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shvroyism · 24 days

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you can’t be claim to love Helaena, say she is the only good team green member and that she deserved so much better, while simultaneously defending blood & cheese. I am sorry, it’s not allowed, i don’t make the rules.

#i mean you can #but you like stupid and hypocritical af #anti team black #ig ???#idk #anti daemon stans

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maxpaulll · 2 months

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Despite being *incredibly* behind on Redacted videos I still have Redacted thoughts from time to time.

Today? David and Angel who regularly shower together.

Not in the sexual way (okay, maybe sometimes in the sexual way) but in a sweet, domestic way. Washing each other’s backs and just taking care of each other in such a simple way. Just to make sure they’re clean.

Angel in the throes of burnout from work, they /have/ to shower to feel clean and like a person but they can’t bring themself to do anything more than sit under the hot water and evaporate, and David who stands behind them and patiently does their annoyingly long hair-care routine, applying their face wash, and gently spraying them down when he’s done-

David, who’s a wreck after the summer solstice, having Angel gently wash away all the sweat and tension away from the day. They’re massaging shampoo into his scalp as he melts, pressing kisses into his temple and wiping the soap from his eyes as they wash it out.

But it’s not just when they need it most. It’s almost every night (unless someone’s away) sometimes it’s just a weeknight and Angel is chatting about their day, or a late Sunday when David’s pulled an almost-all-nighter and Angel is trying not to fall asleep between the warm water and David’s calming presence.

That’s all vv

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted angel #redacted david #just thinking abt some stuff #gay stuff #do 9 out of 15 of these showers turn into “fun’’?? sure. but that’s the beauty of it #I just need to think about them being normal and domestic though #they’re freaks 24/7 let me think about them being normal for three minutes #anyways please enjoy my rambles #and I definitely 100% was NOT projecting onto Ange at all #ps Angel sits on the floor in a bathrobe while David braids their hair for bed #you can’t tell me I’m wrong #I mean you can #but I won’t listen

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weird-amazon-fight · 1 year

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Weird Amazon Items Fight!!

Do you ever go online shopping and see something you have to look twice at, do you ever go actively looking for weird online shopping finds, do you want to find the weirdest item ever? Well take them down here and put them in the ring and watch them duel it out!

Submission Rules!!

-It doesn't have to be specifically be from Amazon, it can be from whatever online shopping service you'd like!

-Must be at least slightly weird

-BE CIVIL, don't be an asshole, this is a silly goofy tournament don't get mad because yours didn't win

-Please send a link to the product in the spot on the submission form

-Propaganda is allowed! Tell us all how your item should win!

-You can submit as many different items as you want but please don't submit the same one over and over again.

-Have fun! This is a silly goofy thing! Be as silly goofy as you want

At the end of this tournament I will buy the weirdest item (as long as it's not too expensive, if it's too expensive I'll go for the second one)

Have fun y'all!!!!! (run by the admin of the Little Guys Tournament @littleguy-scuffle @the-shape-showdown and @artsupplies-battle) (Main is @gayraccoonthing I shitpost over there)

#please don't send in dildos #I know y'all #I mean you can #as long as it's weird #Weirdest Amazon Items Fight #polls

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petallix · 1 year

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Master of funkos

#metallica #lars ulrich #my stuff #Pls don't ask about the thought process behind it #i mean you can #But do you really want to know?#Funko pops freak me out #Their black void eyes are haunt me #metallica fanart

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sometimesraven · 5 months

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you don't get to be mad at Moffat's "everybody lives" trope and then celebrate the Giggle js

#i mean you can #but you'd be a hypocrite #dw spoilers #dw #doctor who #i promise I'll be positive about dw again soon i just have to get this off my chest XD #rtd critical

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dilfsisko · 4 months

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Wish you could just eat a hot pepper like a baby carrot

#els.txt #food #i mean you CAN #but people look at you

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cloud-somersault · 8 months

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just fyi, I'm gonna rework Macaque's powers so they actually make sense. So in chapter 4 if you come at me with that, "that's not how the powers worked when Macaque saved MK" well that's because I'm in charge, and I'm changing them so they make sense

#listen i know we all love the show me included #but loving it is also acknowledging its flaws #and the (nonexistent) magic system in this show annoys the fuck outta me #hence all the explanations in constellations where i fix things #we cant just ignore how powers are wildly inconsistent or just made to get the plot moving or for convenience #i mean you can #but I wont #constellations fic

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thefemboylinkagenda · 3 months

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watching season 1 episode 3 again and oh my god, Ezekiel and Cassandra my absolute beloveds.

#the librarians #ezekiel jones #cassandra cillian #theyre both so bisexual and in love #you cant tell me otherwise #i mean you can #but like #i am reminded why i shipped them songard #also i adore them so #theres that

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ghostie-wally · 3 months

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eat *yeets a corpse at ghost home*

*home turned their head just in time to see it come flying. The corpse was then gone in less them 10 minutes.*

#do not question the ghostie home #or how he ate it so fast.#i mean you can #but i wouldn't

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torifuckingspring · 8 months

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you know i might post way too much on tumbler and i might also be annoying in real life and i might be way too obsessed with rwrb but at least im not in jail

(yet)

#you thought #you thought this will have a nice ending #well yea it's not that funny #i just really needed to get it out #also #im tired #also i need friends #also someone message me #no dick pics #i mean you can #im just tired #rwrb #im bored #i hate myself #ok fuck me bye

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anime-scarves · 8 months

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Annnd it's time for a stream. I'm going to be playing the current Arknights event Trials of the Navigator 2. I didnt get around to playing the first one so i'm excited to see how it plays.

twitch_live

This embed is cringe tho

#text #why it embed like that #you gonna watch me through your dash #I mean you can #I wont stop you #but it seems like a poor viewing experience #scarves streams #arknights #I can use quibai in hard content now too!

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a-clowns-words · 2 years

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i think shinsou would listen to corpse.

#you cant debate me on this #i mean you can #but i'll win #arson's shit #shinso #shinsou #shinsou hitoshi #shinso hitoshi #hitoshi #hitoshi shinsou #bnha

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can-we-die-now · 1 year

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i cant jump out the window saying "what if i float?"