Dude 😭

Until Dawn choices be like: hold your controller still and you'll be good 👍

The Quarry choices be like: if you throw dirt at this man you could very well die 💀

I miss… her

Funniest possible way to get banned is by having your toaster catch fire and not covering the camera in time

IDC if Tommy's bi, bi-curious, straight what ever he should be allowed to say the F-slur anyway by virtue of being legally married to a man

Im at a secondhand store and my brother walked up and gently handed me a fucking Ranboo YouTooz Plush. $9.95.

Nothing will ever rewire my brain like c!Schlatt screaming "Make it hurt!" at c!Tubbo's execution

I may have said this before but 2021 era TommyInnit Minecraft videos specifically are so good for anxiety. There's always so much going on and they keep your full attention for their entire duration which like, channels the bad feelings into the positive feeling of laughter if that makes sense

Like there's always a morally gray area w YouTubers reading and sharing fic about themselves to make fun of it bc on the one hand it's about them on the other hand it's someone else's work and they didn't consent to it being shown etc etc.

TommyInnit has eliminated this problem completely by flipping the script, writing his own fanfiction and having his fans tear it apart, which I respect

Imagine youre Tubbo you've been busting your ass stressing out in Purgatory daily for 2 weeks you stayed up late last night strategizing trying to convince others about your theory on cursed teams and you wake up ready for another day fighting for your life in hell and the first thing on your timeline is Tommy x Tubbo Love Triangle by SadTommyInnit on Wattpad

Do you guys think MaxGGs ever gets tired of being the funniest user on Twitter or does it just come as naturally to him as breathing

Cellbit said "Just convince Foolish to build your base then take all the credit" and Tubbo really quietly mumbled "I think I've... Done that before"

😭😭😭

Fred and qTubbo are exactly like this to me.

Sorry for complaining at a wall here but Tiktokkers who still make jokes about the DSMP being sooo cringe and embarrassing are talking to thin air. Everyone who still likes the DSMP is literally thriving just chatting abt their fave plot points and streams and making in depth aus like I'm sorry you're embarrassed of all the fun you had but the rest of us are normal