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Y'all are underestimatating the inherent comedic value of someone who has no canonical physical appearance winning the Tumblr sexy man poll. That's like the most Tumblr thing to ever Tumblr.
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guys WE CAN DO THIS
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he’s traumatized. he’s an Aquarius. he’s got more love in his heart than he knows what to do with. he’s battling Lyme disease. he takes his coffee black. he named his dog aubergine. he named his cat khoshekh, like darkness. he’s Jewish. he’s weird about mirrors. he has a complicated relationship with his mother. he has a complicated relationship with reality. he can’t pronounce Michigan to save his life. he writes fanfiction. he’s petty. he squeals over baby animals. he thinks spiders are cute. he finds beauty in all things. he’s a bright shining light in a weird, dark little town. he’s a gay character with a gay actor established in a time where it was dangerous to be any flavor of queer. he’s love poured into the shape of a radio host. he’s a tax evader. he’s not very good with social cues. he’s everything and nothing all at once.
#Cecil fucking Palmer#wtnv#welcome to night vale#cecil palmer#cecil gershwin palmer#text#txt#tumblr sexyrematch#sexyman contest#sexyman poll#have I mentioned I love this guy? he means so much to me
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"YOU LOSE THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN POLL TWO TIMES IN A ROW!!!!" (happy anniversary legends arceus! 🎉🎊)
#pokemon#pokemon legends arceus#pokemon legends ingo#subway boss ingo#subway master ingo#submas#tumblr sexyman#sexyman contest#pokemon black and white#pokemon fanart#art
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in all honesty i had a great time with the reigensweep on twitter back in the day, hes my babygirl, of course i voted for him. BUT. there is no goddamn way on gods green earth im going to let that millenial twink win over my og 2010s canonically gay eye man. cecil has always walked along the beach with me and when ive looked down and only seen one set of footprints in the roughest parts of my life its because he has carried me through. i will not abandon him now, in his most dire need
#CECILSWEEP FOR THE WIN BABEY#look reigen i love you but you do Not need the ego boost#this website was built on the backs of characters like cecil baldwin#i will not let us get sidetracked by the first blond bitch that saunters down the sidewalk#we have to stay loyal man#thats what sexymen are all about !#(no theyre not)#cecil baldwin#tumblr sexyman#sexyman contest#sexyman poll#reigen arataka#mob psycho 100#mp100#welcome to nightvale#wtnv#cecilsweep
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it's so funny to me that after the twitter poll people expected tumblrs sexyman poll to go the same but tumblr is like "we've got sexymen you haven't even heard of bbg"
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Sans and Cecil would have mad respect for each other, honestly. They'd fight each other as equals and shake hands beforehand. Oh, and no doubt Sans would use the whoopee cushion and Cecil would have a good natured laugh.
#wtnv#welcome to night vale#cecil palmer#cecil gershwin palmer#sans undertale#undertale sans#sans the skeleton#undertale#sexyman contest#sexyman poll#tumblr sexyman#sexyman rematch
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Cecil's victory over multiple anime characters including the runner up from the last sexyman contest better be mentioned in an episode Jesus christ I'm having fun.
#cecil baldwin#cecil gershwin palmer#vote cecil#cecilsweep#welcome to night vale#wtnv#wtnv podcast#welcome to night vale revival#cecil tumblr sexyman#who is cecil#how the hell is cecil winning#next tumblr sexyman#sexyman contest#tumblr polls
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Results of Smash Bros Sexyman Tournament: Round 1!
Mario v. DK: Mario victory! (vanilla iss a great flavor too!)
Link v. Samus: Samus victory! (don't worry, they're still in love and still smooch.)
Dark Samus v. Yoshi: Dark Samus victory! (what did you expect on the gay and want to be stepped on be evil women site?)
Fox McCloud v. Luigi: Luigi Victory! (pathetic men enjoyerss defeat furries, more at eleven)
Captain Falcon v. Princess Peach: Princess Peach victory! (Yeah, Falcon was too conventionally attractive to win.)
Princess Daisy v. Bowser: Princess Daisy victory! (I'm kinda disappointed in the monster fuckers)
Sheik v. Princess Zelda: Sheik victory! (never trust anyone, not even yourself)
Dr. Mario v. Falco Lombardi: Falco victory! (and the furries finally pull through!)
Marth v. Lucina: Lucina victory! (And Girl Marth wins!)
Ganondorf v. Mewtwo: Ganondorf victory! (you're falling behind furries)
Roy v. Chrom: Chrom victory! (Melee fans, I am so disappointed in you girlies.)
Mr. Game and Watch v. Meta Knight: Meta Knight victory! (coughing baby v. nuclear bomb)
Zero Suit Samus v. Wario: Zero Suit Samus victory! (It occurs to me that maybe my roster building skills are imbalanced....)
Solid Snake v. Ike: Snake victory! (Well I suppose Snake is more pathetic than Ike...)
Sonic v. King Dedede: King Dedede victory! (Dededivorce here we come!)
Olimar v. Lucario: Lucario victory! (Theeeeerrrrre the furries are.)
R.O.B. v. Wolf O'Donnell: Wolf victory! (Poor robo-fuckers.)
Wii Fit Trainer v. Princess Rosalina: Rosalina victory! (I don't have a joke for this one)
Little Mac v. Greninja: Little Mac victory! (Mac-Mains are here to win, baby!)
Robin v. Robyn: Robyn victory! (Big fan of women)
Palutena v. Pac-Man: Palutena victory! (Another nuclear bomb v. coughing baby.)
Shulk v. Ryu: Shulk victory! (Shulk nation rise up!)
Ken v. Cloud: Cloud victory! (sad trauma boi beats sad rich boi)
Corrin v. Corrine: Corrine victory! (Big fan of women 2)
Bayonetta v. Terry Bogard: Bayonetta victory! (Yeah... this one wasn't remotely fair.)
Ridley v. Simon: Ridley victory! (Thhhheeeerrrreeee the Monster Fuckers are)
Richter v. King K Rool: Richter victory! (Aaaannnnd there they go.)
Isabelle v. Incineroar: Isabelle Victory! (Devour him alive Izzy.)
Piranha Plant v. Joker: Joker victory! (I'm kinda mad the plant lost, woulda been funnier if he'd won.)
Hero v. Banjo: Banjo victory! (Can't tell if this is the meme lords or furries)
Byleth v. Bealyn: Bealyn victory! (big fan of women 3)
Sephiroth v. Kazuya: Sephiroth victory! ("I will never be a memory.")
And that's Round One! Round Two coming soon!
#incorrect super smash bros#super smash bros#incorrect quotes#smash bros#poll#polls#contest#tumblr sexyman#sexyman contest#round one#results#furries#monster fuckers#the war continues
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They are friends your honor
#welcome to night vale#welcome to nightvale#sans vs cecil#cecil sweep#cecil palmer#cecil gershwin palmer#sans undertale#sans#undertale#tumblr sexyman rematch#tumblr sexyman poll#tumblr sexyrematch#sexyman poll#sexyman contest#wtnv fanart#undertale fanart#cecilsweep
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#star wars#polls#sexyman contest#galactic empire#darth vader#wilhuff tarkin#orson krennic#thrawn#firmus piett#maximilian veers#wulff yularen#admiral motti#general tagge#moff jerjerrod
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#jsmc2023#joker sexyman competition#Joker Sexyman Competition 2023#joker sexyman tournament#tumblr sexyman#tumblr sexymen poll#sexyman contest#joker#the joker#batman#batman comics#dc#DC comics#Detective Comics Comics#round four
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#CECILSWEEP
#wtnv#welcome to nightvale#sexyman#cecilsweep#cecil palmer#sexyman rematch#sexyman contest#sexymanotd
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#cecilsweep
#wtnv#welcome to night vale#cecil palmer#cecil gershwin palmer#sans#sans undertale#my art#tumblr sexyman#sexyman poll#sexyman contest
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CONGRATULATIONS ON CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER WINING TUMBLR’S TUMBLR SEXYMAN POLL, WE KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!!
#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#illistration#my art#described in alt text#fanart#wtnv cecil#cecil gershwin palmer#cecilsweep#wtnv#tumblr sexyrematch#tumblr sexymen poll#tumblr sexyman#sexyman contest#sexyman poll#ultimate sexyman#sexyman rematch#sexyman competition#welcome to night vale#all caps
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beat him up cecil
#cecilsweep#tumblr sexyman#round two#sexyman contest#sexymanotd#reigensweep#wtnv#cecil gershwin palmer#my art
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