it just depended where i was. if i felt more on the unsafe side, i would take the motel for the sake of locked doors that no one can see behind??? but if i felt safe, you bet ur ass i’m sleeping in the trunk of my car since i drive a mini van lol

83. Do you sleep with your bedroom door open, or closed?

I close AND lock it! I was home alone one night and started hearing things in my living room (we have 2. 1 upstairs, and 1 downstairs) start falling and being thrown around and it scared the crap out of me! so for some reason i was like lol if someone is coming to kill me and my doors locked, they’re just not gonna kill me. They can’t get past a locked door! 😂🤦

94. Name something that relaxes you

I listen to a lot of vibey music and wrap myself up like a burrito in my duvet with my blue lights on. Sometimes I play my ukulele and just sing stupid loud!

96. Favorite YouTuber?

TODDY SMITH 😍😍😍 HE WAVED AT ME AT VIDCON AND I LITERALLY CALLED MY SISTER CRYING I WAS SO EXCITED! besides Todd’s weirdo self, I have many (and I met like all of them at VidCon omg I died). I just spend my life watching YouTube videos

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bioniiic · 7 years

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all of the asks

1: Full nameidk man. not too fond w putting my full name on the tumbsz but wassup im sam2: Age163: 3 Fearsflyingthe darkmen4: 3 things I lovemy gfmy friendsmy DOG5: 4 turns on good smellgood,,asshumorgirl6: 4 turns offBAD SMELLTHATS IT ALSO MEN7: My best friendhek sarah and josefine. also lys8: Sexual orientationpansexual ???? idk mostly i just like girls 9: My best first datedo nothing. eat and watch shows and nap10: How tall am I6'4 i know11: What do I misshek :/(12: What time were I born12:15 am I was almost a march 9th kiddo13: Favourite coloryello 14: Do I have a crushyes my gf my love 15: Favourite quotedie16: Favourite placecopenhagen and paris. both very different cities and equally important 2 me17: Favourite foodTARTLET 18: Do I use sarcasmall. the time 19: What am I listening to right nowthis old dog by mac demarco ok20: First thing I notice in new personidk if theyre funny i think21: Shoe size 7 !!! small22: Eye colorone is green n one is brown 23: Hair colorcurrently very black 24: Favourite style of clothingblack jeans and some sort of fuckin hoodie im boring 25: Ever done a prank call?i used to do them all the time w my friends in the choir HDKVNSMCN yes i was in a choir but only for the cake 27: Meaning behind my URLidk its a placebo song fskkcsjskdks28: Favourite moviemr nobody leave me alone 29: Favourite songSCSRED OF GIRLS BY PLACEBO FUCK ME30: Favourite bandPLACEBOSJDKSKKD31: How I feel right nowim tired and i want lys to wake up 32: Someone I lovelys my beeeeb33: My current relationship statusim dating my BEAUTIFUL angel gf 34: My relationship with my parentshmmmm. below average 35: Favourite holidayCHRISTMAS 36: Tattoos and piercing i havenoone 37: Tattoos and piercing i wanti want a septum piercing and all the tattoos38: The reason I joined Tumblri had a crush on a girl and i was obsessed with her and she had tumblr so i got tumblr and only reblogged things she liked and she never noticed me JDKSJDJSK39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?NO we just don't talk 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?lys41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?its lys i wish i had :-(42: When did I last hold hands?it was with josefines girlfriend while she was tweezing her eyebrows and she needed to hold my hand for support 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?like. 5 seconds 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?HAHAHA NO45: Where am I right now?in my bed 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?idk i dont drink that much but probably josefine47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?reasonable in like. headphones but anywhere else it's LOUD48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?no. well like. every 2 weeks i shift between them #divorce am i right ladiez 49: Am I excited for anything?summer 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?my DOG 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?a lot ha ha ha 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?my adult friend yesterday JSJSJK53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?the last person i kissed was my friend ,,,and she has a gf so id probably say can yall like do that somewhere else JDJAHSH54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?no i only trust a few very good people 55: What is something I disliked about today?i just woke up. also that56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?lys :-(57: What do I think about most?lys LoL 58: What’s my strangest talent?idk ???? 59: Do I have any strange phobias?PUKE60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?behind 61: What was the last lie I told?"im gonna wake up soon" lol62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?video 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?both are real and valid 64: Do I believe in magic?no hoe65: Do I believe in luck?no. hoe66: What’s the weather like right now?grey67: What was the last book I’ve read?sushi for beginners haha68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?nnO69: Do I have any nicknames?sammy but only lys gets to call me that also hek calls me sami I do not know why 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?i broke my tailbone once that was pretty bad71: Do I spend money or save it?SAVE IT IM SO BAD AT SOENDING MONEY72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?noooooo ma'am 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?a marker 74: Favourite animal?dogggggggGGGGG75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?talking to lys but then she disappeared for 3 hours and im mad76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?roberts77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?you had me at hello GAYYSYYAYSY78: How can you win my heart?be lys. also food 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?gay 80: What is my favorite word?gay81: My top 5 blogs on tumblrgay82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?gay83: Do I have any relatives in jail?i dont think so ???84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?FLYING. TELEPORTING 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?idk mannn86: What is my current desktop picture?the default one cause im lazy and its a school computer 87: Had sex?NOO 88: Bought condoms?no 89: Gotten pregnant?no90: Failed a class?noooOoo maam 91: Kissed a boy?nooooOOOO MAAM 92: Kissed a girl?yes,93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?no94: Had job?nonoooo MAAM 95: Left the house without my wallet?yes96: Bullied someone on the internet?HAHHAHAA97: Had sex in public?no98: Played on a sports team?yes but like. not really 99: Smoked weed?NOO MAAM 100: Did drugs?no101: Smoked cigarettes?noooo102: Drank alcohol?yes 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?fuck NO104: Been overweight?yes105: Been underweight?no 106: Been to a wedding?yes 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?LOL108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?LOL109: Been outside my home country?yes 110: Gotten my heart broken?yes oopsie111: Been to a professional sports game?yes but at half time me and my dad left and got mcdonalds and then we went home112: Broken a bone? yes 113: Cut myself?no more 114: Been to prom?no im foreign 115: Been in airplane?yes116: Fly by helicopter?i haven't but i NEVER WILL. NEVER 117: What concerts have I been to?one direction, the 1975, gerard way, the front bottoms and twenty one pilots 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?yes. exclusively 119: Learned another language?yes120: Wore make up?yes no h0mo bro121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?no122: Had oral sex?nnnno123: Dyed my hair?yes its dead now 124: Voted in a presidential election?noooo maam im still foreign 125: Rode in an ambulance?no126: Had a surgery?im so boring ive never tried anything 127: Met someone famous?no i was rlly close to meeting bry after twenty one pilots once but NAH128: Stalked someone on a social network?always129: Peed outside?mo 130: Been fishing?fuck no 131: Helped with charity?yes132: Been rejected by a crush?well. kinda133: Broken a mirror?no134: What do I want for birthday?idk i just had my birthday man 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?IF. I HAD A KID. IF. it would be a girl and her name would be leah 136: Was I named after anyone?no137: Do I like my handwriting?fuck no its so bad138: What was my favourite toy as a child?probably that doll that pisses by itself. u know what im talking about 139: Favourite Tv Show?idk oh fuck probably new girl 140: Where do I want to live when older?copenhagen or the us for a bit 141: Play any musical instrument?guitar ukulele and bass cause im basic142: One of my scars, how did I get it?my dog scratches me a lot 143: Favourite pizza toping?ham. cheese144: Am I afraid of the dark?y e s 145: Am I afraid of heights?Y E S146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?yes but i wasn't sneaking out really,,147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?every day hoe !148: What I’m really bad atlife 149: What my greatest achievments arefuck idk150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to methat i was a trump supporter. u know who u are 151: What I’d do if I won in a lotterylive on a bigass farm and have all the animals 152: What do I like about myselfmy eyes ?? my cheekbones 153: My closest Tumblr friendnone i hate yall 154: Something I fantasise about😉😉😉😉😉😉

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thealexaexperience · 7 years

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About/Get to Know Me

I thought, since I’m trying to be more active on here, I’d share a little about myself. I put together some questions I felt would let you guys get to know me a little better.

1. My Name?

Alexa Stephens

2. Nicknames?

I was called Panda and Unicorn my senior year of high school. Other than that, I’ve never really had nicknames.

3. Zodiac sign?

Cancer with a Libra rising. I act like a mix of the two. I’m not as emotional as Cancers are made out to be.

4. Favorite video game?

I love the Bioshock series, Fable 2, and my #1 game is Alice: Madness Returns.

5. Favorite book or book series?

The Silver Metal Lover by Tanith Lee is one of my favorite books of all time. If you’ve never read it, you should. Also, her Tales from the Flat Earth series is just magical. Tanith Lee was a magical woman. Her work is underrated in my opinion.

6. Do I believe in ghost?

I’ve had paranormal experiences of my own. Experiences I can’t just write off as an over active imagination.

7. Favorite flavor of ice cream?

French vanilla! When I was a kid I used to get sick often. There were only two things I’d eat that wouldn’t make me vomit. It was puffy cheetos and the ‘white ice cream with black dots in it’... which I was told is called French Vanilla.

8. Favorite band?

I love music with every fiber of my being. Picking just one band I love is difficult. Lately, I’ve been listening to a lot of Florence +the Machine, Adele, Amy Lee, and Lana Del Ray. Bands I’ve always been in love with, though, are Deftones, The Doors, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, My Chemical Romance, Evanescence, and Tool. A Perfect Circle is up there as well.

9. Favorite piece of music?

Moulin Rouge’s Bolero. The version is by Steve Sharples I think.

10. Movie I watch when I’m feeling down?

Coraline. Everything about that movie makes my heart and soul happy. I may actually pop some popcorn and watch it after I’m finished doing this.

11. What am I afraid of?

I’m afraid of not being able to see, which is why I’m afraid of sleeping in the dark. I think, subconsciously, I’m afraid of being easily replaced by the people I love.

12. A good quality of mine?

I enjoy making people laugh.

13. A bad quality of mine?

I’m hypocritical when it comes to self love. I tell people they should talk kinder to themselves, meanwhile I talk to myself negatively. I feel I’m getting over a lot of the self negativity. I know it will be a struggle I deal with for the rest of my life, but I’m learning to manage it.

14. Favorite season?

Spring. When I was growing up my nana kept a small tulip patch near the house. Every year during spring they would bloom. I’d go sit next to them and it felt like I was in a magical kingdom of beautiful yellow and reddish pink. Fall has a special place in my heart as well. Leave piles and the beginning of hot chocolate season.

15. Am I in a relationship?

I’ve been happily married for almost 2 years.

16. My current obsession?

Art in different time periods and vintage cameras. I’m hoping to put together and create an art book honoring different time period art styles. The main ones at least.

17. Do I have any strange phobias?

When I get really cold while outside I get this weird panicked feeling that the earth is going to lose gravity and we’re all going to fall into a void in space. It only happens when I’m really cold and have been outside for a long time.

18. Do I play any instruments?

Guitar, piano, ukulele, violin, harp, and my younger sister-in-law is teaching me a little bit of cello. Music talents run in my family. I may not know how to play an instrument classically, but if you give me an hour with an instrument I’ll be able to play you something cool on it.

19. Can I sing?

Yes. I’ve recently started doing song covers and posting them while I work on my own music. I am insecure about the way my voice sounds right now, although others seem to really enjoy it.

20. What would I do if I won the lottery?

I’d like to do something that helps people. Maybe build free homes for the homeless. Hire a job hunter to help them get back on their feet. Fund things like clean water. Help people struggling to keep their heads above water. Pay off kid’s owed lunch balances. Randomly pay off student loans. Donate to charities with great causes. Maybe get a dog.

21. Can I cook or bake?

I can do both. I’ve been told I’m an amazing cook before. Baking is a hobby of mine as well. It helps calm me in stressful situations. I love making homemade cheesecake and cinnamon rolls.

22. 3 things I love?

Music, art, and horror movies.

23. 3 things I hate?

Walking into a room and forgetting why I went in it. Having nothing to do. Being late for anything.

24. Am I religious?

No. As a kid religion was forced upon me. I’m chill with religion though (my husband is Orthodox). Everyone should have the right to practice whatever religion they wish.

25. Do I like space?

Space is amazing. There’s so much to learn about it, and we don’t know everything about it yet. Not to mention, it’s beautiful and scary all at once.

26. Do I like the deep ocean?

It’s so scary to think about all that we don’t know about the deep ocean. So scary that I can’t help but love it.

27. Favorite piece of advice?

I was given two pieces of advice as a teenager by my dad’s (now ex) boyfriend. “If you’d do it for free, make that your career goal.” and “What people think about you is none of your business.” Both rocked my world as a teenager. Those two things have helped me realize a lot about myself. They’ve helped me get over my stage freight too.

28. Am I a good liar?

When I need to be. Although, I typically don’t have the energy to lie. The truth will eventually show itself. Of course, if I’m ever in a situation where a lie is called for, I’m a fantastic actress.

29. Am I social?

I’d like to think I am. Every friend I’ve ever made has been me approaching people first. I’m not shy. I’m introverted though... probably. I have no issue making friends, being social, or talking.

30. Do I keep a journal or diary?

Yes. I change journals out at the beginning of every year. I don’t write in it everyday, but I always have it on me.

31. Do I collect anything?

Pins, notebooks, art pieces, music, tarot cards, crystals, gems, odd little things... I collect just weird things mostly. Lots of witchy stuff. I collect movies and tv shows and books...

I hope this has let you guys get to know me a little bit better. If you’d like to ask me anything, my messages and ask are always open. If anyone would like to fill this out as well, you’re more than welcome to it. I’d like to get to know my followers a little better too.

Positive vibes and blessing your way loves.

#about me #getting to know me #questions

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fishblurrrr · 7 years

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#ThingsToTellMyEx

I’ve seen a shamisen in a bluegrass band, but our isolation era will be closed to trade for 11 more years. For this time, please enjoy Martin Scorsese’s Silence.

* Ed’s married. He never got sloppy seconds from all your girlfriends. Not this one. * Our middle school band director cannot possibly be dead. I saw him at ROMP unless it was his ghost. Couldn’t say hi because of inhibiting company of parents and impracticality of wheelchairs on outdoor ground.

Beet Boy, we’re not riding again.

I did some degree of every item on your to do list for reciprocation from you and you rewarded me with three years of rejection, one more thing-ing, and bringing other women to judge me as competition. Money was exchanged at two points. IMDB credits and overbooking opportunities mostly. Gobstoppers until you treat me as a human deserving of human equanimity and compassion.

If you want someone to know you’re angry, call off your teen girl squad already and come in person to a semi-private space such as by Twitter DM or Tumblr question. Tumblr questions are anonymous when you check the box for anonymity. I do love answering these if you wonder about what our current social feeling is.

If you need an answer today you must come via Twitter. If I don’t have an answer for you today we arrange a deadline at the end of next week to air feelings that have been worked out privately during the week. If we worked them out by ourselves, we take tea together to enjoy each other’s company. If it still can’t be solved, more space to work out emotions is likely beneficial.

Many and divers attempts to guess what the hell you would want to settle are below in the read more link. Be safe out there, Tiger.

The Tiger play platonic rule: Tigers are sort of sexy. But transmogrification is for asexual play around children. You deserve the good chemicals those babies put out for your happiness levels. Kids and animals deserve safety and support while they are being pleasant signs of life and need of love. I know you will be safe around children because I don’t want to increase the amount of space between you and children. I don’t want it to ever come to that point and I have faith that it won’t.

I also have faith you believe alcohol is wasted time and tastes like an antiseptic solution. 60% of people who live with depression self medicate with alcohol. You can replace that behavior with an addiction that gets you money and friends. More on this below and in the Habits: the Power of Routine book.

Routine doesn’t always kill you. Some routines save you. I am always available online to talk to you about routines you have tried and adventures you have avoided. Anyone who hurts you has pain making them thrash around like an animal in a snare. You have a choice whether to put it out of its misery, or stop using traps. That’s called ENTRAPMENT. It is illegal in my country. Settling anger: 1. Deal with your emotions. That’s on you. Bringing bombs to the other person doesn’t destroy THEM, it destroys your chance of bringing them over to your way of thinking. 2. You have 24 hrs to tell them CALMLY you are angry. Don’t do it if you’re crying or rage quitting Twitter, but don’t let it go more than a day either. 3. When you tell them you are angry, don’t make fun or call them names. That’s a bomb. LABELS are not SOLUTIONS. LABELS are BOMBS that ruin everyone’s day. We were enjoying a nice movie THAT WAS NOT ABOUT YOU. 4. Ask for a parley. Don’t let them settle it just then; schedule å time and place about 5-7 days off and tell them to think about their own feelings and needs until then. No more fighting. CEASE FIRE. Just, “Why am I angry?” “When I wanted to kill the man, what was he doing? What was I doing? Would I let someone say or do what I said or did? What would my response to me be? What was the moment the bomb went off, conversationally speaking?” Why do you have pain, but more importantly, why does your enemy have pain? 5. At the end of the standdown, calmly say what you figured out. Start with THEIR pain in the form of a question. “Was it *I* who forcibly inserted sporks into your rectum??? I’ve been hearing a lot about them from you and was just wondering if you had a new obsession or if I maybe let my coworkers in on the stuff you did before that is causing me to lose money, time, and self esteem.”

6. You are in pain! Tell them you are in pain! This is the point when you stop making rectum jokes and put away the sharp things in a metal box because someone could get hurt and this is YOUR pain we are talking about here. Not some trivial seasonal affective spork-in-rectum pain, but YOUR LIEF WILL NEVER BE HAPPY BECAUSE I STILL AM FAIREST PRINCESS IN WACKYLAND. 7. It’s now time to sort out the quantifiable actions that can make each person happy. YOU are suffering, and you know where to get the pain pill, and you’ll take it but you need their help to remind you to keep taking it. You care enough to stop triggering their pain, but they have to stop triggering yours if they want a happy ending. 8. My spork in rectum talk is way out of line and inappropriate. I apologize for my word choices. Please save your questions about my sexual identity until the end of time. You are not acting like one who wants to date me. Yet, I am sorry to have spoken hastily and offended you. Unless it was fair and constructive criticism to the opposition who keeps throwing noise into my stories and work time.

-- Conflict resolution process by Thich Nhat Hanh. From Anger: Wisdom For Cooling the Flames Not that kind of happy ending, Beet Boy.

Parakeets make great walkie talkies.

T. Berry Brazelton’s Touchpoints is the only baby book worth its salt because it tells you how they think. This method works and explains what they’re doing until age four when their personality gels and you can reason with them more. More is likely not always for boys but really is always for most girls.

Wheelchairs are sometimes, not always.

I’m an aunt who has stage mother plans for her nephew.

If you want to be a parent but not so much, borrow a dog.

Protests are about blocking the streets and stating the consequences via musical mantra, not about throwing bricks at cops. But I know you’re not that dumb. If you want @MeAmMyShadow to read the news, follow her and RT her tweet pleasing kthnx =^_^= If you’re an ex, this could be a way of signing off on this post as a friendship contract.

Happiness is NOT a warm gun. The best thing Kurt Kobain ever did was pose with a kitten on his chest without flipping off the camera.

Don’t take my picture while I’m throwing up. And if you do, don’t post it to the internet. Kay? THEENX. A child is an extension of her parent into the future and her parent is an extension of the child into the past, to paraphrase Thich Nhat Hanh. Please don’t need someone else to tell you when to stop. Look her in the eyes and read her expression about your joke.

The Johnny Depp mural should show him as Willy Wonka but that wouldn’t sell as many of Andrea’s Candies. Still haven’t caught a Pokémon there.

If we’re going to be friends we need a friendship contract. In WRITING. AGREED TO BY ALL PARTIES. The doom song from Invader Zim may be sung in every room of your house. Your Doom is in every room.

I am not mad at you or your spouse but don’t want to meet my ex’s spouse and baby until I am happily married. I can’t afford a baby gift right now but would like to befriend him when he is older. A friendship contract is needed so there are no mixed signals. It must be agreeable to all parties undersigned.

If a friendship contract is reached we will start a multi-family band at the end of the isolation era.

I apostatize one of you. The other was reframed.

Apostatizing is for the people. Faith is a private practice not to be compromised.

Phil was DOA. Questions regarding his sexual identity remain unanswered. The transmogrified tigers will savagely maul anyone who continues to attempt to out him or choose the time of his coming out via their overly curious gaydar.

(Phil is an atmospheric phenomenon not unlike a lenticular cloud. He sees the world from both sides now. Other people see a mermaid, or their own shadow puppet hands or anomalisa.)

(From the great beyond Phil sends me Twitter followers who are into MMA and pro wrestling. You don’t know Phil, y’all. You never will. We haven’t spoken in some time but I’ll never forget Phil. He was my security blanket and he kept me safe at night. He never took excessive liberties with me and wouldn’t let anyone else either. His jokes were kinda stale but he had an charismatic integrity enviable by all.)

Baby I’m in the Mood For You is an Odetta cover of a Bob Dylan song about an abusive relationship. I believe it means that there are extenuating circumstances to the abuse. If you only knew our different normal we’re living, you wouldn’t be adding more stress to our lives.

Sometimes a song is just a song. If a mantra is hurting you change the mantra or change the station. Or turn on the Mexican Radio and watch some wrestling geckos.

Jamaican dancehall keeps me happy and makes me feel empowered. It’s the most impersonal fuckyou card one may send.

Fuckyou cards are not meant to be received but if they actually are, I have as many nerves left as a dulcimer has strings. Consider your next words and my reactions to them to the count of ten before adding more fuel to the fire.

My church was a stop on the underground raliroad. People should know of this. I don’t remember who I am referencing in the sentence prior to this one.

I play ukulele and write poetry now but just whistle at the birds mostly.

Wedding gifts stress me out. I don’t want them to be a condition of the isolation era. Family first, friends one day. Baby gifts can turn into DIY or otaku crafts.

I do not work with or for people who have feelings for me without a professional contract in writing. If you are married and take me on just for feelings with no repayment I will run so far away we will always have the International Dateline between us.

An A-B conversation is an A-B conversation unless C would feel hurt by what’s going on. A or B if not both know when C should be there. If C has to be there all the time it’s an A-B-C conversation. C can and should request A-B-C conversations when evidence is elsewhere that C is getting hurt.

The whole goddamned alphabet is not an A-B, A-C, or A-B-C conversation. C-Q conversations can C-U-R their way out of A-B-C conversations until A-B and A-C conversations are healthy and positive again. When grade Zs want to know nun-yuh-bizness, there are standup specials on Netflix. They will want the best details of what the comedian is up to. I don’t care about your rape jokes; Jim Gaffigan is being buried in a steakhouse. Your mother is not in the conversational alphabet. She can just go love herself. I mean this from the bottom of my anhedonic heart. Maybe sleep will help.

For anyone scared or afraid, let’s get real about rape.

There is a whole Reddit thread about rapists and it contains men confused about what consent is, or who live with depression and are more depressed after it happens. Some feminists are angry because the sympathy about depression in the thread looks like being a rape apologist.

I’m going to look at this complexity of situation at the risk of looking like an apologist. I’m not a rape apologist-- rape is a thing which should never, ever be. You and your date deserve better. But if you and your date don’t understand your triggers a complicated maze of morals and ethics may be found and we don’t want a snap judgement to ruin anyone’s life.

Depressed people may or may not be rapists. Men may or may not be abuse victims. There is a spectrum of graduated response to determining if someone is a sex offender, whether you can settle it yourself, whether to end the relationship, whether there should be legal consequences. 1. Get yourself to safety. No relationship is as important as you being physically and emotionally safe. 2. Get your head checked before you report. Don’t report from the emergency room when you’re in pain. 3. Do get yourself checked out physically. You may need Plan B. You don’t want to get infected anywhere moist and sensitive. 4. Deal with the emotions, then decide the relationship, then estimate the outcomes for both you and the other person, AND THE RISK FOR OTHER PEOPLE, RATIONALLY NOT ANXIOUSLY, then report. 5. You can’t stay in a pattern that is damaging to you, your physical health, your mental health. You have to take care of yourself before you can take on the Godly mission of caring for another person.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/11216629/Bipolar-disorder-and-sex-Its-time-to-talk-about-this-emotional-minefield.html

6. Reporting has consequences that can ruin someone’s life. I have an online friend who lives with bipolar depression who is on the sex offender registry several states away. He told me what happened to him was that a romantic partner reported on him when he had an impulse control problem during sex, hurt her, and frightened her. He had to register his name, but life continued as normal until his father died. The he of course became very depressed. He failed to report a change of address and had to go to prison for five years. I want to write to him. I wrote the card and made a plan to make sending it a reasonable risk-- use a P.O. Box in a town I don’t live in but have business in on a semi-regular basis. Or don’t leave a return address if I have to let go of the relationship. I think I could use a P.O. Box as the return address then change my P.O. Box information if I estimate the risk to be unsafe in the future. This is not a romantic relationship with a prisoner; rather, it is a reasonable risk of trust on someone who encouraged me to write and had pleasant and respectful conversations with me during a time of of own depression while I was figuring out how to plan my career. He had a bad reporter and a bad judge and had to face legal consequences for a mental health crisis which could limit the rest of his life. He deserves a better new normal than prison after the loss of his family member. Realistically, I don’t have to be the friend who tells him he is valuable, and a male friend would be safer. But I don’t believe in dropping someone who didn’t give up on me, and his sister who posted the address is giving the vote of confidence to him that people who write him will do so with a reasonable level of risk to trust, and will not be in excessive levels of danger.

7. Not everyone on the sex registry is a child molester, but if a depressed person is on it, parents are not going to trust the depressed person around their children. This also ruins the depressed person’s life; effectively society decides they can’t be a parent and kids can’t even visit them on Halloween with parents present and they get a visit from the police every year at that time.

7.5 Prison also ruins people’s lives. The justice system is harder on men than women and harder on minorities than white people. Justice? A depressed person with impulse control issues can have a careless angry date rape report and a bad judge and then go to prison for five years for failure to update their address on record. Prison is an overwhelmingly solitary routine and routine is already a love hate relationship that can save or ruin a depressed person. The prison staff may behave vidictively while they are in, other inmates can be rough and abusive and the unintentional rapist can become himself a victim of abuse. Mental healthcare in prisons is not necessarily sympathetic toward healing the unintentional rapist. He can come out worse than he went in. If he comes out the same, he is missing time developing his career. He may have to be his own boss in an independent business with self confidence compromised by time in prison plus the depression he had in the first place.

8. This means reporting is a necessary but graduated step of dealing with impulse control issues in sex. You don’t want to ruin someone’s life just to win points in a breakup. You only do that if the pussy grabber is actually a person who chooses to be evil and needs to be shunned by all of society.

9. There is a continuing war of perspectives between survivors of domestic abuse and the supporters of people living with mental health conditions. Both people are survivors! They both need happiness and contact with other humans or else are at risk of suicidal behavior. If all other people are unsafe or feel unsafe around you, potentially you can live with someone whose sexual orientation does not swing your way, though I am not sure what a depressed bisexual person with bipolar depression would do if they wound up on the registry or in prison. Possibly see only a homosexual person of the opposite sex for friendship and hire escorts for sexual relations? But then the escorts or prostitutes may be in danger, which is why I think that is an unsafe vocation and I wish people who live with bipolar depression could look at pornography but not call an escort or gay friend when in crisis. But it is so much better to kiss men and not be that into them when hypomanic than it is to be rough with an escort. 10. You don’t know where on the spectrum your rape charge falls until you are in that situation, but the statistics say if you are raped in your life time your rapist will be someone you knew already more likely than a drug user or mentally ill stranger. And a mentally ill friend could be a rapist who does not want to be an abuser and will be more depressed that the rape happened. Think carefully and calibrate your morals to find the least amount of suffering for the most people.

I will never work with anyone whose past feelings for me lead to me getting yelled at for a whole ten hour workday, or who allows friends and family to yell at me for a whole ten hour workday. Not even a promise of sex is enough for me to compromise my emotional security.

Ijime. いじめ。https://yumikomusictherapy.com/2016/02/10/ijime-bullying-in-japan/

Imagine what you say is multiplied by 1,000 times each of your fans on Twitter. That is the number of cuts your attacks inflict on the victim’s inner thigh. If you then come back and say the victim is gross for not getting a cleaner shave or should not shave there at all, you are an inhuman monster and I hope someone drains your eyeballs of their eyeball juices. See the novel A Tale For the Time Being to understand how a well-meaning school girl who wants everything in its right place may become an inhuman monster or slutbag “whore”. There are not enough scripts on the internet to reframe the shame on both people.

Your comments about my day job and/or act are supposed to be accompanied by your face showing empathy and questions about what I tried already. If you just say, “You have a problem/you make problems/you need therapy/this is a medical board letter ordering you to therapy” and the like up to 1000 times, YOU ARE AN INHUMANE MONSTER. Come via Twitter DM or GTFO. Come in person via Twitter DM if you ever wonder if I might be your friend. Friends generally don’t have to ask. If I give you an example of who a friend is and you go behind my back and attempt to turn my friend against me, no you are not a friend, YOU ARE AN INHUMAN MONSTER.

It is frustrating to know the bully is also the victim, I find. You have pain. Am I ALL of the cause of ALL of it? There are no people making screwed up faces in your daily life? Are they avoiding you? Who was the last person who made you very happy or took your pain away? Are they comfortable with the frequency under which you ask them to take the pain? Are you also taking away some of their pain?

It is an unsatisfactory relationship if you are always taking the pain away and never having your own taken. Also if you always bring the pain and never contribute to people’s joy.

”Idiot” is a label. I used to worry about being called one, now I realize it sounds twice as idiotic to call any human being that. There’s a Mark Twain quote that I can’t entirely remember but love about keeping your mouth shut for fear of being called a fool but open your mouth and remove all doubt. The thing is, you are removing the doubt without actually finding a specific solution to your problem. If the problem is ignorance you educate the ignorant person. An idiot is someone you have given up on because they either have a measurable inability to learn and remember, or they get too violent or fearful to receive any lessons. Convince a man against his will; he’ll be of the same opinion still. Maybe make it look like something he finds entertaining already? I am not sure where that suggestion came from but it’s a good one IMHO. Don’t make light or dark of therapy. If you are waiting for the nice young men in their clean white coats to come and take you away, it will be the boys in blue who actually do it. If you routinely are practicing hatred and sorrow in your head, or the SAME PERSON sets you off every day just by walking into the room, TALK TO SOMEONE who sees a lot of people with the same problem or problem set. Start with friends, then church pastor, then community services, then a therapist you get referred to by your general practictioner.

I am not a therapist. I am a hobbyist who reads psychology and Buddhist literature and thinks she is practicing active listening when in conversation with you. The hardest problems that beget new problems might be an offline wiki or anonymous blog. It may behoove you to start one of these to sort your feelings before you tell someone you are angry.

When monsters are wild rumpus-ing in my imagination, I can soothe them with samba and jazz, Kpop, anime, or BABYMETAL. REAL MONSTERS...NEVER SHOW UP! I can think happy thoughts and fly away from imaginary monsters and super freaks but you real ones must come to @euphoriafish via Twitter to throw down. Twitter is the stranger gate. If you know me on a longer winded network such as email or Facebook or LinkedIn or Stage32, use that one. I give up on Diaspora. That is in writing. I can’t get anyone to use it. Twitter DM or e-mail is best to decide where we go from here.

You are hurting yourself when you contribute to toxic stories of your imagination. You are bottling anger which should be taken to a real space where things may be settled. I have one such space on each of my Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook, Gmail.

If you are breaking our friendship contract, you will receive mail with your name intentionally misspelled. Or an emoji zoo. 🌼🐹🐮🐰👑🌟🐱💧💦🐎🐎🐎🐎🐧🌙🐬🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐞❄️❄️❄️☀️🌅🌊?????????????????????🐡🐡🐡🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐡🐡

We need new language that isn’t full of vindictive hate statements.

Sign language may prove useful to deaf parents and new babies. Wireless headphones for the television doubly so.

A friendship contract spells out whether our friendship has romantic potential, only friendship potential, or only professional potential.

I am no man’s Virginia Woolf and I do not mince words about the demon rum. That said, your feelings and depression take priority over any plans to save your health. NOT YOUR SOUL WHICH IS UP TO YOU. YOUR HEALTH. BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO BRILLIANT AND CLEVER AND NICE TO DIE OF A POISONED LIVER.

Your habit needs a reframe and it won’t ever be too late. Every moment is a moment in which you can find your alcohol triggering behavior and replace the alcohol use with something else you’re addicted to that actually brings you a result you like. This info from HABIT: THE POWER OF ROUTINE book. If your reframes aren’t working I hope you pee before taking the next drink of water and that you drink all the water, juice, and coffee the bar has to offer. Grape juice without alcohol is as good for your heart as wine or chocolate. If you know someone who is drinking too much I hope you either send them a glass of juice and take their keys or get a charismatic wingman to do it for you if you don’t want to hear the noise of dismissal.

Trust is a pattern of the things you say and do to the person you love. If there is no love there is no trust, and trusting a former enemy is acceptance of the risk involved. Don’t trust if you don’t accept the risk. This bit inspired by both Amanda Palmer’s The Art of Asking and someone on Twitter who is a bit more bitter and jaded about asking. If you accept the gamble, rehearse both being noble and modest when you win and being diplomatic and calmly measured when you lose.

Trust may be won back with more actions and words of love. It does not happen overnight. It is a practice.

Watch Hidden Figures if you love science and want to love people too.

Namaste is parakeet for EXTERMINATE!

#ThingsToTellMyEx love January 2017 friendshipIsNOTaWarmGun

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Who wants to get to know me?

Here's 100 things you guys might not know about me.

1 - My hero is Niki Lauda.

2 - If I could live anywhere besides where I live now it would be Finland.

3 - My biggest fear is vomiting.

4 - My favorite place to go on vacation is Disney World.

5 - If I could change anything about myself it would be my nose (It's the size of Ringo Starr's).

6 - What really makes me angry are ignorant people.

7 - What motivates me to work harder would be knowing I'd be getting paid soon.

8 - I'm unemployed.

9 - The worst thing about my day is all my schoolwork. I have some problems comprehending what I'm reading, it's probably ADD, but I don't know.

10 - My biggest accomplishment is beating my depression. I've been happy for a year and a half now. :D

11 - I'm of Polish and German decent on my father's side, and of Irish, Danish and Cherokee Indian on my mother's side.

12 - My favorite book series is The Last Dragon Chronicles. They're kind of for kids, but I'm five year old in an eighteen year old's body, so...

13 - What makes me laugh the most is my brother.

14 - My favorite movie of all time is Reservoir Dogs.

15 - The first thing I ever wanted to be was a Veterinarian.

16 - I want to be either of Cinematographer or Screenwriter now.

17 - If I could do anything for a day I would want to be a Superhero.

18 - I love Formula 1 and baseball.

19 - I'd take riding a bike over driving a car any day. (I suck at driving).

20 - My favorite song of all time is The Good Life by Weezer.

21 - I listen to Alternative Rock, Classic Rock, Pop-Rock, and whatever genre twenty one pilots are classified as.

22 - I can't cook anything unless it's a grilled cheese sandwich or pizza quesadilla.

23 - Tim Roth is the most attractive person on the planet. (In my opinion, anyway).

24 - My favorite food is my parents homemade chili.

25 - Charles Dickens is my favorite author.

26 - My dad used to call me tater-tot when I was little.

27 - I have flat feet and have something wrong with my ankles, causing me to stand on the inside of my feet.

28 - I watch Netflix way too much.

29 - I want to visit Paris.

30 - My dream is to win an Oscar for Best Screenplay or Best Cinematography. (I dream big).

31 - I had a dream about Tim Roth last night. (And my God, was it glorious).

32 - I have a few cats, two dogs, three turtles, and two hamsters. (Who are currently running like mad in their wheel).

33 - If I could live in any other time period it would be either the 60's or the 90's.

34 - On Tumblr I'm usually described as sarcastic, curious, and chatty, but in the real world people view me as socially awkward, quiet, and a loner.

35 - I can play the piano, guitar, bass guitar, harmonica, ukulele, and a little bit on the drums, but I mostly just play my piano and ukulele.

36 - The best gift I ever received was my piano last Christmas.

37 - I don't think I've ever received a bad gift. My family and friends know what I enjoy pretty well.

38 - I couldn't go a day without listening to music.

39 - I hate when people smack their lips when they eat and I when people talk while I'm trying to watch something.

40 - In five years I see myself getting ready to graduate film school.

41 - Thirteen I think. Most of them are converse shoes.

42 - If I could have one power I would want to bend fire.

43 - If I won the lottery I would pay off everything I have and then donate the rest to charities. (Ex. Male Domestic Abuse Shelters since they don't get a lot of funding, Animal Shelters, and I'd probably give a lot of it away to other countries with a lot of poor families who need clean water and places to sleep).

44 - I don't own a car or even have a drivers license.

45 - My favorite animal is a fox.

46 - I feel like I'm too harsh sometimes.

47 - If I had could have a meal with four people, living or dead, they'd be - Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, RFK, and Tim Roth. (Tim could stay after dinner if he wanted).

48 - I wake up at eight o'clock every morning. (Thank you, homeschooling).

49 - I get tired easy.

50 - I live in a tiny town. (Population is barely 800 and full of mostly middle aged and elderly people).

51 - People tell me I'm attractive, but I think I'm just average. But then again, I don't think anyone thinks they're good looking.

52 - I buy clothes at least once a month.

53 - I've had a secret admirer before. (Or at least he thought he was, I knew who he was).

54 - I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

55 - I used to get bullied for my height when I was younger. (I'm 5'3 and haven't grown since I was fourteen).

56 - I'm currently watching Lie To Me on Netflix and I only have twelve episodes left. I'm sad.

57 - The last book I read was German for Beginners. I still can't speak it either.

58 - I love Chinese food.

59 - I'm a clean and messy person if that makes sense.

60 - My favorite Actor is Tim Roth (of course) and my favorite Actress is Carrie Fisher.

61 - It takes me about twenty minutes to get ready in the morning, sometimes thirty depending on if I want to blow dry my thick ass hair.

62 - I eat cheddar chips dipped in ketchup. (Yeah, I'm weird, I know...)

63 - I hate corn.

64 - My favorite album of all time is Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

65 - I love rollercoasters.

66 - I tell my mom everything.

67 - When I was a kid my friend used to shove me into small, cramped spaces like trash cans and closets. It's probably the reason I'm claustrophobic today.

68 - My favorite TV show is That 70's Show.

69 - I was ten or eleven when I found out Santa wasn't real.

70 - My favorite flavor is Strawberry.

71 - I'm hyperactive.

72 - I have a blanket I have to have when I'm having a panic attack.

73 - My favorite subject in school in History, probably because it's the only thing I'm decent at.

74 - My family didn't have a lot when I was a little.

75 - I collect pins, buttons and rubber bands. Yes, I know, I'm odd.

76 - I wish the grunge fashion scene would come back, or maybe the brit pop fashion scene.

77 - I'm a major introvert.

78 - I have a hard time washing my hands because I don't like them to be wet and touching each other. It's some weird sensitivity thing I have.

79 - I asked my parents to stop throwing me birthday parties when I was nine and I haven't had one since. (I don't like being the primary focus of everyone).

80 - My family name has been in the States since the early 1700's, mostly residing in Pennsylvania.

81 - I dance a lot.

82 - I have a dark sense of humor.

83 - If I were the leader of a country there would be equal rights for everybody no matter your sex, religion, race or sexual orientation. Abortion would be legal, but there would be certain limitations. People would have the right to bare arms, but there would be strict background checks and it would be harder to get one. And there would be strict border control, but of course you could legally immigrate to the country if you pleased.

84 - I suck at Math and Science. Did I already use this one?

85 - The three things I think of the most each day are, music, my family, and Tim Roth. (Jesus Christ, I have a serious obsession).

86 - If I had a label if would be 'Socially Anxious.'

87 - The song that I relate to the most is Migraine by TOP.

88 - I used to draw a lot, but I've recently focused my attention on other things that peak my interest.

89 - My first crush was either Steve from Blues Clues or Alladin.

90 - My favorite video game is Dishonored.

91 - My favorite comedians are Bo Burnham, Russell Howard, David Spade, and Jim Breuer.

92 - In ten years I see myself with hopefully a husband or wife and a kid or two and doing what I love.

93 - I've never had a job before, but I just sent in an application and they didn't deny it, so... Fingers crossed.

94 - If I could see any band of any time period live it would be Led Zeppelin.

95 - I speak English fluently, I understand a little German and know very little Spanish and French.

96 - Ohio is the greatest state in the US. O-H-I-O!

97 - I've not been officially diagnosed, but a lot of people think I have Asperger's Syndrome. (I wrote a report on it one time and my mother told me it sounded like my autobiography).

98 - I have OCD. (Diagnosed).

99 - I've never had a boyfriend or girlfriend. (Again, I live in a tiny town with barely 800 people, I'm homeschooled, and I'm socially inept).

100 - My best friend is my brother.

I'm going to tag @the-nerdy-girl-next-door and @thedavanity to list off a few little facts about themselves. It doesn't have to be 100 like I did, it could be just five for all I care, but I'd like to know more about you guys.

#personal #me #I talk about tim roth a lot #jesus

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