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emmyrosee · 30 days

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His phone rings once, and Kiyoomi smirks down at it.

You’re calling him, of course you are, why would you not be, and he sighs and excused himself before slipping out to the front of the building and answering the phone.

“This better be good.”

“Im crawling in your walls.”

He lets out a laugh and scrubs his face with his hand, “you miss me that much? I’ve only been gone for a few hours.” You whine on your end of the line, and he chews the tip of his thumb to stop himself from laughing.

“Kiyoomi,” you whine. “I didn’t give you enough kisses this morning. I’m feeling deprived.”

He cocks a brow, “babe, you gave me a thousand kisses before I left-“

“No, I gave you forty seven. I should’ve given you forty eight. Or a thousand.”

This, has him laughing. Laughing because never in a trillion years would he expect to let such ferality be allowed. What would 16 year old Kiyoomi think if he heard some person say “I’m in your walls because I didn’t kiss you enough”?

He wouldn’t believe him. He wouldn’t think someone would care enough about him to go through such lengths to be part of his life, a part of him, and he poked his tongue in his cheek and shakes his head.

“You can kiss me more when I get home.”

“I don’t want to wait that long.”

“I’ll kiss you back?”

This, has you stopping, and he raises his brows as he waits for a response. “You promise?”

“Of course I do,” he snorts. “When have I never not wanted to kiss you?”

“True.” You go quiet again, “I miss you.”

“I miss you too, baby. I’ll be home soon.”

“…okay,” you finally sigh. “I’m gonna eat your drywall.”

He snorts again, “go for it.”

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crybaby-bkg · 2 months

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“You’ve never had sex before, have you?” you spit the question out before you can help it. Choso’s eyes go wide at that, his eyebrow twitching ever so slightly, before he tries to quickly school his expression to one of indifference. you don’t believe him for a moment though, especially with the way his hands start to tap at the bedsheets beneath him.

“What makes you say that?” he asks you, his voice rough and low. this close, you can see the uncertainty laying there. his hair is still in his signature buns, his fringe covers dark plum eyes that can’t find a single place on your face to settle. they dart from your own gaze to your lips, to your chin where your lipgloss has smeared from kissing him. he squeezes your waist tightly before he places his hands back against the bed, seemingly unsure of what he should do with himself.

“Your mannerisms,” you mutter, head tilted to the side as you start running your finger down the column of his neck. “How unsteady and unsure you are about everything; my body, where your hands should go, how long you should suck on my tongue when you kiss me. You’re so in your head, I figured you’re either nervous because it’s me or because you’ve never done this before.”

“Both.” He answers in a rush of breath, palms finding your waist once more, his eyes a little wider than usual. “My father never taught me anything about sex, and I was too busy taking care of my brothers to really think about it. So this is all,” his voice slowly disappears with every inch of skin you reveal to him, a sly smirk spreading across your face.

“New?” You finish for him, shirt suddenly tossed across the room. He nods with a thick swallow, an obvious struggle to keep looking at your face, scared that he might objectify you and make you uncomfortable, but his look does everything but. “Do you want to fuck me, Choso?”

he groans so loud, you fear he’s cum in his pants already. it sure does feel like it, with how his cock twitches, thick where you rest on top of his pelvis, a wet spot suddenly growing between your legs. you can’t help but rock your hips ever so gently against him, grinning when his eyes fly shut and squeeze, his hands gripping you so tightly that you can’t tell whether or not he wants to stop you or encourage you.

“Do you?” you ask him again when he doesn’t answer, his lip bitten tightly between his teeth. “Do you wanna know what it feels like to be inside me? Feel me cum on your cock? Don’t you wanna fill me up with your cum?”

he seizes you before you can register his speed, his hands quick and fast and tight and pulling everything he can. you can’t help but laugh against his mouth and let him mold himself to your body in every way that he sees fit.

#the only thing I very much so dislike about writing new characters #is having to make a masterlist ☹️#I lob him tho so much #I want to be so cruel to him in a nice way bc he deserves it #I also have some other ideas I’m writing rn that I might upload tonight!!!#—new treat in the streets! 🍫#choso treats! 🍬

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gamerbearmira · 2 years

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ART🗿🗿 WHAT DUH

Back again, this with you guess it————art ☹️

Feast your eyes on these atrocities and see if you can guess which au’s are stuck in my head

btw if y’all have any ideas you want drawn (preferably of already existing au’s), throw them at me dawg 😩🤲

Family portrait <333 Also??? Remembered that Alma is 10 ft and Pedro is 11’5 ft. The triplets are really small compared to them, especially as kids.

they were very small in Alma’s hands, but I still lob them

Scary Abuela privilege

Reading her a book to make her feel better, just like she did to him <3

These two go together lmao

el muchacho de los ojos tristes <\3

Me whenever I get Poison or Mario AU snippet/lore (or any for that matter)

Mario AU by @a-bored-multifandomer

Poison AU by @anenbyraccoon

K BYEEEEEEEE

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gojoest · 8 months

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Same here. With S1 Gojo I was like um he’s sexy and that’s that. I read the manga last year around this time and slowly transformed into the biggest Gojo lover ever☹️ I just lob everything about him I’m gonna cry

PS: I’m obsessed with your blog😭 The theme is so cute and of course, your writing is also beautiful

i also started with the anime btw but it was love at first sight for me tbh i knew it from the very first moment that this guy would turn out to be a big trouble for me aka one of my biggest obsessions ever and i was right 😔 and then i was hungry for more content and dived into the manga too ! and it only got worse hahaha the gojo disease is incurable once it gets to you but he’s such a lovable goofy man it’s only natural

please you are literally so sweet to me!! so happy you enjoy it here 🥺🩶

#[ ai—mail ]

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hoonloveclub · 2 years

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the day heeseung stops using the snow app for good is the day my bias list falls to shambles

#im acting as if it isnt going to shit rn 🤡#no but srsly #mans is so hot #and his melanin makes him even hotter #so for him to do that to himself ☹️☹️#i just wanna say that i love hee #hee is very very beautiful to me #hee if u see this i lob u #and pls stop using the snow app 😭🙏🙏#enhypen #lee heeseung #little floating bits in my brain

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itsfasterifyouroll · 2 years

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Just saw my husband get absolutely bodied (again) rip babey 😩

#the vampire diaries #legacies #🤢#kai parker #❤️ ❤️❤️❤️#i lob him ☹️😭🥴#KAI #tvd

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junker-town · 6 years

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The 7 most hilarious interceptions this week in the NFL

Ryan Tannehill and Blake Bortles gave us some high-comedy with their worst moments Sunday.

There are acceptable interceptions and there are bad interceptions. Then there are the picks that are so bad that you can’t help but crack up.

Watching good football is fun — and there’s been no shortage of it in 2018 — but there’s something extra enjoyable about how often football delivers bloopers. Week 5 gave us a few of those high-comedy failures from quarterbacks.

Here are our seven favorite interceptions from Sunday — all from five quarterbacks who lost — ranked from the least funny to one that was so bizarre it’d be extremely hard to do twice:

Eli Manning lobbed up two Eli-esque gimmes for the Panthers

Nobody has thrown more interceptions over the last decade than Manning. He’s a two-time Super Bowl winner, but he’s also had 13 consecutive seasons with double-digit picks. It’s just who he is.

So while neither of Manning’s interceptions against the Panthers were particularly hilarious, they were still bad enough to inspire your point-and-laugh-at-Eli reflex.

Pick No. 1: The first was the kind of footwork mistake a rookie would make:

Eli tried a back-foot throw to a covered receiver. Awful interception. pic.twitter.com/tY68GJtrOr

— Ian Wharton (@NFLFilmStudy) October 7, 2018

Pick No. 2: And the second was somehow even worse:

Eli strikes again pic.twitter.com/ajLwLf7am5

— Ian Wharton (@NFLFilmStudy) October 7, 2018

Odell Beckham Jr doesn’t want to outright say that Manning is the reason the Giants offense has struggled. But he might not be that wrong if he does go ahead and say it.

The Jets’ record-breaking interception return was an exercise in futility

Marcus Maye broke a record Sunday to polish off a victory for the Jets. He probably wishes he didn’t, though.

In the final seconds of a 34-16 win over the Denver Broncos that was already secured, the New York defensive back picked off Case Keenum in the end zone. He took it 104 yards for a grand total of ... zero points.

BRUTAL ☹️ Marcus Maye just broke a record for longest INT return without a Touchdown... pic.twitter.com/CayJjr2zvP

— SquadQL (@SquadQL) October 7, 2018

The good-ish news for Maye: He owns new record for interception return yardage without a touchdown. It tied the record for the longest ever non-touchdown play that Percy Harvin set in 2011 and Ameer Abdullah tied in 2015 when they each had a pair of 104-yard kickoff returns that came up short.

Also, the remaining clock in the game was wiped clean, ending the game.

The bad news for Maye: Broncos rookie receiver Courtland Sutton was admirably determined to keep the Jets out of the end zone for some reason. What a weird and inconsequential way to end a game.

How very Seahawks of you, Derek Carr

Stop me if you’ve heard this story before. Marshawn Lynch could’ve had a 1-yard touchdown, but his offense opted to throw a dangerous pass into coverage instead that was intercepted.

WYD Carr????? pic.twitter.com/as1JmHdDSW

— New Account (@ftbeard_17) October 7, 2018

It wasn’t a mirror image of the play that cost Seattle a Super Bowl ring, but the logic behind it might’ve been even worse. This wasn’t third down or fourth down, it was FIRST down. (For the record, the Seahawks’ interception to Malcolm Butler was on a second down.)

But wait a second, you lied to us, Derek.

There's no we'll be on the 1 yard line and I won't give it to Marshawn, I'll throw it." pic.twitter.com/27jpVhGsn7

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) October 7, 2018

Carr has been an interception machine so far in 2018. This was his NFL-worst eighth pick. Give Marshawn the ball near the goal line, dammit!

Just don’t throw it to the 310-pound man wearing red, Blake Bortles

Chris Jones seems like he’d be a hard guy to miss. The Chiefs defensive tackle is 6’6, 310 pounds and he was wearing a bright red uniform Sunday. Still, Bortles somehow didn’t see him at all.

The turnover-prone Jaguars quarterback lobbed Jones the easiest interception imaginable on a screen pass. It turned into an easy touchdown too when Bortles opted to faceplant rather than make a real attempt to tackle a much larger man.

Bortles throws a screen pass directly to Chris Jones. Pick 6 pic.twitter.com/TawdZqxOYl

— Ian Wharton (@NFLFilmStudy) October 7, 2018

Bortles wasn’t done there, either.

Blake Bortles’ bank shot didn’t work at all

Oh hi again, Blake. Was Bortles trying to throw a bank shot off a teammate’s helmet? Was he trying to throw low to the middle of the end zone? Was he trying to spike?

Whatever it was, it didn’t work at all. Instead, the pass bounced off an offensive lineman’s head for another Chiefs interception.

TIPPED + INTERCEPTION = TIPDRILL CELEBRATION #JAXvsKC pic.twitter.com/GdxVc850gE

— Laurie Fitzpatrick (@LaurieFitzptrck) October 7, 2018

Let’s get a closer look:

This interception from the #Jaguars’ Blake Bortles is the funniest thing since the Mark Sanchez butt fumble. pic.twitter.com/tT5WbOPE4F

— Charles Robinson (@CharlesRobinson) October 7, 2018

Seriously, what the hell was the goal there?

This Ryan Tannehill pick-six looks like a Madden glitch

Ryan Tannehill has had strong start to 2018, and it continued into Sunday ... until it came to a grinding halt once the fourth quarter started. The Cincinnati Bengals scored 24 unanswered in the fourth quarter to erase a 17-3 lead for the Dolphins.

Andy Dalton got things started for Cincinnati with a touchdown pass to Joe Mixon that cut Miami’s lead to seven, but the rest of that lead officially disappeared when Tannehill threw a pick-six.

But it wasn’t just any pick-six. Somehow Tannehill managed to throw a pass forward three years and have it pinball backwards about five yards into the arms of a defensive lineman. No seriously, you have to see it to believe it.

TOUCHDOWN! Michael Johnson tied it 17-17 with a 21-yard pick-six. Holy amazenalls. pic.twitter.com/Uj1IESoznp

— Josh Kirkendall (@Josh_Kirkendall) October 7, 2018

Who was Tannehill throwing to? It would seem like tight end Durham Smythe, but why is maybe the better question. But even though it was a bad decision, that’s an unbelievably bad break for it to somehow make it into the arms of Bengals defensive end Michael Johnson.

That’s a level of ridiculousness that would probably make you unplug your game of Madden if it happened to you. And what’s worse is that it was a swing of momentum that doomed the Dolphins. That makes it easily deserving of the top spot on the list.

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gamerbearmira · 2 years

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"She's so tiny." Camilo said awed as he stared at lil Mirabel. After all while he had known she was always smaller than him he hadn't known she was that small. God he could hold her in one arm with ease.

"She was always small. Mama said it was because she was so early." Isabela said and Mirabel was scowling slightly, trying to wiggle out of her hold. Isabela never wanted anything to do with her before unless she was in the way but now that she was little Isabela barely wanted to let her down or out of her sight?

Mirabel was not happy with that. If she wasn't really 15 she'd be wailing her lungs out right now. Like she was unashamedly doing anytime Abuela held her.

"Her heart was weaker as a baby too. We were all so worried...the midwife said she'd never make it to a year. She kept getting sick so much..." Dolores said and she was hovering in case Mirabel wormed her way free.

"That's true. Her frequent illnesses didn't stop until...until her ceremony..." Tia Pepa was clouding a bit as she thought of that and then there was a small lightning bolt and wind as she seemed to think of something.

Mirabel was still wiggling to get out of Isabelas hold and was whining as much as she could.

"Mira really doesn't like you Isabela." Antonio said innocently.

AHHHHH <333 I lob them…this is so sweet 😩🤲❤️❤️❤️ SA coming in clutch once again 💥💥

Poor Mirabel. Best she can do is whine and cry, and even than, that’s not guaranteed to work. Homegirl has to push through 😭😭 She so small too, it’s even harder for her to be alone. I’m pretty sure even in this AU, despite having her 15 year old mind, her body is still verrrryyy weak and she’s prone to sickness and coughing fits aren’t uncommon ☹️

Yipeee!!!!!!

#encanto #encanto au #au #my asks are open #my asks #encanto mirabel #encanto alma #encanto antonio #encanto isabela #de aged mirabel

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