Some doodles I did like yesterday
Top-left : Big ass hug. Myrrah loves beards a lot. I like to imagine her jumping on Ragnvindr's back a lot just to shove her face in his stubble.
(Translation of the text :
Ragnvindr : Say, Myrrah, it's been 15 minutes. Do you like my beard that much ?
Myrrah : Yea <3)
Top-right : The following. Myrrah is a horny demon and her partner has some hell of titties (even though he's an angel). No choice but to squish them, am I right ?
Don't worry they're fine. Hugging the Myrrah is often enough to defuse the hornyness.
(Translation of the text :
Ragnvindr : .... You're getting a bit too comfortable right now.)
Bottom-left : Myrrah and her girlfriend Lubell (@will-i-ever-find-a-good-username) hugging.
I love them. They're adorable. They've healed my heart (and probably both of them's too).
Bottom right : Canon scene of the ttrpg.
Final boss, fighting against a fucking god, when you see your partner who promised you a country of peace jump in front of your other partner to save her life and instantly fall in coma by two blades in the chest, but stress is giving you insane willpower and you're finally acting like the queen you used to be.
And you have to keep fighting through the pain.
No matter what.
Myrrah is a healer, dw she healed them both, but oh boi the scolding after that-
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First of all, what the fuck happened to the desktop version of Tumblr? I hate it.
Anyway, Incorrect Quotes: (Tealstars) Brotherhood Edition!
Peng: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!
Peng: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-
DBK: I did?
Peng: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today DBK.
Peng: *walks away*
DBK:
DBK: They're gone Chikao.
Chikao, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!
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DBK: Chikao just insisted Peng and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.
DBK: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.
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Chikao: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly?
Peng: Not again!
Chikao: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions.
DBK: Just wait until you hear about whales.
Chikao: What now?
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Chikao: Would you take a bullet for me?
DBK: ...yes?
*Peng angrily burst into the room*
Chikao: *running away* Great, thanks!
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DBK: The first time I ever got upset in front of Peng, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
Peng: I was doing both, for your information.
Chikao: The first time Peng hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.
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Yellowtusk: So, Chikao and Azure.
Yellowtusk: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto…
Chikao: We had a bad day.
Yellowtusk: And… MURDER?!
Azure: It was a pretty bad day…
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Chikao: Tell Azure off, Yellowtusk! Assert yourself!
Yellowtusk: That's my ice cream!
Chikao: Good! Now let them have it!!
Yellowtusk, handing Azure the ice cream: Here, you can have it!
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Azure: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Yellowtusk: A pet WHAT?!
Chikao: William Snakespeare.
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Chikao: Guess what?
Peng: What?
Chikao: No, you have to guess.
Peng, thinking: I don’t know.
Chikao: Yellowtusk is in the hospital.
Peng: Why would you make me guess that?!
Peng: What happened?!
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Yellowtusk: Hi could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?
Chikao: Microwave for 40 minutes.
Azure: WHY WERE YOU MICROWAVING A LEMON?!
Chikao: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn’t own any pots…
Peng: Did you burn an orange too? HOW?!
Chikao: Microwave for 40 minutes.
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Chikao: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Peng: *crouches down*
Azure: *kneels down*
Yellowtusk: *sits on the floor*
Chikao:
Chikao: I hate all of you.
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Azure: Good. Thanks, dad.
Yellowtusk: You just called Peng “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.”
Azure: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”.
Peng: Do you see me as a father figure, Azure?
Azure: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.
Chikao: Hey! Show your father some respect!
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Yellowtusk, pointing to Peng and Azure: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves*
Chikao: Okay!
*five minutes later*
Yellowtusk: *returns and sees Peng and Azure unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!
Chikao: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.
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Yellowtusk: What’s your biggest fear?
Peng: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.
Azure: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Chikao: Zombies.
Peng: ...
Azure: ...
Chikao: BUT they can open doors.
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Yellowtusk: Chikao is okay.
Azure: They're okay? They said they were going to break my legs! And don't tell me they didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause they gave me the mackerel eyes, they meant it!
Yellowtusk: Azure, Chikao threatened me. They threaten DBK every day. They probably threatened Peng before breakfast this morning. It's what they do. Grow a pair.
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DBK: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Peng: ... Your what?
DBK: My friends.
Yellowtusk: Are they saying “friends”?
Chikao: I think they're being sarcastic.
Azure: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, DBK! All of your friends are in this room.
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Peng: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Yellowtusk, Azure, Chikao, and DBK: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Chikao: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Yellowtusk: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Azure: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
DBK: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Peng: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Peng: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Azure: 'Prettiest Smile'
Yellowtusk: 'Nicest Personality'
Chikao: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
DBK: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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DBK: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
Azure: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?
Peng: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
Chikao: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!
Yellowtusk: ...put it away.
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Chikao: Who the fuck broke the toaster?
Yellowtusk: It was DBK.
Peng: It was DBK.
Azure: DBK broke it.
DBK:
DBK: ...yOU PROMISED-
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