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jeena-says-hi · 2 years
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When Will asked Alana if she was still with Margot, this was all I could think:
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brotherconstant · 1 year
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HANNIBAL ♦ Yakimono (2.07) || Aperitivo (3.04)
Makeover + Flirting
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kafkaesqueer · 3 months
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I'll forever be obsessed with Alana's glow up in s3
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This is what good pussy does to a mf
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house-of-slayterr · 1 year
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Hannibal Crack-Cannons: aka Incorrect Quotes:
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@myers-meadow-selfship @iloveslasher @the-limp-linguine
Hannibal:
Despite what you think, Hannibal IS a himbo…
Now hear me out. He’s obviously very educated, but when it comes to being a person he is CLUELESS.
Like Hannibal never expects someone to actually get close to him, and when they do, he panics. And he makes a bunch of clumsy little social mistakes, that frankly, are adorable.
He’s a friendship himbo and I stand by that!
S/O: *touches Hannibal’s hand in public, unprovoked*
Hannibal who is not used to genuine affection: *staring at them* why?
S/O: *facepalming*
William:
But if we wanna talk real Himbos….
Cause bro! Wtf are you doing? Homeboy is a MESS.
The only thought in Will’s head is that tik tok audio that’s like “I don’t know what’s going on, and frankly, I don’t wanna know” and he likes it like that.
Will on his 4th cup of coffee of the day: *pushes a door that CLEARLY says pull*
S/O: For your sake, I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that *holds open door for him, smiling at how adorable he is when he gets flustered*
Jack:
This man is a FREAK!
Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t think he’s into a lot of kinky shit in the bedroom. Man is a respectful switch!
Will: *seeing his boss by rope and duct tape at the corner store*
Jack: it’s not what it looks like-
Alana:
BI WIFE ENERGY, SHE HAS BI WIFE ENERGY!
I think Alana is also a switch, don’t know when this became a NSFW post but we’re rolling with it 🤪
But I totally see her letting men be dominate cause she doesn’t want to hurt their fragile little egos. But with a woman, oh boy! Alana cannot keep her hands to herself, and she doesn’t pretend to want to.
This woman is a flirt by nature. She will Gaslight, Gatekeeper and Girlboss her way into your heart. She’s a smooth motherfucker and you’ll never see her coming… I mean… unless you want to 👀 then by all means 😉
She totally humble brags about you latter.
Beverly:
A Roxy kinnie, prove me wrong!
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That’s it, that’s the whole headcannon. If you know, you know!
Abigail:
Abigail is just Violet Harmon in a different universe, and thank god she never met her Tate. Oh dear god, what a night mare that would be!
Abigail with S/O:
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Frederick:
There’s not even a headcannon here, just like, imagine if Fred was played by this motherfucker…
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Instead of this motherfucker…
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Also have this video of Fred’s actor being iconic, this is just Frederick when he’s alone 😂.
So I guess the headcannon is that Frederick is a musical theatre kid confirmed!
Belinda:
Wine Mom confirmed!
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Freddie:
As we fucking should!
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Mason:
This is just a shameless way for me to promote one of my old videos. I was proud of this meme and more people should see it!
Brian:
Drinks respect boyfriend juice!
But I also hope you like being a third wheel on dates, cause where Brian goes, Jimmy will be there. Good thing they’re both cute 😉
Jimmy:
Jimbo texting his S/O:
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And anyone who gets a glimpse at these text is instantly terrified and convinced you’re both doing some sort of seance through the phone. But it’s just you’re average Tuesday.
Margo Verger as a lesbian icon:
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stromuprisahat · 11 months
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Damaged?
I call it ~custom-made~.
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kaleirots · 8 months
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WAIT IF JACK VIEWED WILL AS SOME KIND OF SON THEN THAT MEANS HE LOST BOTH HIS WIFE AND HIS SON IN SEASON THREE
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mrparable · 10 months
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ALANA AND MARGO KISSING (among other things)????????????????? WHO WHAT WHEN
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adamsdice · 2 years
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This is Alana Bloom, and this is Alana's girlfriend Margo, and this is Margo's boyfriend Will ( who wanted to fuck Alana ), and this is Will's Boyfriend Hannibal (who was also Alana's boyfriend). We have come full circle.
Oh, what's that? The guy in the corner of the room, mumbling fuck you guys over and over again? Oh don't worry about it that's just a Jack Crawford in his unnatural habitat.
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theres so many people in this move
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Truly the reason I’ve never technically finished Hannibal is that I can only go so long without a female main character who doesn’t just exist for the advancement of an emotional arc for the male protagonists
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4neversanemoments · 1 year
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THE LESBIANS ARE HEREEE
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OK, I'm sure I'm far from being the first person to think about this/it's obvious to most people, but I'm on another Hannibal rewatch and was thinking about Hannibal as the devil. They make that imagery pretty obvious, but this time around, I noticed how he actually offers favors in exchange for souls.
Like Paradise Lost Satan, he is unimpressed with humans and does not know why God thinks they're so special. He sees them as animals to be humiliated. He devours their souls by eating them. He sees them as weak. He finds it easy to set them up in a tight situation and offer them the darker path. He sets Abigail up to kill in what would have been self-defense and offers his help to hide the body. She agrees, her soul belongs to him. The same happened with Bedelia. He helps Margo and Alana and makes it clear he will be coming for Alana's soul. Bedelia cuts him to the chase to have a sense of control and keep her own soul.
I can't decide if Jack Crawford is another victim, or maybe he is God? He's kind of a shitty father figure to Will and essentially offers up Will's soul to the darkness as a test.
But of course Will is special. He is even emphasized as a Jesus figure (they literally put a halo over him in the angels episode). Hannibal thinks he understands all humans and he is bored with them, but Will actually sees him without even meaning to (who's whose therapist amiright?) Hannibal plays his little games on Will to see what he will do, to see if he can get his soul. However, Will doesn't react the way others do. He is set up to kill Abigail's father, and it destroys him. He wants to make ammends and raise Abigail. Hannibal uses this to his advantage to essentially trap Will in a relationship with him. He sets Will up, but even when all the evidence is against Will and he is in prison, he does not offer up his soul in exchange for Hannibal's "help." Hannibal realizes he doesn't want to be rid of Will. He doesn't want to just consume him anymore. He wants an equal who understands him, a companion. By the 3rd season, Hannibal realizes that if he wants Will's soul, he'll have to give his own back in return.
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house-of-slayterr · 1 year
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Hannibal House:
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Hannibal:
Slytherin 100%
Will:
Surprise, surprise, he too is a Slytherin.
Beverly:
Ravenclaw, and she won’t let anyone forget it!
Abigail:
She’s on the fence, but I’m thinking Ravenpuff.
Mason:
Gryffindor through and through, and we hate him for it!
Margo:
She is a Slytherin and would have been head girl!
Alana:
It pains me to say, but my wife is a Gryffindor. But like the Hermione Granger kind, not the Harry Potter kind.
Belinda:
Another proud Ravenclaw girl! But she totally breaks into the Slytherin house all the time, just to prove to them that their password isn’t as secure as they think it is .
Jack:
Head Gryffindor… tis why we do not get along 😭
Jimmy:
My sweet baby boy is a Hufflepuff, no doubt about it!
Brain:
He too belongs to Hufflepuff and he bunks with his boyfriend 🥺
Freddie:
Oh look, another Gryffindor 💀 but she totally gaslight the staff into thinking she was a Slytherin for a whole month so she could get closer to Hannibal for ✨surveillance✨
Frederick:
Got kicked out of school before he even placed…
He’s a Horned Serpent.
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I think as a retrospective for myself that there are complications on “this show handled queerness as well as it could” vs “this show pretended to have any idea how to handle queerness and used the fantasy of queer romances to bait in audiences then shame them.”
Let us start with Hannibal which falls into the category of handling it as well as it could with the era and the network tv factor. We got to see a lesbian romance between Alana and Margo which is already a plus above some other shows. The relationship between Will and Hannibal is deep and complex and coded with the word friend as we see in shows like Our Flag Means Death, Good Omens, and Righteous Gemstones. The word “friend” does not ever deny or negate the intimacy or queerness between two men, because with Hannibal we constantly get blatantly romantic dialogue between the two men, their final moments are spent in a romantic embrace with Will’s head resting against Hannibal’s chest. They constantly refer to loving each other and outside characters state that they are in love with each other.
The show did not have a faux promise of a gay romance. The romance was there.
Gotham is a cluster fuck. Gotham on the other hand was the network show where two women are making out and having sex and you assume they are a couple, but the show itself and most promotion for it claims they have an almost sibling bond. They are just friends waiting for men they love. Then the other “queer” rep of the show comes primarily in the form of Oswald, a heavily gay coded male character with no romantic interest, until falling openly and loudly in love with his male friend, Ed. Of course this doesn’t play out but the interviews and social media team fucking went into over kill cramming the idea of these two men becoming a couple down your throat….until they stopped. Suddenly the actors back pedal claiming Oswald isn’t even gay, he’s a virgin so he doesn’t know what he is. Both men are given female interests who act like them and its awkward and forced and dies fast. The show’s final season introduces a bizarre homoerotic relationship between Oswald and an older man…. The showrunners proclaim that Oswald and Mr.Penn have a father/son bond, that Penn is like a father to him…..despite the fact Oswald literally has this man on leash and collar and yknow already has a dad.
The show returns to teasing an idea of Ed and Oswald and a romance only to find them awkwardly embracing and claiming a sibling bond instead as if two seasons ago Oswald didn’t want to fuck his brains out. Allegedly the network is the cause of all this, but I don’t accept that. You would learn quickly if the network would not allow gay romances and work accordingly with that instead of pushing some of the worst handled non romances I have seen in modern TV.
What We Do in the Shadows I still clump with Gotham because I see and have seen the exact same tactics with both shows. The poor handling of queer love is at this point the least of my issues with What We Do in the Shadows, at this point finding out the chairman of FX wanted the sixth season to be the end because Paul Simms fucked himself by turning Guillermo into a vampire for one second then undoing it because Simms wanted to just “get it over with” is hilarious to me at this point. waikiki was open about Guillermo’s final choice as either slayer or vampire would be the story’s end and Simms somehow translated it to mean “get this shit out of the way so we can write jokes about ball hair”. The show had potential overall and was heading in a good direction. Season four was so fucking beautiful I can write a ton of pieces on the beauty and tragedy of it and I despise Simms with an intense passion for spitting on that.
In terms of queerness and romance….Guillermo and Nandor as friends or platonic or family or lovers all work fine narratively. I just despise how the show always promoted the idea and tease of romantic love, only to eventually get to the point of Simms joking or not to ask “who wants to see that?” In response to the idea of two men kissing, treating a kiss or exchange of love confessions as if it is obscene and repulsive.
I think the wildest thing for me is when shows are more and more current and still fall into this pattern of promoting a gay romance that was never truly intended in the first place. Mostly I despise this because shows end up wasting a lot of fucking time they could spend on actual plot and character development instead of polls on twitter about if in this new episode a kiss may happen when they know it never will.
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chikencoop · 3 months
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The most fucked up part of Hannibal is the part where Will got Margo pregnant only because now I can’t talk about his pussy
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DUDE I DIDNT RELIZE THAT IN NAKA-CHOKO MASON LITTERALLY COMPARES "PROTECTING" MARGO (WHO MASON EXUALLY ASSULTS) TO MISHA (HANNIBALS DEAD SISTER) WHAT
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