Things that would kill Hannibal.
Half foot of fruit by the foot
Seeing a monster truck
The smell outside of a Burger King™️
Starbucks unicorn frappuccino
flaming hot Cheeto
Kpop
Tiktok NPC lives
Hearing a skippity toilet video from blown out iPad speakers in the hands of a toddler in the middle of whole foods.
Parking at Walmart the day before Thanksgiving
A Walmart
2000s Black Friday
Seeing a 1994 Toyota Camry
Watching a middle school choir concert
Hospital food
Fish sticks
Being in 12 mile range of a Sonic restaurant
Candy corn
Rave girl outfits
Trap remixes
Being inside of a Ford F150
Adobe Premiere Pro
Applebee's dollarita
Chris Chan lore
Mac and cheese
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this is how gay characters should be written bc its the only way that accureately describes how having a gay crush feels
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When Will asked Alana if she was still with Margot, this was all I could think:
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