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Star-crossed lovers meeting their fate. A revenge story turned in on itself.

2007 // 2022

So we know that we can take care of the housewardens as kittens but will they take care of us if we are kittens?

good question, excellent question really and its definitely... depends on the housewarden. okay but before I answer this, I got a request (and working on said request) of this exact scenario, but idk when that will be posted, so here are my thoughts and personal opinions. sorry for the bad grammar and inconsistent thoughts, im literally so stressed rn lol

but to anyone that might stumble across this and wonder 'what the hell am I reading' then let me introduce you to the 'twst kitty accident' (name still pending): one, two, three

im going to say it, but the best housewarden and dorm to be looked after is pomfiore. kitty!mc would literally be treated like royalty. vil would take excellent care of you and would pamper the shit out of you. he's constantly making sure you look your best and will make you little hats and bows to wears (the two of you have coordinating fits) might even carry you around in a little handbag like chloe from beverly hills chihuahua no joke

second is riddle, he's responsible and constantly keeping a watchful eye on you. tho, he's never had a pet before so he's kinda clueless. but treys there to watch you when riddle can't and the adeuce (which is no doubt the cause of your transformation) would be extra gentle with you. cater makes a fan page of kitty!mc tho :/

at first kalim and malleus was a tie for third, but kalim gets the one up bc of Jamil. nothing against diasomnia but jamil will make edible food. kalim is a little rough not that he means to (he's a little oblivious) but he's always carrying you around and getting you the softest pillows. gives you little kissies on the head before he goes mimi ni-night

malleus has probably had one pet in the past probably like a crow or something, but that was eons ago. so he's a little dense but learns fast and takes really good care of kitty!mc, hold yous in his arms like a baby(me next plz), shows you magic tricks, let's you sit on his head so you can get a closer look of the gargoyles, will read you bedtime stories, probs had Lilia make t-shirt for all of diasomnia with your face on it(kitty obvi), he gets cat ears to match with you. its really hard to tell, who the one enjoying it. he makes sure to keep you away from the kitchen anytime Lilia's up to mischief ahem, creative endeavours.

I kinda forgot about Azul (sorry sweetie) but! i am content with his placement. will def try to market off of your cuteness and will probably forget that you're there, which has led to him closing up monstro lounge and leaving you there in the dark until he wakes up in cold sweat and runs to get you in his matching silk pajamas, octopus slippers and little night cap. but if you can look over that, Azul isn't the worst. he'll play with you, feed you the best food, let you lay on his lap(let me lay on his lap instead) and just generally is a lot more open about his gentleness? kindness? emotions?

he gets points docked down bc of floyd and the jade (they know what they've done)

for last place, Leona and Idia are tied. I can't make up my mind

on one hand, Leona treats you more like a neck pillow then anything (also considering your a whole ass kitten in a predator den is kinda really terrifying) he purposely forgets about you and will carry you around but your scruff. will give you to ruggie at some point who just might(will) hand you to jack bc 'you're friends!' but on the flip side, he's also a cat. and will take all the cat naps you want with you. tends to groom you and vice versa, it's a little weird but Leona's really warm and his purrs are comforting, so who are you to object (let me lay on your chest Leona, plz just one chance)

idia doesn't even take care of himself, what makes you think he can take care of another living being??? Ortho is your literal guardian angel (bless that child) the only pro I can think of is that idia doesn't leave his room, so you can always nap on his lap and he doesn't really mind (at first he was a fuckin statue) his hands are cold but fingers are really long, so it feels live when he runs his fingers through your fur. also tried to dress you up in cosplays, so if you're into that, cool, if not, I'm sorry? (me personally, I would not let that slide)

so these are my thoughts, I had a lot of fun writing it bc I have too many thoughts and but no will power to write it unless asked so... yeah. hope this answers your question :)

HOW’S EVERYBODY DOING!!!!

My name is Anya Dark'Urge Amnesia Raven Guard and I have an insatiable urge to kill every living being in Toril and then myself (that's how I got my name) and a lot of people tell me I look like Shar (if u don't know who she is get da hells out of here!). I'm not related to Strahd von Zarovich but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a tiefling but my teeth are super sharp. I have scarred white skin. I'm also the child of a god and I go to a place called Bhaal's Temple in Baldur's Gate where I'm in the Absolute (I'm 37). I'm a cultist (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly the blood of my victims. I love Facemaker's Boutique and buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a brown leather jerkin with matching laces around it and leather padded pants, a long bow and brown combat boots. I was wearing bloody lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eyeshadow. I was walking outside a crashed Nautiloid ship. There were corpses all over the ground, which I was very happy about. A lot of tadfools stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Anya!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Astarion Ancuinin!

"What's up Astarion?" I asked.

"Nothing," he said shyly.

But then, I heard the other tadfools call me and I had to go away.

Griddlehark au where Gideon is the jock doing theatre to keep her GPA up, Ianthe is the bitter starlet used to getting the lead roles, Harrow is the overly invested student director who runs everything, Augustine is the harassed department head.

filling out IRB paperwork is truly a layer of hell

[DS9:S6E16:Change of Heart]

my new followers don't even know what mcfdau is... mama mia

fuck it, voiceless integral affricate