if dndads existed and was like super popular ten years ago on this website, the amount of scam likely and well actually selfcest would be INSANE

two glorious anniversaries in a month. you go king.

Yall see the results of that Twitter poll 🥰🥰🥰?????

#CECILSWEEP

This specific sequence of Lucifer expressions will never NOT be funny to me.

I stg it gets me every time. Especially that second set? Like, my man goes from mildly shocked to fucking terrified

welp... long live the king i guess 

bonus sans below. lord help him

in light of the coming sans vs cecil finale, i have to say that there is no bad outcome to this now. you did it. you mad sons of bitches, you did it. we could vote this like a true sexyman showdown or we could vote this for a gag, it doesn't matter anymore. but most importantly, the question that this poll raises is...

WHERE is the undertale/wtnv crossover episode where cecil announces monsterkind's return to the surface right outside of town. because "thousands of weird creatures came out of the nearby people-eating mountain after millennia of imprisonment and are currently settling into town via wacky hijinks" is a VERY night vale thing to happen

(UPDATE: you should check the full post cause i swear to god if y'all mention the goddamn mountains again)

WHAT TIMELINE AM I ON

i just know he’d be insufferable

obsessed w Simon’s 2 moods in the trailer being Trauma and Serving Cunt

he’s traumatized. he’s an Aquarius. he’s got more love in his heart than he knows what to do with. he’s battling Lyme disease. he takes his coffee black. he named his dog aubergine. he named his cat khoshekh, like darkness. he’s Jewish. he’s weird about mirrors. he has a complicated relationship with his mother. he has a complicated relationship with reality. he can’t pronounce Michigan to save his life. he writes fanfiction. he’s petty. he squeals over baby animals. he thinks spiders are cute. he finds beauty in all things. he’s a bright shining light in a weird, dark little town. he’s a gay character with a gay actor established in a time where it was dangerous to be any flavor of queer. he’s love poured into the shape of a radio host. he’s a tax evader. he’s not very good with social cues. he’s everything and nothing all at once.

RETURN OF THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN KING

Friendly reminder that Tumblr’s 2023 #1 sexyman™️, Cecil Gershwin Palmer, is a flat earther

Not in the sense that he believes the planet is a flat plane, but rather that mountains don’t exist

the tumblr sexyman has been chosen!! SANS SWEEP BABY WE WIN THESE

So about Sans narrating Night Vale,,, I'd listen to that 

 (VOTE FOR SANS if u want him to dudududu in your ears)