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floppergostic · 2 months

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I get the point they're trying to make, but posts calling being unsure and concerned about voting for someone who is currently committing genocide "having a tantrum" are not only grating but condescending and offensive to his victims. And why yes I'm also concerned about signalling to the rest of the world that Genocide Is Okay Actually, Even If You Do That Americams Will Just Vote You Right Back Into Office.

#US politics #f***ing hell #like I get it #I get that we have to keep in perspective the actual effect of electing either option into office #I get that one is objectively worse #but it hurts to vote for a mass murderer just to keep someone else who--while he has done and will do horrible things--#in fact has not committed genocide #like that is one thing that is factual that Trump has over Biden!#Would he commit genocide in the same situation? Probably.#and that's what I keep trying to remind myself of #BUT HE HASN'T. HE HASN'T. AND BIDEN HAS AND IS.#opposing a genocidal leader is not a f***ing '''tantrum''' you cretins #how hard is it to make a post about why opposing Trump is important without being condescending and offensive #apparently not just difficult but impossible #that's my rant sorry guys #just had to get that off my chest #politics

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katiekatdragon27 · 7 months

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Thanks for 100 followers, take these as a gift :) My silly goofies.

First, aircorn being cute lol. Airy is strong, it's a given he's made of metal. Popcorn by physicality should be weaker, but she's not of this world sooooo f logic. Also, gurl be careful cuz if you drop him it's so over.

Ugly ass gijinkas.

Some old interview things I made a bit ago. Basically, me summing up what they see in each other and someone (probably Liam maybe) explaining why it's a poor choice in a partner. (Liam don't know the Popcorn lore yet >:) ).

There's gonna be Popcorn lore and more doodles below the cut.

[TW for creepy eyes ig???]:

For those who don't know, this is based on that one post about brown and blue eyes. It fit them perfectly, so here's a shitpost about it.

Also yeah, when I was developing my Popcorn lore, I knew she was gonna have scuffed eyes, but I wasn't sure what (I considered the current ones at first but I wasn't sure.) Then I saw some posts of him having Algebralien eyes and I thought "what if I made it scary?" Hence this.

Here's more bullet points about Popcorn to think about (I think I wrote too much oof):

She's not an object. She just feels most comfortable in the body she has right now (he's had some serious dysphoria in the past).

Although she has no real "sex", he goes by she/he.

She does not have a "real" name either. She just goes by whatever object (or other creature) she happens to be.

She is a shapeshifter, but it has limitations. Violent limitations. Her current body? He killed an empty bucket of popcorn and is basically wearing his skin. All her other morphs (including the non-object ones)? Killed them too. Her plethora of voice imitations? DNA takings, usually through violence.

She stole the 3D glasses from a store during her first week on Earth.

She has two very different personalities when he has the 3D glasses on and off.

When the glasses are on? Silly goofy. A ball of chaotic sunshine with little to no consideration for her or others' wellbeing.

When the glasses are off? She is incredibly angry and full of anxiety. He is incredibly violent and super unapproachable for the most part. Only a very small amount of people can see him with her glasses off and be okay. *cough cough* Airy *cough cough*

The only thing that remains consistent about all their morphs are the eyes.

Speaking of eyes, she's scared of eye contact because she loses control of her body when staring at someone. It's like a conscious form of sleep paralysis. She can only control her body when staring at someone if they're scared of her and actively trying to flee.

Also, since Airy really likes her eyes, they stare at each other a ton (even if Popcorn is sometimes uncomfortable). Airy gets good at reading Popcorn's eyes after a couple of times of that and learns when to look away for her sake. Airy probably stared at her for 10 minutes the first time he saw Popcorn's eyes and made her not want to look at him for a while after that.

If any of these intrigues any of you, feel free to adopt these headcanons into your own. I'm open about that 👍

Have a nice day fellas :)

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doodlebloo · 1 month

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Nothing will ever rewire my brain like c!Schlatt screaming "Make it hurt!" at c!Tubbo's execution

#+ c!Techno saying hed try and make it as painless as possible (though he failed miserably)#like. how long did cschlatt know. do you think he was nicer to ctubbo in the days leading up to the festival to make it hurt him more #''make it hurt'' from someone who cared about next to nothing. means everything.#like. which is worse for ctubbo. cDrm seeing him as nothing but an object to use to get ctommy to comply?#or cSchlatt wanting to make him hurt! wanting to watch him suffer! eanting to see him yell for help while no one saves him!#and the thing is i dont think cSchlatt ever really wanted that!!!!!! he wanted to make the execution hurt like cTub's betrayal hurt him!!#the way BOTH cSchlatt and cDrm treat him is bc hes so ride or die for Tommy. everything all the time with cTub comes right back to cTommy.#doodle.txt

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sarafangirlart · 1 month

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Oh fuck the Hades game is gonna reignite Aphrodite and Hephaestus’s marriage discourse huh?

Ah well as Hephaestus’s divorce lawyer I’ll have to tell everyone that Aphrodite was in the wrong over and over.

#I shouldn’t be this emotionally invested in this discourse but here we are #maybe it’s bc I don’t like one of the few prominent disabled figures in mythology to be demonized #when the rest of his male relatives are objectively worse #but don’t get nearly the same amount of hate #greek mythology #ancient greek mythology #greek pantheon #Hephaestus #hephaestus x aglaia #hephaestus greek mythology #hephaestus x aphrodite #hephastios #hephaestus god #aphrodite x hephaestus #hephaistos #Aphrodite #aphrodite greek mythology #aphrodite goddess

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grantwilsonenjoyer · 3 months

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i think so often about the fact that grant says he doesn't have feelings but he also . Thinks he is at fault when he does. And i think about this a lot bc it is basically reaffirmed over and over because his love Does end up hurting people and. And.

i think of this specifically in the context of him killing terry. Because his instruction is just to stop them. and the most efficient way he can think to do that is killing one of them. And he is BLAMED for that and i think. I think That is where i disagree. because i think when u look at it in perspective of grant's own feelings it Makes Sense.

Like. This specific instance? That is born out of the part of him that DOES feel, the part of him that loves and protects.. and i think that makes it So Much Worse. because grant doesn't stop at anything really. He can get hurt, he can hurt other people, he doesn't have trouble with it. there is very little that could be done to Him Personally that would make him give up on his mission.

but if it came to someone he loves getting hurt? Well. That might stop him.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #grant wilson #save me grant wilson..#(He is actively making me worse)#this is why i am devastated by the whole “oh why is that the first way u thought of to stop us” or whatever #bc while i get WHY theyd feel that way i think ppl in the fandom forget that the teens r not like. Objectively Correct 😭#But also grant does immediately internalize like. “I only thought of this because i am Bad and Irredeemable” but. But ☹️#idk... i think it is fair to blame grant for A Lot of things. but i do not think this is one of those.#Ok i am done #i love being normal!

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bonefall · 7 months

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Question: what’s your source on the phytoestrogens? Bc the only times I’ve ever heard that claim, they all source back to this one study on sheep in like the 40s, which… well it’s not very well supported

(Although maybe you don’t care about that, which would be fair. These are fictional cats after all not clinical studies)

You're probably coming from Hbomberguy when he was specifically addressing lunkhead chuds, who pass around the claim that phytoestrogens lower human fertility and sex drive. The "soyboy" claim.

Human studies on the effects of phytoestrogens are pretty lacking overall, but what does exist doesn't back up that claim-- because humans don't graze on red clover in west australia like a sheep. What that means is that it doesn't impact human fertility the way a terrified conservative brain stem thinks it does.

(ESPECIALLY not in a plate of soybeans, which has significantly lower levels of phytoestrogen than red clover.)

But what it DOES do is bind to the estrogen receptors in your body (and acts as a really good antioxidant but that's neither here nor there) which can mean it can act AS estrogen... or as an antagonist.

If you want to know more (especially if you have a background in chemistry, this source talks a lot about the structural similarities between estrogen and phytoestrogen and the mechanism of action) then go dive into PHYTOESTROGENS IN FUNCTIONAL FOOD by Fatih Yildiz, which collects together many of the studies that we do have on the matter and omits controversial ones.

(Plus it's an easy read for such a science-heavy publication imo)

Though I have to stress that my HRT guide is, y'know, fake cats! Nothing in nature replaces modern medicine***, but I wanted to make a good resource for WC fans with trans cats who wanted a little bit of scientific accuracy, wanted to cut herbs that cast Liver Failure 1000 on felines, and could reasonably be found in a temperate environment

***= Except medicinal maggots. Medicinal maggots are literally magical. Nothing debrides necrotic tissue like green bottlefly larvae and as far as I'm concerned they're the closest thing to divinity we have on this earth. And medicinal leeches I love you leeches im so sorry that anyone has ever called you a pest you're cherubic angels and she doesnt deserve this </3

#Herb guide #Bone babble #Phytoestrogens #Btw I have wanted to remake that guide for a while since it actually predates most of my other work #That was like... the first research project I did for this blog #And in the next draft I'm cutting comfrey root entirely because I got more comfortable with speaking over the erins #The fact I get questioned on the phytoestrogen thing is a good sign for the site culture btw because #It shows that people are both a little educated on a conservative pseudoscience claim #And that they're questioning the information even in a for-fun cat project. After all I like. DO also care about scientific literacy #But it is funny to me that no one questions the comfrey LMAO #For context it's kind of like standing next to a nuclear reactor and then the audience points at a heavy object blocking a window and says-#''Hey isn't this a fire hazard?''#Like. Good that you're familiar with fire code! There is something even worse in the room with us <3

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presidentofthelipglossclub · 7 months

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no bc deadass the rescue bots are straight up mean as hell. like, they arent evil or immoral they’re just rude. to the point where they’re meaner than the decepticons ok like megatron kept avoiding actually gettind rid of starscream despite the constant murder attempts but heatwave was willing to get rid of two of the other bots (blades after he abandoned a rescue bc of an avalanche and blurr bc blurr). heatwave is more ruthless than megatron which is so damn funny. blades keeps insulting people for no good reason (sometimes it makes sense but like quickshadow’s accent and how she talks made him so upset). chase is harder to see but he’s willing to do anything to follow the rules and he tends to repeatedly bring up other people’s issues (i dont think i have to explain but like example is little white lies. that whole episode). boulder is very sweet most of the time but the instant heatwave gets in on it he does too. multiple times in the show this has happened (off the top of my head when blades got the scoop claw hw and boulder were laughing at him and when hw made fun of blades boulder laughed, also heatwave was saying blurr was super annoying and boulder agreed).

to be clear this is a good thing. i wanna see more complex characters who are still fundamentally good people!! you can be callous, have low empathy, be egotistical, get angry, make fun of ur friends and still make good choices and still help people. you at your worst and you at your best are still both you, but your worst being bad doesn’t mean your best isn’t good. especially because morality wise the rescue bots are the best people. i mean, they aren’t war criminals (or regular criminals), they don’t physically harm others, they don’t put others at risk (at least not intentionally), and they literally had to pretend to be actual machines while risking their lives every day. these people who treated them as essentially slaves were who they had to protect. and they did it, over and over again, without hesitation. and i think they deserve to be a bit rude for that, and because their meanness comes from caring. if they didn’t care they wouldn’t bother to speak up and be heard, even if it’s in a disrespectful way. but they do.

anyways idk rescue bots brainrot and the concept of a fundamentally good society have been eating away at me.

#they love everybody so much that they snap so often #heatwave cares about his team. when he says someone needs to go its a big deal #because he cares about that member but he also cares about the rest of his team #one wrong move and they’re dead. it’s life or death every day #he doesnt want to invite the day where death will be the winner #blades getting so pissed and confused by quickshadow’s accent and speech was so damn funny tho #i too am confused and pissed by the british #boulder being the nicest kindest most gentle bot immediately going away when heatwave decides to be petty is always delightful #“hmm this person is doing something funny/wrong/objectively dumb but everyone makes mista— oh? heatwave is making fun of them? count me in!#homosexual behaviour #heatwave makes people worse <3 #chase bringing up the oldest shit to make a dig at someone is so silly #you make one mistake and years later he’s still bringing it up #looking at my tags as i write them and hw’s are so serious and everyone else’s are like “lmao silly little guy says silly little things”#rescue bots #tfrb #tfrb heatwave #tfrb boulder #tfrb blades #tfrb chase #transformers rescue bots #transformers

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heartshapedtrap · 5 days

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oh brother gojo’s corpse is being weaponized as a tool… group suicide in ten minutes

#let him rest ffs this is so much worse than him being dead #and yuta his beloved student having to puppet his teachers body while taking on this burden alone to save the world jfc this is so sad im so #distraught by this and the more I think about this I go insane bc gojo is seen as the strongest before an actually fucking person and geto #being the only one to truly see him as a person first kills me and I’m getting more pissed at shokos charcter assassination bc why did she #have no objections or signs of not being okay w it even if she would still go through w this last resort of violating gojos body to save #everyone. and them all depending on yuta to be the monster the strongest now that gojo is goneto literally be a tool for jujustu sorcerers #this is sick and unbelievably tragic they do not deserve this :((((#jjk spoilers #jjk 261 #jujustu kaisen spoilers #gojo satoru #yuta okkotsu

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charliespringverse · 9 months

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... it's just hit me that lister describes the bathroom kiss as assault and even when jimmy reassures him that he doesn't see it that way and doesn't have a problem with it, lister refuses to accept that it was anything other than objectively assault

while two days earlier jimmy insisted that a 32-yr-old having sex with lister at age 16 was wrong, despite lister not seeing it that way and not having a problem with it

does that mean that lister took that conversation on board but only as far as "the person on the receiving end of an advance can't accurately assess whether or not it was wrong" and is now equating himself to the woman that took advantage of him . because i will weep

#i am conflicted about the bathroom kiss to an extent #because on the one hand . do not kiss someone without asking dude wtf #but also . the difference in jimmy's response to it compared to the magnet situation which is? relatively similar #w magnet he was 'this is fine'ing his whole way through it and forcing himself to be ok with it and would've likely kept going if—#— lister hadn't interrupted it #whereas in the bathroom he is in an objectively worse mental state & more consistently dissociative despite being sober . yet he actively—#— considers it and almost goes along with it before deciding for Both his and lister's sakes not to #and i think his clarity & consideration there as well as the fact he felt Safe to pull away is meaningful to an extent #because it's one of the only situations this week where he's actually felt & acted on a sense of control over what happens to him #+ lister's immediate reaction being to back off and recognise his being at fault and never once holding it against jimmy #like again . should not have happened do not kiss ppl without asking #but i do find myself viewing it in a very different light to the v comparable magnet situation #anygay i am rambling in tags again when i should be asleep but still #i worry that lister is now viewing himself in the same light as jimmy views the ppl that took advantage of lister #but i Also worry that he is viewing himself as Worse than those ppl bc he can't/won't accept that he was taken advantage of #i do also now kind of want to write a Lister In Therapy oneshot partly just for the catharsis of imagining that boy getting some gd therapy #iwbftreread

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godsfavoritescientist · 10 months

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The whole time I've been reading Flatland I've tried to picture what a comparable version of it would be for a 4 dimensional being visiting a 3 dimensional being. I've been picturing 4d vision as being able to see the entire surface area of a 3d object all at once, but now I think that might be comparable to a 2d person thinking that 3d vision only means being able to see all of the exterior edges of an object at once, without picturing any of the planes that connect the lines. I think a more accurate description of 4d vision might involve being able to see *every single* cross-section of a 3d object all at once, from *every possible* angle at once, as one coherent visual whole. And the idea of someone being able to see every single cross-section of a body all at once, brain and guts and everything, laid out all together as if on a flat plane, is a horrifying mental image

#reading flatland #up until the moment where the sphere was like 'i can touch your plane aka your 'insides' without stabbing through your 'exterior' lines'#i was thinking of 4d in terms of time being the 4th dimension #but like. considering the 3d equivalent of being touched on ones plane is so fucked up.#imagine someone seemingly teleports into your house and touches your internal organs without making any cuts to get in there.#and they did not need to teleport to get in there #and bits and pieces of the visitor can be seen at different places across the room. but the pieces are all somehow connected to one whole #like if flatlanders had flat little arms they could have done that to the linelanders. touched multiple spots at once on their line #and held out their arms so it was on both sides of the linelanders vision.#and for us it would be even WORSE because it would Clearly be different parts of something. not just two points.#well i guess they wouldnt be two cross sections they would look like two separate 3d objects. but still #maybe like 2 separate people who may or may not look similar to eachother?????#and even though they can see peoples insides they dont have a way of showing us that??????????#contemplating the closest possible comparisons to what this square is going through is like.#full blown eldritch body horror.

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dykedvonte · 2 months

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Discussing the NCR (Fallouts NV's Military Industrial Complex)

Fallout regularly discusses the idea of the military, its faults, its strengths, and most importantly, the psycho-social aspects of it regarding those who are members. We have seen a direct critique of the military generalized through the Enclave's overt nationalism, the hoarding of resources and indoctrination through the Brotherhood of Steel, and an almost eerily modern critique of the whole military-industrial complex through the NCR in New Vegas. In these series of posts, I will be focusing primarily if not exclusively on the last one.

The NCR we see in the game is strictly the military side of things and the depiction of active occupation during a time of eminent war, conflicting factions, and resource scarcity. It is in this we are missing a major factor that negatively affects the view of the NCR in the game and out: Civilian life along with citizen opinion on the military. While we do get Mojave civilian opinion on the military (often neutral or negative) we do not get those who are New California Republic citizens, not those who actually discuss the military more so not understanding the importance of the occupation and the President's choices.

We do not see how life is regularly lived by the average citizen as we have not seen New California in New Vegas, though, we get words and glimpses that the people are relatively content in the growing country minus the fact many people are not happy with the choice of encroaching on the Mojave. This most similarly reflects it's real-world application that many civilian citizens reject acquisition and war due to the economic effects it has on the country and the general violence/loss associated.

In this, we come to an issue of losing a perspective that is unique to the NCR as a military representative. The Brotherhood is notably a place where its active members are intertwined with its efforts, the young are raised to be scribes, paladins, etc... To where even if one is not fighting for The Brotherhood, they are still intertwined, it's propaganda is the life. The Enclave is even more cut n' dry in that it is mostly made up of government representatives. It is a group even smaller than the former, even more selective and intertwined that their propaganda IS a form of Eugenics. The NCR is unique in that there is a clear distinction between what is the military force, the civilian population, and the choice if one wants to be a part of the former.

There is a distinct difference in the cultures of the factions you are born into and those you must enlist or join (forcibly for some). While this is a long-winded way to get into the actual discussion I want to facilitate throughout these posts I wanted an initial background post to understand the aspects I am and am not exploring and explaining along with a hub post to link everything I intend to discuss in the coming days and weeks, starting with:

Why Do People Join the NCR?

...which will be discussed and linked back here like everything else regarding to this topic.

Links: TBA

#fallout #fallout new vegas #new california republic #these will be longer posts so be warned #prepare to be sick of me #you thought i could yap before #should pin this but Im just gonna link it in the pinned post to be concise and since this isnt just a fallout blog I just am just obsessed #plus I dont want it to be centered focus while im only half way through with the first word doc #the three posts are just the beginning on my disection of the NCR and how the MIC is shown through it cuase #like pls its so much more nuanced with the specific ways each character in the faction interacts #at least the ones you can talk to and have options for like i know so many people do independent route but its so intriguing and you get ho #the military takes advantage of people but also how the individuals try or believe they fight for a good cause cause of all the brain washi #like some perpetuate and others dont but its a system that just gets worse the higher you go like grrrrr #a take cant be nuanced if you refuse to look or discuss the reasonings of another side or generalize their arguement through a personal len #like you need to be objective at points cause while you may feel a way in an analysis the context explains why in canon they feel a way #a retrospective on tumblr??? shocker #was gonna make this one giant mega post but it wouldve been cluttered and i wanna space them out cause its a lot to work on in one sitting #and what if I want to be silly in between???

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multifandombullshitbabes · 1 month

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Merlin has infact scammed the knights out of their money more than once over the years to the point where he was banned from gambling with them by Arthur due to the amount of complaints he got from the knights

well of course this makes perfect sense, its just a bit naive that you'd think money was the only think merlin was scamming the knights for

#you ask i answer #we all know merlin has won so many bets and therefore has accumulated quite the collection of random knight objects #like leons old hair comb. several shirts (theirs are nicer quality and they feel weirdly guilty if they dont give them to merlin)#this is a rumor but he might have at least one of the knights underwear tho whose no one wants to know (its gwaines n he wasnt scammed)#the only knight merlin has not scammed is percival and thats because merlin does have a conscience and percival is too nice #ofc the only reason this is possible is because merlin noticed their hesitance towards giving him money so he resorted to other means #the knights arent sure if this is better or worse. arthur is now scared of going into merlins room #he doesnt want to know what is or isnt his anymore #(gwen secretly thinks this is all rly funny but pretends she finds this very scandalous in front of the boys-#(- but then giggles in secret with merlin abt it. the only knight that is also with them n also get scammed is lancelot cuz hes whipped)

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mummer · 1 year

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no offence but this is kinda wild to me given that all the examples given of tumblr staff “disrespecting” core/legacy users are just staff reps being like “We have no money. We repeat: We have never turned a profit and we have no money. We have a very small overworked staff we cannot afford to bend to your whims and our only option to continue actually running this place is to desperately throw shit at the wall to maybe maybe hopefully attract new people because WE HAVE NO MONEY AND WILL SHUT DOWN IF WE CANT MAKE ANY!!!!!” and the response is “so you hate us? you want us to fucking die?” This is not reddit they are not doing this for obscene profit margins they literally dont make any money they have to literally beg us on their knees to buy their stupid goncharov tote bags and custom shoelaces because if we dont the whole house of cards topples forever. omg

#its sooo funny its this big list of links to staff statements that are objectively very nice and measured #being like Well thank you for your feedback but we are going to go bankrupt right now.#90% of the changes tumblr makes are derided at the time and then everyone realizes that was stupid and actually it made sense to do that.#i cant speak on tumblr live we dont get it in canada it seems stupid to me but other apps do much more annoying things #what do you want them to do about bots with like 10 members of staff. it’s way worse on twitter lol #Ntm no one is going to actually do this #you could also be like me and never update your apps under any circumstances

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skibasyndrome · 5 months

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I'm about to throw all my academic values overboard to get this fucking article done

#linguistics are my enemy #not because I don't like the subject #I'm just........ so much less at ease with this than with literary sciene oh my god #I'm so glad I can mostly focus on lit in the future but let me tell you these few linguistics articles I have/had to do have really brought #me to my limit #and I thought I was already fed up and not giving a shit when I did that one article in summer... oh I had NO IDEA how much less of a shit #was capable of giving!!!#the thing is.... I think objectively I'm still? idk not the worst I could technically be doing #like there ARE people who straight up... idk don't even try to have a research question or who don't read more than a handful or articles b #t ugh #I like academic writing so much and I love putting in the work and I love actually getting into the reseach and finding the most important #texts and writing a balanced and well researched article but ugh..... I just feel like I keep reaching my limits with linguistics #and this time is worse than the others because this topic is SO FAR from being standardized and all I can do is ???? mention that there's #like a hundred different models and then just??? choose one and go with it? which is so fucking unsatisfying #but I swear... everybody in this field is just making up a new model that's just different words for the same thing (and not in the /normal #way that science /always/ is about making up a new model. no. this time they are very unnecessarily making up new models)#ugh. everything about this sucks #I should've chosen a different seminar I should've chose a different topic and I especially should've written more of this in summer when I #technically still had a little more time #sorry for blowing up your dash with complaints this festive season lol. I am just having a time (TM) with the different writing tasks on my #hands and I need a place to vent I guess #simon.out.#sounds so drastic btw I'm not about to cheat or plagiarize or anything but I'm about to do so much less of a proper work than I ever wanted #to allow myself to do. cherrypicking and all.

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wizardnuke · 5 months

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first year at w*lmart where i don't have to work a closing shift on christmas eve. Huge

#do i WANT to work 8-5. no. is it objectively worse. yes. alas.#rawdogging today and tomorrow no meds or headphones. i will survive thru the power of bentyl and newly restarted zoloft #adhd meds. i should specify. no adhd meds for angie for a few more days. i realized i kind of lost count of the days #when i uh. took more than one per day for several days to get thru exams #so im waiting longer than necessary to refill them

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tigirl-and-co · 8 months

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When ranking a Dragon Ball movie, I use the four Cs method

Listed in order of importance:

Characters (how much I like everybody in the movie + their dynamics. This includes heros and villains)

Coolness (how're the fight scenes? How hyped am I? Am I going to be quoting it until the day I die?)

Concept (Is something new and fun introduced? Or are they just gonna reveal some new space dickhead/Frieza is back and the solution is 'Punch Harder')

Coherency (does it make sense? Does previous DB lore back it up?)

So for instance, a movie that is very cool and fun to see (subjective) with characters I like to watch do stuff but that makes no sense literally at all will rank higher than a movie with a well-put together plot but with characters I've seen do shit all the time

It's why I have a fondness for Bio-Broly even though it sucks. I like when background characters get to fuck around and I think the idea of a fucked up Broly clone rules.

Concept basically measures 'is this just a worse version of a canon arc?' eg Cooler, Android 13, Tree of Might, that one DB movie I can't remember but also ends in the panty wish; else it measures how many times has dragon ball done this before, like 'there is a guy from space and he is strong' like Broly's Return

#Also Concept doesn't have to be cool #If it's objectively funny I count it #like Super Android 13 being one of my favorites because #i think the villains being a robot trucker and a small purple pimp is enough to carry it despite #it basically being a worse version of the Cell arc #which also plays into Character #dbz #dragon ball #dragon babble #i rank super hero higher than super broly bc while i like the character A LOT #it's... Broly Again and it's literally just another Goku and Vegeta movie #like don't get me wrong Super Broly is my second favourite db movie #but Super Hero was ALL characters I like having fun and cool interactions #and the final fight was BADASS AS ALL HELL AND TWO NEW TRANSFORMATIONS I WAS SO HYPE #who gives a SHIT if Gohan Beast doesn't make any sense. it was awesome and it's Dragon Ball. rule of cool baby

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