sup do ya have a ranking for your husbands and wives
the exact rankings are prone to change but you get the broad strokes. also separate lists bc the guys would get absolutely decimated if they were lumped together and i don't think my awful husbands deserve that kind of negativity.
wives:
5) grell sutcliff of black butler fame. i think about her at least once a day. particularly her monologue from the atlantic arc. it did things to me.
4) childe
3) mrs. yor forger my beloved,, i know i don't talk about her a lot but i am constant kicking my feet and giggling whenever she's on screen,,, if loid was not also a yor stan i would hate him with an unspeakable passion
2) ganyu <3 <3 <3 i'm so sorry to have betrayed her this way but she is still very dear to me T-T
1) FURINA FURINA FURINA FURINA F̵̛̘̔̀̽̌̒̔͐͗̈́̏̈͠Ȕ̶̡̧̡̦͎̖̬͇̜̠̹̼̂̃͗͛̎̉̈̐͒̏̔̉͊̏R̶͍̥̱̂͑̒Į̸̧̢̢̨͔͕̝̖̺̱̼͓̅͌N̷̥͇̹̺̟̮̠̩̹̮̊͒͂̊̃̒͛͊̋̈́̈͆͝A̵̻̹͍̪͍̺͍̩̮̤̩̗̿̀͐̈̾͜
husbands:
5) gojo (*a crowd boos somewhere in the distance*). this wasn't supposed to happen but he's just SO annoying and SO pretty and i want to put him in a blender. sigh.
4) that one medicine vendor from mononoke. our time together was brief but he truly has such a stranglehold on my daily life it's actually sickening.
3) baizhubaizhubaizhubaizhu <3 <3 <3 <3 i honestly didn't like him that much when he first game out, but his story quest and his crop top won me over. medical malpractice once again reigns supreme.
2) illumi my beloved <3 <3 he gets points for having the sluttiest waist i've ever seen but loses them bc i think he'd kill me without hesitation but gains them back bc he seems especially breedable.
1) MR. BABYGIRL SUPREME GETO SUGURU HIMSELF!!! what can i say. he fathered so hard he mothered and i love a man with a creative outlet (or a cult, whatever). sorry about all the murders ig. god forbid a woman do anything in this world.
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after the initial anxiety, maybe they’ll get more into her element.
Here’s more propaganda for the @ultimatebabygirlsupremebattle ! Yes, I know I already posted some today, but I finished that last week, and I drew this followup today.
(generally I put the image ID in the alt, but I’m putting it here because i’m on the computer and i can’t figure out how to do it properly on here)
[Image ID: Three comic pages, depicting feather!leo’s arrival to the transfemme leo competition, read from right to left.
Page 1:
Panel 1: Mikey, with xer arm swung around Leo’s shoulders, making them stoop. He has one arm splayed out, indicating a banner above them that says ‘ULTIMATE BABYGIRL SUPREME’ in capslock.
Leo is squinting and looks annoyed. Mikey is grinning, with his eyes closed.
Mikey has a speech bubble that reads: “It’s the TRANSFEMME LEO COMPETITION, of course!”
Panel 2: Mikey spinning a startled Leo in a chair, with an amused expression. Xe has two dialogue bubbles. The first one reads: ‘Now!’ and the second one reads: ‘We’re gonna get you dolled up!’
Panel 3: A close up of Leo’s eye, Mikey’s hand holding her in in place. Mikey’s other hand is applying pink eyeshadow to Leo’s stripe.
Leo has a speech bubble, which reads: ‘I don’t know about this Mikey-’
Page 2:
Panel 1: Mikey is clasping a cape of the trans flag around Leo’s shoulders. He’s leaning down and grinning at an annoyed and frustrated Leo.
Mikey has three dialogue bubbles. The first reads: ‘Relax!’, the second reads: ‘You’re gonna do great,’ and the third reads ‘just remember to smile, and absolutely do NOT be yourself!’
Panel 2: Leo is now standing. He’s lifting up her cape with one arm like a cartoon vampire, and peering down at it. They have two speech bubbles.
The first speech bubble reads: ‘I don’t know, Mikey.’ and the second reads: ‘This feels weird’
Panel 3: Mikey pushing a reluctant Leo forward, smiling. Mikey has three speech bubbles, and Leo has one.
The dialogue goes as such:
Mikey: ‘You’ll be wondtiforous!’
Mikey: ‘Just drop this whole emo she-bang,’
Mikey: ‘and do what you do best!’
Leo: What I do best-?’
Panel 4: Mikey kicking Leo in the shell, sending her flying.
Mikey has one speech bubble that reads: ‘Mask insecurity with overconfidence!’
And Leo has a jagged edged responding speech bubble that reads: ‘WHAT’
Page 3:
Panel 1: Leo sitting on his hands and knees, panting. The word ‘huff’ is written around her a couple of times, and there are short lines around her to indicate shaking.
Panel 2: A giant banner that reads ‘Ultimate Babygirl Showdown’ over a crowd of nine visible participants.
On the left, newtmntfan’s Leah is talking to teenagemutanttransgenderturtles’ Aoi. Behind them, bugbrainboy’s Leo is talking to chaoswithcausation’s Leo.
On the right, dykeraphael’s Leona is talking to graphitehybrid’s Leo. Behind them, boy-icky’s Leo is talking to yumeyumeappleo’s Leo.
In the very back, less-depresso-more-espresso’s egg is screaming ‘WTF’
Closest to the camera, we can see a sweatdrop forming on the back of feather!leo’s head. There’s dialogue beside her, reading: ‘I’m going to kill Mikey.’
The word kill is underlined twice.
End Image ID]
Direct followup to this: https://www.tumblr.com/writing-biting/719815731338936320/mikey-put-her-in-the-competition-without-telling?source=share
And, a taglist for all the turtles that appear here!
@newtmntfan
@teenagemutanttransgenderturtles
@dykeraphael
@graphitehybrid
@chaoswithcausation
@bugbrainboy
@boy-icky
@yumeyumeappleo
@less-depresso-more-espresso
feather!leo is from the @feathers-and-petals separated AU
Leo’s pronouns: she/they/he
Mikey’s pronouns: he/him/xe/xer/xem
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