He's alive and well ya'll
Had Harry read Hogwarts: A History, he'd know that snakes aren't allowed to attack the head of Slytherin. Or any Slytherins for that matter. So, Severus Snape isn't dead. He actually has his own shop where he sells potions by owl post. No more social interaction for this guy.
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When one cursed immortal summons another cursed immortal to play bingo and drink warm tea afterwards
Jack from ‘He Never Died’ (by j.Krawczyk ) teaching Hugo Blackwood from ‘The Hollow Ones (by Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan) how to play bingo for the first time
Hugo won 10$ that day
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never a dull moment in ‘He Never Died’. 10/10
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Neil Perry’s favourite Heathers character would be Heather McNamara because they both tried to commit suicide.
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I had never heard of He Never Died and so expected it to be a terrible B-movie, but it’s remarkably good! Smart and funny with surprisingly subtle performances from Rollins and Todosey. Even the outrageous violence manages to toe the line of gratuity.
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yall be making up fake movies when a perfectly good, underrated movie already exists in "he never died" (2015). its a comedy without being comedic, its about a cannibal immortal, it got biblical themes and an autistic-coded main character. it got the vibes, it got the aesthetic, it got the humour, and it's on netflix. don't sleep on this gem!!! (also written & directed by a queer man and starring henry rollins who is famous for his music, being partnerless since he was twenty, keeping a jar filled with dirt soaking in his best friends blood for at least 10 years, and being an avid lgbtq activist!!)
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I think it was a missed opportunity for Cain not to speak of Abel with scorn every time he came up in conversation. It should never have been "my brother", always "my stupid brother" or "my brother the idiot", or "that buttmunch Abel".
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"I like reliable people": 44-year-old Ahn Hye-kyung, Marriage...double slope, Sept.
Source: k-star-holic.blogspot.com
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