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#I love those three idiots
mxmarsbars · 1 month
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rewatched bdubs’s third life improt come home please I miss you (communication could’ve saved them)
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tobisiksi · 1 month
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I have this headcanon where ku has moles that forms constellations
like imagine him just changing for gym class and aren sees the Ursa major on his back
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salad-storm · 4 months
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I love sashisu because they all very much love each other and are best friends but the shoko erasure is so blatant that it makes for a very interesting dynamic. Like yeah obviously she was part of everything that happened. Not that any of them would realise if you asked them though.
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eryanlainfa · 1 year
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~Try to keep it hidden. Honey, we can see right through you~
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me? watching dhmis for the 'nth time? its more likely than you think
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officialbarackobama · 24 days
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my friend just messaged me and asked if i knew about the “watcher shitshow” as though im not several dozen feet deep invested in these boys
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sure-i-exist · 2 years
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The three reasons for two people to spend a lot of time together:
One of thems dying
The other ones dying
Gambling problem
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findingnemosworld · 9 months
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my sleep paralysis demon ( you can't tell me he's not dead inside, look at his eyes 😂😂 )
( I wish I didn't still have a soft spot for him yet here we are )
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i collect billy appreciating steddies and eddie appreciating harringroves to hoard in my follows like precious stuffed animals. i am holding all of you close and we are all having a riveting discussion about how steve has two hands, one for each of his metalhead boyfriends <3
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mephi-does-things · 7 months
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Girl help I keep restarting my BG3 playthroughs the moment I reach act 3
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katnissgirlsmakedo · 4 months
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it’s crazy how women speak to each other so little on this show that kate and sun having one scene together feels like an oasis in the desert. do not get me wrong lost is fine with women it just does NOT pass the bechdel test most episodes unfortunately. nothing to be done we already got once upon a time out of it i wouldn’t ask for more. anyway. kate and sun 🫶
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gayemoji · 6 months
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im going to kill a certain vicadin addict so bad. not before i give him some actual unrequited love first. i love him but he is so stupid.
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creator-from-hel · 9 months
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Some doodles I did like yesterday
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Top-left : Big ass hug. Myrrah loves beards a lot. I like to imagine her jumping on Ragnvindr's back a lot just to shove her face in his stubble.
(Translation of the text :
Ragnvindr : Say, Myrrah, it's been 15 minutes. Do you like my beard that much ?
Myrrah : Yea <3)
Top-right : The following. Myrrah is a horny demon and her partner has some hell of titties (even though he's an angel). No choice but to squish them, am I right ?
Don't worry they're fine. Hugging the Myrrah is often enough to defuse the hornyness.
(Translation of the text :
Ragnvindr : .... You're getting a bit too comfortable right now.)
Bottom-left : Myrrah and her girlfriend Lubell (@will-i-ever-find-a-good-username) hugging.
I love them. They're adorable. They've healed my heart (and probably both of them's too).
Bottom right : Canon scene of the ttrpg.
Final boss, fighting against a fucking god, when you see your partner who promised you a country of peace jump in front of your other partner to save her life and instantly fall in coma by two blades in the chest, but stress is giving you insane willpower and you're finally acting like the queen you used to be.
And you have to keep fighting through the pain.
No matter what.
Myrrah is a healer, dw she healed them both, but oh boi the scolding after that-
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First of all, what the fuck happened to the desktop version of Tumblr? I hate it.
Anyway, Incorrect Quotes: (Tealstars) Brotherhood Edition!
Peng: WHO ATE MY BREAD?! Peng: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K- DBK: I did? Peng: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today DBK. Peng: *walks away* DBK: DBK: They're gone Chikao. Chikao, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!
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DBK: Chikao just insisted Peng and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter. DBK: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.
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Chikao: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly? Peng: Not again! Chikao: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions. DBK: Just wait until you hear about whales. Chikao: What now?
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Chikao: Would you take a bullet for me? DBK: ...yes? *Peng angrily burst into the room* Chikao: *running away* Great, thanks!
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DBK: The first time I ever got upset in front of Peng, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me. Peng: I was doing both, for your information. Chikao: The first time Peng hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.
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Yellowtusk: So, Chikao and Azure. Yellowtusk: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto… Chikao: We had a bad day. Yellowtusk: And… MURDER?! Azure: It was a pretty bad day…
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Chikao: Tell Azure off, Yellowtusk! Assert yourself! Yellowtusk: That's my ice cream! Chikao: Good! Now let them have it!! Yellowtusk, handing Azure the ice cream: Here, you can have it!
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Azure: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him? Yellowtusk: A pet WHAT?! Chikao: William Snakespeare.
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Chikao: Guess what? Peng: What? Chikao: No, you have to guess. Peng, thinking: I don’t know. Chikao: Yellowtusk is in the hospital. Peng: Why would you make me guess that?! Peng: What happened?!
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Yellowtusk: Hi could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire? Chikao: Microwave for 40 minutes. Azure: WHY WERE YOU MICROWAVING A LEMON?! Chikao: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn’t own any pots… Peng: Did you burn an orange too? HOW?! Chikao: Microwave for 40 minutes.
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Chikao: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Peng: *crouches down* Azure: *kneels down* Yellowtusk: *sits on the floor* Chikao: Chikao: I hate all of you.
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Azure: Good. Thanks, dad. Yellowtusk: You just called Peng “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.” Azure: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”. Peng: Do you see me as a father figure, Azure? Azure: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me. Chikao: Hey! Show your father some respect!
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Yellowtusk, pointing to Peng and Azure: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves* Chikao: Okay! *five minutes later* Yellowtusk: *returns and sees Peng and Azure unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out! Chikao: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.
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Yellowtusk: What’s your biggest fear? Peng: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone. Azure: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back. Chikao: Zombies. Peng: ... Azure: ... Chikao: BUT they can open doors.
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Yellowtusk: Chikao is okay. Azure: They're okay? They said they were going to break my legs! And don't tell me they didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause they gave me the mackerel eyes, they meant it! Yellowtusk: Azure, Chikao threatened me. They threaten DBK every day. They probably threatened Peng before breakfast this morning. It's what they do. Grow a pair.
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DBK: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Peng: ... Your what? DBK: My friends. Yellowtusk: Are they saying “friends”? Chikao: I think they're being sarcastic. Azure: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, DBK! All of your friends are in this room.
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Peng: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Yellowtusk, Azure, Chikao, and DBK: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Chikao: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Yellowtusk: This knife is actually a magic wand. Azure: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. DBK: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Peng: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Peng: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Azure: 'Prettiest Smile' Yellowtusk: 'Nicest Personality' Chikao: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' DBK: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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DBK: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked. Azure: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right? Peng: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time. Chikao: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy! Yellowtusk: ...put it away.
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Chikao: Who the fuck broke the toaster? Yellowtusk: It was DBK. Peng: It was DBK. Azure: DBK broke it. DBK: DBK: ...yOU PROMISED-
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b4kuch1n · 2 years
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yo quick question why is your hpyu tag Drift Compatible
oh that's because that's not their ship tag! I've kept the custom of using ship tags for character/character stuff and my own tags for character+character stuff. if you're asking about the meaning of it, it's because I think of hop and gloria specifically as 'one person spanning two', they know each other so well asking one of their opinion on something's practically asking both and they can command each other's pokemon team without needing any preambles. there's also that joke I gave them of them acting like they look exactly the same and someone can only tell them apart by really obscure minute details, I am very fond of that one still :]
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universalsatan · 2 years
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can’t tell if i’m confusing wanting to look like almost stereotypically macho men or just being wildly attracted to them. or both i guess
#i mean i always used to say bi dilemma but im realizing this is mostly just gay now godbless. trans rights#for context. im thinking like. young harrison ford (i Know.; the reason im saying this is i remember Both my mom and dad acknowledging him#as the og Macho Man™️) and because it crossed my dash. jackles. but not really young jackles like s1 dean but matured jackles like more rece#it’s funny cause in practice. the person ive been pursuing (while Also an idiot. maybe i should just accept myself as morosexual at this#point) is actually. very effeminate HAHAHDHAHSJDHSJ#to the extent that my mom has thought he was gay in the past. i was talking about him to my sister and she asked if he was gay LMAO#which is hilarious because as far as i know (and ive known him for… almost 6 years ig? pined for almost 5). i’m Only aware that hes had a#crush on a girl ages ago. but this was also thru a secondhand source we’ve never actually talked about that#we probably should but we’re both idiots i have no idea how it’d be brought up#but in terms of effeminate. hm. he’s actually Really tall maybe over 6ft? and he Can have a deep voice. i think he can sing bass? but he#actually speaks in a higher register. god i wonder if he’s doing the opposite of me. who’s always consciously deepend my voice LMAO#he’s a HUGE plant enthusiast. HUGE. i dont Think he’s ND (or at least he doesn’t from what i can tell. I get vibes) but he straight up has a#plant fixation. knows so much about care. when he worked in greenhouses he learned the latin names for a good portion of them. i know this#isnt exactly ‘effeminate’ but he does all the gardening. oh and to add to it ig. i dont know HOW. he was NOT. irked by gore and blood???#when i explained to him what my potential job as a crime scene cleaner could entail??? but he cannot STAND bugs. he FREAJED OUT (over text)#at the mention of a spider. so of course. me being the 8yo boy with a playground crush. proceeded to tell him all my Fun Spider Encounters#lets see i think he also really loves to bake? ive seen these elaborate cakes (tp roll for covid. a fish) he’s made on insta. and there was#that one time he brought me those three most MOIST chocolate cupcakes with raspberry buttercream icing. i deadass ASCENDED to heaven.#food IS the way to a man’s heart btw.#oh yeah and the fact that i met him in the first place — well. i play oboe in ensembles. and he’s flute/piccolo. yeaHAHSHAHSHH#LMAO remembering that while he doesnt keysmash (i’ve started to around him. it’s mostly emojis bless his heart) he deadass called me ‘hun’#oh and the best part? i couldnt think kf what to watch. and he’s over here saying he doesnt watch ANYTHING. like bro how do u NOT. listen to#any music past 1900. OR OPERA EITHER. and NOT have any favorite movies/shows??? wh??? like. he deadass was like ‘unless [gardening channel#on youtube] counts’ like girl i am so in love#but yeah i was literally sitting there sounding like a pretentious film nerd bro i cant fuckin believe it. but i FINALLY wriggle it out of#him. because apparently he cant concentrate on most movies (valid.). the ones he CAN are cheesy chick flick comedies#saying that he can recite 90% of mean girls. thats his favorite movie#and he also mentioned like. legally blonde#and i have a feeling he almost was avoiding it in case i would judge him or whatever but ngl i honestly fell harder HAHSHSJAJDJAJ#fuck 30 tags but let’s just say. very effeminate compared to me. a full on Dad
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