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#or they will end up burning lemons somehow XD
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First of all, what the fuck happened to the desktop version of Tumblr? I hate it.
Anyway, Incorrect Quotes: (Tealstars) Brotherhood Edition!
Peng: WHO ATE MY BREAD?! Peng: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K- DBK: I did? Peng: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today DBK. Peng: *walks away* DBK: DBK: They're gone Chikao. Chikao, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!
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DBK: Chikao just insisted Peng and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter. DBK: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.
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Chikao: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly? Peng: Not again! Chikao: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions. DBK: Just wait until you hear about whales. Chikao: What now?
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Chikao: Would you take a bullet for me? DBK: ...yes? *Peng angrily burst into the room* Chikao: *running away* Great, thanks!
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DBK: The first time I ever got upset in front of Peng, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me. Peng: I was doing both, for your information. Chikao: The first time Peng hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.
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Yellowtusk: So, Chikao and Azure. Yellowtusk: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto… Chikao: We had a bad day. Yellowtusk: And… MURDER?! Azure: It was a pretty bad day…
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Chikao: Tell Azure off, Yellowtusk! Assert yourself! Yellowtusk: That's my ice cream! Chikao: Good! Now let them have it!! Yellowtusk, handing Azure the ice cream: Here, you can have it!
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Azure: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him? Yellowtusk: A pet WHAT?! Chikao: William Snakespeare.
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Chikao: Guess what? Peng: What? Chikao: No, you have to guess. Peng, thinking: I don’t know. Chikao: Yellowtusk is in the hospital. Peng: Why would you make me guess that?! Peng: What happened?!
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Yellowtusk: Hi could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire? Chikao: Microwave for 40 minutes. Azure: WHY WERE YOU MICROWAVING A LEMON?! Chikao: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn’t own any pots… Peng: Did you burn an orange too? HOW?! Chikao: Microwave for 40 minutes.
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Chikao: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Peng: *crouches down* Azure: *kneels down* Yellowtusk: *sits on the floor* Chikao: Chikao: I hate all of you.
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Azure: Good. Thanks, dad. Yellowtusk: You just called Peng “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.” Azure: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”. Peng: Do you see me as a father figure, Azure? Azure: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me. Chikao: Hey! Show your father some respect!
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Yellowtusk, pointing to Peng and Azure: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves* Chikao: Okay! *five minutes later* Yellowtusk: *returns and sees Peng and Azure unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out! Chikao: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.
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Yellowtusk: What’s your biggest fear? Peng: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone. Azure: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back. Chikao: Zombies. Peng: ... Azure: ... Chikao: BUT they can open doors.
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Yellowtusk: Chikao is okay. Azure: They're okay? They said they were going to break my legs! And don't tell me they didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause they gave me the mackerel eyes, they meant it! Yellowtusk: Azure, Chikao threatened me. They threaten DBK every day. They probably threatened Peng before breakfast this morning. It's what they do. Grow a pair.
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DBK: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Peng: ... Your what? DBK: My friends. Yellowtusk: Are they saying “friends”? Chikao: I think they're being sarcastic. Azure: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, DBK! All of your friends are in this room.
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Peng: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Yellowtusk, Azure, Chikao, and DBK: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Chikao: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Yellowtusk: This knife is actually a magic wand. Azure: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. DBK: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Peng: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Peng: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Azure: 'Prettiest Smile' Yellowtusk: 'Nicest Personality' Chikao: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' DBK: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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DBK: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked. Azure: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right? Peng: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time. Chikao: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy! Yellowtusk: ...put it away.
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Chikao: Who the fuck broke the toaster? Yellowtusk: It was DBK. Peng: It was DBK. Azure: DBK broke it. DBK: DBK: ...yOU PROMISED-
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waywardnajsepticeye · 2 years
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"Dreams are the lives we would like to live while we're awake." - Kevin Ansbro
So. George lore yesterday fucked up me. I wanna go over the major shit and from what I've seen joining the stream and seeing mental breakdowns on Twitter.
C!Dream killed C!George simply because he said no to helping Dream blow up Kinoko Kingdom. I find this very interesting showing how both characters behave to each other now. Even in his dreams, George protects Kinoko Kingdom because it's obviously his home. And when Dream doesn't get what he wants, he throws a tantrum (killing George).
Also C!George mentioning C!Tommy in the argument and C!Dream just going completely silent says a lot and I just wanted to put that out there.
Now George goes on an unhinged rampage after Dream kills him. As of right now, I don't know everything that happened in order so bare with me y'all.
George goes into Tommy's house and kills Shroud. Seeing the tweet from a lore updates account I follow made me go "??????". Like what did Shroud ever do to you, huh? He's just an itsy bitsy spider and you killed him out of cold blood, you mad fucking man.
Then he blows up Tommy's house. And watch him not get exiled for it-
And he also blows up the Big Innit Hotel. Uncalled for??????
After that, Dream and Techno show up. And George kills Dream (which by comparing both of their PVP skills, George should've lost unless he has to try-hard) and the most shocking thing, kills Techno. Now 1 v 2'ing Rivalsduo, in my opinion, is like some sort of death sentence. But somehow George just kills them both.
George went to the Antarctic Empire and blew it all up, including Phil's house and Ranboo's house. Completely unnecessary and they did nothing to you.
Now there's Las Nevadas, where I truly believed this was just all a dream. C!Quackity said the most of character thing in my opinion. Which was, "I'm going to blow up Kinoko Kingdom because it's very flammable :D!".
Cue George blowing up Las Nevadas and killing Quackity in the process.
Manatreed appears between here, but he was killed too.
George burns down Ponk’s lemon tree. Isn’t this like the third time???
George blew up C!Eret's castle and crops. Don't me get started on how that's a hate crime. Who would want to blow that shit up? There's a button that plays Megalovania, come on-
Karl shows up and openly admits that he’s a time traveller (in my opinion, that’s pretty out of character too) and also admitting that he befriended DreamXD.
I think Karl serves in this situation as George’s subconscious trying to stop from acting on his unhinged, impulsive tendencies. Then George kills Karl (ignoring his subconscious) and apparently dropping so many dragon heads which reminded me of DreamXD. So I started yelling, “DREAMXD, COME GET YOUR MAAAAAAAAN-”
He proceeds to kill Callahan. That's fucked up and undeserved. #FreeCallahan.
Since he killed Dream, there's "no rules". And guess what the motherfucker did? Find the Stronghold.
He even manipulated Callahan into helping him find it. Again, fucked up and undeserved. 
And finally DreamXD shows up as soon as George explores the Stronghold. If y’all know me well, you would know I’m a simp for god. 
I dunno if this is a character detail or Dream simply forgetting, but XD sounds completely different from person to person. Maybe he’s stronger in the Stronghold and by extension, The End, he’s more powerful and sounds different. I’m just spitballing here.
“I’m not scared.” “DreamXD.” “Watch yourself.” “Excuse me?” “Watch. Yourself.”
The fight between XD and George was kinda badass. It was incredibly exciting, I loved it.
George killed DreamXD. Yep, you heard me. Mans killed god. And became god. GeorgeeHD canon maybe?
When DreamXD was killed, I just sat there in legitimate shock. Like, what the fuck just happened? What the fuck did I just witnessed?
Then George jumps into the portal and into The End. At this point, I’m numb to what I’ve witnessed. I was loosing it.
He was casually killing the dragon. Just vibing. Completely vibing.
As soon as he was about to kill the dragon, everything went dark. George wakes up.
AND IT WAS ALL A FUCKING DREAM HAHAHAHAHAHA- So TL;DR: only losers have dreams of god-like fantasies.   (I’ll also be tagging characters mentioned)
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paper-chain-queen · 4 years
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String of Fate 2
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Kyo Sohma X Freader
The part 2 that I don’t think anyone on tumblr wanted XD but here it is
Soulmate Au / Red string that connects you to your soulmate
Words: 3,000+
Rating: Teen, Some swearing
Summary: Kyo thinks the universe is against him and the reader finds herself in a terrible nightmare that she hopes will end soon. And... someone should really just ban me from my keyboard already :p
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"NO! Stay the hell away from me!"
You replayed the clip in your mind of the orange-haired boy who was your soul mate had jumped out a second-story window to get away from you. Kyo Sohma had ripped your heart out of your chest and smashed it on the ground. And then stepped on it.
Or at least, that's what it felt like.
"I'm home..." You called out to the house as you slipped off your flats. The house smelled good, like freshly baked goods, and a tangy citrus smell wafted out of the kitchen.
"Welcome home honey, how was your first day of school?" Your grandmother asked as she stepped out of the kitchen and smiled at you, wiping her hands on her apron. Your grandfather and Mother were nowhere to b found.
"It was fine, thank you. Where Jiji and Okaa-San? " you asked as you slipped into the kitchen and peeked into the fridge.
" They had to go to the market."
"I'm going to lay down for a bit." You told her, giving her a small fake smile as you passed.
"Not feeling well?"
Well, I met my soulmate, and he jumped out a window to get away from me, so yeah, 'I'm not feeling well.'
"Just tired, big day and all" It wasn't exactly a lie, more like... withholding details.
"Here, baked fresh. You can even eat it in your room. But don't tell you're Jiji." She handed you a muffin, and it was still warm from the oven, it looked delicious.
I wonder if Kyo liked lemon poppy seed muffins?
You felt your mood worsen as you realized that he would probably smack it out or your hand or something even if you got within speaking distance.
"Thanks, Baba." You took the muffin and gave her a kiss on the cheek.
You escaped into your new room and dropped your bag on your floor and placed the muffin on your desk. You didn't have much of an appetite at the moment.
Letting out a large sigh, you flopped down on the bed, grabbing a fluffy pillow and curling yourself around it. Hoping to find some small sliver of comfort.
This wasn't how it was supposed to be.
You lifted your hand and looked at the red string. You had someone finally found him.
Kyo Sohma was your soul mate.
And he had screamed at you to get away before even trying to get to know you. You felt your eyes burn and you clenched them shut and curled your body in tighter as if that could keep you safe.
I'm an idiot... to believe in the soulmate thing...
A true fucking idiot
Your phone vibrated, and you ignored it for a bit.
Til it buzzed again. And again. And again.
Letting out a huff you reached over and grabbed your phone, the screen lit up, and you had 4 messages. All from (BF/N).
-Miss you already!-
-Hope your making friends!-
-Went for ice cream today, wish you were here!-
The fourth message was a selfie of her and her soul mate, Katie. Both had over the top sad faces, and if you were in a better mood, you might have giggled, but all you felt was a slight bitterness. She had found her soulmate. And she's pretty sure Katie didn't scream at her to getaway.
-Katie wants to know how the cafeteria food at your school was like?-
-Also.. are you wearing a school uniform? If yes, we need pictures ;) -
You decided to answer all these questions later, and as for the uniform selfie... maybe never.
Right now, you just wanted to sleep.
Maybe this is all a bad dream
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"Is anyone gonna tell me why Kyo came home early today?" Shigure asked the two teens as they sat down for dinner. There was a place made for Kyo, but he had yet to come down from the roof.
Tohru had tried to get him, but he was in a fouler mood than usual, snapping at her and telling her to 'go away.'.
" We had a new student today, and the stupid cat threw a fit and ran away." Yuki scoffed before taking a bite.
"Oh, a new student, that's exciting. What's he do to make Kyo snap?" Shigure enjoyed a bit of gossip.
"SHE didn't do anything. The Idiot just screamed at her and jumped out the window." The student council president had spent a good ten minutes apologizing on Kyo's behalf, but there was something about the crestfallen look on the girl's face that made him want to slap the Cat for being so rude.
" Poor (L/N)-San, she looked completely devasted." Tohru had been at the other end of one of Kyo's angry moments, and it could be disheartening and a little scary. She hoped that the girl wasn't taking it too hard.
"I think anybody would be upset had someone acted that way towards them...I wonder what made our Kyo snap on her? Was she trying to hug him or something" Shigure asked, but the teens shook their heads to say 'no.' Tohru couldn't erase the look on the new student's face and the way she stared sadly down at their hand and to the desk that Kyo had occupied all day.
Tohru had wanted to try to make friends with her during the lunch break, but she had disappeared, and when (y/n) had returned, her eyes were red and slightly swollen.
" You should try to befriend her Tohru-Kun, it must be scary being a new student. It sounds like she could use a friend like you." Shigure put forward, a bright smile on his face. Yuki didn't trust it, but then again, he rarely trusted the Dog.
"Oh! That's a great idea, I'd love to be her friend!" Tohru felt empowered with Shigure's words.
"And maybe invite her over sometime. I'd love to meet a cute foreign highschooler." This earned Shigure to have chopsticks thrown at him by Yuki, who called him deplorable as he did so.
The brunette didn't really notice the two cousins clashing as she thought of how she could introduce herself, maybe make extra food for lunch so she could share it with (y/n).
Tohru was going to make friends with the new student and make her feel welcomed. And also try and tell her that Kyo wasn't all that bad.
She thought of the orange-haired boy on the roof and hoped he would feel better soon and hopefully make things right tomorrow.
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It wasn't a dream, you had 'met' your soulmate, and he had no intention of seeing you.
Kyo didn't return..... it had been two days, and he had yet to return to school.
His cousin, the 'prince' of the school, Yuki Sohma had apologized for Kyo's actions. Two people couldn't be any more different in terms of looks and personality.
Well... not like you really knew anything about Kyo's personality other then he might have a temper.
Yuki was another very handsome boy, and you could see why he was so popular, but he just didn't light a fire in your heart the same way Kyo had with one simple glance.
You had asked Yuki if his cousin was okay, but the grey-haired boy simply told you that Kyo was just...like that? And that you shouldn't worry about him. He had said so while smiling, contrasting his harsh words, and you'd be lying if you said that it didn't creep you out a little bit.
They must not get along...
Tohru, a friendly girl with large kind eyes from your class, had been quick to befriend you, offering you a place with her friends during lunch hours. She even tried to defend Kyo's actions, stating that he really was a wonderful person.
Him being a 'wonderful' person somehow made you feel worse. You told Tohru that it was nothing for her to worry about, but she didn't seem convinced.
Her two friends Uotani and Hanajima were... interesting but very lovely people. Your ebony-haired classmate could even sense 'waves' and had outed you to her friends about the red string wrapped around your finger. You wondered what else her mysterious powers were capable of. Tohru was enthusiastic about you having a soul mate. Apparently, her parents had been soul mates and had been absolutely crazy for each other.
Your own enthusiasm was non-existent. Now you were just worried about Hanajima being able to connect the strings through her 'superpowers' when Kyo did return.
If she had been able to sense yours, then it was possible she was able to detect Kyo's and knew what he was to you. Not only were you heartbroken, but you were also now aware that someone else knew about your humiliating rejection.
Things at home were... fine. You didn't tell anyone what had happened and tried to put on a brave face. But your Mother, who was usually aloof to how you were feeling, had noticed that something was wrong. Her idea of a fixer-upper?
A shopping trip. At least your Mother tried.
Plus, your grandmother kept trying to feed you baked goods, but you just weren't hungry. Their hearts were in the right place, and they wanted to make you feel at home.
But how were you supposed to tell them why you were sad?
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As you walked through the school hallways, you wondered if Kyo would show up. He was missing so much class.
Even if you were hurt by him, and you should be angry at the boy. You couldn't do it. All you wanted was answers.
Why did he run away? Why was he so mad at you? How was he doing? Was he okay? What were his interests? What kind of food did he like? Was his hair as soft as it looked?
Perfect. I'm thinking about the guy who screamed at me to 'get away'. Maybe I should ask if I can take his homework to him, perhaps we can talk and - Oh?
You slid open the classroom door, and there he was. His beautiful orange-hair seemed to be glowing in the morning light.
Day four and the boy who successfully ripped your heart of your chest had finally returned to school. The boy at the other end of your red string sat in his desk with his arms crossed and staring out the window. You held your hand over your heart to try and calm it down and took a deep breath.
It's now or never...maybe this time... will be better
"Um... hello" You tried to greet him as you approached his desk, hopeful that this time he wouldn't try to leap out the window.
"Don't." He snapped, not even turning to look at you.
" But I-" You tried again, but this time he turned and gave you a hard glare, but you stood your ground, waiting to hear his side. You could hear a few other students in the room whispering as they looked over at the two of you.
"Come with me." He said, and he got up from his desk and left the classroom, you quickly hurried after him, a little spark of hope in you as you fell in step behind him. He would look back at you every so often, and every time you looked into his eyes, you felt your heart jump, a fluttering feeling in your stomach. You even smiled at him when you caught him looking back.
His orange eyes widened at your smile, and he let out a huff and turned around, continuing to lead you up a staircase. You couldn't help but notice that the tip of his ears were slightly red.
Maybe he's had to time to cool off, maybe he was overwhelmed with meeting me, maybe..... just maybe
He opened a door, just leaving it open long enough for you to follow. He had led you to the roof, you felt a small breeze and closed your eyes, the fresh air helping to put you a bit at ease. You were feeling lighter already.
Maybe everything's going to be alright...
You turned to Kyo, waiting for him to say something and you were met with his back. His shoulders were tense, and you could sense his agitation but assumed it was just nervous.
"Here's how this is going to work, You're gonna stay the hell away from me. Don't talk to me, and I'm gonna pretend that you don't exist." He declared, and you felt your blood go cold. The light hope in your heart had grown and been struck down all within a moment. Kyo took a deep breath and then turned to face you, his eyes glaring daggers into you. The fluttering feeling of butterflies had turned to spiders crawling.
Kyo Sohma didn't want to even try or be friends or anything. Was it so easy to squash my feelings as if I were an ant beneath his shoes. Did the universe really think that this was the man I was meant to be with?
" I don't understand.." you whispered... it wasn't even towards him, but he just sneered at your comment. As if you were supposed to be understanding.
" I never wanted this. To me, this soulmate thing is bullshit. It's a curse. I don't want you." He spat, his words felt like sharp knives, and you had no shield to protect you.
" Ya should've stayed wherever the hell you came from but because I have the worst luck in the world... you're here. Do me a favour. Stay. Away. From. Me." He sounded it out, slowly, word by word, as if he was speaking to a child.
Am I truly that disgraceful in his eyes? Does he even see me as a person? Did he ever care about the person at the other end of the string?
You were cursing Tohru in your mind for getting your hopes up because she was wrong. Kyo Sohma was NOT a wonderful person.
The universe was also wrong. Life was too short to be treated this way. Your Mother wasn't going to take any more shit from your father, and you weren't going to take it from Kyo Sohma.
"..fine... asshole." You muttered under your breath as you were about to walk away.
"What did you say?" He grabbed you by the wrist, and you tried to ignore the jolt of electricity that went through you. His touch was warm, and you were able to take in his gorgeous tangerine eyes up close. It was a shame that they were glaring into yours.
Why did he have to be good looking?
"I said, FINE! I won't bother you. I'll leave you the hell alone. Now, do me a favour.... Let. Go." Your words felt bitter coming across your tongue, tears were burning in your eyes, but you stood your ground.
"Tch." He didn't say anything, he released you and stormed off the roof through the door you had come through. Leaving you alone.
You never prepared yourself for this. This pain. It was worse than anything. Worse than the time you tripped down the concrete stairs and broke your arm. Worse than the time you went swimming in the ocean and was stung by a jellyfish. Worse than having to leave your childhood home behind.
"It's a curse."
Those were his words.
You wanted to run away. But there was a proud part of you that felt like if you did that, then Kyo would win whatever battle you two were having.
How did it come to this?
Hot, salty tears flowed from your eyes and down your cheeks, wails left your throat, and you cried like a child. Any hope you had was gone. Kyo Sohma wanted nothing to do with you.
And if that's what he wanted... then fine. You would not speak with him or even look at him. And once high school was over, you would never look back.
You grabbed your handkerchief and tried to calm yourself down, hoping you had enough time to pull your self together before the first bell rang.
Kyo's words just kept ringing in your ears.
" I don't want you "
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Kyo marched into the boys' bathroom, narrowly colliding with another student it was coming out. The stranger was about to yell at him to watch where he was going, but after seeing the wild look in the orange-haired boy's eyes decided it was better to stay quiet and pretend it didn't happen.
The frustrated boy went the sink and gripped the edge, trying to breathe and calm himself down. He ran the tap and splashed his face with water, hoping it could help wash away the terrible feeling that was running through his body.
He was sweating, but his body felt cold like he had a fever or something. The boy thought maybe he caught a cold or something by spending the last two nights under the stars, trying to get his head straight and come up with the best way to solve his 'problem.'
Rehearsing, going over his words. He wanted to make (Y/N) want nothing to do with him. Push her away. Make her wish that she had never met him.
And by the broken look in her eyes and the hollow sound in her voice, he succeeded. (Y/N), his soul mate, was going to hate him and stay away from him.
A wave of nausea flew over through him and leaned over the sink, retching what little was in his stomach, dry heaving.
He couldn't get her face out of his head. Kyo wanted to run his hands through her hair, wondering if it was as soft as it looked. Her small smile that was directed at him when he looked over his shoulder. God, it was beautiful, and it made his heart race and made him feel like he could take on anything.
But then...
The look on her face when he told her to stay away, when he lied. Telling her that he didn't want her. Kyo felt his heart drop to the floor, and his skin felt ice cold. Her large eyes filled with sorrow, a profound sadness that dropped him into this bottomless pit of hopelessness. The string around his pinky no longer felt tight, but there now seemed to be a heaviness to it. Weighing him down.
Everything hurt now
But this was all for the best... right?
It was always hopeless, to begin with, so better to hurt her now rather than give her any sense of hope that they could be together.
Because he was cursed, and she was free to live her life without him.
She was beautiful and glowed like the sunshine. She could have anyone she wanted. Kyo knew it couldn't be him. That it shouldn't be him.
The cursed teenager looked down at the beads encircling his wrist and to the red string wrapped around his pinkie. Taunting him.
      .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. To Be Continued? .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
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arielle0808 · 6 years
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Is the requests still open? If so, then can I request Rfa + Saeran & V reacts to MC suddenly turns into a child for a day and it will be really akward seeing MC into her child form because they feel like pedophiles? XD (Mc will not remember them because she'll only remember memories when she's a child) it's a very weird request.. sorry xD
Omg that’s so funnyyy! Here you have it :3 I felt weird about the pedophile thingy, so I didn’t make any reference about that, but I hope you like it as much as I enjoyed writing it
Thank you for your request!
Yoosung
He gets really scared when he sees an unknown child at his place and is about to call the police when he realises MC is nowhere to be seen and notices the similarities between the child and them.
Calls the RFA to ask for advice, though only Seven and Jumin seem to believe him.
He is at the verge of tears because he doesn’t know what to do. He wants MC back to their normal state!!
Also, MC turns out to be quite a difficult kid. They won’t stop pulling of Lisa’s fur, trying to reach dangerous things like knives or the shaver, and making a mess at the kitchen.
Yoosung finally gets them to calm down after taking MC to the park and playing with them for what seems forever.
He can’t help to think kid-MC is really cute as they take a nap, though.
The next day he is really happy when he sees MC has gone back to normal, and he actually cries from relief, though MC can’t really understand why he is crying.
He spends the next morning in bed, though. He deserves it.
Zen
As Yoosung, he takes some time to realise the kid that is sleeping embracing his arm (and drooling on it) is MC.
Lowkey believes it’s Seven trying to prank him, though he can’t explain how.
He doesn’t want to leave child alone at home, so he would take them with him to his rehearsal.
“I didn’t know you had a child.”
“Well, it’s more complicated than that…”
Afraid that MC would break props or any costumes, which they do. Fortunately enough, they are a cute child, so people can’t really get mad at them.
He wants his babe back to normal so much, though!!
He is about to burn down Seven or Jumin’s house (he believes in dark magic after all, he could be behind this!!) when MC suddenly returns to normal at the end of the day.
He tries to convince them of what happened, but they don’t quite believe him. How’s that even possible???
Won’t bring out the subject never ever again, but will remember it as the weirdest day of his life.
Jaehee
She doesn’t know how to react. She just stares blankly at the child as they do what children do (in this case jumping on MC and her beautiful and always tidy bed), and goes to the sofa to lie down and see if she wakes up from that nightmare.
Surprise, surprise: she doesn’t.
She contacts with Seven and Jumin (of course) and they tell her they know nothing about it.
She follows Jumin’s advice of going to see an enchantress that may help her, even though she was somehow sceptical at first (though you can’t stay sceptical for too long when your significant other has turned into a child, am I right?)
The enchantress starts talking about some weird stuff about stars and whatnot and Jaehee can’t quite understand it, but she does understand that she says that MC should be back to normal the next day (and the bill, much to her distress).
She decides to adapt to the situation and just treat MC as the kid they are as for now. She takes them to the park, to have some ice cream and watches cartoons with them until they fall asleep on her lap.
When MC wakes up the next morning and they are back to normal, Jaehee is the happiest being in the universe.
“Jaehee, I just had the weirdest dream. You were a kettle.”
“I had the weirdest dream as well, MC.”
Jumin
As Jaehee, at first his reaction is just staring at the kid that looks amazingly similar to MC and is annoying playing with Elizabeth 3rd.
When MC’s transformation sinks in, he takes them in his arms and starts looking for some information about metamorphosis(es?) in his books about black magic.
He decides to go to an enchantress (the same he recommended to Jaehee) and she tells him pretty much the same thing, so Jumin feels better now that he is sure that MC will go back to their usual self.
Unlike Jaehee with the cafeteria, though, he can’t just close the C&R to take care of MC, so he decides to take them to work. Which is not the greatest of the ideas this man has had in his entire life.
Child-MC gets bored in such a serious environment and decides to re-decorate the place, you’re welcome. While Jumin and Jaehee are at an important meeting and the person in charge of taking care of them in the mean time wasn’t looking, MC grabbed some colour pencils and gave a fresher look to Jumin’s office.
He lowkey likes it. His MC is so talented.
Despite child-MC’s abilities as a interior designer, he is very happy when they go back to their usual age.
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He secretly feels jealous that he hasn’t transformed himself.
At first, he was scared that MC had abandoned him and that was why he couldn’t find them, but when he realised they had (just?) transformed into a child he felt… relieved? Oh, well.
He somehow knows (or hopes) that MC will go back to their normal age at the end of the day, so he decides he’s going to have the day of his life with child-MC.
He didn’t have a normal childhood, so he wants to give MC everything he never had. He wants to experience what’s to be a child for a day (even though he’s not the one who got transformed).
Takes them to the park, to eat ice cream, to a children show, even to the amusement park. How can two people visit so many places in a day? Easy peasy lemon squeezy: his (non-human) babies are the faster in the world!
At the end of the day MC and he are so tired that they just get home, start watching cartoons and fall asleep on the sofa.
“Seven, let’s go to bed,” MC says in the early morning, having gone back to their usual age.
“It’s my turn to be a child today,” Seven pouts.
“…?????”
He would remember it as one of the weirdest but cooler days of his life.
V
He doesn’t get it. Was it something he put on the dinner?????
He stares at child-MC chewing on his camera, promising himself that he’ll find a way to have them back to their normal state.
He doesn’t want to tell anyone else in the RFA not to worry them. Nevertheless, Jumin was going to hang out at his place that day.
He tries to turn him down on the phone (while keeping MC quiet), but Jumin knows something’s off, so he goes to his place anyway.
V tries to hide MC from him as he asks him what’s going on and MC just want to play with “uncle Juju” and “Elly.”
“It’s Elizabeth 3rd”
Of course, Jumin finds out and he’s going to give him some tips on what to do, but MC has been attention-deprived all day and the two men find themselves playing with child-MC all over the house and trying to keep them happy.
When they finally get to put MC to sleep and they can discuss the matter seriously and in detail, the child suddenly goes back to their original age.
“…Well, I guess that’s settled now,” Jumin shrugs.
V still wakes up in fear every day from then onwards, though.
Saeran
As Seven, at first anxiety strikes, thinking MC has abandoned him. Then, he realises they’ve turned into a child and anxiety strikes because he doesn’t know how to treat children.
Children feel like people that had been subjected to a too-hot washing machine program (and, thus shrank)??? And they are weird??? And he could break one??? What do you do when you break a child????
Nevertheless, he does a better job than he thought he would.
He prepares MC a heart-shaped omelet for breakfast and delicious and balanced food that looks fun and tasty (some bento-like kind of thingy).
He keeps them entertained with games and the telly as he investigates how to turn them back into an adult.
Thanks to some mysterious source, he discovers they should be back to their normal age at the end of the day, so he lets himself relax a little.
They have ice cream together and go to the park to see the sky, which were the things he liked doing when he was a child (and now). He didn’t have a normal childhood, so he doesn’t really know what to do, but the truth is MC has lots of fun with him.
Anything child-MC would ask him, he would do (except dangerous/illegal stuff as “taking home those doggies”), so MC is the most spoiled child-for-a-day.
Saeran finds himself liking being around the child, but when MC is back to normal he is the most relieved human being on Earth.
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[Trans] R2 Sound Episode #5: C's Mushroom-ed C.C.
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Someone always snapped at the end of these Sound Episodes xD.
C-take Rareta C.C.
C.C.: Please forgive me, Master!
Lelouch : Really, please remember already, C.C. You even got wet like this.
C.C.: Sorry, I'm sorry, I will never get wet again. Please forgive me...
Lelouch : I'm asking you, just don't try to wash my computer or mobile phone ever again. C'mon, stop hiding there and come out here.  
C.C.: I'm very sorry! Please, don't hurt me...!
Lelouch : Don't say things that will make people misunderstand! Anyway, why is your bulliable aura is so transparent?
(From monitor) Charles: Seems like you're having a great time, My Sweet Son!
Lelouch : Dad?! How did you find out my communication channel?
Charles: Facing C.C. who's different than usual, do you feel your heartbeats accelerating? No need to hide it.
Lelouch: What does that even mean? Don’t change the subject! What is your business anyway?
Charles: You know, I just want to see my son's flustered expression because of C.C.. Maybe one of these days I'm going to be a grandfather!
Lelouch : Like hell you're! I'm going to hang up, you stupid dad!
Charles: Wait, wait, wait! Wait a minute. The truth is, I came to share with you an information you would like to hear.  
Lelouch : Information?
Charles: Don't you want to know the method to change C.C. back, Lelouch?  
Lelouch : WHAT?!
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Lelouch : So, now, "The first ever, sprouting and sprouting, cooking mushrooms that you have never seen before! A great gathering of friends who are confident about their craft in mushroom! Seek C’s mushroom assembly" is officially started.
Kallen: The title's long! Also, this is the hangar... right? You went as far as transforming it into a huge kitchen?!
Chiba: I heard that this is the biggest event of the Black Knights, so I come and see...
Todo: Looking at this situation, I can't even laugh.
Diethard: What's going on, Zero? Did you eat something bad? No, did you hit your head?
Rolo: Geass!
(SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!)
Rolo: Geass lifted!
Kallen: It hurts!
Todo: Uh!
Chiba: Aw!
Diethard: Ack!
Kallen: W-who is it? Just now someone just slap my head.
Todo: Unbelievable, someone actually punched my nose!
Chiba: It hurts. The inside area of my upper arm's softest part was twisted?!
Diethard: Just now I suddenly got stunned.
Rolo: Nii-san, I punished them a bit.
Lelouch: Sorry about that, Rolo. The next time they grumble again, I'll be relying on you.
Rolo: No big deal. Next time I have to make an effort not to kill them.
Lelouch: Hey hey, don't overdo it, Rolo. Well, regardless of those boring things. As I've said, I'm gathering you here for anything but one reason; to help to change the maid groupie with transparent bulliable aura, moe moe girl C.C. back to her previous self. For that purpose I need your strength.
Kallen: "Transparent bulliable aura"?
Todo: "Maid groupie"?
Chiba: "moe moe girl"?
Diethard: "Change back"?
Lelouch: That's right! In fact, I just received a contact from Emperor of Britannia.
Everyone: EHH?!
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Charles: There is only one way to recover C.C.'s lost memory. That is, for her to eat a new type of mushroom that grows in the underground city of the Geass Order; C-take. 
Lelouch: Shiitake (TN: a type of mushroom that's common in Japan)? Isn't that something that's sold everywhere?
Charles: You're wrong! Stupid Lelouch, C-take means C's mushroom, not the shiitake! The guy who doesn’t even know these things is actually a Geass user, how laughable!
Lelouch: Oh, I see. Because it's a mushroom that grows in C's world people called it C's mushroom... Who the hell knows this kind of thing?! How can there be such unreasonable naming method!
Charles: If she eats it, C.C. will be able to change back to the original C.C..
Lelouch: Really?
Charles: However, the underground city has grown a variety of mushrooms. You can't tell which one is C's mushrooms unless you eat it. And I heard that other mushrooms except for C's mushrooms have terrible side effects. Do you have the courage to take this risk?
Lelouch: Of course I have!
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Todo: So, you are completely on his hook.
Chiba: I feel that I can already see the end of this story.
Lelouch: Rolo, let everyone take a look at the mushrooms that have been collected.
Rolo: Yes, Zero.
Kallen: Uwa-! What's this? Are these all mushrooms? How much is it...?
Rolo: These are what I've collected. The total is about 10 kilograms.
Diethard: Red, blue, green, yellow, purple, striped, and there's a red and white Bodhi leaf pattern. All are mushrooms that've never been seen before.
Todo: Somehow they scream 'don't eat', 'dangerous', and 'trouble'.
Chiba: What are we to do with these, Zero?
Lelouch: Isn't it obvious? Make dishes for C.C. to eat.
Everyone: Ehh?!
Diethard: But aren't they toxic and dangerous?
Lelouch: No, you got it wrong, Diethard. The Emperor said there are side effects, he didn’t say it’s poisonous.
Kallen: Hmm~ doesn't it sound interesting?
Chiba: K-kouzuki, you...
Kallen: If that's the case, let me help you.
Todo: But..!
Kallen: It should be fine~ it doesn't seem like there's anything dangerous in it. Moreover, everyone here has been looked down upon and made fun of by C.C.. Now it's a great opportunity for payback, don't you think?
Lelouch: Kallen, you've been harboring this kind of thought towards C.C.?
Kallen: Just a little revenge, but at the same time it can change C.C. back too. Isn't it killing two birds with one stone? Let's do it. "The first ever, sprouting and sprouting ~ cooking with mushrooms that have never been seen! A great gathering of friends who are confident about their craft in mushroom! Seek and cook the C mushroom assembly", begin...!
Diethard: The title is too long to fit into the title bar.
Todo: Title bar?
Diethard: And, last but not least, the title that's too long shows that he is not confident in the content of the show. Because the content is so boring, he wants to use the title to fool the-
Rolo: Geass!
(beating sounds)
Rolo: Lifted!
Diethard: Ahh!
Todo: Diethard suddenly gets in a tragic condition that couldn't be show on TV!
Lelouch: Ignore it. Now ladies and gentlemen, let's start this event with full power!
Kallen: Well, let's get Miss C.C., our protagonist today, to enter the stage. Miss C.C., please come up and introduce yourself!
C.C.: U-um... Excuse me, I'm a maid groupie with transparent bulliable aura, moe moe girl C.C.
Chiba: You say that about yourself?
Todo: In other words, is this the name that Zero forced C.C. to remember?
C.C.: Today, I'm ordered by Master's to help everyone here. Even though I'm just an ordinary servant, please give me your guidance.
Kallen: Come, C.C., we are all gathered here to make delicious mushroom dishes for you. You have to, without leaving a speck, finish them all.
C.C.: Master..., this woman's eyes are scary...
Todo: Well for now, try my dish first.
Kallen: Todo-san, you can cook?
Todo: That is a requirement to survive in the war.
Chiba: While we're still in the Japanese Liberation Front, snakes, mice, ants, caterpillars, weeds, barks, and roots, we've eaten anything that can be put into our mouth.
Todo: It's really nostalgic.
Chiba: Looking back, my cooking skill is also trained in those hard times.
Todo: The three cuts on the bear, your cutting method with a knife was really outstanding!
Lelouch: I see, you've gone through lot of hardship.
Todo: Next, what I made is a barbecue from the blue mushroom with a bright yellow-green round pattern on top.
Chiba: It's awesome, Todo-san. It completely researched and utilized the material color. Compared to this, the bear I did was far behind.
Todo: And with a little drop of soy sauce... here, C.C., please enjoy the dish!
C.C.: Ah, um, but it looks... kind of grotesque...
Lelouch: Eat it, C.C.. Isn’t there an old saying that effective medicine looks ominous?
C.C.: Yes..., then I'm going to eat.... (Chew)... En!
Lelouch: How are you feeling, C.C.? How does it taste? Do you feel any change?
C.C.: N-not really! There's nothing special about the taste! I ate it simply because Master would be troubled if I didn't. I'm totally NOT interested in you, okay?!
Chiba: Yet you're blushing
Todo: What? What is this change?
Diethard: Oh wow. This is a lucky first strike.
Kallen: Right. There's no mistake, this is Tsundere-mushroom.
Lelouch: Tsundere mushrooms? What's that?
Kallen: It's a new breed of mushrooms. Though I just came up with the name, but anyway this doesn't seem to be C's Mushroom.
Chiba: Then next try my dish.
Kallen: Here it is! The leader of Black Knights' kitchen, whose handmade dishes made countless men get the wrong idea, Chiba Nagisa! Today she has came to make mushroom cuisine for us... what is it?
Chiba: Don't add any weird commentary, Kozuki. I mean, originally I only made dishes for Todo-san...
Todo: Uh? What is it, Chiba? What did you say about me?
Chiba: N-nothing at all! Anyway, um, what I made is simple gratin mushrooms.
C.C.: Gratin? Again it's either too obscure or too pedestrian. In short it's just a semi-finished product. But, if you're feeding me, then I wouldn't mind eatin-
Chiba: Stop yapping and eat!
C.C.: Ah... it-it's hot... Hey...!
Chiba: Alright! So how is it?
C.C.: Um, what happened to me?
Kallen: Eh? Looks like the personality has changed again. I wonder if she just changed back.
C.C.: Somehow, my mouth is burning.
Chiba: That's of course, because I just transferred the newly baked gratin from the oven right to your mouth.
Todo: It seems only the effect of Tsundere mushroom that has disappeared. This doesn't seem to be a C's mushroom either.
Lelouch: Then let's decide the name of this mushroom as “Reset mushroom”. Haha, I've came up with a really fitting name.
Rolo: As expected from Zero!
Chiba: No creativity!
Diethard: Well, then it's my turn. Now you may not be able to tell, but my first work as an AD was on a gourmet show, and even now I’m still picky about food... ehem. The dish I made is a Britannia style dish with colored mushrooms and sweet and sour sauce. Dazzling sky blue, lemon yellow, shocking pink, emerald green, red rouge, and all these colorful colors create unprecedented flavors.
Kallen: Uwah... it looks bad for your health.
Todo: Looks poisonous.
Chiba: It's definitely poisonous.
C.C.: Master, this... do I have to eat this too...?
Lelouch: W-well, that's...
Diethard: Zero, don’t tell me you're thinking that my dish is something that can't be eaten by C.C.? I hope you're not having that kind of thought!
Lelouch: O-oh! Of course not! Since we don't know which one is C's mushroom, we have no other choice but to try every mushrooms! That's right, C.C., eat it.
C.C.: Uweeh. In the first place, why do I have to eat every one of these dishes, I don't know the reason anymore. (Eat)
Lelouch; How's the taste?
C.C.: Different from the appearance... it might be quite delicious. Unexpectedly, it's edible. Wha-!
Lelouch: What happened, C.C.?!
C.C.: Master, my hands are turning into strange shapes...!
Lelouch: The sharp-edge cone, the shape, and also the high-speed rotation while making "zing zing" noises. This... this is...!
Kallen: It's a drill.
Chiba: It's a drill huh.
Todo: How marvelous!
Lelouch: What the hell is going on?! Diethard!
Diethard: Well, no matter how you look at it, it's seems to be a mushroom that turns your hands into drills. How about naming it "Drill Mushrooms"?
Todo: Drill, huh... this is a man's romance, right, Chiba?
Chiba: Of course, Todo-san!
Kallen: What's that, fuufu manzai (couple skit)? (TN: manzai is a Japanese comedy act consisting of two people, usually one had a role of ‘funny man’ who acted silly/stupid and the other one made some retort/comment of the silly thing the other one did) 
Lelouch: You are wrong, Kallen! That was 'MENOto manzai' (wet nurse skit) because there’s no retort! 
C.C.: No, Master, the correct name should be 'MEOto manzai' (husband and wife skit). Anyway please hurry and change my hand back!!!
Lelouch: Oi, C.C., don't come close to me while waving that kind of hands! The drill will hit me!
C.C.: How could it be...! Master...! Diiethaaard! This all happened because you fed me with a strange mushroom!
Diethard: C-C.C., why only me?
C.C.: I'm going to kill you!
Diethard: Ah! It's piercing me!
Kallen: Eh, it looks painful. This is the kind of scene can never be shown on public.
Lelouch: Kallen, this is not the time to calmly admiring it!
Kallen: Well, maybe my dish could change her back.
Lelouch: Very well, try it!
Kallen: Well, what I made is mushroom risotto. This slightly turbid purple might make it seems toxic, but the taste is probably okay, though I haven't tried it myself.
C.C.: Heh, but, I can't eat with these hands.
Kallen: It can’t be helped, then! I'll be the one to feed you~! Come on, open your mouth and say 'ah~'
C.C.: A-ahn~
Lelouch: How is it? Do you feel like you're going to change back, C.C.?
C.C.: Um, somehow... my eyes feel strange...
Todo: Hmm, looks like there's no change in personality.
Lelouch: Your eyes? Does sand get into your eyes? Here, let me take a look.
C.C.: Yes, master.
Lelouch: Ack! What happened?! Just now C.C.'s eyes are glowing! They're glowing!
Todo: Rather, doesn't it seem like C.C.'s eyes are emitting beams...?
Chiba: There's a hole on the hangar walls....
Kallen: No no, Chiba, this is exactly the result that we're aiming!
Chiba: But even so, this is too...
Todo: For now, let's call this mushroom "Beaming Eyes Mushroom."
Chiba: Beam is also a man's romance right, Todo-san!
Lelouch: If we tell Rakshata about this, there's no doubt she will be very happy.
Kallen: The attack is really powerful, we can use it as a weapon.
Lelouch: Or not! Everyone, look! The beam just now scratched my helmet and left a mark! Kallen, how could you act so calm!
Kallen: That's because we have this "Reset mushroom", don't we? She just needs to eat that to change back to normal. Did you forget about it, Zero?
Lelouch: !! I DIDN'T!
Kallen: You forgot, huh.
Lelouch: Don't worry, C.C., now we will return you to normal. Come, Chiba! Bring your mushrooms gratin over.
Chiba: I'm sorry to inform you, Zero. Actually we've used all the Reset mushroom remained.
Lelouch: What did you say?
C.C.: Then what would happen to me, Master...!
Todo: Another blow on the wall. This is equivalent to the destructive power of a warship.
Lelouch: There's no other way. In this situation, let her eat each and every one of the mushrooms, then pray that there's any that can change her back.
Rolo: That’s Zero for you! It's a creative and amazing idea!
Chiba: Isn't he just trying his luck.
Lelouch: I need everyone’s help! Put all these mushrooms into C.C.'s mouth!
Everyone: Understood!
C.C.: Please stop, that unreasonable... uh... uh... W-w-whoa! Why am I getting bigger?
Lelouch: C.C. is turning into a giant!
Chiba: She grows to be even bigger than Zangetsu! This development is too unexpected.
Todo: So this is the power of Chinese Federation for 4000 years!
Rolo: Well, for now, let's name this mushroom as "Giant mushroom".
C.C.: Who cares about the name...
Lelouch: C.C. just... broke the hangar's ceiling!
Diethard: No, no, this must be CG! Or maybe it's a bluescreen effect that's used in the past... na ha, na ha ha!
Kallen: Diethard is escaping from reality.
Lelouch: Sorry about this, C.C.. I've used every method existed, but turns out modern science isn't able to help you yet.
C.C.: It's...! It's that so...
Lelouch: C.C....
C.C.: About this, or that matter, it's all the same. In the end everything is my fault.
Lelouch: No, this is Emperor of Brittania's...!
C.C.: No, it's okay. It's all my fault. Summer is hot and sea is salty because of my fault.
Todo: She doesn’t make any sense.
Kallen: Hmm she has became this big yet she feels small inside.
C.C.: This body now has became an obstruction. I can no longer stay by Master's side! Please don't look for me.
Chiba: Well, even if we don't look, you stick out.
C.C.: Bye-bye, everyone! Bye-bye, master!
Lelouch: Really, don't run, C.C.!
Diethard: Ack, it's collapsing...
Kallen: Stop, C.C! —————————————————————— Suzaku: Your Majesty, I have something to report to you.
Emperor: Oh? I was wondering who it is. So it's you, Suzaku. What's your business?
Suzaku: We got an emergency report from the spy we sneaked in to the area of Chinese Federation. It said there's a sight of unknown giant creature at Black Knight's HQ.
Emperor: Giant creature?
Suzaku: The reports says it looks like a young woman. I'm afraid there must be some mistake in this report.
Emperor: "Young woman"? Hahaha! Zero, I got you fooled!
Suzaku: Your Majesty?
Emperor: Zero... no, Lelouch... you are completely at my service! BWAHAHAHA!
Suzaku: H-huh?
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C.C.: Please don’t look for me!!!
Fin.
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Warnings:  dunno… drunken Justice League crew? xd
A/N: Hi everyoneee! Last night I had insomnia again (I forgot to take my pills, btw) and I decided not to let it affect me and use it as an advantage to write something cute and nice with Ezra, since I’m having this super duper bad crush on him again HAHA! he’s so sweet and soft and pure and I love him so damn much! I wish I met him and talk to him… I’m sure he would be someone good to trust without fear of being judged! Anyways… this is going to be a mini-series (maybe 2 or 3 parts I dunno) I hope y’all enjoy it as much as I do writing it! , sorry for my horrible english, I’m trying my best!
Based on this post
Pairing: Ezra Miller x Reader
Title:  ___(I don’t have this much imagination sorry.. if you can help me to choose one, it would be amazing!)
Part 1
It had been a long time since the last time you saw your best friend… You’d met him a few years ago thanks to your cousin Gal at her birthday party. The chemistry between you both had been instantaneous and there was not doubt that every time she had the opportunity to put you together in the same place, she did it.  But you had a boyfriend back then and you had no choice but to leave Ezra in the friendzone. Best-friendzone. Despite that, you both kept in touch and met whenever you could.
Today everything was different, you had ended up with your boyfriend and Gal had called you because she was in the city promoting her new movie, Justice League.  You had agreed to go out as a group tonight and if possible get a little bit drunk to celebrate. They had let you choose the place because this was your hometown and you knew about good places to go.  
You weren’t an extravagant girl, you could look pretty good being in your pajamas and with disheveled hair, so tonight you’d decided to wear skinny jeans, black boots and your favorite denim jacket; you didn’t want to attract attention and you were sure that your friends either…. They would already do it just for being who they were.
You met Gal and her friends at a famous Mexican bar around 9 PM. When you arrived you only met Gal and Ray sitting at a table in the background of the bar, they greeted you happily before you took a seat.
“And how are you guys? How are you doing with the promo?” You asked excited, you had always been a superheroes’ big fan and your relationship with your cousin was so good that when she got the role of Wonder Woman, you were the first one she called.
“Pretty good Y/N,  the press conference is in two days and soooooooomeone” Gal said “is quite excited to invite you to the event…. And by someone I meant Ezra” She smirked at you raising an eyebrow.
You felt your cheeks begin to burn, you were sure you’d blushed enough “Really?” you asked incredulously, you knew there was something between you two, but you preferred to just treat him as a friend.
“Yeah…” Ray commented ��Ezra’s my friend Y/N and I’m not supposed to say it but I’m sure he has an intense crush on you” you laughed
“I don’t think so…” you denied shaking your head
“Y/N! COME ON! You finally ended up with your stupid and useless boyfriend… give him a chance, he’s a great guy!…. A little weird but he’s amazing” Gal said, grabbing your arm and pecking your ribs with her fingers making you to laugh.
“He’s my friend, guys…. If  he invited me, it would be just like that, do you understand?”
“But wouldn’t you reject him?” Ray asked
“Of course not! He’s my best friend!”
“Friendzone alert…”
“OH! Shut up Ray!” you laughed “where is he, by the way?”
“He got stuck in the hotel… a lot of fans came, and you know how he is with his fans…” Gal informed while giving a slurp to her drink.
“Yeah, and Jason wasn’t ready yet… he had some problem with his hair or something like that, I don’t know” Ray commented as he called the waiter, who approached him “What do you recommend us Y/N?” he asked.
“Well, it’s a Mexican bar… have you tried the Mexican flag shot?”
“uumh, no, I don’t think so, I’ve never heard about it”
You laughed “Let me explain you, there are three shots, that make up the Mexican flag colors, one is lemon juice, another is white tequila and the last one is sangrita… it is something like tomato juice with hot sauce and pepper, It’s really good”
Gal and Jason grimaced “Alright” they responded at the same time
“Okay” you ordered five Mexican flags shots and the waiter left again.
A few minutes later Jason and Ezra arrived, you couldn’t help but get excited when you saw your best friend, it had been too long since the last time you’d seen each other. It was always good to meet someone like Ezra, he greeted you with a warm hug.
“How are you Y/N? When are you going to visit us?” Ezra asked smiling widely while putting his arm around the back of your seat
“Very well Ez, a little bit stuck with work and… I hope to go soon, I really miss Alma and I’m dying to finally meet Maya” you smiled enthusiastically mentioning your nieces “I hope to be there for Thanksgiving, but my mom hates all those things, so I don’t know what’s going to happen”
“Oh darling! You can come to spend Thanksgiving with my family, I’m sure my mom wouldn’t mind!” He confessed while smiling at you, who were you trying to lie? You really liked this man.
“Thanks Ezra!” you smiled shyly
“Awwwwweeee” Your three friends said it at the same time,  Ezra and you turned to see them and you felt your cheeks burn.
“What?” You asked timidly
“I want to be the godfather of your first child….” Jason laughed
“NOPE! I’m his best friend. I’m sure he’ll choose me”
“Of course not! I am her cousin, which obviously gives me priority”
You rolled your eyes and heard Ezra laugh; before they could say anything else, the waiter appears with the five Mexican flags shots leaving them in the table’s center.
“What is this?” Ezra asked
“They’re called Mexican flags… it’s kind of a Mexican super shot” you replied as you took your three shot glasses closer to you
“And how do you drink it?”
“Oh well… first you have to put some salt on your thumb to lick it at the end, you drink the tequila, followed by the lemon  and finally the sangrita” you explained to your friends “we can start with this and then ask for something easier… what do you think?”
“Sounds good” said Gal
Everyone takes their tequila shot to toast
“For the Justice League” you said smiling and rising your glass
“For the Justice League” the others repeated and drank their shots one after the other
“Wow…” Ray exclaimed “this is really good” he confessed”
“Told you”
The truth was that none of you asked for any easier drink and kept drinking Mexican flags shots and dancing all night, you were having a very good time, taking several pictures and Ray kept filming to you and Ezra all the time… He was that kind of friend who always played Cupid and tries to get people together; you knew that those videos would probably be everywhere on the internet tomorrow, but you were so drunk to care about it.
At about three o’clock in the morning, there was only Ezra and you in the bar, you knew that your cousin and her friends had left you both alone on purpose. Before leaving the place, a group of fans approached you both and asked him for pictures, you agreed to take them and started to feel very bad for not being able to even focus the camera or stop laughing. The girls thanked him and finally the both of you were able to leave the place.
The pavement was wet which caused you to almost fall to the ground, but Ezra managed to grab you from the waist before you touch the wet ground. You put your arm around his neck while laughing
“Y/N! Are you okay?!” he asked you worried
“Yes… yes…” you answered laughing a little more
“Do you want me to call an Uber for you?” He pulled his cellphone out of his jacket
“Oh no! My apartment is only a few blocks away, I just need to sit down for a while” you walked to the sidewalk and sat down, no matter how wet it was.
“I will not let you walk alone home, even if it’s only ten meters away” Ezra sat next to you.
You put your head on his shoulder while you saw him lighting a cigarette “How I get this drunk? God…”
He laughed as he passed his arm through your back to feel your body tremble with cold. “It was you who induced us with those mortal flags… none of this would have happened if we had ordered beer”
“Oh my GOD! What a blasphemy to ask for beer in a Mexican bar EZRA!” You buried your head in his neck softly and you heard him laugh, it was not unusual for you to be this affectionate, but tonight he looked strangely more attractive than the previous ones.
“I missed you” He whispered giving you a kiss on the forehead
“I missed you too, idiot! You just become famous and forgot about your commoner friends from real life!” you joked making him laugh and you took the cigarette from his hand to put it between your lips
“I would never forget about you little pumpkin”
You hugged him while you hiding your head in his neck again, smelling his cologne combined with the alcohol and smell of cigarette, yet, you still loved his essence.
“In fact..” he said after a few minutes of silence “I wanted to invite you to the press conference in two days” you looked at him
“Really?” You asked, feigning astonishment, as if Gal and Ray hadn’t told you that a few hours before.
“Yeah, I mean, I know you’re a big fan of superheroes and all those nerdy and fantastic things… and we can take a companion, I thought you’d like to go…But If you don’t I totally understand”
“I’d love to!” you confessed enthusiastically “Woow Ezra, It’s amazing!” He looked at you smiling, he couldn’t believe how beautiful and natural you looked when you were excited. He loved your smile, he knew it from the first day he saw you at Gal’s party “Ez?” you whispered when you noticed that he was staring at you deeply.
It was his chance. It was now or never. Somehow, he had to know if you liked him or not. He hoped you do it because otherwise it would be a shame to ruin your friendship… but he was drunk enough to do it so he didn’t doubt a second in taking your cheek and approaching to kiss you. You were in shock for a second before catching what was happening and then responding to the kiss, putting your hand on his perfect jawline and coming closer to him intensifying the kiss. He stopped by joining his forehead to yours and giving a lightly kiss on your nose.
“Let’s walk home…”you whispered giving him another kiss before he helped you stand up.
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firesonic152 - 07/17/2017 lollll i love the idea of like jack bein mind controlled during his time as strike commander it's fun i love mind control also i'm sick and everything hurts so now jack has to hurt
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017 aaah. sorry you're sick. ; ; try drinking lots of lemons. did we...we've discussed so many ideas was there a mind controlled one before? also, mind control is one thing, but having him blackmailed or too afraid to outright rebel seems angstier to me. like that post you'd reblogged before. altho, i don't buy him not telling Gabe. fandom usually portrays Gabe as teh more cautious, tactical one and Jack as reckless. If Jack knew bad stuff was coming down from the higher ups, he would want Gabe investigating with him...unless he had reason to suspect that Gabe was one of them. =O what if they somehow made him think that Gabe was one of their agents?
and Jack and Gabe were already, like, married or some shit so Jack is trying not to act like anything's amiss but there's a traitor in his bed, touching him, kissing him, fucking him, he's married to a goddamn traitor
they would have had to plant the idea without Jack knowing it came from them like, they're sneaky about it so that Jack thinks he finds out on his own they're needing to drive a wedge in between jack and Gabe, elliminate Jack's suport structure to be sure he dances to their tune
and that's why things start to go south with Jack and Gabe's relationship.
All of a sudden, Jack is cold, he's secretive, he doesn't trust things Gabe tells him, he's treating Gabe like the enemy
and to Gabe it all just seems like the job has gotten to him--Jack is Strike COmmander, he's always too busy for Gabe, too wrapped up in being Overwatch's perfect golden boy
which he HAS to be so that the corrupt fucks up the chain of command don't come down on him and his own and crush them all
so, i mean about on par with stepping on legos
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017 GOD sorry I disappeared OH MY GOD
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017 you're good, you're good. i'm occupying myself in the castlevania tag
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017 LOL but like!!! Jack's treatment of Gabe causes Gabe to get frustrated and that just confirms Jack's fears and then everything gets worse
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017 yupyup vicious cycle
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017 Does Gabe ever find out or can we wait until they reunite as reaper and 76 before he realizes
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017 immediately before the explosion
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017 NATURALLY LOL
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017 one moment of realization and hope and fury and then A RAIN OF FIRE AND DEATH shiiiiiiiiiiit. what if Gabe thought Jack was corrupt?
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017 QOQ ow
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017 what if he thought he had to take Jack down and they fought in Zurich? does the Reaper claws on Jack's face they're screaming at each other while the hgher ups have bombs set and press releases ready to go to clean house
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017 EGADS and right before the end jack snaps and he's yelling shit about how Gabe had betrayed him, he's married a traitor, and gabe is confused Pissed off kind of confused Replies with something about how that's rich when Jack is the corrupt one
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017 hell, what if Jack actually started to break down and shouts "I LOVED you, Gabe!" like an accusation between them. And all that pain he's been holding in for months, all those memories that were tainted, all the stress and heartbreak and the memories of how he let Gabriel take him back when he was trying so hard to act like everything was still normal--it hits him all at once, gets mixed up in his fury and now he's humiliated as well because he's about to fucking cry while facing down the man he'd thought was the love of his life.
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017 QOQ
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017 that might be a good clue for Gabe, 'cause, like you'd said...Jack just does not cry
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017 NEVER until now //dun dun
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017 XD well, i mean, and he's crap at acting so seeing that, Gabe's blood runs cold. something's wrong, he knows it. something is deeply, deeply wrong, and it wasn't what he'd been suspecting
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017 so post-zurich gabe is looking for answers while jack is tracking down traitors.... like gabe qoq
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017 poor bbys maybe Gabe still isn't 100% sure about Jack and that's why as Reaper he doesn't actively seek him out to talk to him. but nothing has told Jack that Gabe wasn't a traitor he still believes it and it still eats at him
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017 BOYS god gabe is gonna be FURIOUS when he finds out and then jack finds him and is ready to kill
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017 the sadness just keeps going on jeezus, Reaper's gonna have to subdue his angry old ass to get him to listen at that point, jack prolly would have, like, pressed all the hurt down deeeeeeep and poured a layer of concrete over it. it's old news, it happened, it forged him into what he's become. he hasn't forgotten and isn't interested in forgiving. he just wants everyone involved dead. just a cold, resigned, this has to be done.
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017 qoq gabe keeps trying to reason w him but jack straight up isn't listening he doesn't care what gabe has to say to him
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017 so at this point, does gabe know that Jack was manipulated, or is he just trying to get him to talk so they can figure shit out? also, was the manipulation forged evidence, or a simple bit of mind-fuckery--something much easier than all out mind control, but definitely something that was done to Jack? 'cause if it was the latter, that's opening the doors for heartstring-tugging scenes of Gabe recalling happy memories between them for Jack and telling him that was real seeing Jack struggling to separate the lies planted in his mind from who Gabe really was and of couse, anything Gabe says is now suspect, because Jack was made to believe he was a traitor, that everything they had was a lie but who else could remind Jack of exactly what they meant to each other?
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017 SOBS LOUDLY THIS SHIT IS MY JAM!!! jack is shooting to kill but gabe just won't fight him, just keeps talking, trying to get through to him
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017 Gabe strips off one of his gloves and holds his hand up. Sunlight glints off the wedding band he still wears, and he knows the moment Jack recognizes it for what it is, because it's the first time he's hesitated since the fight started.
Jack's voice is harsh as he demands to know why he's wearing that.
'Because I meant it, Jack.' He lowers his hand to remove his mask, bares his ruined face to Jack, hopes that the disfigurment from the explosion and the nanites don't hide his sincerity. 'I meant it,' he says again. 'Till death do us part. I love you, Jack. Always have.'
His shotguns are nowhere to be seen. He's still, defenseless, unmasked, unthreatening. Jack's paranoid mind is screaming that it's a trick, but he lowers his pulse rifle--can't explain why.
A chance to explain what he's found--that's all gabe asks for at the moment. Jack can take the information and follow the leads and find the truth for himself. It kills Gabe to offer that promise, because he doesn't know for sure if Jack will trust anything he finds that originates with him, but he knows that he can't simply explain it because Jack sure as hell won't believe him.
He gives Jack a starting point. A couple of names, a location, maybe, where records could be found. He's prepared to back off for the time being, to give Jack time and space to follow up. He intends to go along--secretly--but the idea of being so close and unable to have his husband back in his arms aches, makes everything ache. He dissasembles, but before he disappears into the shadows, he gives in to temptation, takes a chance. He swirls briefly around Jack, the tail end of one nearly solid tendril of smoke caressing his brow.
I miss you, mi sol.
Jack reacts the way he was expecting, but there wasn't any preparing for the pain that lances through his heart as Jack jerks away, raising his gun, back to high alert as he snarls: "Don't fucking touch me!"
okidoki. am turning in. night night <3
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 CLUTCHES CHEST gabriel deserves better omg i'm crying Jack can't say why he follows Gabe's information - he tells himself it's to get rid of any remaining doubts, that once he sees Gabe's "evidence" for himself, he'll be able to disprove it once and for all and kill Gabe next time, no regrets.
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 But, of course, it's harder to lie to himself when he stops moving, when the demands of his body make it impossible to fight or run for any longer without rest. In the dark and the quiet, wherever it is that he finds a safe, hidden place to lay his head down and rest, that's when he sees what he doesn't want to admit about himself: that he wants Gabe to be right, wants it so desperately even though that would mean that it was his fault they fell apart, his that everything between them went down in flames. At least it would mean that there really had been something there to burn. Alone with his thoughts and the almost-there memories of Gabe's touch against his skin, Jack wants more than anything to know he was loved, and he dreads the possibility of getting that wish.
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 QOQ And then he finds irrefutable proof of what was done to him and it's like his brain can't... process it the more he looks at it, the more everything distorts Gabriel followed along, of course, and he can't stand seeing Jack doing this alone
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 time for magical healing dick! dick ex machina
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 LOLLL this could go one of two ways jack refusing to be touched at first and them having to relearn each other very slowly... or jack doing his usual "bury emotions and everything else under meaningless sex" which gabe has to help him rein back in
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 XD omg i was joking jeezus how do we actually fix this? i mean, i suppose even if Jack can't process he can realize that something is wrong and turn to Ga nanite **nanites Gabe's made of nanites. can he like send some into Jack's brain?
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 :OOO
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 try to find the bad info and burn it out? remake old connections? jeezus, Jack wouldn't trust him with that nm wouldn't work
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 IDK THAT'S THE ONLY SOLUTION I CAN SEE Jack knows there's something wrong with him but he can't erase the fear and anger he now reflexively associates with Gabriel qoq his brain's all fucked upp we gotta fix it bro send gabe's little smokey tendrils in there and perform fuckin brain surgery lmao we need a doctor
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 mrrgh. i'm just all i can picture is Jack wrestling with this on his own, hands on his head, unaware that he's dropped to his knees on the floor. Gabe coming out of hiding, alarmed, because something is obviously going wrong. He's at Jack's side immediately, as Jack tears off his visor, flinging it aside as if it had something to do with the way his vision was going dark, the way static was filling his head...as if they might still be controlling him through its circuits. He grabs Gabe's hands before they can reach him, holding on to keep himself grounded, keep from going under because he feels like he's about to drown, can't get enough air, can't think straight. Gabe's face is fuzzy before him, going in and out of focus. Familiar, changed, a comfort, a mask, a rock, a traitor--he doesn't know which. Panic is setting in. He knows that's wrong--he's a soldier, he doesn't just panic like this--but he can't see, can't breathe, can't think straight and only instinctively bows his head, curling closer to Gabe, fingers digging into his arms.
'how do you prove it? how do you prove it was all real? i need help... Gabe! I need you to help me! How can I trust you to help me?'
He's desperate, and he sees pain in Gabriel's eyes--red eyes, changed eyes, familiar, knowing eyes. He wants to trust and he's terrified of trusting. Warning klaxons scream in his head, even as his body hunches in closer to his husband.
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 c r ie s help him!!!!!
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 yeah, gabe, help him
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 gabe does his magic smoke shit and jack is cured YAY
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 XD umm...i guess for something like this, first thing to do would just be for Gabe to talk him down. to just...be there, be a solid (haha) presence for Jack to hold onto. A quiet, familiar voice that he can latch onto until the fit passes and they can try to work out what happened.
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 give him those schnuggles!!!!
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 Jack cautiously admitting that something has to be wrong. He can't quite bring himself to say that Gabe was right, not yet, anyway. Even that small admission required him to walk through the logic of it: he'd found 'proof' to back up Gabe's claim, he'd suffered a bizarre sensory assualt, he'd never experienced anything like that before, and even thinking too hard about what he had just seen made him feel like it would start up again.
'It felt like...being programmed to reject what I saw,' he admits reluctantly. The amount of anger in his voie startles him. He hadn't thought he had the energy for it. Gabe says nothing to that. He doesn't have to--Jack can pretty well guess what he's thinking. He was programmed. The thought makes him feel sick, makes his vision waver. The reaction isn't entirely due to what was done to him.
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 :sob: can we fix him yet
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 i mean if you wanna just wave a magic dick wand and say it's all better we can, but then there's holes in the story
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 :sob: god dammit
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 lol i mean, if this is all a set up for a pwp where Jack asks for Gabe's help and gabe calms him with whispered words of encouragement and endearment, listens to Jack, talks with him, asks what he wants and stares into Jack's too-blue eyes as he says that he wants to fix whatever was done to him, sees teh distress and can't bear it any longer, kisses Jack--an impulse, a moment of pure need that stretches out. Jack's eyes are closed when he pulls back, his lips parted. His breath shudders out, and he leans forward just the tiniest bit. It's invitation enough. Gabe kisses him again, warmth and sorrow all mixed up together at what was taken from him--from both of them--so long ago and so insidiously that he never thought he'd get it back. The warmth builds to heat, to a fire that sparks between them, igniting on the kindling of old memories and emotions settled too thickly in their hearts to ever decompose into nothingness. Jack lets Gabe press him down against the floor, all devouring kisses and starved whimpers. He wants and he trembles beneath Gabe's touch, and God Gabe wants him so much, so badly, wants to claim him and make Jack his again and take back everything that was stolen right out of his hands.... And he knows he has to go slow, knows Jack needs him to be gentle, to be thorough, to awaken every last memory of gentleness and kindness, affection and love between them, remind him of the truth of what they were. Maybe that...maybe that will be enough to win Jack back from those who held him in thrall.
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 AKDJANXKANCS IN THIS CASE, PWP STANDS FOR PORN WITH PLOT cries Jack trying so hard to bury the fear in Gabriel's touch
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 oh, i'm glad you came back. everything online went quiet kind of all at once, so it was sort of like the recluse's version of those spooky scenes where a person walks alone through deserted streets, you know? XD
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 LOL I was hanging out w people
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 well, i mean, i started chatting with someone else too ad they went quiet, and twitter usually has things popping up, but it didn't and it was just odd XD
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 That is odd :OO Jack trying to force himself not to flinch every time Gabe touches him qoq Gabe starts to get hesitant and Jack powers through the anxiety and ups the pace again
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 Gabe's heart breaking a little, but as they go on he realizes that this seems familiar somehow. He remembers the last several times they made love before it all fell to pieces, and he realizes suddenly that they got to Jack long before he had estimated...long before their relationship had been completely eaten away.
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 NOOOO
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 <3
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 He runs a hand through Jack's hair and then cups his cheek and Jack bites his lip, glancing away for just a second, and Gabe has to ask how long? How long has this been eating Jack alive?
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 ((everything else started back up))
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 :OOO
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 Gabe stops. He rests his forehead against Jack's and takes a shaky breath, rage and hurt battling inside him. He knows he has to stay calm for Jack's sake, but it isn't easy with this new revelation. He squeezes his eyes shut against the stinging precipitating tears, and whispers apologies. Jack hears the way his voice cracks, hears pain that he doesn't believe anyone could fake convincingly. He doesn't know what set Gabe off, assumes that it's just the way he's flinching from Gabe's touch. His stomach roils, desire and anxiety making for an unpleasant mix, but it's been years, and he's cold down to his bones, has been for so long. And it was all in the past, nothing to be done about it now except take revenge, and if this turns out to be a trick (although his gut is telling him it isn't) then he won't have any more reason to hesitate once it's over. He gathers himself and takes charge, forcing Gabe to shift as he sits up. He holds Gabe's face in his hands and kisses him, deeply, greedily, trying to assure him that he wants this. He doesn't miss the fact that Gabe's hands are shaking when they rise to cup his cheeks, but he doesn't stop to ask. It's more important that he get Gabe out of his clothes, feel him skin to skin. If this isn't real, if they only have one more time together, he wants to make the most of it.
((XD they're talking about a fall R76 week, and i'm just over here imagining Reaper!Gabe burying himself in a pile of leaves and suddenly sitting up making zombie noises to startle the kids))
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 OH OKAY SO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE UP FOR THAT STAB IN THE GUT WITH THAT LITTLE CUTE ANCEDOTE FUCK YOU
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 <3<3<3 ilu
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 NOT OKAY BRO
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 also?? you fucking started this????
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 LISTEN!!!!
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 X'D
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 i typed that w a very specific inflection hold on
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017 LOL I'M FINDING THE CLIP
firesonic152 - 07/19/2017 https://youtu.be/RDoHownP9dg?t=17m47s LISTEN!!! LISTEN!!!!!
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/19/2017 X'D
firesonic152 - 07/19/2017 GOD NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT JACK TRYING TO CONVINCE HIMSELF IT'S OKAY TO SLEEP IN THE SAME BED AS GABE, HE'S NOT GONNA GET STABBED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AKSNFJDS
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/19/2017 baby steps
firesonic152 - 07/19/2017 qoq
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/19/2017 maybe the implanted thoughts just...get unmade when he forces himself to be vulnerable, and he can take them apart as he drowses in the afterglow and sure, all that emotional baggage will stay around and need to be worked through but getting rid of the false certainty will be a good start to fixing things
firesonic152 - 07/19/2017 sob s the more he lets himself be vulnerable, and the more gabriel affirms that it's okay to be vulnerable, the easier it gets starting with little things, like letting gabriel take his hand or touch his face and training himself not to expect a blow probably the first few times they have to sleep in separate rooms but eventually they're okay to sleep in the same bed at first, with jack facing gabe so he could watch and then slowly feeling okay turning his back and then eventually schnuggling >w<
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/19/2017 ohhh...the first time they would have actually gone-to-sleep slept together was one night when they were sitting up on the couch in their safehouse (or whatever), going thru info and planning their next move. Jack ends up leaning against Gabe, feeling sleep creeping up on him and knowing that he ought to get up, telling himself to go to his room and shut the door. But he's warm and drowsy and almost comfortable, and he thinks 'in a minute. i'll get up and go, but...just one more minute.'
When Gabe realizes he's asleep, he briefly considers staying right there, but he also kinda figures that this wasn't a conscious decision on Jack's part. Very, very carefully, he manages to carry Jack to bed without fully waking him. As he's leaving, he notices Jack's jacket and remembers how torn up it was. He takes it with him to make a few repairs.
When Jack wakes up the next morning, he's alone in his own bed with no recollection of getting there. He goes out to find his jacket on the couch, mended. And he finds Gabe, alone in the other bedroom.
firesonic152 - 07/19/2017 GABE RESPECTED HIS SPACE!!!!!! TRUST HIM JACK!!!!!!!!!!! on their journey to fix jack they just kind of naturally start reforming their old bond and by the time they're getting somewhere it's almost unnecessary
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My commentary of Yugioh DSOD
Disclaimer: I watched the sub version (at KissAnime) which the translation does not match with the character’s lines because it’s a rip off from the dub script.
This is not a review of Yugioh DSOD. This is just me reacting with screaming and attempting to be funny with stupid comments. Contains a lot of caps and swearing mostly because the movie buffs at important moment. Obviously, spoilers. You have been warned. I will write out my thoughts on the movie in a seperate post as well my analysis on the themes of the movie.
Okay, opening starts with a giant space ship with KC.
Gee, Seto is trying to retrieve Atem's puzzle in order to bring Atem back. What can possibility go wrong? As Yuko Ichihara taught us on what happens when someone attempts to bring her back alive...
Also, that's a very specific problem Seto point out when making a hologram of Atem with getting Atem's hair right. Then again, I always wonder if the author of Yugioh was smoking something to come up with that ridiculous hair. xD Ugh it bugs me that Seto continued to call Atem "Yugi" at first. But he called him Pharaoh which means he acknowledge him as a person different from Yugi. Then Seto kept switching between Pharaoh and Yugi. Well which one Seto? Make up your mind dammit! It also doesn't make any sense for me. Anyway, the most important part of the movie
Is what role Anzu has in the movie
And my expectations took a dip as she is reduced to a cheerleader. Then again, since when Yugioh movies give any decent leading roles to female? -_- At least we know that she won a scholarship to New York! And that she's not the transportation person for the main character because that's Tristan's job. Or the butt monkey. Which is Joey's job. Then again, if you name isn't Yugi, Seto, or the villain of the movie, then you are just there with one specific role just like a coffee deliver person at meetings.
Diva is a weird name for a villain, but I'm not going to make a quick judge on him based on his name alone. Seto. Wow. Such indifferent to Yugi in this line: "He has a mind of a child."
Like you aren't any different from him who keep going back to the past and obsessively building your rival in a hologram and brought the world almost to the end because you couldn't accept that Atem is gone. *applied burn with ice when needed*
Diva: "Magic has no boundaries."
Yeah neither does friendship. Speaking of friendship, how come no one mentions it even once in the movie? It's weird not hearing it just like not hearing Atem shouting "Heart of the Card" speech in every few episodes.
Diva: "You are a control freak". Well then finally someone said the truth about Seto. xD Dimension duel is another word of saying the Shadow Realm.  Just like "A bun in the oven" is another word to say you are pregnant which btw it's a weird phrase and I never get it.
Oh gosh, the eyes. Plz no, Vijam the Cubic Seed is giving me nightmares. o.O I hate eyes especially when it's used in a horror effect.
Leave it to Seto and his dramatic drawing. especially after mentioning that he wanted to duel Atem again. Glad that some things never change after 25 years.
Shadi Shin. What. The. Fuck. Are. You. Doing. In. The. Movie.
I did not expect him to appear here at all.
I'm interested to see how Shadi plays a role in the movie. Hopefully he doesn't passively let things happen right? Never mind. He let destiny roll with it and blame it on fate.
You know, it's not your duty to interfere with destiny, but you could at least use magic powers to stop Ryou's father. -_-
Instead of letting him wear the ring. And maybe Thief Bakura won't be alive again and possess Ryou. And you risk the children's lives. -_- And you die while leaving the fate of the world to a bunch of children. Great work, Shadi. Really great.
Also I thought Ryou's father bought the ring from someone in the market at the anime? Unless my memory is fuzzy...
I can't believe it took 53 mins for Yugi to be relevant to the plot.
Ryou Bakura's memory. Damn I felt bad for that man. Damn that scenery. And that boat.
This is the most beautiful part of the movie. At least until I watched the climax.
Joey got into the twilight zone where your memories are being forgotten and you will forget them before you die. Damn that some psychological horror shit here and I love it. Should be fantasy/drama/horror genre. Hopefully the power of magic errr friendship helps Joey get out.
IT'S THE POWER OF MEMORIES OF ATEM THAT SAVE HIM
HOW COME NO ONE TRY THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP TO FIND JOEY?
IT'S ALWAYS THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING.
Also quick few seconds of Wishshipping with Joey thanking Yugi. Dammit why are the interaction between the gang are short?  Oh wait, got to make a room for the latest Yugioh villain. Because destiny plot said so.
Why am I still surprised that Yami Bakura (the Ring) is behind the possession of Mani and other people? His laugh in Japanese is still creepy as fuck.
FINALLY AFTER OVER ONE HOUR AND 14 MINUTES SETO AND YUGI MEET AGAIN.
SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL WITH SETO SAYING THAT HE WANTS TO DUEL YUGI RIGHT NOW
BUT YUGI IS NOT TAKING SETO'S SHIT
YUGI BASICALLY TOLD SETO HEY MOTHERFUCKER LET ME DUEL DIVA. xD
AND SETO ACCEPT IT IN HIS USUAL WAY: Fine, only once. *cue an hour of dramatic gestures and music in this epic duel* Along with the script of the dub as a subtitle. No really. There are castle and lemon jokes. Why. This duel is very long.
Finally the moment. The moment that everyone is waiting for. Yugi completed the puzzle. Atem did not come back. Seto is about to faint. And he lost his shit and decided that ending the world is the best solution to deal with his angst. FUCK THE MOVIE IS BUFFING. RIGHT AT THE IMPORTANT PART. D;
Ahem. *After waiting for 10 mins and played FFRK*
More destiny stuff. Yuko Ichihara would have a field day with this. Throw some hitsuzen quotes why don't you? And the duel was interrupted by a cube. "Hey Diva, are you feeling better or worse?" OK WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO ADD THE DUB SCRIPT IN THE JAPANESE VERSION SUBTITLES?
No shit the villain is definitely is getting worse, not better.
"The fun will now begin."  Man, you can't escape from Arc V. xD Yugi and Seto duo. Let's save the world! *Insert generic theme of superheroes* Seto takes the pain for Atem. NOOOOOO Yugi is about to lose. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU OH MY GOD ATEM IS HERE! FAN SCREAMS STILL GLORIOUS AS USUAL
BEST MOMENT EVER. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Don't tell anyone that I was squee with joy or I’ll kill you. I have a reputation to hold you know as a stoic and serious person. MAHAAD BOWING DOWN TO ATEM I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WHY IS THERE MORE SCREENTIME OF SEALSHIPPING THAN REVOLUTIONSHIPPING? I'M SALTY AF. NOT AS SALTY AS THE RELIC PULLS IN FFRK BUT STILL A GREAT SCENE.
I DON'T CARE THIS SCENE IS AWESOME RIGHT THERE.
ARE YOU SERIOUS THE VIDEO HAS TO FUCKING BUFF AGAIN
Anyway, Yugi and Atem stared at each other. I can't believe it. I'M SO HAPPY. The world is saved again. As usual, Seto thank Yugi in his own way and left to leave a mess for Yugi to clean up. And Anzu asking how Atem is doing. :) Yeah I know that it's only one line, but come on, I need to milk revolutionshipping and lessen the saltiness. :P Yugi: "Thank you, Kaiba".
My translation: Yeah thanks for leaving the place for me to clean up even though I save your ass again. xD My girl Anzu is going to New York! :D Shut up, this is the only few scenes with Anzu and I got to milk it somehow. And the scene ends with Atem in Ancient Egypt (well at least it's in the hologram).
Just like old times, Seto challenged Atem to a camel race. Just kidding, it's a duel.
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