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silentlyloudthoughts · 5 years

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Marvel Studio’s Avengers: Endgame | Special Look

HELLO PEOPLE, DOES ANYONE WANT A BREAKDOWN? NO? IM DOING IT ANYWAY. SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT.

YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.

*Originally i wanted to post all my screenshots but this is lagging my com and it cant seem to post so this will have little photos ok? :(

- First like 2 secs, we open with the Avenger’s Headquarters. Looking still OK.

- Then we see Bruce! He is like stating the risk of doing whatever they plan to do!! Then we see Thor playing with bread! Then Rhodey says something kind of sarcastic to Bruce. Everybody is feeling so shitty :((

- THEN WE SEE NATASHA BB BUT SHE LOOKS SO SAD I AM HEARTBROKEN AFGHJKL!! She is sitting in the rain??? BUT THIS PLACE doesn’t look like the Avengers HQ! The places quite minimalistic and ZEN! Like a possible Japanese Garden vibe? Could it be where she went to search for Clint? But interestingly, when we see CAP next, his background has a similar design to Nat’s!! Notice the pattern on the frosted glass!

- Maybe they went together? And look at the toilet sink!! Is that a shaver?? Is this the scene where he shaves his beard? IS NAT WITH HIM???? Sorry my inner shipper jumped out there.

- Oh shit. CA:TWS PARALLELS!! STEVENAT SHIPPERS KNOW WHATS UP!!

- Next comes the marvel logo! Then the back shot of the Benatar!!

- Rocket and Nebula holding hands for support!!!!!!!

- Pepper and Tony hug!! I think this is the scene where we saw in the first trailer when Nat, Steve, Bruce and Rhodey walked out! Could the space between Rhodey and Bruce be for Pepper? It looks to be the same timing and place!

- Looking at the background for both Pepperony and Rocket and Nebula, this could all be at the same time when they got off the ship? Could that be possible?

- Next we see a shot of the Avengers Headquarters from aerial view followed by a shot of Tony flying in his suit in what looks to be New York.

- Holy Moley then we get a shot of Clint with a TATTOO!! Looks like a dark samurai!

- OMG THEN WE SEE NATASHA BB AGAIN. LOOK AT HER SMILING THE MOST PRECIOUS SMILE. SHE ALWAYS DOES THIS TO HIDE HER PAIN OMGOSH IM GETTING CA:TWS MEMORIES!! AND SHE HAS HER FEET ON THE TABLE AGAIN LIKE “GET YOUR FEET OFF THE DASH” MOMENT!! AND THIS REALLY RELIVES THAT MOMENT CAUSE SHE’S PROLLY TALKING TO CAP?? HOPEFULLY!!!! SORRY MY SHIPPER HEART JUMPED OUT AGAIN! And omg there’s a sandwich on the table!! HAHAHA!

- Then we see a closer and sleeker shot of Thor doing the Stormbreaker thing with Carol!!

- Next, AN ICONIC GROUP SHOT! The (partial) gang’s together uwu! OK, CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE NAT’S ARMS LIKE WOW SO MUSCULAR. A STRONG WOMAN I LOVE.

*Special note! I just realised the frosted glass pattern appeared again in this shot! So the garden could be in Avengers HQ!! Sorry!

- AND THEN STEVE AND TONY REUNITE AND PATCH UP FINALLY!!! So much talk about trust! And then handshake! Also, Steve’s new suit!!

- Benatar flies to space!! Not everyone is on board tho?? STEVENAT are next to each other okok sorry. LOL. No hate pls.

- AND TONY LOOKS AT A PICTURE OF PETER IM CRYING!! AND THE BUNNY EARS OMG. THE UPSIDE DOWN CERT!!

- And then the next shot gives me vibes from the first avenger movie when tony spoke to loki! hais but he looks so sad...

- Next we see Thanos’ ugly ass ship. Then Nebula and Rhodey!! And sad faces of Thor and Rocket. Rocket is crying and so am i!!!!

- Cap’s new suit is the darkest and most saturated colours of red, blue and white!

- Thanos has new armour which protects his chest and head! Oh no!!

- The holy trinity (so many versions of them lol) but this one is Tony, Cap and Thor facing Thanos who is sitting down??? Is he halfway defeated? Is he mocking them??

- And then we have the title. LoL im ded. Bye.

This is just a visual breakdown. I didnt even focus on what they said. Posting late cause my com is lagging so bad! If there is anything to dicuss or correct pls feel free but be nice ok!! Thanks!!

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the-main-characterr · 3 years

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realised i forgot to watch tharntype,

will do rn.

kinda feel like i also grew out of that but eh we’ll see

types aggressive being still annoys me

y u always >:(

if i dated someone for 7 years and they still didn’t marry me, i’d be insecure ASF

i like 2gether more than tharntype

it’s prettier

you could’ve done ur alarm urself bitch

why are you talking so slow?

why are u judging em tho just watch the show

i think everyone that knows me a lil bit knows why i like 2gether more

7 years are actually a lot-

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

i kinda want one but i also don’t like what

i said it before and i’ll say it again: types aggressive behaviour annoys me

not tryna b judgemental but if u stick to type for 7 years u have all my respect

watching this hurts in my soul

that p’cir and phu r cool

love the sound effects

love the time i lived in when i watched the first season

if i’m so judgemental already, i also don’t like their kitchen

it’s so boring wth

wow- now i feel bad.

sorry.

the way tharn puts his phone in his front pocket is everything but *judgemental comment here* i can’t think of any bad things rn

i’m so scared of both of them like they’re always like >:(

you can’t just force someone into marriage-

no but like why would a stranger want to know if you have a relationship or not i mean you’re not going to random people and say hi we’re married

i mean i would do that but i’m the main character-

if someone “could stay mad at me” id be fucked-

yall are so sensitive just touch the bread

that phegun and p’cir are cute ngl

no like literally yall are so dramatic

i liked fiat but wth

doc is cute

just because you’re not married doesn’t mean you’re sharing him-

type improved tbh

awh they cute-

the music———————— jail

marriage.

POSSESSIVEEEEEEE

lucky me being zen-meryem rn

perfect representation on how personality can destroy everything

until this day, i still don’t know what a lines ID is supposed to be

this was too cute i’m ded

rip me

i love the sound effects yfrvjjvgjmkb

love their style

fiat u can’t just-

come for a taken man that’s the most disgusting thing possible

like even if he wasnt happy with tharn or in a toxic relationship it’s not ur stupid job to manipulate and steal wth

leo u have all my respect

wouldnt mind being ur bestie

stfu fiat u r a toxic attention seeking bitch that is nothing more but unethical

selfish brat

this is cute-

love

ngl the fact it’s been 7 years n they stilsbxbwjbdwbbx

cute

ok leo i understand why u took it back but i still respect u for even doing it

phugun is too possessive

of p’cir idk the names but one of them

the not cute one

idk why yall hate on no so much he funny af

oh i see

phugun is the cute one

P’CIR IS TOOO POSSESSIVE

let the man live wth

seo is literally it dnxjdbjdbsbf

what did actually happen to the guy that’s been a bitch and possessed over tharn

lol i actually feel bad for type. it’s the first time i see him EMOTIONAL and damn-

must hurt.

omg istg i also wonder why he doesn’t quit

this is too much I CANT

Imma suffocate on the cutegsbsbdbbd ah i’m dying

hmph ig im just to tough to cry😤

WOAH

heart attack-

SHXBHSBC A MAN

doc, ily

this picture-in-picture thingy is so cool

i remember a time type didn’t want to admit he missed him

the hdhxb ishdiuebchw immaculate

fiat i’m scared of u

“every time i really want someone, i never get them” FELT. FELT FELT FELT difference is that my dumbass don’t want them when they want me🥲 it’s ok. time knows what it’s doing

fiat u r heartless

imagine having a healthy relationship with ur mother in law

yall be having literal bodyguards

i could SELL MY SOUL HE DID SOMETHING IN THAT DRINK

ok i wasn’t sure about it but by the amount that guy said cheers i couldn’t be more convinced that this man is evil

the fact that he didn’t tuck his shirt is the whole evidence

DATE ALREADY I CANT HHGGYYGCCXDDXCGBB U N CHAMP FOREVER

doc-

you heard him don’t leave him

HUH WAIT I HAVE TO WAIT!?

THOUGHT I CAN

WATCH IT ALL THROUGH

if you don’t move ur ass rn i’ll come to thailand myself n kick ur ass

too invested-

JANUARY 22?/!/£:!.!3):£WHAT

i cant-

okay cool i waited a few weeks imma continue wasching now

oh i remember. i was yelling at that basketball kid

STOP ASSAULTING A DRUNK PERSON AH J CANT MY EYES

omg leo thanks u saved my life thank u ily

you don’t have to be on top of him just to question him-

be scared stupid bitch

types just simply sleeping somewhere completely left alone👁👄👁

DUDE WHY U SO AGGRESSIVE

i CaN bE yOuR hUsBaNd BITCH ION REALLY THINK SO

WOW

I FORGOT UR NAME BUT DAYUMN SHOW HIM

i wish i had someone that kept his promise under every circumstance

ppl that promise me things b like i NeVeR sAiD tHaT hUhH

yall just so addicted to each other like chill

if i’d marry someone, i’d feel so old

like hi i’m MARRIED

stop with the i miss u it’s so emotional

tharn you look so done with ur life lmfao

fiat you’re so annoying istg

cant u just ply basketball and leave these ppl alone like piss off

why yall crushing on type crush on me

fiat go study or sumn srsly

STOP

omg STAHP HE JUST SAID WATCH UR KNEE

DONT U FUGGIN KISS HIM OMFG

ah doorbell.

thanks.

phu you’re so funny

WHAT- wth fiat please stop you’re ridiculous

For seven years, i’ve never had eyes for anyone but him. damn- imagine-

my hearts b shattering ITS NOT HIS FAULT

well okay there’s a lot of evidence against

STILL

ITS NOT HIS FAULT

i mean i see tharns point but

ARGHZBSHSBXBWBXB

for personal reasons i will be passing away

the audacity of this bitch is giving me ANGER

imagine buying wedding rings just to come home n hear “we should take a break”

fuck anger i’ll cry

why even want fiat💀

AH DONT CRY J CANT HSBSHABX

phu you’re so cute like THE CHARACTER

thanya you’re such a queen i can’t explain

this scene is so funny they all b sitting there like 👀👀👀👀👀

MY SOUL

you disgust me.

ok first off phu gun your style is so cool like that white shirt- FABULOUS 10/54

n second off, my dumbass felt like WHO IS THAT MAN HITTING ON FIAT I KNOW HIM

silly me it’s cir-

handsome man ngl

WHY DROP UR SUITCASE HUH

don’t tell me he died

oh god he didn’t die-

WHATS THE MATTER THEN

you guys are so sensitive can’t get hurt at all

always going like OH SHIT I NEEDA GO TO THE HOSPITAL

“cant even make an instant noodle” that’s why we admire u lmao

ok chill u just spilled it

you look so cute when u pissed at urself shxbsbc

ah thanya u r so cool

HERE IT IS THE HEALTHY MARRIAGE I WAS SEARCHING IN THIS SERIES OMFG

“lack of communication can even break apart the most loving relationship” SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PPL IN GHE BACK

COMMUNICATION, WHAT A LOVELY WORD

this series is fulfilled now

i could listen to these two forever

i cant with leo and fiat fcstvhjfftc

don’t act like the shy bitch now u stoopid

this is hard to watch ew

khom being a philosopher of love fxtvjbj

he didn’t just leave his i miss u

yall tryna get drunk with my heart

STOP CRYINGGGGG

im gon suffocate

stop i didn’t start this show to murder myself

pls calm ur face u look so aggressive

i wonder how many times tharn talked to sleeping type in those 7 years

u r basically talking to a wall

HE WROTE THAT SONG

oh just to be someone to know what ordained is

those blue thingys r so cool

thanks this is everything i needed

doc champ, how long shall i wait

he’s not bald-

did they even cut his eyebrows-

oh monk.

didn’t they shoot these scenes during rona-

those r some fire makeup skillz

HE DID NOT

YOURE SIMPLY PLAYING WITH HIS HEART

WHATDIDHESAYYYY

officially ripped my heart into pieces

that was definitely not a kiss kiss

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im-sexy-and-im-mystictrash · 7 years

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RFA+V+Unknown+Vanderwood knowing MC before

Yo I’ve seen this a few times but I wanna do my take on this. The crew and trio knowing you before the whole RFA thing let’s have fun shall we?

Yoosung

“MC I can’t wait to meet you in person!”

“But we already met once”

Hold up

“We’ve met?!”

You were a little upset but then remember he doesn’t know what you look like

“Yup~ you’ll find out who I am at the party~”

MC you tease

You actually worked at his favorite Cafe when he was in high school

When he had long days studying he would come to the cafe

He didn’t really notice you at first because he was so focused on school

But then one day he walked in the shop with lifeless eyes

you actually grew to like him and seeing him like this hurt

so as you place down his drink you sit across from him.

“Are you okay?”

He was really confused

just some random pretty girl

is talking

to me?

“Ah yeah...”

“You’re a terrible liar”

He was taken aback

“I’ve seen you for awhile and you don’t usually act like this...sorry if im prying but do you want to talk about it”

You do your whole cute thing and it works

He explained that someone close to him died

You were very understanding and he noticed that

You have to get back to work but you hug him

“You’re strong! you got this!”

When he went back again you weren’t there anymore

Fast forward to the party he was very surprised when he saw you

“Omg it’s you!?”

He was very happy

He actually had a crush on you

it was like it was meant to be

Zen

You were part of his middle school theater club!

“Hey Zen do you still play guitar?”

???

“How did you know I used to play? are you a fan~?”

“Well I was in your theater club-”

“You were?!”

He tried to narrow it down

but a bunch of girls would come and go because they only joined to see him

“I wasn’t very good so i did all the props”

He remembers very clearly about how beautiful the set was but never knew who did them

“That was you?!”

You were a bit hurt that he didn’t bother to find out who you were, but it didn’t bother you much you’re just glad he’s doing something good with his life

Once you went to his house when he was healing he just saw you and

“I do know you!”

And you’re confused because you never would have guessed that he knew you

“You’re the one that kicked my mother out of the dressing room when she tried to pull me out of the play”

Oh yeah

She came barging in trying to pull Zen out by his hair and you just went off on her

“Zen has been working very hard on this play and if you pull him out right as he’s about to get on stage so help me god I will give you more problems then just your obvious jealousy over how beautiful your son is”

Savage MC in the house

His mother was angry and flustered

“How dare-”

“OH! do you hear that? It’s the sounds of people cheering for your handsome son! you must be so proud to have a son that’s more well liked then you!”

que deep offended gasp

mama was gone

He still thinks of that day

He tried looking for you after but he couldn’t find you

“You are my hero”

Jaehee

“So Jaehee do you still tap your forehead with your pen?”

“Wait? how do you know that??”

You told her that you knew her from a long time ago.

She has a very good memory so she was quite frustrated when she couldn’t remember you

“Maybe you blocked it out? it was a pretty sad story”

She was very confused but you explain it was around when her mom got into that car accident.

You were part of the car crash, you were in one of the cars that got hit

While in the hospital you heard the news about the woman that died and her daughter was around waiting to be picked up by her uncle

You first spotted Jaehee filling out some papers at the front desk

hitting her forehead with the pen

remembering what she looked like and feeling bad you left your hospital room against your nurses wishes

You saw her outside by herself with lifeless eyes

without any words you just sat beside her

“You look very injured, you should go back into the hospital”

She was very cold to you

“Naw I’ll just sit here”

She was annoyed and tried to get up but you just pull her down to sit again

“You should sit here two, it sucks to be alone”

She just looks at you but doesn’t move

That’s all that really happened is you sat with her while you two waited for her uncle

It was only a half hour of silence but it was nice

You noticed that she started to quietly cry but you didn’t say anything but put your hand on hers

When she sees her uncle she wipes her tears and goes to him

“I barely remember that”

she was more trusting to you

more willing to talk about things and even bring up her mother more

“It’s funny, I thought you were helping me now, but you’ve been helping more far longer then I thought...thank you”

Jumin

“I see those etiquette classes did you justice Jumin”

“How are you aware of my classes? I don’t remember telling you

“I was in your class, I was your partner”

He thinks about it

“I don’t recall”

“I would be surprised if you did, you didn’t like me because I was a girl”

“haha so does Jumin Han is gay is true!”

“Shut it seven”

“Well that wasn’t the only reason..”

you were the girl that he practiced on to properly treat a lady

He was very good at pretending but you caught on his bull shit

“you could at least act like you like me”

Jumin was taken aback that you were able to see through him

“Isn’t this the point of the class? is to act?”

“Well you’re not wrong, but you seriously act too much. loosen up”

He didn’t like your chill and laid back attitude

it rubbed him the wrong way

It wasn’t until you saw first hand how the woman treated him and how his father was and you just

“Yeah....you have a good reason for being an ass”

He appreciated that you understood but he still requested a new partner

“I never knew why you switched partners...what I that forward?”

He remembered who you are after you told him about this

It’s wasn’t until he was ready to tell you that the reason he switched was because he had a crush on you and thought the feelings he felt for you were hate

“You mixed up the feelings of love with hate?”

“Ya”

you had a lot to teach this man

Seven (also some spoilers~)

“I still have that astronomy book if you want it”

“The what???”

“You know...the book you forgot at church, I still have it”

“wHAT?!”

He was so confused

He did a very thorough background check on you

and he was well hidden so how did you know it was him???

before you could talk anything more about his past he calls you

“God seven would like for you to not say anything to the others about what you know about me mmkay?”

“I wasn’t planning on it, I was just curious if you still wanted the book”

Of course he wanted that book. It was the book that he read with Saeran

But he was an agent now, he cant go over there to get a childhood book

But when “Unknown” Came in seven had to go.

When you saw him it was like

“...Saeran is that you?”

you recognized Unknown before Seven could

When Saeran left and it was just you and Saeyoung it was really quiet

you still tried to get close to him and he still pushed you away

But one night you just sat against his back with the book in hand

“MC not this again I’m trying to-”

He stopped when you started reading from the book to him

He had relaxed, it was like he was safe again

Your voice reading these words were perfect.

once you finished the book you move to sit beside him

“If you want the book back it’s still yours.”

“How did you even know this was mine?”

“You had that thing glued to your side how could I not...besides”

You open the book and pull out a picture

“The bookmark said it was yours”

He hasn’t seen this in years and you had it this whole time

He knew this was fate

You were his fate

V (spoilers?)

“Jumin long time no see how is Jihyun?”

It was your first day but you already knew about them so it raised some red flags

“Are you a stalker? how do you know Jihyun?”

“haha I’m sad you don’t remember me Jumin, we were all in the same etiquette classes, I was your partner and then you made me switch and I became Jihyun’s etiquette partner.”

“oh yeah, well if you want to see how he is, I’ll inform him of your worries”

“Wait no that’s not-”

Jumin has left the chatroom

You actually got a call from Jihyun

“MC? I didn’t know that was you”

You two did a bunch of catching up, although you noticed something was up with him

“I hope you’re okay Jihyun, you seem off...”

“Me off?”

“Very, you have to remember I knew everything about you”

“Sorry”

“This is just like you, stop saying sorry. If you need someone to talk about you can call me okay? I care about you”

that hit his heart, something that he didn’t feel for a long time.

he found himself calling you more and more

one day he was showed up in the apartment in total shambles

“What do I do?”

He was a mess, he was in a mess

Mint eye, his eyes and Rika

you were there for him, he needed you

With you around he didn’t even think of his mistakes

you were the light he needed

Unknown (Spoilers hardcore Spoilers)

“Hmmmmm I don’t see the lock”

“that’s strange,there’s really nothing? there’s really nothing to put the password in?”

“There’s nothing”

“I can see with my own eyes that you are standing in front of a password door lock...are you going to continue to lie to me?”

“what? You can see me?”

“Yes I guess that’s it then”

“Plan failed”

You were so confused and then you see this tall lanky guy but then you’re like

“Saeran!”

You run over to him

“Whoa Saeran you've changed...are you okay?”

????

What?

“What?! how do you know me!?”

He was super aggressive

“We were friends...how could I not remember my best friend?”

He stopped

“friend? I had a friend?”

“Well yeah...we were pretty close but then you were gone...”

He saw how upset you were that he left you and he was so confused like

you like and miss him???

“You’re lying”

You pull out your wallet and there’s a photo of you and him hugging

“We took this when I snuck you out of your mom’s house and we spent the whole day together before your mom noticed.”

He actually starts to remember you

He was brainwashed so bad that he forgot you

He still planned on making you his a assistant and you agreed so you could keep an eye on him

You saw how corrupted he became and you wanted to help

Slowly you helped him get better

he was very against you and angry about everything

but he didn’t hate you he actually enjoyed you being there with him

you made this hell hole more bearable

Rika wasn’t very happy about how you were changing Saeran

She wanted to brainwash you too but he didn’t want that for you

He didn’t quite understand these feelings he had for you but he felt them

So when Seven came and got him you were right by his side.

he wouldn’t go anywhere without you

it would take time but you would be the reason Saeran would be happy again

Vanderwood

it was actually him that recognized you through the CCTV

“agent 707...that woman...”

“Oh~ do you like her?”

“I know her”

exe.agent 707 is frozen

“You know MC???”

“personal you don’t need to know”

“Why is she there?”

He explained that you were the newest member of RFA and might or might not be in danger

Vanderwood volunteered to watch you 24/7

Seven tried to dig up anything and found out you were his fiancé

Dramatic god seven gasping

New mission for agent 707 is to be match maker

Seven actually brought you to his home for “safety”

“Seven where’s MC? I don’t see her on the CCTV”

“She’s here”

...

What?

“She’s here I figured it would be easier to watch her this way”

He was so ready to get out of there before you could see him

But alas he was found by you

“Vanderwood? what are you....how?”

“ I should go...”

“Vanderwood sit your ass on that couch so I can think!”

Que obedient Vanderwood

Seven is internally dying of laughter

to tame the Vanderwood you must out rude the Vanderwood

“I don’t know what to think....should I kiss you for seeing you or should i slap you for leaving so suddenly”

“As a hardcore shipper of you two I would prefer kiss first, slap later”

“Agent 707 shut up”

you make him explain what happened

After his long tangent of him trying to justify him leaving you before you two could get married you had your answer

“You know seven I’m thinking Slap first kiss later”

“As long as there’s a kiss between my ship I don’t care”

there was a slap and a kiss

seven took pictures

for both

You forgive him and Vanderwood takes up Seven’s offer of leaving the agency

He had to buy you a new ring to start over with you

Omg it is 5 A.M right now, I have to sleep good night~

Master list of my headcanons

Ray’s headcanon

#my headcanons #headcanon #mystic messenger headcanon

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saeran-choi-is-my-husband · 7 years

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Your child of sin is back again lololol. (GUESS WHOS BACK, WHOS BACK AGAIN!!!!!!- I aint even sorry) I need some cutesy stuff so I would like to request the RFA + V and serean hearing mc laugh for the first time and falling head over heels. omg I love you guys so much lolol I need to stop

Hi! I’m a bit worn out so, for the rest of the asks Im going to answer, I’ll seem to lose enthusiasm. Also, this has no gender because the person who asked for this didn’t specify a gender. I’m also a bit worried that I can get caught up in the Kpop au and wont help this blog so, here I go!

SORRY IF THIS AsK TOOK TOO LONG TO ANSWER [ Admin Jiyeon ]

RFA & V and Saeran to an MC who laughs for the first time

Zen:

MC and him were just sitting down, talking to each other like the couple goals

they are until

Zen said something stupid.

Like, really stupid that even Zen just froze

What he said was ‘you cant imagine what you cant see’

and mc just looked at him like he was crazy

‘..zen what the hell.’

‘I uhm sorry I lost a few neutrons.’

but they laughed

zen’s eyes sparkled and just grinned widely with those bright teeth

“MC.. I.. fell in love with you again. You’re so beautiful. Please smile more.”

CHEESY LINESSS

Yoosung:

Yoosung was playing video games as usual and he was so distracted that he didnt notice MC enter the room with the book ‘The Pianist’ in their hands and their oversized shirts

until, Yoosung removed his headset and heard a wholehearted laugh

and he turned around at MC who was laughing so much from reading something that they had to roll over

he, also froze, eyes so wide

“omg. mc did you just..?”

he tackled them into a hug and they cuddled for the rest of the day

he was so happy that MC had finally laughed. It was, an eye opening for him especially since its been months since everyone had been trying

he felt so l u c k y that he first heard it

Jaehee:

(I got a writer’s block for a moment)

it was Zen’s theatre or something show, MC wasn’t paying attention, they werent so interested but pretended they were so Jaehee could be very happy

wow, same MC, same

but Zen tripped in the middle of his performance

MC couldnt be any happier

They were so happy that even Jaehee felt a little offended

but Jaehee cant help but grin at the happy aura that suddenly surrounded her significant other

it was so adorable that she gave them a peck on the cheek

with that being said, even zen was so surprised to see one of his friends laugh show a smile because he tripped

Jumin:

If Jumin cant get anything, that would be MC’s smile or laugh.

He was so frustrated one time because he couldn’t figure out what can make MC laugh or smile

it was a bit heartbreaking too but he swallowed all his emotions up and understood them like a nice person

but inside, he was d y i ng to know

so they were chilling in the penthouse, with Jumin casually playing with Elizabeth III

here’s the catch, Jumin was baby talking with Elizabeth

and MC then paid attention to Jumin to a point where he gets so silly

it made them laugh and jumin

just

stopped working.exe jk

“MC would you like to laugh everyday because it will be my mission to do so.”

707:

he already gave up a few days ago

he tried so hard to make them laugh or smile that he told a joke almost every hour

this resulted to MC just rolling their eyes

but today, he never told jokes again

when Vanderwood came in and lectured 707

MC found it amusing

“5 minutes, 707 I swear to god I will shove this zapper up so far in your ass that your teeth with be zappers

And there was MC’s beautiful laugh

the two of them just looked at each other and grinned

so, vandy sass is what can make MC laugh, huh?

Jihyun/V:

cant resist this boi?

Jihyun wasn’t the best at making jokes and he just plainly accepted because he’d still love you so much

He was in one of those nights where he was home from work (he had the eye surgery ok let me live) and he was so tired and it was a bad day

he was throwing shade at everyone when he had a bad day + when he was a bit tipsy

“Her makeup looked so ragged that I could use it to wipe dust”

“Jumin was acting Whiny. Is that why he drinks wine?”

“Whine Han. What a perfect name. Oh, Wine Han.”

MC laughed at his sassy remarks as he pouted

it was just so unlike him and the sass was real

Saeran:

another sassy mister

so as usual, he was roasting his brother

‘what is that, Saeyoung? a machine? more like a mafailure.’

‘Oh wow you did something nice for once.’

‘you love me? really? okay, I love me too.’

‘no, i dont hate you… I despise you.’

and MC was laughing when the roasts got even more worse

for saeran, he was a smiling proud mama duck

because he knew that he made MC laugh a couple times in one day

HAH!

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‘Are You The One?’ Recap: Hi My Name Is Tyranny And Im An Alcoholic

Hello everyone. I would like to thank my loyal followers for questioning my whereabouts on Twitter. I was actually on vacation, because Im not poor. Sorry, but watching these morons was just not a fucking option. I was zen AF and I dont need Carolinas crocodile tears ruining it, k thx.

ANYWAYS, so onto the episode. It was kind of eh, Im going to be honest. If youre looking for another reason to be annoyed by Giannas existence though, then it def delivered.

AFTER THE MATCH CEREMONY

They are all pumped about getting four beams. In fact, if you took a shot for every time someone said four fucking beams youd need to get stomach pumped four fucking times.

Tyranny is like Ossssssssssssssssvaldo is my match. Honestly can we just cut the accent though? Hes from Chicago for gods sake, not Italy.

Oswaldo is not so sure. Hes like she could be my match! Or she isnt! Yeah, thats pretty much how life works, actually.

Also, can we acknowledge the giant-ass drink Tee has the whole time? That cup is actually my favorite cast member this season.

Carolina and Hayden start having a pillow fight because FOUR FUCKING BEAMS, AMIRIGHT?

Now Carolina is very suddenly into Hayden. Carolinas emotions give me whiplash. Betsy DeVos nomination was more certain than this bitch.

Gianna is like “OH NO. NOT TODAY. I DID NOT LEAVE THE SOUTHSIDE FOR THIS.” Shes like I’M GOING TO CONTINUE TO PURSUE THIS MAN WHO TREATS ME SO WELL. Even though they are a confirmed no match. Makes total sense.

So you unfriend-zoned him to cock block him? Seems v fair. So when you go to sleep, do you leave Haydens balls under your pillow or on your nightstand? Let me know.

*Starts Twitter Poll* Is Gianna hot? Yes or No?

Tyler apologizes to Taylor and is like “I have no excuse for being the ‘big bad wolf’ in this.” So youre eating peoples grandmas now? Very Hannibal Lecter-chic. Not sure Tyler understands that hes referencing a fairytale, but hes pretty so well overlook it.

Hes like these girls are all over me wah, life is hard.

TAYLOR: Im mad *looks at Tylers beautiful face* but Im not like, thatttt mad

Hes like Im not that guy, you know that! Shes like,

TYLER: I want to dump Shannon and date you

EVERYONE AT HOME:

Gianna goes to have a talk with Hayden, which she announces for everyone to know. Shes from the Midwest, okay? Shes not used to this whole having brains thing, cut her some slack!

GIANNA: HEY CAMERA GUY IM GOING TO HAVE A TALK WITH HAYDEN ALSO GIANNA: were very low-key shhhh

Little Mike is like this is bullshit, they are not a match, they need to stop and its like SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.

GIANNA: I dont want to stop you from doing something but stop fucking doing it. (Im not even making that up, thats an exact quote) HAYDEN: But I need to play the game GIANNA: Did I fucking stutter

So Hayden has relocated from friendzone island to being a little bitch island. Need a house warming gift, Hayden? Ill get you crowbar so you can pull your head out of your ass. Youre welcome.

Gianna and Hayden have sex, giving life to the newest Trump supporter Im sure. Carolina sees all of this and is like wtffffff. Shes like, totally in love with Hayden! Like, they spoke for a whole 10 minutes. Didnt that mean anything to him?

Andre is like “IF THEY FUCK THIS UP IM GOING TO BE PISSED” and Im like do it. Get mad. You wont. No balls.

Honestly, Gianna could probs take Andre in a fight. That girl should be a fuckin prison warden.

THE CHALLENGE

The challenge this week is for the dudes. The guys have to spin themselves and then go through an obstacle course. Then they have to shoot a basketball into the hoop of the girl they want to date. The person who shoots the third basketball in the hoop wins the date.

challenges sound like the hazing the gay frats do. Its all v weak.

The guys start the game and are falling all over the place. *plays Ed Sheeran*

Hayden is like, fuck it. Fuck this game. Idfc anymore, Im here for Gianna.

HAYDEN:I love Gianna

ME:

He decides to help Oswaldo win a date with Tee. See heres the thingI like Hayden, but I also think hes being very dumb. Its a hard spot for me rn. Really struggling.

Tee being proud of Oswaldo for winning is like Trump being proud of winning president. We all know he couldnt have won without Hayden/Russia.

Derrick and Joey are trying to win Rush Boobss date. Derrick wants to win because fuck Joey. Theyre shooting for legit five minutes. Seriously, Ive seen better shots from . When is the last time you played basketball? Third grade? Derricks like I played division I basketball! which sounds like an alternative fact to me.

Joey wins. So its Osvaldo/Tee and Joey/Rush Boobs.

Ryan tells them they are going to trapeze and Tee is like Im black, I shouldnt be in the air. How did you get to the Dominican Republic? Drive? Horseback? I didnt know your skin color made you less aerodynamic. I just saw and honestly, Im a fucking scientist now.

BACK AT THE HOUSE

Lets all agree that Tee is low-key alcoholic. Shes constantly sipping from that big-ass cup and it seems like they have a good connection. Could that be her match?

Eddie is talking to Alicia about how he is poor and shes like “LOL not me, cant relate to you peasant.” Eddie, you need to get your ass over to Kam where you fucking belong. Know your fucking place. Do not fuck this up for me, Eddie.

Tyler is trying to break up with Shannon and it is a train fucking wreck. Hes like I need to do the right thing and leave you. He actually stole the whole speech from Gabriella in .

REAL PICTURE OF TYLER:

Shannon is like “I feel dumb.” And she should, because she just got played. I feel bad for Shannon. Her voice makes me want to take a waltz off a bridge, but I do feel things, kind of.

Tylers like I didnt realize girls have feelings and get mad when you treat them poorly. Thats like saying I didnt know when you light shit on fire, it gets hot.

Meanwhile, Tee is very much trying to date rape Osvaldo. Its creepy tbh. If a guy was doing that to a girl on this show I would be dialing 911 by now. Tee, knock it off, it’s super gross.

They go to the boom boom room and literally boom boom because they break something. Oswaldo, way to not hold your ground.

Kam is oiling Eddie up and being goofy. I needed this.

Shes like I know Alicia and Eddy have a good friendship, Im not getting territorial, because this is a game show. I LOVE YOU KAM, I AM STARTING YOUR FAN CLUB. Shes so rational. Everyone be like her please.

THE DATE

Oswaldo is like this date will take our relationship to the next level, even though it already has gone to the next level. *wink, wink* I remember when I lost my virginity. We get it, you had sex.

They go to the trapeze place and Oswaldo is like Hopefully I dont break my neck. Thats a pretty reasonable goal.

They all are like surprisingly good at this. Even Tee, whose blackness surprisingly does not hinder her capabilities. Its a miracle.

Oswaldo and Tee are like being lovey-dovey because they fucked that one time. Hes like shes not trying to rape me and I like this side of her. I too am a big fan of the people who dont try and sexually assault me. Weird.

THE TRUTH BOOTH

Ryan comes in hot and asks about the no matches, aka Gianna and Hayden, still hooking up.

Giannas like HOW IS THIS OUR FAULT??? Uh, youre a confirmed no match and youre hooking up. I feel like Im taking crazy pills. Leave the dumb shit to Rush Boobs, please god.

The house is like, “ugh we hate you, lets just get this shit over with.” Thats how I felt with pledges in my sorority.

Tyranny and Oswaldo go to the truth booth because duh.

OSWALDO: Im excited to learn if were a match and really connect on a deeper level. TEE: Im tryna fuck.

Im stressed because Tee will def die of alcohol poisoning tonight if this doesnt work out. And what do you know, NO MATCH.

Tee was like I was falling in love with him. Shes crying. Hes crying. This is depressing. Did I accidentally sit on the remote and turn on ?

Oswaldo starts boxing while Andre is talking him down and all the guys hug him. Wow, I love the bromance. What I love more is that eventually one of them will try and fight another. #Drama

After everything, Tyler and Shannon are still hanging out. Whats Tylers favorite thing about Shannon? She isnt Taylor. Hes got high standards, ya know? #FourFuckingBeams

Taylor is like youre fucked up. And hes like why, because Im having a conversation?

Ugh Taylor, this paaaaains me to say, because I usually automatically side with the hot girl, but hes low-key right. You need to chill out and move on. Hes not worth it, dude. Hes just not.

Andre asks Taylor wtf shes doing with Tyler and Im like YAS KEEP THIS UP.

Andre is like actually, we like each other, Taylor. And shes like wait, yeah we do. WTF is this Jedi mind control shit Andre has.

ANDRE: *swinging coin back and forth* you are getting very sleepy.. and youre going to fuck me TAYLOR: *eyes glazed* yes, master

He says that she should be a Victorias Secret Model and honestly she should marry him just for that. Like thats compliment of the goddam century.

THE MATCHUP CEREMONY

Its the boys pick tonight. Please note that last time they blacked out harder than Tee does on any given weeknight.

Little Mike gets the ball rollin the wrong way and picks Kam.

Mikes like following our heart doesnt work. Hes like we should venture off, and though thats noble, maaaaaaybe not at the match ceremony. Thats like Michael Phelps being like LOOK FREESTYLE JUST DOESNT WORK right before the 4×100 relay.

Ozzy picks Hannah.

Oswaldo is up next and hes like “I GOTTA DO ME.” He picks Taylor.

Ryan asks Taylor how she feels about Tyler and shes like whos Tyler? Andre and her give each other looks and Im like OKAY YES IM HERE FOR THIS SHIT.

Ryans like Andre, do you wish you were with her and hes like Im practicing my patience. Whatever the fuck that means.

Oswaldo is like standing next to her like, lol just fuck me, right?

Andre picks Casandra.

Eddy picks Alicia and is like this is my homie.

KAM: I AM NOT WORRIED. ARE YOU WORRIED, BECAUSE I AM NOT WORRIED!!! *twitches*

Joey picks Rush boobs.

Derrick picks Gianna. Weird.

Tylers up and fucking moseys up to the front. Goddam hes like a walking Shakespeare playtragically beautiful.

Hes like Ryan, let me speak and Ryans like I didnt even say anything, but ok.

Tyler goes off about how he was painted as the villain and how he is innocent and how all this Taylor shit is fake news and the failing lamestream media is spreading false rumors!!! Sad!

Ryan asks Tyler who he likes more, Shannon or Taylor and Tyler picks Shannon.

RYAN: Do you think Tyler is your match? SHANNON: IDK RYAN: Is Taylor his match? SHANNON: IDK RYAN: Is the world round? SHANNON: IDK

Tylers talking about his breakup with Taylor and is like it sucks because you cant delete people in the real world. This is the first thing that I agree with him on. Dont worry Tyler, Ive watched . Well get to that point someday.

Michael picks KARI. Is it Carrie or KAAAAAARI? I have been saying KAAAAARI. Please DM some confirmation.

Hayden is next. Hayden tells the group that him and Gianna are affecting the game and they are going to stop screwing everyone over.

Gianna is like “WTF. WHO TOLD HIM HE COULD SPEAK? WHO LET HIM OUT OF HIS CAGE?” He picks Carolina. Hehe.

Jaylen and Tee are last. Tee is really bummed about Oswaldo and Ryan is like, “bitch its week four.”

These couples are random AF but idk Im drunk and just here to shit talk. Dont give that much of a fuck.

No blackout, so thats good. They get four beams again. Cant wait to hear them talk about it incessantly.