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teaandinanity · 5 months

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Any Cult of the Lamb players know if it's possible to make cultists keep doing the jobs I tell them to do? I gave my farmers bonus resource collection necklaces but other cultists who I never told to do farming keep butting in and when I'm telling the farmers to get back in the field half the time the ones I am assigning on purpose trade places and an interloper just stays there. Wasting crops by picking them without the boost. My kingdom for a RimWorld thing where I can tell them what jobs they are permitted to do; I would genuinely rather they do nothing than keep reshuffling like this.

Anyway, am I being an idiot or are they just gonna keep frustrating me like this? Asking here before I say anything in the discord because it is very large and scary.

#cult of the lamb #cotl #I keep being like 'did I ever tell you to farm? NO! GET OUT OF THE CROPS!'#but it does not stick #I go on crusade #I come back #my farmers are doing literally anything but farming #and two random cultists are in the fields #I'm like 'do you want to starve? I can put the fasting edict back in play if you like being hungry that much.'#like the two fields are adequate if I have my bonus work + bonus harvest pawns in there #but these other doofuses are MESSING UP MY SYSTEM #ISTG I'm gonna feed one of them to a door #I gotta go get the Bishops anyway this would be an acceptable system for picking sacrifices

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maiaczy · 2 months

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Terence mayhaps

What if Terence D'Arby was in the Jojolands

Who do you guys think each of them would main in mario kart (my headcanons under the cut)

Jodio - Shy Guy (specifically the dark blue version)

Lowkey a pro at this game. Likes to challenge himself in time trials and knows all the best cart combinations. If there is a shortcut on the track, he WILL take it (and will almost always be successful). Actually enjoys Rainbow Road (the real reason for his psychopath diagnosis).

Dragona - Pink Gold Peach (I could see them picking Daisy too)

Just there to have a good time tbh. At least most of the time, because every now and then when they're doing particularly well their competitive streak kicks in, and trust me – once they get into it, they get REALLY into it (cross them at your own risk). Favorite track is Cheep Cheep Beach.

Paco - Bowser

He thinks gaming is dumb and a waste of time (definitely not because he sucks at it). On the rare occasion he does get convinced to play, he keeps bumping into walls and other players (it doesn't help that he picks one of the heaviest characters in the game). Known for notoriously running into banana peels. Gaming sessions usually end in him "inviting" the other players to the gym.

Usagi - Luigi

Relates to Luigi on a personal level for being the underappreciated helper of the group. He's actually quite good at the game. His aim is freakishly accurate and he loves to hoard items to target other players (for unknown reasons they seem to hit everyone but Dragona). Similarly to Jodio, he takes shortcuts almost every chance he gets, but unlike Jodio, it doesn't always go so well. Also probably likes Baby Park like the freak he is.

Charmingman - Dry Bones

Used to play with Mauka a lot, so he's surprisingly good, and can get quite competitive too. Drives solely on bikes, which give him some good ol' maneuverabilty to avoid all those damn banana peels Usagi keeps throwing around. Secretly loves the music tracks and sometimes listens to them while riding his bike irl, imagining himself to be in a race. Favorite item is Boo.

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starplatimoon · 9 months

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This one's for you anon...

Out of Touch Thursday Crusaders: Remastered

#i just edited them a little bit instead of going the full mile of redrawing it #jjba #jojo’s bizarre adventure #stardust crusaders #jotaro kujo #noriaki kakyoin #jean pierre polnareff #muhammad avdol #avpol #artimoon

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elucubrare · 1 year

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got a book about a 1940s detective getting portal fantasied, which is objectively better than a normal guy (gender neutral) from the writer's period getting portal fantasied

#i was going to say 'bringing my collection of non-modern portal fantasies to 2'#but actually it's 3: this; the high crusade (13th century english people get kidnapped by aliens #and it's really good);#and the lost legion (roman legion gets portal fantasied. less interesting than i'd hoped.)

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squish--squash · 2 months

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can someone tell my axe to come back I uh. kinda need it.

#cult of the lamb #yeah this is one of the reasons I play with god mode on.. cotl I love you sm but you were NAWT meant to run on my laptop #believe it or not I actually beat heket without taking damage this run LMAO #btw the crown does this a lot on crusades after swinging a weapon so I'm used to seeing smth go nuts on my screen #not used to it being my AXE tho #I couldn't attack with it boomeranging either so. not so fun when it did it while fighting other enemies #it does come back eventually I just had to go into another room and it would reset lol #also I hope this posts this is my third time trying to upload this LSDKHG

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chibigaia-art · 3 months

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btw quick reminder that if you're a terf you're not welcome here

#chibiblabbing #the whole thing going on rn. man.#scrolling the dash today has just been depressing with all the international news and internal tmblr shit #also tired of seeing h*rry p*tter stuff on my friends insta stories i love her but hhh #seeing her share a thing and then go on to find the asshole donated tons of money for her terfy crusade #yikes

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hacash · 12 days

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ok new game - if your current writing project (original or fic or whatever) was published tomorrow, what about it would make booktok denounce you as problematic? rb with answers in the tags

#writing stuff #I’m writing about the third crusade atm so there’s a LOT going on in there #starting with the problem of not utterly denouncing the crusades on the first page and going from there #I also have a lot of unhealthy queer rep #and female characters who want to get married and have kids #so I’m in trouble basically #my other projects include some very unhealthy romantic relationships #and women killing other women #not even in a fun sapphic kinda way just in a murder kinda way

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sayurinn · 14 days

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Got home from a party very drunk last night and somehow drew this 😭😭😭 I guess drunk drawings are sober headcanons so pls accept my Polnareff silly y2k earthtone fits :3 🤎⭐️

Also another version of pol’s shirt and divorce 😔💔 idk why I drew that😭😭😭😭 i think it’s from a Pinterest screenshot…

#I have a very specific Polnareff vision #god I love Polnareff so much my sweetie pie #sorry guys I’m going to be insane and abnormal #my fanart :3 #jean pierre polnareff #jojo part 3 #jojo fanart #stardust crusaders #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba polnareff #my babygirl #sorry everyone #something happened to me after those cutsie Polnareff doodles i did the other day #this is who I am now #anyway if u see these thanks for reading :3333 #yippeeee

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dragon-razor-writings · 4 months

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10-year-old Jaune: "Hey, dad? How exactly was mom like as a Huntress?"

Louis:"…"

(A couple decades ago…)

Josephine: *going apeshit with an axe against Grimm and Saleites* "DIE, INFIDELS! FACE YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR DEFYING THE GODS!!!"

Louis: '…Why is that weirdly attractive?'

(Now)

Louis: "She was…much more intense."

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #mama arc #papa arc #rwby oc #louis arc #josephine arc #I just have the idea of Jaune's mom going from Hyper-Zealous Crusader to Mother of Eight stupidly funny #like. what #the idea of that change is very stupid #but also utterly hilarious

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sherrymagic · 2 months

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Jin's underrated little look in Episode 8 DEAD FRIEND FOREVER (2023-2024)

#copper phuriwat #my crusade meant for earning more appreciation for copper is going further than anyone expected #no idea what this is i was just deleting some screencaps and felt like these were too cute to go to waste #take this however you want #jin jinnaphat #dff jin #jin dff #dead friend forever #dead friend forever the series #dff #dff the series #thai series #thai bl #thai actors #lana.gifs #userbon #(following tags for users i identify as jin enjoyers but feel free to ignore ♡)#userpharawee #uservix

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cryptiduni · 5 months

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wip, i’ll draw his beard later

#darkest dungeon #reymas #darkest dungeon 2 #crusader #reynauld #highwayman #dismas #i am gonna do reverse kiss with a dip to go along with this #dd fanart #darkest dungeon fanart

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gxlden-angels · 8 months

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I love getting my silly little dose of validation whenever I explain something as small to my childhood as "yea they taught us to be prepared to be soldiers in spiritual warfare between angels and demons from a young age" and having my therapist or a friend respond like

#my therapist thought I was making a crusades joke and looked genuinely distressed when I said No No. I mean literal spiritual warfare.#I've never seen a person go thru the 5 stages of grief faster than that man in that moment #by spiritual warfare I mean the demons and angels fighting around us at all times or whatever the fuck #the thing that causes people to say the devil is attacking them #but yea no that fueled my martyr complex but not nearly as much as other things #cause this one was at least hypothetical and invisible #'She Said Yes' and whatnot was much more real and much scarier #my paranoia was awful in middle and high school #But yea me and a friend of mine were both raised in separate cults so we were explaining our cults to a friend and it was a great time #it's fuckin wild out here #ex christian #religious trauma

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uinferno · 26 days

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Another Cosmere Inktober sketch finished. Ignore the fact it's now April and my last one was December and the sketch was done in October. Just look at my take on Cyberpunk Mistborn Hoid.

Day 23 Pitch

#Not pictured: he's wearing a faded anime T shirt #cosmere #cfsbf #mistborn #cosmere inktober #brandon sanderson #hoid #arts arcanum #art #artists on tumblr #illustration #my art #krita #digital art #It's not super Cyber^tm I was going to make the back of his jacket more intricate but as you can tell it's now April #$10 to whoever can identify Hoid's tattoo #uinferno art #uinferno #my players never actually met Hoid they missed him while they were investigating a casino #my players invented an in world tv show called Captain Chromium and the Cosmic Crusaders (aka C4)#And it's like a weird almagamation of JJBA and Star Trek #It was made by the grandson of a worldhopper who misinterpreted the stories and so now the story is an incorrect take on the greater cosmer #like a singer is a guy in a lobster costume #i was going to link a friends drawing of a poster but Apparently she didn't post it #anyways that's his shirt

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lieximhuman · 3 months

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The way I draw def has changed but one thing stays the same… I can’t draw stands 💀👍

#art #jjba #jjba fanart #jjba kakyoin #stardust crusaders #jojo #kakyoin #noriaki kakyoin #kakyoin noriaki #kak #😐#idk which one is better tbh #should I go back to drawing him that way?#more circular

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makiswirl · 9 months

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joddaros (and splatinum)

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jotaro kujo #i have so many more of these. anyway #i haven't posted any jojo doods in a second so have (mostly) sillie joots ive done in the bg #i don't draw much else. tbh. my art is very incapable of being serious anymore #anyways i like the ova designs the most can you tell #my art #time to go into the abhorrent tagging process for jojo art because i still don't know how it works #jolyne kujo #jolyne cujoh #kujo jotaro #star platinum #stardust crusaders #jojo's bizarre adventure part 3 #jojo's bizarre adventure stardust crusaders #eyes of heaven #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo's bizarre adventure eyes of heaven #jjba eyes of heaven #jjba eoh #JUST for that one meme but fuckall #i just think hes autism creature #noriaki kakyoin #kakyoin noriaki #jean pierre polnareff #only for like one gag though. barely. sorry

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starry-blue-echoes · 1 year

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So you know that moment when you’re rewatching Jojo’s and a small, minor, barely related and probably completely coincidental detail catches your eye?

Yeah, so remember the necklace the Caesar bought that girl in Battle Tendency?

And remember Joseph’s first outfit in Stardust?

Yeah

YEAH-

#HHHHHHHHHHHH #WAS THIS MOST LIKELY A COINCIDENCE? OH DEFINITELY #AM I GOING TO OVER THINK IT ANYWAYS? ABSOLUTELY #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #battle tendency #battle tendency spoilers #jjba part 2 #stardust crusaders #jjba part 3 #jjba caesar #caesar zeppeli #jjba joseph #joseph joestar #caejose #caesar x joseph #connecting dots #sb draws #inspo of the void

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