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no you don’t understand. bad buddy ep 5 is like an ever-present black hole in my life threatening at all times to suck me in. like i have to actively make myself not think about it otherwise i will plummet head first into a void of emotions so overwhelming i will not escape.
#I don’t know how we got here#I don’t know how a single episode of a show has this much power over my ability to simply function#and yet here we are#not letting myself go to a place I love too much bc it’s so good that it’s all consuming#it takes over my every thought and feeling until I’m just a puddle on the floor#like I will cry rn if I think about how much this single ep means to me on so many levels#bc there’s both the ep itself and how masterful ut is#there’s the 4/4 of it all and how earth shattering life changing universe altering it was#how no bl has ever done that and probably will ever reach that level again#and then there’s how it made me shut down for an entire week#like for that whole week I literally and I mean this in the most serious way I could ever mean anything ever#I could not think about anything else#my brain was fully stuck#and then how it brought me back here made me find this community made me wanna contribute and say stuff#and how I met so many incredible and talented people and like fucking found my place and corner of the internet#this ep has given more to me on every level than I could ever convey#and it’s incredible to remember what it felt like experiencing it and knowing that the course of my life was changing in that moment#like it’s just a fucking ep of a show why is it so important#and yet it’s one of the most important moments of my life#just the way you are ep 5#you are my everything#bad buddy#badbuddyrewatch
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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc
"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.
"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.
"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"
"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.
"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."
"This is where I live."
"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"
"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"
"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."
"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."
"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."
"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"
"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"
"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"
"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"
"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"
"Please, call me Bruce."
"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."
Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.
"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."
#dpxdc#batpham#i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e#immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot#after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along#my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom#and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan#(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets#dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp#they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny#duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone#everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him#damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but#2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers#(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha#spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha#anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun#i wanna make these slides so bad
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One day I’ll go through med school and then I’ll go through residency and then I’ll go through a fellowship and then I’ll be the most crybaby neurosurgeon you could think of. Bursting into tears if I so much as graze ur hypothalamus with my forceps
#Yesterday I shadowed a neurologist for the first time and basically we got done seeing a patient who’s also a heart surgeon#And I turned to the doctor and was like Ok what do we do#The thing is this patient has dementia and we don’t really have a cure for that yet so the study he’s enrolling in is largely observational#Still I expected her to follow up on him in much more frequent increments#Instead this woman goes “we’ll see him in 6-9 months but… not even sure if he’ll be here by then sooo”#Basically implying he might be dead in a year#AND I WAS LIKE. Blown away by how blase she was#And ever since then a fiendish sort of melancholy followed me everywhere I went .#Bc I haven’t stopped thinking about the heart surgeon#I don’t get how she can stop thinking about him#I don’t understand people who can stop thinking about something like that#I know neurologists like her have seen patients come and go many a time but I was disturbed#So I made a pact w myself never to lose my humanity. Half of why I’m so into medicine is bc of its humane aspects#And in 10 years I’ll look back at this and hopefully still be just as annoyingly sensitive as I am today#I think I’m just overall disillusioned w how little humanity some people seem to have but that doesn’t mean I have to be that way too#p
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"I was laughing but at the same time I really wanted to give El a hug, I felt so bad for her"
Edelgard: Thank you for your concern but I am quite alright now.
Um, what's going on with this?
Byleth: Hey, I'm not complaining. Ever since we got together my squat game has been insane. My ass has never looked so good.
#fe3h#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses#edelgard von hresvelg#byleth eisner#edeleth#byleth x edelgard#edelgard#sterge.pptx#another one from reddit#i love drawin goofy shit#speaking directly to the camera like she's on the office#feel like i'm forgetting something here. hmm. worried about it.#it's not edelgard's hair slash crown. that's MIA on purpose.#[stares at my text post from january 23rd] i already broke my promise to myself by drawing edelgard's crown again yesterday#i did not elect to do it again today. we are serving Emperor Casual#oh well.#byleth needs to learn to stop wearing heels#idk how people with a large height difference do it#i’ve been informed that f!byleth is in fact closer to 5’4 or 5’5#i don’t know how i got it in my head that she’s 5’7#but i’ve decided i don’t care anyway. we’re going by Rule of Funny
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People jumping ship cause of the new masks is very ahhhh. Telling. Tbh.
#very much so#tell me you where only here cause of the looks without telling me your only here cause of the looks#listen. I miss the old masks already too. that’s not the point.#you can mourn for something without that taking away your joy for it.#‘it’s all moving so fast’ iii has been turning red since July.#‘they’re evolving too fast’ or we just got here later then others.#‘I can’t even listen anymore’ sucks to be you. the music that has been put out hasn’t changed so I don’t understand this one#‘they’re gonna get cancelled over this’ ok. I guess this is just thinning out the people who were real fans and who where fake fans#I’m gonna be a sleep token fan til the end. if this is the way they want their image to go? I’ll follow. if we get heavier music next?#sounds fucking amazing to me. (I listen to heavier stuff anyway).#idk I just think it’s so so so fucking telling. that if your jumping ship cause their Live Performance Aesthetic has changed… you didn’t#mean it when you said sleep token was important to you.#like I’m 100% MOURNING the old masks. I am BMO with Finn’s old hair sobbing about the old masks.#but I know this too shall pass#this is how I fucking felt about Vessel’s mask change#and to everyone going ‘what about Vessel and the Chior!’#1). VESSEL HAD A MASK CHANGE EARLIER THIS YEAR!!! he isn’t gonna change masks again so fast those fuckers r expensive!#2). the choir did have a change?? they wherent wearing robes at all and where in body chains they looked amazing#I get we are all neurodiverse and hate change but take a deep breath before you renounce all your sleep token love#I’m guessing Vessel will get a new mask in April again. for the kick off show.#tonight was a closing show. and he didn’t FEEL GOOD. I wouldn’t be surprised that if he was gonna do something with a new mask#if he pushed it back because he didn’t feel good.#he performed a whole show while we could TELL his throat was hurting. fuck.#I want to wrap him up in a warm hug and give him hot water with honey in it.#idk I’m rambling. it’s just telling.
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he cooked ! he served !! HE ATE😮💨🥵
#& WHAT A GOOD MORNING IT WAS YEEESH WOOF WOOOOF#HE ROSE UP FROM THE 💀 HONEY HE DOES IT ALLLL THE TIME😌💅🏻#bruh this chapter actually brought ME back to life I stg#I actually cannot express how Fyo in this fancy fit has rewritten my DNA I’ll literally never recover#no bc also why does Fyodor hold the sword like that ya know-🌝👁️👁️#we got an outfit change & a plan reveal & FINALLY his ability confirmed !!!#I feel so validated for getting the majority of its aspects right🤭 were y’all’s theories close or are ya mind blown#I am v sad for Bram & Aya😭 but I truly don’t think he’s gone !! his body is an unded🧛🏻 after all#but also Bram pls let Fyo keep this fit TY😶🌫️ he had no right to look THIS GOOD IN IT my gaaaaawsh#I drew this like a maniac yesterday for insta but am finally getting to post here🫰#fyodor#fyodor dostoevsky#fyodor fanart#bsd fyodor#bsd#bsd fanart#bungou stray dogs#bungou stray dogs fanart#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs fanart#fanart#bram bsd#artists on tumblr#artists of tumblr#bsd 114.5#bsd manga#bsd spoilers#anime#manga#manga panel redraw
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Seven(ish) Sentence Sunday ✍️
Tagged by the über talented @wikiangela and @lover-of-mine 💕
Have more than seven sentences from the scene that was fighting me and causing grief from stuck now so long, we just got the start wrong aka rival firefighters 🚒 prev snippet
“What is up with you today?” Buck licks his lips as he shifts on his feet slightly, waiting for Diaz’s answer.
“Excuse me?” Diaz looks taken aback and okay Buck gets it, the guy who constantly flirts and teases you is suddenly asking you a legitimate question of concern? Buck would be shocked too.
“Something’s obviously crawled up your ass today, so spill.” Diaz pushes past Buck without responding, Buck hot on his tail with no brain to mouth filter working it seems because he can’t stop himself from adding “Is it me? Though if I’d been in your ass, I’d definitely remember it.”
Diaz whirls on Buck with fire in his eyes. He looks pissed and fuck is it hot. “Do you even hear yourself when you talk?!” He steps into Buck’s space, pointing an accusatory finger in his face.
Buck brings his hands up to push Eddie away but before he can make contact Eddie jolts back as if repulsed by Buck's touch. “What is your problem, man?”
No pressure tagging: @hippolotamus @spotsandsocks @watchyourbuck @callmenewbie @fortheloveofbuddie @thewolvesof1998 @athenagranted @rainbow-nerdss @exhuastedpigeon @the-likesofus @eddiebabygirldiaz @theotherbuckley @wildlife4life @ladydorian05 @loserdiaz @evcndiaz @try-set-me-on-fire @spagheddiediaz @malewifediaz @devirnis @disasterbuckdiaz @fiona-fififi @giddyupbuck @hoodie-buck @honestlydarkprincess @jeeyuns @jesuisici33 @jamespearce9-1-1 @clusterbuck @captain-hen @bekkachaos @monsterrae1 @mellaithwen and all others who want join in on the fun 😄
#again big thanks to Wolf for your help 😘#fic: stuck now so long we just got the start wrong#rival firefighters fic#daffi writes#buddie wip#buddie#I’m going away for a week long holiday tomorrow 😍🙌🏻#don’t know how active I’ll be on here but PLEASE keep tagging me in everything!#I want to read all your snippets and fic (if you post any)
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MAILMAN - SOUNDGARDEN
BABYGIRL WHAT IF THE SINGLE PLANK PATH TURNED MY YOUTHFUL INNOCENCE INTO A TOXIC COCKTAIL OF HUBRIS AND MORBID RESIGNATION
yeah. follow for more of the character of all time XO
#verse 2: for all of your kisses turned to spit in my face / for all that reminds me which is my place#for all of the times when you made me disappear / this time i’m sure you will know that i am here#verse 3: my place was beneath you / but now i am above#and now i send you a message of love / a simple reminder of what you won’t see / a future so holy without me#its the bitterness. the references to an inferior origin. the mocking tone. the finality.#the ‘i’m bringing you down with me and the eventuality of my demise gives me power over you.’#the spiteful continuance. OURGHHHHH#urgh yeah. ‘a simple reminder of what you won’t see/ a future so holy without me’ is probably my favorite line in reference to the yllz#my favorite song from Superunknown (album) is Limo Wreck!#but this has been on my wwx playlist for a while. and its right next to LVCRFT’s Dead Don’t Die djbdhgf#which is a banger about how awesome and spooky it is to be undead#(its like. hip hop x pop x how villain songs in musicals are always the best)#e.g.#‘welcome to my lair / put your bones in the air’#sorry lemme just#DEAD DONT DIEEEEE (the dead dont die we just multiply) DEAD DONT DIEEEE (does this look in my eye make you terrified?)#yeah its more goofy silly post resurrection wwx. hes a multifaceted character <3#is the curtain of talismans in the demon suppressing cave fanon or canon btw? i cannot rember where i got it from#used my yllz nenderoid as a reference 😌#art#mdzs#cringetober 2023#mo dao zu shi#my art#yiling laozu#yiling patriarch#wei wuxian#the grandmaster of diabolism#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#self harm tw
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I just found out that the concept of being “born again” is really prominent in evangelicalism specifically
and imagining Renee in a megachurch is so funny to me
#i know she’s probably just protestant#context I’m catholic and we don’t really have ‘born again’ as a term we use#also super queer in case you’re wondering how i got here#aftg#all for the game#nora sakavic#the foxhole court#renee walker
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the last unicorn post from earlier has me thinking about the master. that yana is still in there, you know? is still someone he was, if even for a brief flash across the life of a time lord. there’s no way to unlive that life. there are ways to twist it later, sure, to make utopia into hell on earth. but the life was lived. in much the same way that the doctor can remember, can feel, the love he held onto as john smith even as that life is ripped out of his hands. the doctor choose denial and then grief and then to shutter it all away. and so john smith died, and so professor yana died, and the doctor and the master live on. the doctor has done this before, and he lives in orbit around humanity, trying to keep the best parts of them and hold them deep enough to take root (which he can pretend he gets to choose, as a time lord. as a human, it all floods in and can’t be dug back out.) but what about the master, right?
to borrow a turn of phrase: i think there are two time lords left in the universe, and they both learned how to regret.
#regret here meaning less feeling the emotion of actual regret obviously because time lords do not actually funxtion on unicorn rules. they#already get sad just fine on their own. no humanity needed for that.#but i dont know. i just dont think he brushed it off so easily. i think he did a hell of a job convincing himself he did.#and what better way then to twist his own great works and destroy the species he was working so hard to save at the end of the universe.#but what about the knowledge that he *could* be that person. that somewhere in him exists a version that wanted to save people.#a version that is painfully too much like the doctor. even. now is that part worse or better than the human part?#but if past regenerations are ghosts i think yana deserves a haunt.#anyway maybe ignore this one im rambling about nothing here#theres just. i dont know. what if you were the last of your kind and in surviving you made yourself Not Like Them in a way you’ll never#escape.#i mean doctor who is just so concerned with all these plots about hybrids and children of the tardis and clones and What Makes A Time Lord.#but they’re so obsessed with it in just. a very Lore way. is what it feels like. we get brushes of more like with jenny and how she’s#physically a time lord and the doctor denies her that inheritance. a shared suffering…#but me myself im just fascinated with the doctor and the master as the time lords who survived. but they survived Wrong#its. its. children of gallifrey that don’t belong to her anymore. you know?#i dont care if river’s got time lord dna!!! or the metacrisis is physically human!!! i dont care!!! talk to me about what it means beyond#their blood and bones!!! what’s it like to have your sense of self stripped from you like that!!!#what’s it like when so much of you is the shed skin of time lords past. but one of you was human. one of you was painfully *humiliatingly*#human!!!#enough about how much dna you need to count as a time lord. i want to know how much they can mutate until they can’t be recognized as one.#does that make sense?
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WOE Mike Chiltons be upon ye!
Please ignore the awful incorrect spark staffs thx
#mine#mike chilton#motorcity#WELL WELL WELL#look what we have here#me using a pencil after how many years of not drawing#ngl I kinda… don’t know if I miss this or not#but either way#it’s still cool that I Still Got It Babey!!!#please ignore the wonky anatomy#it’s been years since I’ve drawn anything ;_;#also#this is a cartoon#leave me alone
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(8/23) prompt: stomachache — 798 words (nsfw; sexual content) @jegulus-microfic
For the third time in a row, a call has Regulus’ phone buzzing on the end table beside the couch. All things presently considered, it should be easy for him to ignore. James is sitting up beneath him, slouched against the back cushions while Regulus’ thighs bracket his lap. Clothes are strewn about the living room floor, a discarded bottle of lube is rolling between the cushions next to them.
Regulus holds himself up on his knees, wobbling slightly as he glares over at the offending device. James, unperturbed, mouths from one collarbone across to the next along Regulus’ chest. Squeezing at the back of his neck, Regulus huffs a sigh.
“They’re going to keep calling,” He says, out of breath already. He can’t be blamed for that, James just spent the last ten minutes working him open meticulously with his fingers while he squirmed on his lap, needing more.
“Who is it this time?” James’ mumbled question is muffled against the curve of his throat.
Squinting, Regulus peers over at his phone, makes out the obnoxious contact photo more than the name. “It’s Barty.”
James nips sharply at his neck and Regulus jolts, sucking in a hurried gasp. He tugs at James’ dark hair in retaliation, but all James does is moan against him. The buzzing of his phone stops temporarily and Regulus lets out a sigh. Maybe three is enough, maybe his friends will give up on trying to reach him now. He’s busy, for fuck’s sake, he can’t come out tonight.
No longer distracted by it, Regulus looks down at James from his angle, eyes dark and heavy-lidded. “Are you going to fuck me finally or not?”
“Bratty,” James chuckles and swats at his ass. It lacks in the follow-through, playful more than anything, but Regulus still sinks his teeth into his lower lip, hips rolling forward. One brow arches over top James’ glasses. “Like that, do you?”
“I’d like it better if you’d get the fuck inside me already.”
“What, no ‘please?’”
Regulus glares at him and James laughs more fully, an airy and lovely thing. Thankfully, he doesn’t tease him much more, clearly understanding Regulus is too riled up at this point to play that game. One hand squeezes at the left cheek of Regulus’ ass, pulling, while the other lines up his cock with his hole. James drags the leaking head over him in one last brief taunt before he pushes in. Regulus sucks in air through his teeth as he slowly sinks down, inch by inch.
James’ hands fall to his hips, gripping tight as he hums contently. Just as he takes to guiding Regulus in a slow up and down motion to ride him, Regulus’ fucking phone buzzes again. With a groan —in agitation or because of the drag of James’ cock in and out of him, could be either— Regulus drops his forehead against James’ shoulder.
James turns his head, lips brushing his ear as he whispers, “Answer it.”
Regulus’ eyes widen as he stares dazedly over at the lit up device. “What?”
“You heard me.” James thrusts upward hard, filling him completely. “Answer the phone.”
It’s a struggle to lean over and grab it while also keeping James inside him, but James must really enjoy whatever thrill this is giving him, because he’s downright fucking helpful in leaning along with him. Regulus snatches his phone up and answers it, a snapped ‘what?’ immediately on his tongue.
Barty’s question of where the fuck he is and how come he hasn’t shown up to drink with them gets almost drowned out by the sound of James’ obvious moan. By some small miracle, Barty must not hear it because he doesn’t make a comment. Regulus, scrambling to think straight while James is continuing to lazily fuck up into him, does his best to come up with a fast excuse.
“I can’t go out, I’m ill. Ssss—” He yanks the phone away just to hiss further when James hits that spot deep inside him that has stars blooming on the back of his squeezed-shut eyelids. When he manages a shallow breath, he brings the phone back to his ear and rushes out, “Stomach ache. Got a stomach ache, I’ve got to go.”
He hangs up before Barty can question him further. His phone clatters to the floor when he practically throws it away from them. James lets out a breathy laugh when he leans back to finally look down at him again, Regulus attempting another glare but failing miserably.
“Don’t worry, baby,” James settles splayed hands on either side of his waist, pulling out of him almost entirely before tugging Regulus back down in the same moment he thrusts upward, the both of them moaning together after the fact. “I’ll take care of you.”
#jegulus#don’t know how we got here friends but#not at 4am today but they’re still feral#and i love them#kay’s microfics#kay’s writing
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Oh west wing season two episode ten “Noel” we’re really in it now..
#tww#the west wing#josh lyman#OUGHHHJ OHH MY GOD. KILL ME NOW#how did you cut your hand.#i can hear the damn sirens all over the building#I CANT HELP YOU IF YOU DONT LISTEN SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME.#josh i don’t think you were fully conscious while you were saying that.#i know what atva is#a perfectly healthy pilot kills himself and no one’s asking why?#you’re in nine kinds of pain.#I COULDNT MAKE IT STOP I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT STOP#because we get better.#i didnt cut my hand on a glass leo i broke a window in my apartment.#IVE BEEN DOWN HERE BEFORE AND I KNOW THE WAY OUT.#LONG AS I GOT A JOB YOU GOT A JOB UNDERSTAND?#OHHHH MY. JENEKDBEKDBDJDWJDJJE#SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGJT NOW. STFU AARON SORKIN#I CSNT TAKE IT.
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my friend told me the monkees weren’t attractive and i was about to counter them and then i looked at my monkees pictures and just went “ … but peter’s nice!” and they agreed, peter is nice.
these were the first two pictures i saw. I do understand I just love their dumb faces.
but look… I promise i’m not completely crazy!
and we’ve acknowledged that davy is a two year old adult and he will not be placed here because i’m mad at him right now and also don’t like his giant shoulders right now. so there.
#the monkees#mike nesmith#peter tork#micky dolenz#davy jones#(kinda)#this post is purely self-indulgent#here you guys agree they’re ugly-cute right? I like where their faces are dumb and goofy!#I once used to DESPISE micky just because of his face#and now I will see certain pictures of him and start cooing like he’s a tiny little kitten and i don’t entirely know how we got here#but the scrungly face has grown on me and i love when his hair is all poofy
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anyway in an absolutely wild turn of events I think I’m free of my hideous job and like. substantially richer for it??? lmao 2023 you really owed me
#ok so this a lot of personal shit but I’m just gonna incredulously vent into the tags#like I don’t even know how to describe what 2023 in this job has been like lol#since April they’ve been insulting and scrutinising and scapegoating me over absolutely everything#they were really angling for just firing me outright for never measuring up to their constantly shifting and increasingly bizarre goalposts#and it got so personal man they kept insisting that it wasn’t but my god#then my dad gets sick and it suddenly becomes awkward for them to keep insulting and overworking me#so they switch to just ignoring me entirely so they don’t have to reckon w what me and my family are going through#like they never ask how he is or how things are going just every Friday they say hey do you reckon you can take more work on again?#and THEN I get a gut infection and suddenly im being guilt tripped for taking sick leave and pestered for evidence#it was giving like ‘we had to give you time off for your dad but now you’re taking the piss’#to the point I DID reach out to a third party at the company and was like ‘I’m sorry but why the fuck are they treating me like this’#and she was like ‘confidentially this is disgusting and I advise you to report it’#WHEN SUDDENLY I get back from sick leave and it’s like ‘the business is falling short so we have to make some redundancies….’#and now they’ve had to pay me a SUBSTANTIAL sum to fuck off!!! I think I win???#like I was so close to quitting but thank god I didn’t because now I’m getting a sweet deal to fuck off with no notice lmao#i leave end of the month#at first I was shocked like y’all really doing this now??? but suddenly I’m like. this is the best possible thing that could’ve happened#I spoke to that third party again and she was like ‘I am so happy for you’ like omfg it was a curveball but we’ll take it!!!#I’m fucking outta here and in due course I WILL be writing on glassdoor how fucked they are
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We have fun here
YOU guys have fun here. *I* spend every day in fear that i’ll open my askbox to another question about captainsparklez’s breeding capabilities
#muse talk#anon#SILLY#the bit is so funny i have nothing against it. i just don’t know how we got here
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