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etherealstardustt · 3 months

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I'm sorry for being so horribly inactive but I have this huge study load and my exam is really soon. But I wanted to say that thankyou for all the people who sent asks and replied under my "wanna be friends?" post lol and offered to be my friend. I love you all sm and you made my day <33

#🐧💌#i will try to reply to y'all soon #i promise😭

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potato-head-kids · 5 months

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Gemsona that’s a Coprolite and they wear this hat

[image Description: headshot photo of a guy wearing a hat that looks like a smiling poop emoji. The guy is light skinned and smiling. End ID]

(Also their weapon would be a plunger, naturally-)

#unsanitary #poop emoji #ask to tag #SU shitpost #gemsona #joke #this is a joke #I promise😭#steven universe

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timbermeshivers · 9 months

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My mom keeps tagging my sister in Indigenous women appreciation posts on FB but not me & when I asked why she said “bc you don’t look it”

DAMN

#I get that the Irish part of me won (looks wise) but DAMN #this is why I never say ‘oh yea my moms indigenous’#BC THEY NEVER BELIEVE ME #they look at me and are like 🤨really?#I promise😭#indiginous

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kingkatsuki · 7 months

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Imagine Dynamight going to a school to be interviewed by the little children there, sitting down in one of the chairs in their classroom that is far too small for his hulking form but he sits down in it without complaint as the kids sit down in front of him with crossed legs.

And he loves it, because they have no filter— just like him, and they end up asking him the most blunt questions without hesitation. And some of the questions he’d never usually answer if they were coming from broadcasters or reporters, but he can’t lie to these kids so he keeps responding openly and honestly.

Even when one of the little girls asks “Mister Dynamight, do you have a girlfriend?”

It’s a rumour that’s been circulating for months as the media try to work out who the mysterious woman is in his life (if there even is one!) and it’s confirmed immediately when Bakugou answers with a, “Yeah, I do.”

And as his PR manager is having a meltdown in the corner, Bakugou’s grin is wide when the little boys in the room sound out a simultaneous chorus of “ewwwwwww”

#and he answers more questions about you when they ask #it’s like a world exclusive #and he agrees to show them all a pic of you if they promise to keep it secret🥺#it’s adorable really #and they’re trying to pick his gauntlets up #and he lets them try on his sparks #sigh #soft bakugou #I was thinking about that stormzy interview #when the little kid asks why he doesn’t like wastemen🥺😭 when they keep our streets clean #I can’t 💕

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yuu9o · 30 days

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Ren bby🥺

Twitter saw it first but i post over here too just in case..

#14dwy #14 days with you #Ren #illustration art #art #male yandere #Hoping i do him justice #I will draw redacted one day if i have energy #Rn my brain occupied with boothill hsr #Sol still stuck in my wip folder 😭 I finish you one day i promise

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sophfandoms53 · 3 months

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IS HE RECORDING A FUCKING TIKTOK DANCE LMFAOO

I cannot wait for Shadow to beat his ass and make him question absolutely everything😭

#COUNT YOUR DAYS SONIC LMAOO #I love him i promise #he just needs a little shadow check😭#no more friendship is magic here #it’ll be so funny #i support shadow’s rights and wrongs #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #knuckles the echidna #knuckles series #sonic movie #sonic movie 2 #sonic movie 3

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isjasz · 3 months

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Part 2- At the gate

🥀

(Yep this is the end for the comics because JESUS CHRIST. GAJHWJHDJA. I will probably maybe make more doodles for the au tho but nothing this structured like this again o7 it's been fun!!)

Designs | Part 1 | Part 2 (End)

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nukbody · 5 months

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Sketches of my girlzzz

#and my current party too heh #i would draw Karlach but she left calling me mad #😭😭😭#will do another playthrough with her i promise #minthara baenre #lae'zel #laezel #shadowheart #shart #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 fanart #bg3 #nukbody sketch dump

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tinynebula · 10 months

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the more hilarious part of the reactions to the Barbie movie is seeing usamerican conservatives lose their fucking minds over something that barely even scratched the surface of a feminist narrative like if they're ever exposed to decolonial feminism it might obliterate them from existence

#also thinking about those who are like THIS IS SO PROGRESSIVE AND FEMINIST #like babe it's the absolute bare minimum i promise it gets better you just live in a puritanical hellscape 😭#barbie

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monicahar · 11 months

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“thanks for the flowers!”

“what flowers?”

in which they find out you receive a gift from someone that isn't them.

characters; wanderer, alhaitham, kaveh

; i keep seeing that damn tiktok 😐 gender neutral reader, fluff, crack,

WANDERER eyes you skeptically, suspicion being evident on his pale features as he scans your expression up and down. has he already caught on to your little prank?

“first of all, who in their right mind would court you? and with some sappy flowers as well?”

you return his unamused gaze, finding him very unfunny.

“you do know that you're dating me, right?”

“unfortunately.” he clicks his tongue, further leaning towards your face, brows still furrowed as if he's trying to decipher something, gazing at you with an unreadable expression that has your resolve crumbling. “is this another one of your antics to get a rise out of me? if so, it's not working.”

his lips break out into a grin upon watching your eyes widen. but your shock doesn't last long—him immediately seeing through your silly scheme isn't an unexpected outcome, funnily enough.

“you're too serious sometimes.” you pout at him whilst he scoffs, “just humor me. what would you actually do if i managed to receive flowers from another?”

“it's simple—you can't.” comes his swift and confident reply, offending you as you stare at him incredulously, weighing the implication of his words.

“you speak of me like i'm the most unattractive person in teyvat—what do you mean i can't?”

“you're an idiot. would i have really chosen you if you were unattractive in any way?” he crosses his arms before facing you completely, indigo hues staring directly into yours.

“i already eliminated all those who dare steal you from me.”

...?

you freeze on the spot, processing what you've just heard.

“...excuse me?”

“—just kidding. i'm no longer that type of person, hah.” he huffs out a derisive laugh, yet his humorous farce does not meet his eyes.

not finding any comfort in his supposed testament of it only being a joke, you opt to stare at him confusingly in return. weirdo.

ALHAITHAM, much like the wanderer, catches on to the prank immediately. whether it's intuition, scarily precise deduction or just the way you generally act weird when it comes to lying to his face—he still figured you out in the end like it's nothing.

but unlike the wanderer, he decides to humor you and play along. what a good boyfriend.

“...you mean you didn't give me the flowers?” you flutter your lashes at him, a horrible and terribly inefficient way to convince him that the whole thing with the flowers is actually real. alhaitham suddenly has the rare urge to laugh. since when did you act like this?

alhaitham shifts in his seat. “no. who do you think it's from?”

“hm.” you hum thoughtfully, bringing a finger to your chin as if in deep thought. the scribe briefly wonders how far you're willing to take this joke. but he digresses—the chances of him actually getting mad at you are akin to that of kaveh finally shutting up—

“maybe kaveh? he grew an interest in flowers recently, so i've heard. maybe he sent some as like a sign of friendship or something along those lines...there's no way it means something else, riiiiiight?”

alhaitham pauses his train of thought.

speak of the devil.

momentarily doubting his conclusion that you're just pulling a prank, he quietly glowers at you as if silently telling you to take back your words.

“what about him?”

you immediately cower upon the drop in his tone—raising your arms in defense when alhaitham moves to stalk closer to you. “i was joking! i didn't get any flowers from anyone and last time i conversed with kaveh was when i—”

“let's go.” he grabs the back of your collar and drags you along, a newfound heavy weight in his footsteps as an indescribable and uncomfortable feeling creeps up on his neck.

“i really was just joking, 'haitham! i was bored and i wanted to annoy you for a bit! i swear!”

even if it wasn't true, the thought of kaveh gifting you flowers without his knowledge—

alhaitham's expression subconsciously turns sour. quite unlucky that you couldn't witness the extremely scarce sight of jealousy on your boyfriend as you are comically dragged against your will behind him.

“the nearest flower shop is just around the corner. tell me if anything piques your interest.” he says in way that has no room for argument. he is getting you flowers now.

KAVEH falls for it, obviously. not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed outside his designated profession, you see.

“i don't remember buying any flowers...” he mutters to himself, the gears in his head turning. it's almost laughable when he finally pieces your words together, a look of disbelief painfully present on his faxe but by some miracle, you resisted the urge to burst out in giggles right then and there. “wait...i didn't send any!”

“is that so...then who would send me flowers other than you?” you edge him on, instigating at its finest, much poking a sleeping bear with a stick while you circle it tauntingly.

an actual enraged kaveh is something you've never seen before, just some tantrums and endless ranting about some clients and his roommate. you've always wanted to see it—just not directed at you, hopefully.

“that's...ah, people already know you're dating me though, so it can't be someone hitting on you. maybe it's just from a relative or—”

“really?” you tilt your head, feigning a bit of confusion. “then i suppose i should keep these red roses then. i'll ask tighnari how to keep them alive, i guess.”

“w-wait, wait—could you repeat that?”

“hm?” you face him, “i'll ask tighnari?”

“no, the one before that.”

“...i'll keep the red roses?” you had to hold yourself back from grinning ear to ear when his eyes widen.

it's not unexpected that someone versed in the beauty of art would recognize one of the most common flower's meaning. quite the handy trivia.

he immediately stands up, grabbing your hand in tow as you yelp in surprise at his abruptness.

“kaveh?!”

“those flowers mean love! like, actual romantic love! i'll burn it for you right now! where'd you put it!?” the intensity of his ruby gaze sends shudders down your spine.

“it's not like i reciprocate it—”

“still, no one other than me should be sending those...!” kaveh tightens his grip on your hands, “i don't like the idea of someone hitting on you. i can't let anyone attempt to take you away from me...”

you blink. “kaveh...”

“—that's why show it to me now! or i'll bite you!”

“okay, okay! jeez...”

now...how are you going to break the news to him that it was actually yellow roses, and most definitely not from an admirer?

the biggest hater of my work is myself. wtf am i writing bruh ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

#can i just announce thag i only found out today that i am moots with LOCK????#literally screamed when i saw her name in my followers list #literally my inspiration for writing😭 one day ill write just like her i promise #for now enjoy my terrible vocabulary #genshin impact x reader #genshin drabbles #genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact imagines #genshin x reader #wanderer x reader #alhaitham x reader #kaveh x reader #kunikuzushi x reader #scaramouche x reader #har❗fiction

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casualcupholder · 1 year

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um...so,

#monster high #draculaura #frankie stein #clawdeen wolf #my art #to anyone who wishes they got to wear these uniforms.. no u dont i promise i promiseeeeee #i basically wore a suit for my most formative years and it was miserable 😭

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amiracleilluminated · 9 months

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Every day seems a little longer Every way, love's a little stronger Come what may Do you ever long for true love from me?

#good omens #goodomenssource #dailygoodomens #goodomensedit #goedit #davidtennantedit #michaelsheenedit #*gifs #flashing tw #good omen spoilers #spoilers #OKAY back to my crying hole i go 😭#i promise you‚ it's the same psd. no‚ i don't know why the results are so drastically different

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somanyfandomsblog · 4 months

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I need someone to make an off handed comment in the show at some point about how the gods don’t have DNA because the non book readers are starting to question things bc all the gods keep saying “family” “brother” “sister” “cousin” blah blah and I’m like yes ok cool but explain that your children don’t have your DNA or SOMETHING pls just one god needs to make an off handed remark and then Percy can be confused and annabeth can fully explain it and then BAM non book readers will stop saying they don’t know if they should ship Percabeth. It’s fine y’all I promise 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

AND that while, yes that does *technically* mean that kids in the same cabin … COULD date each other like …. Legally … they explain that it’s weird since they share a parent even though no DNA is technically shared, kinda like if you’re step siblings or something.

Ok anyway hope this helps pls ship Percabeth freely now, thank you!!!!!

#percy jackson #percy pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy series #percabeth #percy and annabeth #annabeth chase #Percabeth are not related guys I promise😭

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eva-birdman-art · 18 days

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"I believe you're my purpose"

#I'm so so very normal abt them I promise #ok but oscar telling arthur he's his purpose 😭😭 hello???#malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #oscar malevolent #my art

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egophiliac · 8 months

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I love the idea of teenage Malleus hating his new baby brother Silver but slowly falling for him

words cannot express how much I adore that Mal's reaction to seeing a human baby for the first time was "the fuck is this. why does it look like that. gross." (then he immediately got stuck on babysitting duty and the rest is history)

I am SUCH a sucker for that trope of "non-humans being fascinated by normal human behavior", so between that and all the delicious angst going on I was eating VERY well. >:) Malleus being so impressed that two-year-old Silver can walk, because it took him twenty years to stand on two legs! Lilia barging in on the Zigvolts at 2 AM being like "he won't stop crying what do I do"! Lilia trying to feed Silver rats and Malleus being like "...please just stick with what the books say to feed it"! it is all so. chef's kiss.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(this is based on a very dumb in-joke and i apologize)#i promise i will (eventually) stop spamposting i am just still floating in a river of sheer delight from this update #god. the spoon scene is going to live in my brain forever #malleus having to be the one to teach sebek and silver basic magic because lilia was SO bad at explaining it 😭#also like...i had assumed mal didn't know who silver really is so it wasn't a surprise when lilia straight-up lied to his face about it #but now i can just SEE it hovering there on the horizon as a thing they're probably going to have to deal with at some point #like 'malleus doesn't know' is no longer a sort of general observation/theory and is instead now a very relevant Problem #ohohoho. splendid. things are going to get SO bad and i am going to be here clapping my stupid little hands at it all

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daeyumi · 8 months

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Garden Date 💖💐🌼

Midzel hourssssssss 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

I don’t draw them often but WHEN I DO!! world better be ready

#legend of zelda #zelda #midzel #twilight princess #Midna #zelda fanart #Zelda twilight princess #zelda tp #twilight princess fanart #Midna fanart #daeyumi art #one of my all time fave ships tbh #one of these days i should draw front view of their outfits bc i promise u i was COOKING #but it all got covered up by my silly poses & perspective i chose 😭😭😭#also still proud of this piece i drew it for valentines this year lol & i still think the atmosphere is peak

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