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x-carrotcake · 8 months

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#odysseus #I see why Athena likes you #myths #ancient greece #goddess #Greek

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gayofthefae · 1 month

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When they walked in the door to that house I knew immediately "this episode is gonna end with Bobby and Athena having sex" and they are always so fucking iconic for making me right about that every time.

#bathena #the 50+ being the most brought up sexually active ones is to date one of the best decisions they ever made as writers #i am obsessed #i love sexy 50 year olds like not even from an attraction standpoint it's more like #get it girl i see you #why are you bringing the burgers to bed? do i wanna know?#bobby nash #athena grant #athena grant nash #911abc

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dootznbootz · 4 months

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(Ian Johnston, Book 10)

#“Dude stfu. Everyone knows I'm the best at stealing. Let's go already.”#Odysseus why tf does it say long-suffering there???👀 as if a compliment from Diomedes is the worst thing in the world?#Ody you're my idiot but why are you so fucking mean to him?!?! He literally compliments you and you bitch at him!#And Diomedes has this 'Notice me senpai' energy and it just SUCKS seeing him get treated like this.#Odysseus is my favorite but this isn't cool :( like he yells at Agamemnon but that's because Agamemnon calls him a coward.#Diomedes has literally done nothing to him. there's no reason to yell at him like this.#Just because Diomedes is a nepotism baby who Athena liked since birth doesn't mean you gotta bully him like this.#Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #sorry I was rereading and I got worked up :'D #odysseus #diomedes #fuck it. I don't mind getting crucified right now. woiehfas I'm right! This WAS mean >:( Bad Blorbo! Bad!

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creative-hanyou-girl · 4 months

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I don't know if anyone else feels this way but I think a big reason why I'm so chill about the changes made to the PJO show from the books is because I kind of look at each other as their own seperate canon.

Like, I read a lot of anime and manga, and anime adaptations have a huge habit for changing plot points for various reasons, and as a fan of said anime and manga, I've found that I can enjoy both versions of the same story even with the differences when I look at them as their own universe or canon. That's not to say I don't want them to be faithful or true to the source material, but if a scene or situation plays out differently for a logical or entertaining reason, than I can still appreciate that deviation from the manga even if I still like the other original version of that part more. And I can even like the reversal way if I feel an anime does something better than even the manga. But if I want to, I can look at certain moments as more canon than others because I got 2 different versions of that same scene or moment.

And, I don't know, I kind of apply that reasoning to the PJO series as well, mainly with the books, the show, and even the musical (not the movies put that right back where it came from). So far I'm loving the TV show, and while I miss some of the things they changed (like the pink poodle), this adaptation really is doing a great job with staying true to the heart and spirit of the original book that I personally am not even really bothered by the changes, especially when I remember that the books will always still be there with it's own version, or canon, of events.

Like, I will say 1 thing I adore in the books that isn't really in the show is the fact that a lot of Percy and Annabeth's "rivalry" during TLT has more to do with the rivalry between Poseidon and Athena. I just really like on how this adds a level of "forbidden friendship/love" to their relationship 'cause I personally eat the forbidden relationship trope up, especially when it's done well like with Percabeth.

Yet, even if this isn't really the reason percabeth have beef with each other in the show, I can still appreciate and enjoy that according to the show's canon, they have issues because they genuinely have problems with each other as actual people rather than their parents' rivalry, because at the end of the day, that's the PJO TV show canon, and I can always turn to the books for that version of Percabeth's "rivalry", as that is the PJO book canon.

Same goes for the characters too. I will always have and love my dark haired Percy and blond haired Annabeth in the books, but I can also welcome and love Walker's Percy and Leah's Annabeth from the show. And so far, they along with Aryan are KILLING IT as those characters.

I can love both versions of the characters.

I can love both versions of the same story.

I can look at both versions as they own seperate canon or mix them together if I so wish too (especially since both versions of PJO are written by the same guy)

And that's ok. The adaptation doesn't have to be a complete copy of the books. It doesn't have to have things play out eactly the same way. The characters don't have to look exactly the way they are described as in the books. And that's ok. I will still always have the books to love and appreciate, but I can also start to love and appreciate the new adaptation for it's new spin and twists to the same story that sets it apart as it's own canon while still staying true to the spirit of its predecessor.

Anyway, sorry if I'm not making a lot of sense. I just think the people complaining about the changes in the show are looking at it all the wrong way. The show has it's own canon just as the books have their own canon, or even the musical. At the end of the day, isn't that kind of cool to have different versions of the same story and characters? Doesn't it give you so many more options to look at the story in different ways that you can prefer or choose from? Doesn't it give you new versions of canon that you choose from? And really, as long as the PJO adaptation, or any adaptation for that matter, stays true to the heart and spirit of the original story and characters, do the changes made really matter?

#anyway sorry for the long post #I've just been seeing a lot of people complaining about the PJO making changes from the books and I thought I give my 2 cents #& I thought about how the show dies make enough changes to certain events or plotpoints that you could look at it as its own seperate canon #and how that actually is kind of cool as it gives us another version of the same story and characters #it's actually really neat to have different versions of the same story ya know #its like. if I ever want the Percabeth that has more of a 'forbidden relationship' thing going on. there's always the book canon to fall on #likewise if I want the percabeth where they're rivals because they have genuine issues w/ eachother. there's the TV show. ya know?#and if I want the Athena that I can at least somewhat believe might actually care for Annabeth. there's the book canon #whereas if I want the Athena I straight up wanna strangle from the getgo. I now got the TV show for that😊#same with the characters descriptions #I personally still imagine Percy and Annabeth as they are described in the books #but I am positvely loving Leah and Walker's portrayal of TV Percy and Annabeth so much. especially in these last few episodes.#and don't get me started on how much I love Aryan as Grover. he's the GOAT (literally🤭)#anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk #I just think its neat that Ive now got 2. even 3 versions of PJO canon that I can love together and individually at my disposal now #and I just think the people who are complaining about the show aren't seeing it that way and that's why they're whining about changes #like. chill guys. we still have the books. but now we also the show and musical to give us new versions of the same story and characters #and is that not amazing when you think about it?#percy jackson series #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson tv show #percy jackson #percy and annabeth #athena #annabeth chase #grover underwood #book vs show #percy jackson books #percy jackson musical #percabeth

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antigonenikk · 7 days

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in my head i have a dedicated fancast for the men of the symposium and these two are my quintessential alcibiades and socrates…. i desperately need a see an age gap romance film where paul giamatti is continually unfaithful to his beautiful malewife callum turner…. claire denis get on it bitch!!

#paul giamatti is EXACTLY what i imagine socrates to look like its so uncanny #their auras are similar as well #and callum would slay at destroying the hermai and betraying athena and then sparta and then athens #symposium is lowkey already very fun by far the best dialogue #yes i have a fancast for every single one of socrates’ entourage why do you ask #yes dominic sessa would be agathon why do you ask???????#this tweet for a very select audience. many will not see the truth and vision i am preaching. only the brave will comprehend.#the symposium #alcibiades

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monpalace · 1 year

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I’m thinking thots at work, what do we think Wild’s [Name] would be like? -🧚🏽‍♀️

i feel like she'd be the leash that stops him from literally killing himself with whatever dumbshit that comes to mind and wild's the puppy that finds something (in this case, [name]) and refuses to leave it?

maybe she's someone who works at the castle who survived the calamity and was put into something like the chamber of resurrection in hopes they'd find each other and she'd keep him from doing more dumb shit because someone realized "hey, [name] and zelda are the only ones link listens to. they're literally his impulse control. but zelda's not here and [name]'s not immortal, so we should probably put her in like, a cryo-chamber or something" and then handed her off to the sheikah and said "do something please"

or she's some sort of mysterious figure who always appears out of nowhere (and gets to places you'd least expect to find them in) and isn't there when you turn around to look at them? like, maybe she showed up on the great plateau when wild first woke up, was questioned by the king as to how she got there, she just hits him with a "don't worry 'bout it sweetheart," and sticks with wild until he's ready before literally disappearing once he lands on the ground outside the great plateau? then at some point, he finds her again, asks where she's been, and he gets hit with "i was out having fun and getting what i needed to be done," before sticking with him for a few more days and ultimately disappearing again

imagine if she just showed up in the lost woods while he was about to get the master sword and absolutely scared him with "you'll probably want to get more health for that. it'll knock a lot out of you." "how do you know?" "just know that i know and be thankful that i told you," before going off to trade with some koroks and disappearing??

or what if she's a good friend of link's (or lover. idk) that died over the course of the hundred years he's been asleep? she's a ghost like the king, but because she doesn't have to guide him and help him relearn things (the king took that upon himself), she's just there to keep him company? because either zelda or the gerudo (keeping the geurdo to my heart no matter what 🤞🏽) managed to turn her into a spirit/ghost that's not exactly similar to the champions in the sense she isn't stuck to one spot/person and has her own separate set of rules? maybe she's not able to be seen by anyone else except wild so he has to do this, that, and the third to not look insane when she's talking to him in front of people? then, when everything's said and done, she doesn't disappear like the champions or the king because she's was created by the gerudo/zelda?-- or, if zelda made her, she's significantly weaker than 100 years before (and grows weaker the longer wild takes to beat ganon) since zelda's grown weaker as well, but as time passes post-ganon's defeat, she grows stronger?

#faeries in the garden #the palace answers #im sorry my hyperfixation on dead people kicked in #if i warm up enough maybe ill draw the [name]s idk #had to bite back the urge to make mysterious [name] say ''worry about what zelda's gonna do with your coffin once she gets out''#''i see that you're not doing what you need to be doing. instead you're out here.. torturing this korok like you're some woodsman and it's +#+ a tree. mh mh mh. anyways''#and then she disappears again??#mean [name]s are literally my favs #off topic but why are none of my loz ocs hylians 😭#my one hylian oc doesnt even like being hylian 🗿#i just got beef with hylians for some reason #i got beef with the kings name to #you could not pay me to spell ts out #behind the gerudo and ghost [name] thing; i see the gerudo as being really good with anything that's related to the deceased/dying as well +#+ as witchcraft because of twinrova/koume and kotake #but since botw/totk are basically disconnected from the rest of loz idk #Athena. Songbird. Atalanta. and Aphrodite

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zoebelladona · 4 months

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i think i'm gonna have to rewatch these last two episodes to come to terms with them and the themes of the show because so far my reaction has been

#they are streamlining less than the musical but because the musical is a Musical it's easier to forgive #maybe i'm just being a book purist but ://#i'm also maybe being too much of a mythology purist when i know pjo is not about accuracy #but bestie tf you mesn the chimera is young and learning to hunt. she very famously tried to kill bellerophon #i also would have liked some snake motifs on echidna. if there were any i didn't see them #also what was the point of leecy getting poisoned lol and How. the echidna has a serpent's tale not a scorpion's tale #the guy with the scorpion tale doesn't come in for another book #cool or whatever that the gateway ar h was a temple to athena. but why couldn't they include the fact annabeth likes architecture??#they could have still used it to hide annabeth could have just nerded out about how it was “safe” because of [architecture infodump]#ALSO WHAT'S WITH ATHENA LETTING THEM KILLED?? NO???? NO— WHAT??#echidna didn't really compel me and i Love echidna. i love mothers of monsters in mythology but she was just some white lady #i just... i don't know #i liked the bait and switch percy did though. to get grover and annabeth out #also sally 😬 girl what are you doing snapping at your kid. who are you #pjo tv

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aeide-thea · 11 months

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you would think that actively wanting to look masc would deactivate yr reflexive '😔 at being unfeminine' reaction but, alas,

#like literally it's like. would i feel better if i were more ~delicate~ in XYZ ways. absolutely i would not #like i imagine that and it's like. yikes no that image is some uncanny valley snapchat filter shit #the way i look is correct for me and could only be improved by getting butcher #and yet. shame like handkerchiefs!!!#brains r insane. sometimes you really do relate to all these SFF stories abt like. alien processes/consciousnesses lurking in yr head #like yeah there IS some other bitch tucked away in there like athena barbie and nothing she advocates is good for me!#(anyway. prompted by seeing a non-moot's Feminine Selfie and having a minor crisis abt it.)#(absolutely idiotic of me bc like. why shd their appearance have ANY implications for me whatsoever. we're different people.)#(but why have feelings you can intellectually & ethically endorse)#(when instead you can have the spectre of yr toxic 'femininity is a race yr assigned to run' conditioning lurch up out of the sludge!!)#(god.)#the psyche #what is gender we just don't know

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myname-isnia · 1 year

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The only Three Musketeers adaptations I’m willing to consume are Barbie and the Three Musketeers (2009) and soviet movie musical D’Artagnan and the Three Musketeers (1978) sorry not sorry

#this isn’t aimed at anyone just saying it in general #Barbie was my gay awakening #boyarsky as d’Artagnan was my bi awakening #rewatching the Barbie movie after reading the source material is fascinating #like not only do you catch small references like the mentions of Constance and lady winter #but also realise that there are quite a few parallels too #treville knowing corinne’s father #corinne upsetting the three (future) musketeers during her chase #the personalities of the characters #i love it so much #I was always curious why aramina got a clear name reference while the others didn’t #like maybe something like athena and portia instead of renee and viveca #but eh what do I know #but also again #aramina is clearly supposed to be aramis #not only bc of the name but also personality and romantic nature wise #the other two are a bit harder cause it’s less clear #I guess viveca is porthos?? cause fashion and all that #and that leaves renee as athos and I kinda see it but also not really #I know Barbie movies were never exact adaptations so it’s silly to expect exact parallels #but hey a girl can dream right #also I hc corinne as a total lady killer like d’Artagnan was in the oh lmao #Barbie is gay argue with a wall #OH ALSO THEY NAMED HER HORSE ALEXANDER #IDK IF IT WAS INTENTIONALLY AFTER ALEXANDER DUMAS BUT IF IT WAS THAT’S A NEAT LITTLE REFERENCE #okay I’m done ranting #nia shut up challenge #the three musketeers #barbie and the three musketeers #d’Artagnan and the three musketeers

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frost-felon · 1 year

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Playing Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice for the first time (note: like Dual Destinies, this is labeled as a "Phoenix Wright" game). I didn't like Dual Destinies, but outside of a few issues, Spirit of Justice was shaping up to be a better game than DD. That wasn't a hard bar to pass, but then I get to case 4 (henceforth referred to as "6-4").

Sweet GOD, this case sucks ass! As an Apollo fan (who knows some of the spoilers for the late game¹), I have anger, but I can't imagine the pain Athena fans likely felt, holy SHIT.

The way that this is written to be Athena's first big case on her own, where she proves that she doesn't need to be rescued or babied (as Phoenix was her 'savior' when she had a panic attack in DD). So what happens? Simon Blackquill, a twenty-nine-year-old man, has to rescue her during the trial. Not because she has a panic attack, but because she's CLEARLY too stupid to not need assistance, Your Honor.

This is after Blackquill had been pestering her into trying to get any sort of assistance from her (male, much older) boss, Phoenix, and her (male, older) co-worker, Apollo. She notes that neither could help her even if she wanted to acquiesce to Blackquill's concerns, as Phoenix is in a different country, and Apollo is on a theater stage as the boss' daughter's assistant.

Blackquill FREQUENTLY nags Athena about how he doesn't want to "nursemaid" (babysit) her during the trial, and often insults her intelligence/competency, insisting that she needs the help to successfully defend the accused.

The accused, whom Blackquill benefits from proving the innocence of.

Prosecutor Shithead also frequently insults Athena's intelligence and competence, and mocks her for her inexperience and age. She's 19...Shithead is only 25, the same age as her co-worker (and as we found out in 6-3, his adoptive brother).

Athena literally gets manhandled by Blackquill at one point, when he's frustrated that she's floundering. This is a unique animation using the 3D models, from Athena's perspective. This is a grown-ass man assaulting another member of the court, when he was the one to force himself into the Defense Bench.

The Defendant, who shows up drunk to the trial (and is only sober when he is found Not Guilty), mistakes Athena to be Simon's lover, due to a misunderstanding that Simon caused. Defendant: "Is she, like, yer fellow apprentice or sumfin'...?" Simon: "...Heh, something like that. I've known her longer than I've known you. You could say we're bound to one another." Defendant: "Ohhhh, m'kay... Well den. Guessh I better call 'er MIZ chickadee, den." Simon never corrects this during the case. (Not sure if he ever does afterward.)

In general, I feel like this case was meant to be the developers saying, "Hey, we didn't forget about Athena, guys!" (She was Apollo's assistant for Case 2.) And...seemingly to push Blackquill/Athena. I don't mind the fans of that ship, but that's a pairing I definitely don't want to see become canon. Especially if it's going to be like this.

Things that don't have to do with Blackquill below:

Prosecutor Shithead is particularly unbearable in this case. I believe that in general, he has some of the worst arguments of any prosecutors in the series, save maybe the Paynes and DeBeste. I'm not even sure if he's got better arguments than them, honestly.

Athena went into Law School abroad, but specializes in analytical psychology (particularly as to be used in court cases). One of the witnesses is revealed to have a certain psychological condition. Anybody wanna guess?! ...Yeah, it's a popculture favorite: Multiple Personality Disorder. The correct choice to reveal this is, "[The witness] has multiple personalities." Athena then correctly identifies the real phenomenon of Dissociative Identity Disorder...before using both that and MPD interchangeably. I actually don't think it's ever referred to as DID again, after that. The secret witness (the fourth personality of this witness) is revealed when the other three become unconscious, due to being alcoholic lightweights. This fourth personality, who is portrayed as a child, is not affected by the alcohol (at least insofar as how the case portrays drunk characters, including the other three personalities).

The other witness (besides Blackquill, who is actually a witness as well) is used for boob jokes (if you've seen the clussy memes with the balloon lady, that's her). She's also the killer.

The case is pretty easy...save for one or two issues. My primary one is with the murder weapon. The autopsy report notes that the victim suffocated, but "Nothing was found in his lungs." He is killed by...being smothered to death with uncooked dough. Even beyond what a pain it is to realize what you're actually supposed to point out, this...this is a painful revelation for the case. And by that, I mean it goes against almost everything that was established before, and is suspect, logically. My only defense for this would be that maybe he didn't inhale any of the dough, but ingested some, and the coroner just didn't check. In typical Ace Attorney fashion, the defendant is tried for this murder the day after the body is found...but still. Very frustrating.

But what's HELLA FRUSTRATING is that this is the penultimate case. And it might as well be a Case 2 in terms of structure and difficulty, as well as overall plot importance. 'Cause this has NOTHING to do with the overarching plot, as far as I can tell. Case 3 literally left off with the plot ramping up. Apollo's got a ton of connections to the overarching plot. Athena has...a filler case that puts the brake on any forward momentum in the plot. I already thought that Dual Destinies either should have been an Apollo Justice game² or more appropriately, an Athena Cykes game. She didn't do anything to get shafted like this, good Lord. And it's not like this messy handling would appease the majority of players, either...right? Athena fans, you deserve better--as an Apollo Justice fan (of the game and the character), Godspeed.

I like literally none of the characters in this case, ugh. Connected to the last point, my feelings would probably be different if this was actually Case 2. But the Case that is Case 2...as much as I have mixed feelings on it, there is a lot more to enjoy there. AND IT'S PLOT-RELEVANT. Is...is 6-4 even thematically relevant??? It sure doesn't feel like it.

Alright, so last thing. The only justification this case has for being as late as it is--that would be Prosecutor Shithead's acknowledgement of Athena as a worthy adversary. With some tweaks, that could have happened at the end of 6-2 (if these cases were swapped). It would also have been way more interesting to actually utilize the information of Apollo and Shithead being adoptive brothers, instead of 6-2 having a hook at the end for that reveal in 6-3. In general...6-2 should have been 6-4, given what I understand to be going on with 6-5 (and even what I don't, as there are plenty of things I successfully avoided knowing due to my hiatus).

I'm very peeves about this case. It's a massive low point for Spirit of Justice, and I was already trying to be charitable. Thank you to anyone who read this far--hope you enjoyed my seething. 'Cause my God, the lead up to playing more of this game (watching playthroughs of Apollo Justice and Dual Destinies) and actually playing it have caused me to stew so, so hard.

¹That's got a whole backstory to it, so I won't be talking about it in this initial post. Feel free to ask in reblogs, replies, or my ask box, though. It's why I left the Ace Attorney fandom since around the time the game came out (2016).

²I have many feelings about Dual Destinies, and many of them are negative. Athena deserved better than debuting there, but similar to the above, I won't go into any of it here.

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softestepilogue · 2 years

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okay but 100% buck would let chris curse in front of them and eddie would just be like “oh yeah no you’re not gonna teach my son that white nonsense.”

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kurtzhot · 9 months

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the thing about riverdale season 7 is that even though it is textually the gayest season it is so easily the worst at being textually gay. they robbed kevin and clay and cheryl and toni of doing anything interesting or having a meaningful relationship with any other character all season and their song in archie the musical is boring af. but the subtextual gay relationships are insane because the characters spend their screentime doing other stuff and have hopes and dreams and stuff. archie and reggie are wrestling in their shared bedroom and worrying that their respective passions for writing and basketball will take them away from eachother. gay kevin and clay are in love i guess because they keep telling us they are. do you see what i mean or am i being an asshole

#i liked kevin and clay in the beginning too!!! and im obsessed with cheryl and toni in earlier seasons it just felt like once they were in #stable relationships the writers dont include them in any plot or conflict #cheryl didnt even get to be MEAN. and like i dont want to be like why did they all end up together but it just felt like a checked box #the episode where cheryl goes to black athena and toni gets kind of weird about it and clay gets to be a little annoying and pretentious #i was like YES!! I LOVE THESE GUYS #but then none of them ever had any issues again #kevins parents getting divorced was weak because it wasn't like. a plot #i miss cheryls art collector fling and witch girlfriend. not because i like them better than toni but because its fun when characters #break up and you get to see them in different relationships and then maybe they come back to eachother after growing a little #and this whole season just steamrolled all of that history for all of them and left them flat and that suckks bro that is not based #crit

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drunk-on-starlight · 2 years

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Playing the pre-sequel is such a strange experience compared to every other game because half your team will either hate or want to kill each other at the end of it. Nobody ends this game clean, half the cast are villains later.

#Borderlands #Usually you see the vault hunters become friends or something like family but not here #It's epilogue slides are so grim too #I do wonder why Jack never tried to hunt down athena #But I'm glad Aurelia and her were able to get away

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maybepolly · 2 years

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how about junithena for the ship ask? (this is the only one coming to mind atm other than butzfred. you can do that one instead if you like).

butzfred has so much potential, i approve. there's something about stealing the heart of the man no one thought had a heart to begin with that is just poetic

junithena is definitely one of my fave f/f ace attorney ships!! i really really like the ships where the two characters were close but got separated for years and years and upon reunion they had to basically. learn each other again. and junithena is that for me. i wish there was more emphasis on the angst of looking at someone you used to love and seeing a stranger and having to work on learning who is that person to you after all these years, but overall a solid ship!

#that last part is also why i really like fics that explore how athena and simon see each other after those seven years #though obviously that's not in a shipping sense. meeting family again and realizing they're actually a stranger and not who you remember #is also really powerful and important idk #thank you puffle for the ask!!

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dullahandyke · 6 months

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need to do a thing but im too busy envisioning a crossover fic in which ienzo kingdomhearts and athena cykes become bffs

#^ target audience of me #like either ienzo is dicking around in a gummi ship and lands in japanifornia and meets athena #or widget gets into the gummiphone network somehow and athena gets an internet friend #like i think athena would be really interesting in kh universe w her emotion abilities!#souls! hearts! heartless! i want to shove her in front of a nobody and see what happens #not even just emotion stuff connecting them either #brain afflicted me with the notion that metis and even are similar and it wont leave #it then came up with aura being similar to ansem the wise which stunlocked me for a bit despite being shakier #man this has shifted focus now. i want to see athena cykes adventures in kingdom hears #does this exist. looking it up #it doesnt.... ohhhh brain why do you do this to me when i have a 2k essay due on monday and so much shit to do #ok i need to just make a doc of fic ideas so i can get stuff out without needing to Write it wwrite it #and maybe i can make time for writing < lol. i can barely block off time for doing fun stuff

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lilislegacy · 2 months

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have you ever thought about how out of all the men in PJO and HOO, percy is the least like annabeth? they complement each other so beautifully, like 2 puzzle pieces that are a perfect fit, but they’re SO different. like imagine…

piper: annabeth is dating one of these 4 men

hazel: *gestures to percy, jason, frank, and leo*

piper: guess which one

random person: hmm… i’d say frank. he’s the son of the god of war and she’s the daughter of the goddess of battle strategy. they’re both incredible fighters and stategists. i bet they are amazing together

percy: 😐

hazel: *nervously laughs*

piper: um, nope! try again!

random person: oh? really? ok well then definitely jason. son of zeus? well mannered, always in control of the situation, very humble and honorable. as a daughter of athena, he’s totally her type. they are both very calm and level-headed. they both are leaders and know how to weigh the options and outcomes quickly in a tough situation. plus, they are both blonde with light eyes, so they would have beautiful babies!

percy: 😒

piper: *nervously laughs*

hazel: um… still no! one more try!

random person: oh wait… i’m so stupid! it’s obvious!

hazel: there you go! i also think it’s obv-

random person: it’s leo! why didn’t i see it? he’s a mechanic. she’s an architect. they are perfect together! she’s a creator and he’s a fixer. their brains work so much like each other. they’re basically meant to be! oh and they are both from the south!! and i bet-

piper: IT’S PERCY! she is dating percy. perseus jackson. you know, the one on the left? tall, tan, lean, black hair, green eyes? him and only ever him.

random person: oh

percy: 🤨

random person: the… the son of poseidon?? the hot sarcastic bad boy? with that troublemaker look about him? the one with severe mood swings, and who gets expelled from every single school he goes to?

percy: *awkwardly looks down at his hands*

random person: HE’S annabeth chase’s boyfriend??

annabeth: damn right he is 🥰

#THAT’S HER MAN #AND HE IS PERFECT FOR HER #incorrect quotes #honestly i feel like most people would assume she’s dating jason #LOL #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #piper mclean #hazel levesque #jason grace #leo valdez #frank zhang #heroes of olympus #the heroes of olympus #pjo #analysis

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