dick van dyke when pussy truck faggot walks in
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are you ever like damn why is literally everyone else scared of openly communicating and being direct and truthful and honest
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I'm gonna say it. Phil Lester's side profile has never sat right with me
Why is his skull so long
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from the lights to the pavementโฆ from the van to the floorโฆ from backstage to the doctor.. from the earth to the morgue, morgue, mooouurge
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and then dan and phil walked out holding the pride flag
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once you start saying โyippee!โ you will never stop
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any new my chemical romance music video should + actually must contain an intercutting gay and lesbian sex scene with psychedelic visuals and metallic screeching. like that scene in nbc hannibal where that exact scenario happens
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mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty
mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol
mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]
mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming
mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god
mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....
mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities
mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday
mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture ๐๐
mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO
mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album
mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats
mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....
mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it
mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan
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