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mint-termsandconditions · 9 months

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Sugoi Drawings >_<

So kawaii desu~ Nya Rawr XD

#kirby fanart #kirby #bandana waddle dee #meta knight #king dedede #bandana dee #daroach #kirby memes #sugar Neko girl parody #I love this series so much #I hate squirrels #metadede #metaroach

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incessantlydull · 1 year

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my my what a lovely trachea you’ve got there

#lmao #someone talk to me #shower thoughts #thoughts #memes #lol #hrlp #tracheas though #I hate squirrels

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insectophobicgardener · 2 years

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I had to cut this one early, or the squirrels were gonna get it ( ˃̣̣̥﹏˂̣̣̥ ✿)

Alyssum and sunflowers isn’t so bad either

#gardening #plants #flowers #I hate squirrels #sunflower #alyssum #cut flowers #sunset sunflowers

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invinciblerodent · 6 months

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"I'll make a save here and try breaking up with Astarion, just to see the dialogue- I could see him get kinda nasty about it, but I honestly don't know what to expect so---"

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#-ke me back but that didn't fit #astarion #squirrel plays bg3 #when i tell you i reloaded so fucking fast.....#curse my curiosity #jesus fucking christ he's so RESIGNED #it's such an “ah; there it is. yeah can't say I'm surprised but it was nice while it lasted”#it sounds a bit mean but i fully thought he'd get at least a bit nasty about it #(the breakup also doesn't seem to have any options that nets disapproval???)#(which is just..... sad)#(it'd be so much less painful if he could at least hate you for it you know)#(this boy's self-esteem is -as we say in my country- beneath the miner frog's asscheeks)#(and now i need to go spend some time kneeling on the floor sobbing please do excuse me)

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momodr0id · 2 months

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we’ll meet again someday!

#mighty the armadillo #ray the flying squirrel #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #i hate how this came out but it’s done…

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blueteller · 26 days

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Me, wondering: Why do I always get a weird feeling when I'm reading "Alver" instead of "Alberu"? It's not like I care about the specific translation all that much, or have a specific association with the name "Alver" or... anything... ... Wait a minute – "Alver"... "Alvin"... chimpunks... squirrels... ... ... Me: ...No wait that pun doesn't even work that well in English since flying squirrels and chipmunks are different words in this language- My brain: DO THE MEME ANYWAY

(Based on this old poster)

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count's family #meme #tcf meme #humor #tcf humor #alberu crossman #alver crossman #this idea was holding me hostage and wouldn't let go #i dont know if i should love or hate my brain sometimes #so much work for a meme just because chipmunk and squirrel are the same word in my language #hopefully someone out there finds this at least a little bit as funny as i do

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mercisnm · 4 months

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Sweater weather shenanigans

Plus the lines, before I throw colours on it like an excitable squirrel:

#yes i am aware that squirrels are colour blind #anyhow #sometimes i draw things #tissaia de vries #yennefer of vengerberg #it's been *cold* lately and i hate going outside so much #ill think of my blorbos being warm and cozy and comfy thank you #every lesbian's dream: to have an older girlfriend whose lap you can use as a pillow plus she will make you hot drinks if you ask nicely #yes tissaia in frumpy comfy cardigans. she has a collection of tartan blankets too. she's very Grandpa fight me #yennefer in one of those super large but comfy looking turtle neck cream colour sweaters and grey sweatpants #she wears the sweatpants as an experiment because everyone her age seems to go crazy over their partner wearing it so whats about tissaia #(tissaia doesn't give a shit about sweatpants. doesn't own them. doesn't need them. doesn't find them aesthetically pleasing)#(i've used the word comfy way too many times in these tags and i don't regret it one bit)#also i have that seal plush. just smaller

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tricoufamily · 5 months

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ilya's parents + ilya at different life stages

#nooo haha don't idolize your dead abusive father and constantly rationalize the things he did to you #his mom left them in the middle of the night and he woke up on his 7th birthday and she was gone #he was never close to her and he was always lashing out. he gutted a squirrel and put it on her pillow and that was it #she decided then he was a lost cause going to grow up to be his father and she wasn't going to take him with her :(#he still doesn't know where she is or if she's even alive. he really really hates her #look i know i'm covering her face but you get it right. it can stay unsaid? we can just acknowledge whats going on and where it's going? ok #eeesh. but yeah his dad died when ilya was 21 (he's 24) he was still living at home and now it's his house. he got his motorcycle too #ts4 #ts4 cas #the sims 4 #ilya #two-headed lamb

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moeblob · 9 months

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(it doesn't work)

#tokyo mirage sessions #kiria kurono #itsuki aoi #tharja #i love both of them going along with kiria being ridiculous despite it not working and then being like #you do know you can like cute things too right like you dont have to hate cute things to be cool #also hey wtf is up with the level rec for a quest saying 34 and then being a level 40 enemy hey why #not relating to kiria but another character lol #i dont know how to check active side quests and have the attention span of a squirrel #so i hurried to level grind via tomes and skill books and beat it now i think i may be over leveled for story but idk because #there are SO MANY QUESTS

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t4twnyclaw · 25 days

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now that tumblr user exocynraku mentions it, the PO3 rarely dealt or explored their powers.

DOVEWING in the OOTS has more inner conflict and morality regarding her power. Her POVs are alwas tinged with a hint of loneliness and sadness, because of her powers and her alienation from her family and clanmates. But...the PO3 and holly and lion and jay don't really focus on that aspect. instead, the PO3 spends more time on petty clans going ons, Sol and even just the three hating their mom instead of exploring the nuanced responsibilities and new actual alienation they may feel with their powers and the looming knowledge that they are literally more powerful than god.

#txt #wc #warrior cats #the PO3 are the first cats with actual powers in the main arc #aside from MAYBE squirrel and leaf but...the authors forgot about that so i will too #i havent reread PO3 in a while but i remember the weird trip they took to the mountains #and the amount of women hating from lion and jay regarding their mom

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ratwizz · 7 months

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Got sick, drew my guys, look at them :P

#Blehhh I wanna talk about my ocs more ESPECIALLY SICNE NOW THEY HAVE A VAGUE STORY #Shout out to meilin for hating everything #I've been thinking about Making a comic but that's alot of work too and bleghhhh #I'll see what I do #I only share these in hopes my three beloved mutual squirrel Jay n wormy come upon it #Pray to thee #Jun and Julian are the only ones who get to be happy everyone else suffers so I only really draw those two #JUN IS TALLER I DIDNT REALIZE TIL NOW BUT I DREW THAT WRONG EHH doesn't matter #But yes mmmyboyssmm #my art #I'm actually gonna start tagging it #wizzart #Cause when you look up my art... You see... My old stuff....

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invinciblerodent · 6 months

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There are a lot of conversations on my dash today about why Astarion might have been chosen as such a cornerstone to the Ritual, why he got so much "special attention" (because he used to be a magistrate/noble-adjacent and Cazador liked to degrade him because of it, because he resisted the hardest and was hardest to break, because Cazador saw himself in him, etc.), and it had me thinking, so without littering all over someone else's post, I'd like to add my personal little theory:

I don't think there was a real reason to it at all.

Like, for starters... I don't think Cazador really thought of his spawn as people. Maybe in the beginning, when he turned his first, there was something almost special to it, a connection, but after already having turned thousands, someone having been at one point a magistrate, or a doctor like Dalyria, or something would, imo, be of little importance to him. The person is already his spawn, his slave, and to care at all about their past life as a person would imply that he is not fully thinking of them as just playthings at best (and cattle at worst), as implements to be used, which I kinda... don't think he's about? He doesn't seem to care beyond who or what is useful and/or entertaining to him, not even for his own niece: even her, he seemed only to care about breaking, but afterwards... didn't really seem to pay much actual attention to her, or favor her much at all. Amanita could just stay in the attic for all he cared.

By thinking of them in terms of who they once were, he'd be temporarily giving them back their personhood, even just in his head, and that to me would imply that Cazador doesn't believe his control to be unshakable and absolute, which... the dialogue to me says that he probably does. Like there's dialogue if you go to him without Astarion in the party, when he says something like "[when you don't return from this place] he will come here, because he knows nothing else"- not a shred of doubt in his mind that Astarion is still under his control, even in absentia, and will come back if only there isn't another influence (the player) to keep him from it. Because Astarion's identity to Cazador is that of a spawn, and not a person. (Really uncomfortable to think about how Cazador probably sees more of himself in the player than he did in any of the spawn, just from the way he talks to you.)

This kind of plays into the whole "morality of immortal beings" thing I've already talked about before with Mystra, that Cazador, believing himself immortal (especially as vampire ascendant, I fully buy that he thinks himself a god then), also thinks himself and his will inevitable. He doesn't conceptualize his own mortality, he's content torturing the others and staying in veritable stasis for as long as it takes, and while it annoys him that Astarion is taking a long time and would prefer it if things sped up, he's certain that he will eventually get what he is "due". The suffering of others in the meantime be damned.

I think that there was honestly no real, thought-out reason for why Astarion specifically was "chosen" to be in such a precarious position of being the "favorite-but-not-favored" of Cazador. I don't think there was a true reason for why any of the seven were chosen over the other seven thousand to be the "family"- maybe they were the most, shall we say, aesthetically pleasing ones, or the ones with talents Cazador thought would make their "hunting" easier... or just the ones to whom he, for some reason, took a shine, like one would prefer one pair of socks over another. Maybe he just picked the nicest-looking pieces out of a pile of pebbles for no reason other than amusement.

I think many of us want to try to think of reasons why something so horrible could have happened to someone (especially someone that we care about, even if they're fictional), and try to find logic in abuse, if only so it can make some twisted sort of sense in our heads: He was prideful, he was hardest to break, he reminded the abuser of himself, etc., but... abuse is kinda inherently illogical. More often than not, it's less about conscious choices, and more about opportunity.

I genuinely think it was on a whim that Astarion was the focus. Forcing him to ask to be made into a spawn, a slave, and having him claw his way out of his own grave was probably enough of a "putting the magistrate in his place" thing, and maybe the true reasons were literally only as frivolous as he says, that his screams "sounded sweetest", and Cazador just... liked seeing a pretty face ground into the dirt.

Sometimes it... really is that simple.

Yeah.😕

#baldur's gate 3 #squirrel plays bg3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 astarion #god i hate doing this whole tagging thing #cazador szarr #bg3 cazador #bg3 spoilers #it makes me feel like i'm waving my stupid thoughts in people's faces

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puppyeared · 3 months

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adhd comix

#man i dont even have the energy to be mad. im just tired #like. dont u love it when your parents exhibit symptoms of ADHD and your sibling is diagnosed with a learning disability #and instead of thinking oh shit what if the other one has smth too. they subject you to The Horrors #i cant bring myself to hate my parents. but im tired of feeling obligated to defend them when the thing they think is working #isnt actually working and ive just found other ways to cope to avoid any sort of conflict. like lying and stealing. lol #if someone took me aside and said 'hey so your brain doesnt make as much dopamine as usual and its not a bad thing it just means you #need external stimulation and reward system to function and youre not actually secretly fucked up or lazy' as a kid #im pretty sure i wouldnt be here rn with half the problems i already have. unfortunately getting diagnosed late means u dont have a teacher #to back you up at a parent teacher conference that forces your parents to take this shit seriously instead of ignoring it hoping itll #go away on its own. but hey what do i know i have squirrel ipad baby disease. what do i know about my own symptoms #AND. AND i think im allowd to be mad bc ive been doing my own research on this for years before and after diagnosis #theyve been putting me thru the WORST parenting techniques on earth. which they could have corrected at anytime but they were #comfortable thinking they were doing it right and didnt bother to check if they were or werent fucking up their kid in the long run #and refusing to acknowledge it. i just!! they just decided one day hey lets make babies!! and just looked at books on how to make #a human being survive as long as possible!!! what the fuck!!!!#im sorry for putting this on ppls dashes but i am. so tired. of bottling this up. and im not looking for sympathy or anything i just need #to scream and clench my fists to SOMEONE about it because theyre not gonna take this well up the ass. sigh #yapping #vent

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yahuanbk · 7 months

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Some time ago I saw a post about Team niches and one example was about Warrior cats. After extensive research (cheking the AK and WC wiki for names), I present thee, the (my) Ultimate Arknights Warrior Cats Names Tierlist!!

Now, I don't know how many people actually know about WC but what you need to know for this tierlist is that in Warrior Cats, cats belong to Clans and have a name that changes from Kit to Aprentice to Warrior, and sometimes to Leader. Though, there are other kind of cats with different name conventions (I'll explain it when it appears).

The regular naming convention is [main name/relevant trait/desciptor] + [another part]. For example: Firekit, Firepaw, Fireheart and Firestar.

FLAMETAIL MY BELOVED: this is the Flametail rank, absolute perfection, follows the naming convention AND is an official Warriors name, what else could you ask for?

WARRIOR CAT CERTIFIED: Official Warriors name, it's just that the naming convention is not perfect... but it's official so what can I do...

A NAME IN WARRIOR CATS (BUT NOT A WARRIOR NAME): Midnight is a female (friendly) badger, Breeze is a Tribe name (other kind of cat group with different naming convention, her full name would be "Breeze that rustles the leaves"), Haze is a cat from the group.

WARRIOR CAT APPROVED: names that could be real Warriors names... some more than other... Cliffheart, Frostleaf, Mudrock and GreyThroat are good examples. Blue Poisen, Flamebringer, Rock rock are... not so good.

HALF A REAL WARRIORS NAME: they got hall right! If only they had a second part. I put Schwarz here because it's Black in german but I didn't put La Pluma before but... if cats can understand german, they can understand spanish.

COULD BE BUT NOT IN SPIRIT: names that could be but they either don't follow the naming conventions or the names wouldn't be real.

COULD BE A NAME, JUST NOT A WARRIORS NAME: names that wouldn't be so odd if a random (Non-clan cat) had it but it's NOT official (yet). Most as lone cats, but Mountain specially as a Tribe cat (it's really odd that it isn't already a Mountain in WC).

KITTYPET: pet/house cat names.

THAT'S JUST A NAME: honestly, here is most people. Some could be placed on other tiers, specially cases like Siege, Conviction or Penance that could go to "Does a cat even know what is this???" But I don't know, they aren't funny enough to be there and maybe cats do know how to Siege?

TWOLEGS NAME: human names. Imagine a fight like "You can't defeat me Fireclaw!" "Yes I can, Jessica!"

DOES A CAT EVEN KNOW WHAT IS THIS???: Lancet-2, the - included! 12F, that's not even a name! Beagle. A courier... for cats... because cats have mail... Meteor(ite), because they call cats "monsters" and of course would know that a falling rock from outer space is a Meteor(ite)! Dobbermann. Rope, because cats need them! Gummy, Croissant, Pudding and Tequila, because they know and it them regularly! Texas, because they know geography! Ptilopsis and Glaucus, honestly, I can expect cats to know german and spanish, but Latin??! W. Manticore, of course, mythology! FEater. Bison and Carnelian, at least they are not dogs but still, they are cats. Mr. Nothing, Gnosis, Erato, Minimalist, Cantabile, because they know human/science/art concepts! Specter, Phantom and Elyssium could be, they have a Heaven and hell concpet with literal ghost cats but, this erminology especifically... Yeah... and Asbestos and Cement........ Eyjafjalla. (Sorry Plat and Company but it started to get too long)

???: Lou Xiaohei and the Terra Research Commission... I mean... they are technically warriors... and cats... therefore Warrior Cats... technically... should I move them to the "Could be but not in spirit"?????

#arknights #warrior cats #in case you found this via the WC tags: Arknights names are codenames not their real names (except the boring ones like Saria and Ch'en #I finnaly decided to do this because I was pulling for Ines but Flametail came instead #I don't hate her (in fact i like her) but I wanted the Goat not the Squirrel #the Pinus Silvestris girls all have great WC names #in fact I hc them as WC fans (yes WC now exist in Terra) that loved roleplaying when they were kids and their nicknames stuck #this took more than I thought it would but I don't regret it

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nightmarereverie · 6 months

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Ione the Squirrel

#pngs #acnh #ione the squirrel #acnh ione #editing #transparent #nintendo #png #villagers acnh #idk why but the ratio is off and i hate it as much as you #villagers #mine #transparent png

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gierosajie · 6 months

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Thinking about my Furina Gets Isekai'd AU and how Isekai AU Venti gets his identity exposed to her because of this one vengeful squirrel that his woodland creature assistants didn't care to stop from handing Furina his letters with the royal seal he'd been trying so hard to hide

#genshin impact au #I have no idea what he'd have done to make this one squirrel hate him considering him and all the other archons aren't gods here #furina gets isekai'd au

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