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villainsandvictimsalliance · 3 years

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Headcanon for Dadzawa adopting everyone

Remember that one time Aizawa went like:

And decided to start adopting a bunch of kids?

Yeah, please let's remember he's around 31 years old. Of course he's not the most experienced guy but he's not a young adult anymore. He has his flaws and amazing points, respectively.

Now that we know that: I blame his adoptive tendencies on Shirakumo Oboro.

Aizawa always liked kids and I can imagine him being that type of man that dreams of having a big family and a bunch of kids.

So he was always close to his students, right? And then the legendary class 1-A came along.

Those kids have mostly good parents, but oh boy oh boy, it takes a look to notice they need another parental figure in their lives.

The rise of Dadzawa.

He's like "I hate them all" out loud and them proceeds to risk his life for them because no on is touching my children while I'm here.

Mic is secretly falling deeper and deeper in love with his husband because come on, watching his parental side makes him so happy. Who doesn't love a man who's willing to go against anything to protect his kids from harm? And oh boy, if Mic doesn't tease him from it, even when Aizawa pretends it's not like that.

A child from class 1-A: *has a minor inconvenience*, Aizawa: "Nothing can be done. I'm you're dad now. I'll have to support you and protect you for the rest of our lives. This is what it is."

He loves to be a dad. Don't pity him, he's having the time of his life. Every time someone looks at him like being a dad is a burden, he gets ready to fight them.

Still he needs to improve many many things. Like any parent, he can do things without fully thinking them or he can do things and then realize he was wrong.

But what makes him such a great dad is that he keeps trying, changing, improving.

To celebrate the class 1-A getting to their third year, he buys a bunch of sleeping bags and stipulates an hour to take a nap two days a week. No more sleep deprived kids if he can avoid it.

He keeps vitamins and meds and other stuff on his desk. He keeps record of their allergies and health issues. Also he has special files with their preferences on many things.

Once he gets his prosthesis, after what happened in the war arc, he lets them sign it. It's dumb but he loves seeing their marks on it.

Even after graduating, you can see class 1-A, now all pro-heroes, asking to see Aizawa sensei. They love talking with him and asking him for advice and catching up with how he's been— they never leave him alone. They send a bunch of free merch of them and gifts, all the time.

Aizawa is always wearing merch from his kids. Proud Dad™.

He's also always scolding them after watching them doing reckless stuff on TV.

He cries when Eri starts studying at UA.

People make the mistake of thinking he's less fast or strong now that he has a prosthesis. If anything, a kick of him feels like you're gonna lose a lung. His kids are always there to make fun of villains for making that mistake.

He gets to fight alongside his students once they are pro-heroes several times and he always end up with bright eyes and a big smile, because he is in awe of how much his kids have grown.

Which is funny because they're still idiots.

Aizawa is like the official advisor.

Mic is the one they call when they need relationship advice.

Aizawa is the one they call when they follow Mic's advice and things go wrong.

The first to call Aizawa "Dadzawa" is Denki. After that, the name catches and you have the UA staff using it a lot.

And then the pro-heroes.

EraserHead becomes a symbol of good parenting. Which actually means A LOT.

After class 1-A, trouble kids keep finding his way to him, hoping he can helps them too. It breaks his heart to see so many kids with heavy burdens and great traumas.

We all know that he is like an uncle to Tomura after his redemption, right? Because there's no way Shirakumo would allow his bestie to reject his precious but a chaotic son.

Believe me when I tell you that Kurogiri is the equivalent of Aizawa to villain-kids or kids that don't follow the social spectations.

PLEASE LET THEM GET THE ROOFTOP AGENCY BUT IT IS SOLEMNLY FOCUSED ON HELPING KIDS AND YOUNG PEOPLE WITH ABUSIVE PARENTS OR LACK OF PARENTAL FIGURES.

You don't know how much I need this.

The tower is full of friendly cats that help the kids and the teenagers relax once they are in.

A bunch of cats have names based on pro-heroes and that's funny as hell.

The agency also helps pets and animals in need.

Aizawa has two addictions: adopting kids and adopting cats.

Shinso is the big brother of all the kids and cats.

Which means Shinso is taking after his dad, so he's kinda already wanting to adopt. But since he's so young, he only adopts cats.

IMAGINE GRANDPA AIZAWA WITH THE CHILDREN OF CLASS 1-A IN THE FUTURE. IMAGINE HIM PLAYING WITH THEM ALL AND TEACHING THEM STUFF AND—

I'm gonna end this post here because I'm losing my mind.

#Shan's asks #shan's thinking thoughts #bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #league of villains #lov #class 1-A #mha class 1a #aizawa #aizawa shouta #aizawa shōta #eraserhead #shirakumo oboro #mha headcanons #bnha headcanons #aizawa headcanons #class 1 a headcanons

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babybluebex · 3 years

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okay SINCE we’re talking about this what about the danny bunch and sleeping like how do they lay down next to you, do they like cuddling etc.

oh jeez i am FINALLY getting to this, so sorry for the wait

alex kerner is a funny guy. he’ll do anything if it’ll get a laugh out of you. the first time yall shared a bed, he had flopped down in a weird way on his stomach and bounced, and it made you laugh until you cried (and he kissed your tears up), so he does that every night now. he’ll flop like a fish into bed and you’ve gotten used to it and just chuckle and roll your eyes, and then alex will pull you into his arms and kiss your head. he is all into cuddling when awake but he’s the most chaotic sleeper ever (evident by the line in the movie where ariane is like “did you sleep in your clothes again?” and alex just sorta shrugs), and he WILL kick you outta bed when he’s sleeping. basically, it’s like a 8/10 experience, just stop kicking me you bastard (side note: i get the vibe that alex sleeps in his boxers and a pair of socks and like... not much else)

andrea marowski is a cat in human form. we can all agree on this. he just wants lovies, no matter when or how, so this man is a cuddle bug to the extreme. he ALWAYS wants to be holding you (or be held by you). if you’re in bed before him, he’ll do one of two things: 1) if you’re already/boderline asleep, he’ll be really quiet and just slip under the blankets and tug you into him, 2) if you’re still awake, reading or doing cross-stitch, he’ll come give you a kiss and roll into bed. he’s the type to lay on top of you and push his head up through your arms and give you this dumb love-drunk smile. 9/10 experience but andy sweetheart you’re suffocating me

niki lauda is affectionate in his own way. like, yeah, he’s an asshole, but he will hug you and squeeze the absolute SHIT outta you. “well, you said that you wanted me to hug you” “yeah i asked NIKI, not a boa constrictor” but the real affection comes when he’s drunk. after a grand prix and he’s placed first and gotten his 9 points, and it bumped him up into the first spot and pushed hunt down into second, and he’s been drinking champagne since like 4pm and he’s just GONE. you get him back to the hotel and he’s got his arm around you the entire time and is trying to kiss your cheek and neck and shoulders like “niki we are in an elevator, keep it in your pants”. he’ll insist you come into the shower with him and he just holds you and kisses you and then you get in bed and he slots himself between your legs and rests his head on your chest and plays with the hem of your shirt and when he finally falls asleep, he sleeps with his mouth open and snores (bc hello dental issues, i have an underbite and i do the same thing) and he’s just the sweetest cuddliest man ever (*niki lauda voice* “that was a long sentence”)

laszlo kreizler... sorry to this man, but he is a terror in bed at night. he has bad dreams a lot and he can’t ever really get comfortable bc of his arm, so he’s always moving around a lot. he doesn’t really care for cuddling too much bc he doesnt think he’s worthy of it, but you (lovingly) manhandle him into bed one night and rest your head in his lap and read aloud to him, and he sorta sighs like “hmm. this is nice”. after that, little by little, he becomes more comfortable with cuddling you until he’s the one initiating it. some nights, if he’s feeling particularly brave, he’ll settle his head in your lap and read to you, and you have to hold back tears bc your las is finally opening up and letting you in. but mans oh my lord, he has nice pajamas. silk bullshits and all, and those fun little silk robes that john moore totally put him on. he’ll even have a nightgown made for you from fabric that matches his pajamas and he’ll just love the sight of you and him matching.

zemo is another one that i don’t think he’s too into cuddling. if this is before his marriage, he just doesnt like someone else being in his space (which, i get that). if it’s after, though, he doesnt want to cuddle bc it’s a subtle reminder of what he’s lost. his brain had grown accustomed to having carl asleep on his chest when he has someone in his arms, and it hurts too much to be reminded of it. you semi-solve the issue when you introduce him to your cat and the cat takes up a special place on zemo’s chest, and the weight reminds him of his son and calms him. zemo does that funny little dad grunt when he lays down/stands up, and he’ll sigh really heavy when he gets comfortable. i get the feeling from him that, yeah he probably owns really fancy sleepwear, but he sticks with those plaid pants and a grotty old t-shirt (don’t ask me how i know, but zemo gets really hot when he sleeps and will either shed throughout the night or just sweat like a motherfucker)

padre domingo is a Very Good Cuddler. he smells nice and likes to tangle your legs together, and he’ll kiss your face and boop your nose if he deems you as being too adorable. he wears a necklace with a cross on it and he sleeps with it on, so he’ll sleep in sweatpants (grey ones, if he’s feeling frisky) with a bare chest and his cross is just There. if you fall asleep on his chest, you’ll wake up with the print of the cross in your cheek, and daniel will laugh and kiss your cheek. and, seeing as maggie and the trojan kittens are now canon, like a good quarter of the bed is taken up by them, and maggie will Let You Know if your foot is encroaching on their territory. so, like, you have no choice but to be right on top of daniel, but he doesn’t mind literally at all. he can’t show you ANY affection in public, so he makes up for it at home.

and, for the hell of it, let’s do daniel himself. daniel brühl is The Most European Man To Ever Exist, and those funny funny europeans are all about affection. he’ll kiss both of your cheeks whenever you see him and put his arm around you, even if you’re not dating, and he’ll give you his hand to like help you stand up from a booth at a restaurant or whatever. but daniel is also a dad, so there’s some quintessential Dad things here to discuss. first of all, bedtime is an ordeal. getting the babies bathed and in jammies and everything takes a while, and i can just SEE daniel like chasing anton and scooping him up and placing loud, wet kisses on his face as the babe laughs. daniel will insist on reading them a bedtime story too, like a chapter a night or something. the hobbit is my go-to to make children fall asleep quickly (hello, former childcare worker). daniel would read anton a chapter from the hobbit every night before bed, and the babe would be Asleep before the chapter is even over. after that, daniel comes to bed and does a dramatic sigh as he flops down, and he’ll put his arm around you and adjust his glasses (yes, dad!daniel wears glasses 24/7 FIGHT ME) and mutter “we were getting to the good part and i look over and he’s asleep”. daniel is a pajama bottoms and t-shirt sorta fella, and you would wear the top that matches the bottoms and a pair of shorts, and he would kiss your cheek. daniel is a GOOD CUDDLER, YOU CANNOT FIGHT ME ON THIS. he smells nice and is just squishy enough to be an awesome pillow, and his beard is just the right amount of scratchy when he kisses your face.

yes. i am soft now. i need someone to cuddle. :,)

#ask #mimi <3 #the danny bunch #alex kerner #goodbye lenin #andrea marowski #ladies in lavender #laszlo kreizler #the alienist #zemo #tfatws #padre domingo #daniel bruhl #daniel brühl

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thearcanaartificer · 4 years

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Okay! These are not the next ones I had, but I crunched through this ask list faster. Here is the original post. I will be cutting off my post a bit because I will only be doing half here and half in another post.

Thank you to those that are reading this and enjoying it. If you ever want to chat, I love talking.

OC asks that reveal more than you think.

1. Do they sleep with a stuffed animal? If they have multiple, who’s the favorite?

She has a few. She made a lot of stuffed animals when she was regaining a lot of her motor skills as a way to practice stitching and pattern making, though most she donated to the local orphanage for the children there and a few have been given to her pets. She likes making stylized bunnies, dogs, cats, birds, and teddy bears. Asra had to hide most of her old ones she had from their childhood- even the ones she had made him when he was ten.

Her most prized one is actually one that she found that Asra didn’t hide very well. A black bunny with mismatched button eyes. She calls it Pumpkin (Yes, she had just bitten into some of Sesali’s pumpkin bread when she named the thing). It’s not well put together and the type of stitching that was used is the wrong choice- like a surgeon had sewn it together like they would a laceration- and messy, but the thing is worn and obviously well loved. She felt attached to it from the first moment she discovered it.

She use to chew on its ears a lot when she was first recovering from her amnesia as a from of comfort. She’s stopped since then, but she takes the best care of it since its the only part of her past that she seems to be able to hold on to without headaches.

2. Can they take care of a plant? What about a pet? What about a child?

Yes to all three! Though she is a bit of a scatterbrain when she’s in the middle of a big thought or job, she’s actually very good at taking care of things. Plants are easy enough, just water them and make sure they are maintained and make sure they get the right amount of sunlight. Boom. Done.

Pets, she has a multitude and some of them are exotic, so she has a few rescues scattered around Vesuvia to keep them properly cared for and has actually hired other Vopels to keep them for her. But she has at least five at home that are hers to care for and she takes very good care of them. Her dog is almost always by her side, her cat is intelligent enough to find her when he wants her company, and her familiar is a bird, so he comes and goes but she always has bones ready for him if he doesn’t want to have to scavenge.

3. Ask them to describe their love interest.

Big dumb, leggy bird of a man.

Okay, she knows he’s not dumb. He’s honestly one of the smartest men she knows- but he does dumb things when left unsupervised! So when she’s trying to describe him in a way that doesn’t give away the fact that he’s Julian Devorak- the wanted ‘murderer’ of the Count- she calls him that.

But if she’s asked to describe her love the right way? He’s a handsome man with the prettiest wild russet red curls of hair, strong nose, and a charismatic energy that will just pull you in. He wears mostly dark colors with at least one flashy bright one for dramatic flair and stands above the rest of the crowd with his height. He may be wearing his eye patch- no he doesn’t need it, its for the aesthetics, thankyouverymuch. He’s brilliant and kind and despite his towering, threatening looking frame, would rather cling tightly to her hand and draw courage from her presence. But he’s brave with or without her. He’s tender and altruistic and plays the part of being confident, but can get nervous and anxious if left alone in his head too long.

4. Do they look good in red?

She thinks she looks good in anything that isn’t predominately white or pastel. So red? Throw in some black or dark greys and yeah, she could work it.

She’d prefer orange though…

5. Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Will they give one, and what about?

Yes, she’d give you one. No, you don’t want her too. Hers are a bit complicated and unending and always to the wrong audience. One minute she’s giving some normal speech about whatever the occasion is and next, she’s trying to teach a bunch of drunks the nonlinear properties of the magic realms and how to navigate their way through time lapses, its like the folds of fabric with how they intermingle and touch from one time to another, and the different realms can be tricky based on their patterns and-hey Juli put me down! I’m trying to give a speech about- why are we leaving?!

6. Who will they take advice from, no matter what it is? Who won’t they take advice from, no matter what it is?

Old Glory, surprisingly. She’ll take most advice from other Vopel women and even Asra, but she’ll toss out a lot of their sillier ones- like don’t date Ilya (Asra’s). But anything Glory tells her tends to be very good advice (she’s never given her bum advice) and she’s far better with reading people than Odelia and so she’ll just default listen to her on a lot of topics.

She has a long list of who she won’t take advice from, but, to no one’s surprise, she’ll instantly tune out Valdemar’s advice. They rub her wrong and even if the advice is solid, she’ll ignore it because why would she ever want or take their advice?

7. Describe them in three words. Now let them describe themself in three words.

Smol chaotic neutral.

Controlled, chaotic exuberance.

8. Do complex puzzles intrigue or frustrate them?

The more complicated the puzzle, the more interested Odelia is. She has a deep love for whodunit novels because she loves a good mystery to piece together. Her mind loves puzzles of any sort. Magic and science both have the allure of being a puzzle, especially when she’s working on projects that require them to work in tandem (hence her unique brand of magical artificery). Asra use to bring her little puzzles to fidget with as she reclaimed the dexterity of her fingers and she’d just sit there playing with them- before she could even properly speak again- and figure out how solve them by herself.

9. Do they empathize with non-sentient things (dolls, plants, books…)?

She talks to them. A lot. Her plants are her babies and she’ll baby talk them. Her dolls have ‘personalities’ based on weird things they’ve done (like refused to stay in a particular spot so its persnickety about where its to sit or has fragile stitching so it’s an old lady stuffed toy). And books- she’ll talk to them about their condition or if they fall and land funny. A ‘there you are you sneaky thing’ to books that had eluded her.

But Odelia is a talker and it does help her focus on the here and now (rather than get lost in her thoughts) by talking out loud- even to inanimate objects.

10. What age do they most want to be right now?

The age she is now? She’s not one to daydream about her age or whatnot. She’s in her very early thirties and the world is her oyster. She’s fit and capable and her age is just an unimportant number to her. (especially since she doesn’t remember the previous years before ‘waking up’ anyhow.)

11. They’ve won the lottery. Spend, or save?

Haha, she’s already well off, so hurray more money? She’ll just invest the money responsibly as she did the money she had prior to that.

12. Do they like romance in the books they read (or in the book they’re in)?

Oh she’s a sucker for a good romance. If she likes the two characters, she’s in their corner rooting for them. She likes the wittier ones that banter more than anything. But she does get annoyed by impractical drama. Excitement! Danger! Ah YES! ‘Oh no who do I pick? I’m stuck between two choices!’ Grow up and outright pick. Let the one you don’t choose have a chance to get over you and move on with their life and find happiness (or pick both of them if that is a possibility! Just pick!). Because nothing is worse to her than pulling on the heartstrings of someone you aren’t going to pick.

13. Name one thing their parents taught them.

She doesn’t remember her birthparents. They were never a part of her life. Her birthmother briefly, but, when her magic’s rare classification came to light, she was taken into the care of another to raise and train her in the ways of their magic style. But she has had parents in her life. The most current ‘parent figure’ she has (one she remembers) is Old Glory (a nickname she gave the older woman and uses regardless of if the woman is present or not. A bad habit.).

She taught her through her actions that kindness isn’t reflected out outer beauty. Though most think she looks scary, as gnarled and scarred as she is (has a very mean resting bitch face), her heart is kind and compassionate. She tends to children with the utmost of patience, though tolerates no blatant disrespect. She remembers the names of everyone she’s been introduced to and what was last told to her about their day or life. Volunteers her free time to visiting the less fortunate and charging them no fee for her services. Hard shell, ooey, gooey insides.

14. Would they agree with the term ‘guilty pleasure’? Do they have any?

Oh she has guilty pleasures. A lot of the sweets she buys at Sesali’s bakery are guilty pleasures of her because she buys them by the dozens. Also mystery novels. She will re-read mystery novels she’s already read because she still likes the narrative and the build up to the big reveal. And theater. It’s fun, no matter how obvious the plot is sometimes.

15. What would they consider a waste of time– other than school or work?

Oddly enough, she finds sitting down to do her hair or having to apply make up or even more complicated outfits a waste of time. She’s very utilitarian in that regard. A ponytail will keep her hair out of her face so why spend hours learning how to do complicated braids simply because they look pretty?

Don’t be mistaken though. If Portia or Nadia or Julian want to do her hair or make up or dress her up- the time is no longer wasted. They enjoy doing those sorts of things and letting them enjoy themselves, despite how much she doesn’t understand why its enjoyable to them, means the time is well spent.

On her own though, nah. She’d rather do anything else- just throw on some clothes, toss her hair into a pony tail, and get going.

#ask Odelia #The Arcana Game #arcana fan apprentice #fan apprentice #odelia the artificer

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alyshapiper · 5 years

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Chatty disaster

Title: Chatty Disaster

Summary: be careful with whom you work.

Comment: it was my project. The task was to recreate 4 main human temperaments. This was the result.

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Peaceful evening. Couple of middle aged people was having a nice dinner in a restaurant.

'You know, honey, it's for better. They have lost their best worker. One and only.'

'It’s funny how only you get this’. answered man and sipped a bit of red wine with a satisfied grin. The reason why he was fired? As Simon nicely put it: he could not control his temper.

However, someone else had other opinion on that matter. He had scarcely put his glass on table when the telephone rang. The man grabbed his phone out of habit, however sign of not so pleased wife stopped him. This long awaited evening was for them and not for someone else. He tried to ignore annoying buzzing but it was no help.

'Oh for God's sake, pick it up'.

Mr Smith grumbled something inaudible and answered the phone call.

'You have exactly one minute it’d better be something good otherwise I'm putting the phone on you, Josh'

And that was how Mr Smith appeared again in his ex-office. I should say “appeared” was not quite right word. Bursted in office? More suitable.

'Daddy's home, children! Who of you, my lovely offsprings, decided to burn the house while I'm away?' Mr Smith was angry. Moreover! He was unspeakably furious. Those bunch of donkeys did not just get rid of him but they made a mull of all his work in one day!

All those donkeys exchanged looks and the most courageous stood up. Young man rearranged his glasses and started.

'Sir, everything was under control until Simon decided to speak impromptu. You know him...'

'Of course I know him! A microphone is like a candy to him! He is chaotic and loud! And he can't stop his flood of talks.He is freaking disaster for all of us! But it's not a reason to unleash him! That's why all of you are here, you stupid idiots!'

Everyone was silent and a bit sorry (just a tiny bit). They knew that if society interpreted Simon's talk wrongly there would be no chance to win this chase. Mr Smith inhaled deeper trying to calm down.

'What's the situation now?' asked Mr Smith while he was pacing around the room. ' Josh?'

Josh rearranged his glasses once more, recollected all things that went wrong and shortly summed up:

'We have a crowd of journalists at our building, several web articles and a lot phone calls from angry people. ' It would seem that this short period of time was not enough to destroy a whole image of person. But no, one wrong phrase and society would eat you alive.

'Okay I'm going to help you because that dumb creature has no filters and I feel sorry for you because I'm fucking raised you and this freaking project.'

'But he pays us' someone amongst the coworkers gave a small remark.

Mr Smith stopped in his tracks. He was quite an intimidating figure, people knew it. But that guy just forgot that. Mr Smith quickly found the source of noise and came right in front of him.

'Excuse me? Son, if you think it's Simon who runs this business you are wrong. He's nice and funny and cheerful but he is a child! Therefore you are fun and games for him, but then when he is done with all of you he will throw you away. And you know why? Because he doesn’t want to get into this business! He doesn’t know you like I do. Call him and ask him if he knows your name, Mr. Wilder. I dare you. '

The guy got embarrassed because he knew Mr Smith was right. Mr Smith was rude and straightforward, impulsive and dominating. However, he was protective and energetic (in his 50 years), generous and funny in his unique way. This project and his subordinates were like his children and he would throttle anyone who would try to come in his way. Josh, his right hand, and Liza, his secretary, were not just his helpers and only people who saw him clearly but they were also some kind of protection between him and his other subordinates when he was furious like right now.

'Okay, I'm cutting the chase. Where's our bubbling brook?' asked Mr Smith and looked at Josh. His thick eyebrows were furrowed, nostrils were flared, and lips were pursed. Everyone would run away from him screaming but not Josh. He was unfazed.

'In your cabinet, sir. Probably trying to suffocate himself' young lady appeared on his left side.

'Thanks Liza. ' Mr Smith made a deep inhale once more and scanned everyone with his piercing gase. 'You know what to do. If any questions ask Mr. Wilder or ask yourself what are you doing here. Josh, you come with me. We are going to unleash the hell. Liza, my child…’

'Black coffee or Irish coffee?' she quickly interrupted him and smiled.

'Could you bring me espresso with rage?’ the tone of Mr Smith’s voice became lighter. He knew that Liza was quite sensitive young lady amongst these cavemen. So, he tried to protect her from others.

'Sir, I think you had enough for today. I am bringing you tea with camomile.'

'Okay, child,' Mr Smith looked around and frowned once again. ' Why on Earth you are doing nothing??? Chop-chop! The bomb is ticking! We are having the apocalypse right around the corner!'

The beehive started to buzz. Mr Smith disappeared in his cabinet. Simon shrieked. Everyone heard Mr Smith saying…

‘Get yourself ready! We are having a long and fun ride together…’

Liza and Josh exchanged knowing looks and smirked synchronically.

‘I told you we would win a bet. The department could not possibly survive with Simon alone’

‘Uh huh. How much do they own us?’ asked Liza.

‘I think it’s about one thousand dollars’

‘Perfect’

#short story #my work #sanguine #choleric #phlegmatic #melanchonic

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