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mioified · 2 years

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🛁 After Shower Activities!

Kalim Al-Asim & Jamil Viper x Reader

Headcanons of them taking care(?) of you after your shower!

a/n: Need someone to blowdry my hair and care for me after i shower So bad RAHH😓 this is not proof read btw..

ಣ KALIM A.

★ Once you step out of the shower the first thing you'll see is.. Kalim! who was waiting very patiently for you to finish showering.. Not to be creepy or anything! He just really wants to be with you at every second!!

★ Once your out though he'd immediately ask for cuddles! And, you'd love to, really, But cuddling someone with wet hair wouldn't be the most comfortable thing now, would it? plus you'd get the bed all wet!

"Kalim.. I'd love to, but I'll need to dry my hair first."

":("

★ He pouts a little after you decline his offer, He just wants to spend time with you!!.. And then his head comes up with a brilliant idea!

★ Why doesn't he dry your hair for you?! It's a win-win for you both! He gets to finally gets to spend his long awaited time with you and you get your hair dried!

★ of course, you accept his offer, He gets out your blow-dryer and gets to work! d(^_^o)

★ Kalim isn't too experienced with a blowdryer.. He'd always leave it to air-dry or just have Jamil do it, But he's willing to do anything just for you!

★ He'll leave the blow-dryer on some parts of your scalp for too long, causing you to yelp out a little because of the uncomfortable heat, And he'd immediately panic while profusely apologizing,

★ He's probably rushing this whole process just so he can get his cuddling time with you... So you'll have to point out some of the wet places on your hair to him, If you don't you'll just be going into the bed with a head full of half wet hair, Which isn't any better than going into bed with a head full of wet hair..

★ He's trying, really! After a couple of minutes he sort of gets the hang of it. If you look at him you can see his cute focused face, doing his best to not burn you or do anything stupid

★ asks you about your day and other little things while drying your hair! He's mostly just listening though, If he let's himself get distracted you're bound to get another small burn from the dryer...

★ After he's finished and you're confident theres no wet places on your head, He'll want a reward for his efforts!! Be sure to give him a little kiss! ٩(^‿^)۶

"Okay.. Now we can cuddle!"

"YAYY!"

ಣ JAMIL V.

☆ would be the opposite of Kalim and would wait for you to invite him in after your shower, Unless you specifically told him to stay.

☆ would immediately ask if you want him to dry your hair or anything similar, He's already used to dealing with Kalim after his showers, so he really doesn't mind if he has to care for you.

"are you sure? you really don't have to-"

"I'm sure. Now, take a seat."

☆ Would give your head a sweet and short massage before pulling out your blowdryer,

☆ 10/10 experience! Jamil is very skilled at things like this after having to take care of Kalim so often, At least now his post-shower skills can now also serve helpful to another person!

☆ His hands work fast on you. Effortlessly making your hair dry in a matter of seconds, Without any burns too!

☆ He's pretty quiet throughout this whole process but if you did try to start a conversation with him he wouldn't mind! He loves talking to you! He's just a little unsure on how start a conversation with you ..

☆ he takes out a hairbrush and starts to gently brush out your hair, getting rid of any tangles and knots.

☆ Superrrr gentleeee with you! If you let out a little whimper out of pain or anything similar, He'll stop mid-brush and ask you if your okay! He'll only start brushing again after you give him the okay sign!

☆ If you have some kind of skincare routine you do after the shower Jamil would be willing to do it for you! The days he spent caring for his face to prepare for the SDC was no joke, So you can definitely rely on him!

☆ When you guys are finished he doesn't really expect anything in return. He's been doing similar things for Kalim with nothing in return for years anyway. Although, Jamil would appreciate a little thank you or a kiss..!

"Thank youuu Jamillll!! you're the best!!"

"....Mhmm.."

He's so whipped for you

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selsprompts · 4 years

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Who’s the best boyfie?

Insight; This is literally a shit post idk what this is okay- I basically wanted to do some boyfriend headcanons with my best boys Kuroo and Bokuto because why not??

This is literally all over the place pls don’t come for me.

Characters; Tetsurō Kuroo & Kōtarō Bokuto

Warnings; cursing & erm there’s implied smut so read at your own risk mkay ghouls and gals tyty

Kuroo<3

oh gosh my favourite boy!!

Lots of hugs and kisses regardless of where you are this mf does not CARE.

but will be respectful infront of elders (ofc)

Loves to mark you up (hickeys ect)

He is definitely a physical boyfriend in every sense of the word

He comes off as the blunt type, definitely won’t beat around the bush when he wants something from you but will tease.

“Kitten, stop doing your work and come cuddle with me”

“Not right now Tetsurou”

“You’ve been studying for 3 hours just take a break”

“Oh yeah and do what?”

“I mean that chair looks a little uncomfortable, I have a better one right here”

Cocky bitch 101

You’ll be like ???

And he’ll be smirking licking his lips and then you catch his drift because he meant his face.

Soz back to cute stuff I’m—

He likes to buy you over the top things for special occasions.

this doesn’t mean he doesnt buy you things for non-special occasions.

it means that he puts more effort into Christmas, birthday and anniversary gifts.

Like this guy is ALWAYS doing the most just to show you how special you are no matter how much you think you aren’t.

He loves you to death and loves to show you off.

Shows you off infront of his friends especially so they can get jealous.

“Oya Oya that’s my baby, you look so good today”

“Yeah, yeah I know”

“Oh you know?”

“Yes?”

“You hear that Kenma? Y/n ALREADY knows!!”

Kenma is like 0_0 but he will compliment you saying you look nice

Kuroo likes to spend lunch with you, basically any of his spare time outside of vollyball and studying, that time is reserved for you.

It doesn’t bother him much because he sees his friends during classes and majority of them are in vollyball anyways.

WILL. FLIRT. WITH. YOU. IN. CLASS.

He will send you notes and purposely tease you (maybe try to get you in trouble)

“Hey y/n take the note”

“nO Kuroo I’m going to get in trouble”

“Come I’m just this one time-”

“KUroo no-”

“Excuse me, Mr/Ms Y/n, am I interrupting your conversation?”

“No Miss”

“Mmm”

“I’m gonna kill you Kuroo”

“ehehe”

Now he can tell you about how you need to be punished later for making such a big mistake.

Kuroo is top. He will switch if that’s what you really want but majority of the time he’s top.

Kuroos way or the fucking highway 8)

Type of bf to text you at 2am asking to FaceTime till he falls asleep and you comply

Sends you memes that you two can laugh about next time you see eachother.

Sends futuristic memes (as in things that would happen in the future between you to)

*Marriage memes*

Loves to help you do whatever you need.

He hates seeing you struggle when it’s not underneath him

Makes fun of your height if you’re shorter than him CONSTANTLY

“Hey short stuff, how’s the grass?”

if you’re taller he will be lowkey jealous that he has to look up to you.

“Hey, if it isn’t my long legged kitty, come down from up there”

Loves you regardless of what you look like honestly.

Loves you for the mindset you have and the person YOU ARE.

Kuroo is the type to fall INLOVE with someone’s way of life and how they choose to live it.

King shit all the time pls you are his King/Queen.

You ARE royalty in his eyes and deserve nothing but the best, no more no less.

Will reassure his love when need be. It’s cute because he doesn’t do it often.

10/10 boyfriend will definitely share the bed.

You’re usually little spoon but when he’s cranky and loses a match, he won’t say it but you’ll just know that he wants to be held so you be the big spoon:’)

Bokuto<3

okay off the bat this MF IS SO HYPER MY GOD-

will want your attention 24/7.

always has to make sure you’re safe.

he’s so cute when you ignore him purposely especially over text,

“Hey baby”

*read*

“Helloooo y/n”

*read*

“noe what did I do pls tell me🥺”

babie hotline 101.

wbk he super emo so when you do stuff like that he’s in babie mode.

will always answer your texts ASAP.

V supportive of anything you do 100%.

He is the physical boyfriend but is a tiny bit more modest in public and likes to keep it respectful infront of elders/superiors.

Loves to hug you from behind so he can pop his head on your shoulder and look at you from the side like ;).

he will say he loves you all the time just cause he wants you to know.

this goes for in person and over text,

“Hey y/n”

“Yeah Bokuto?”

“I love you”

“That was random”

“I know but I just want you to know how I feel right now”

“I love you too goofball”

“Hehe”

WILL HEHE WHEN YOU COMPLIMENT HIM PLS HE SNICKERS ALL THE TIME AND BLUSHES.

Loves to give affection however he can.

This means he’ll bring flowers during lunch or whatever just to surprise you to see the look on your face.

Loves sharing food with you because he gets to feed you.

Same when you’re sick he will be babying you.

Bokuto is a switch so he’s moody no doubt about it for when he wants you on top.

He can be v dominant when you see him after a match he lost or if he’s very hype.

Will go into “whos the best fucking player mm?” mode in the bedroom 0_0.

Loves when you pull his hair WHEHE.

Loves to do matching outfits sometimes lowkey.

Also LOVES LOVES LOVES to show you off infront of literally everyone???

Akaashi is like ok chile.

He thinks your relationship is good for bokuto because he’s not up his ass all the time and he doesn’t have to deal with the emo king.

Loves to kiss you on the forehead during romantic moments.

He feels that it symbolizes more affection then a kiss on the lips sometimes.

He also kisses you by grabbing you with both hands by the face.

Super passionate kisser literally out of a movie scene.

Likes sending memes of like everything dedass, especially shows you watch together which is ALSO a lot.

Will name a star after himself and tell you that ‘whenever you look up at the sky you can find me’

Super cute gifts.

Bokuto has a type.

It’s the incredibly cute kind.

He needs someone to match his uwu energy.

He loves you for your ambition and strive.

This is because he feels the same way about vollyball so when he sees you being so driven with something it reminds him of himself.

Loves your personality more than anything.

You’re probably always big spoon because babie hello unless he’s like ok protective owl time.

If you’re short he loves to throw you over his shoulder and run around with you.

“Babe not again”

“But WHYYYYY it was so fun last time”

“FOR YOU! I was being carried around like a dead CHICKEN”

“A CUTE DEAD CHICKEN!”

“I- bokuto”

If you’re tall he will dedass ask you to do blocks for him even if you don’t play vollyball... there is no choice.

Tall jokes 24/7.

“How’s the weather up there mm?”

“Shut up bokuto”

“Mhm just don’t get hit by any birds”

“-_-”

Boyfriend status again 10/10 but will pull the wholeass sheet off of you and when you yell at him he will tell you to ‘get closer then’.

It’s really a preference at this point.

Hey guys, I apologize for this long awaited post. I’ve had this in my drafts for forever and I haven’t been feeling in the mood to write lately but I hope this is good!

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riskeith · 3 years

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i couldn’t stop smiling reading your last message i’m literally so happy atm. you’re so cute and i’m SO happy. i reread it three times and giggled so loud my brother asked why i was laughing... 🥺 he’s in the next freaking room 🥺

sappiness aside: YES!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE? i wish i could give my luck to you as you deserve it much more ): it’s true but it’s still important if you wanna do well in combat sadly haha dhdydbjdnd like you said it’s very inconvenient to have a unbalanced team but i decided that i’m just gonna switch around with the characters i have when it’s needed yk? they’re all mostly around the same levels so it works fine rn.. or it will until i have to focus on who i want to focus on ascending when i get to higher levels bc payments and materials and all.. sigh there’s so much to think about with too many cute characters... anyway how many rolls have you done since you started playing? do you remember?

OH???? is it easier on pc? i’ve always enjoyed smaller consoles tbh (like switch or even phone) bc it’s easier to focus so it wasn’t that difficult for me. but like you said it might just be a ‘getting used to it’ thing. also now that you’ve seen both; which differences are there in the game? are you gonna have two different accs?

i did restart it from the first ep!!! i figured i might as well get the ~full~ experience. it’s been a while too so it’s like a new experience but not rly? it’s like traveling back to your home country and you’re like wow... i belong here even if i’m not here all the time dhsjsjdhfh bad example but you know what i mean?i’ll keep you updated! rn i’m at training camp part of s1 and it’s great!!! just having a blast tbh. needed this especially now that school is back... :(

i guess we are talking about voltron in 20fucking21. i don’t know if i love that for us or not.... (our honeymoon can be whenever you want babe pick a date and i’m There 😏)

pls unrequited love is soo good. it hurts but it’s good too? haha, maybe if one has experiences with it it just hits different yk? but i’m with you—watching voltron i always always had the headcanon that keith first started to feel smth for lance in the ‘we did it’ scene and actually thought ‘i’m in love’ during the black lion scene. like the proof is all there... s8 and the sunset scene just proves his longlasting feelings nobody can tell me otherwise. keith is the type to cherish the people he loves a lot because he barely has anyone and that means putting their happiness above anything else and lance’s happiness was allura for a while and he just... accepted that despite yearning . god . i always think about is bittersweet smile while having his speech. it’s like; i know that you’re great and you should know that you’re great too and if she can’t see it she doesn’t deserve you.

you freaking out over the leave the math to pidge scene... losing my fucking mind. girl they’re literally in love fuckinf crying 😭😭😭😭😭 they depend on each other SO much like the show runners always push the ‘hunk and lance bffs’ agenda ok sure but in the show hunk was never there for lance the same way keith was. they just eased each other’s anxieties without having any expectations on each other at all? yet they surpassed all of them. the other was just.. there. always. remember the ‘we all miss shiro’ scene too???? the entire team looked at lance and wanted him to step up!!!!!! like HELLO??????? and the second lance spoke keith just calmed down... kill me now. if that doesn’t show much trust and appriciation and respect there was between them idk what does. and the fact that the others know that despite their differences they still need each other just..... yeah. *cries*

YOU SHOULD YOU SHOULD YOU SHOULD YOU SHOULD. i get you tho klance is just... comfort ship but the ship that leaves you depressed too. i’m sure you could still write them perfectly but i’m absolutely in no way pressuring you at all you truly don’t have to if you can’t. i know how hard it can be to write when the motivation is just not there... :/ anyway idk what i’d prompt i just love your fics babe hsjdhdjdjdk. that’s so boring of me to say help but everything you write i love so.. surprise me? i can’t believe you have a final klance fic tho that sounds so sad.... ): i’m curious what it’s about but maybe it’s better to keep it hush hush.. hm?

i hope you’ve slept well!! you make me so happy!! kisses! xxxxxx

FHSJFKDS that makes /me/ so happy to hear!!! i was sitting on my bed smiling like a FOOL reading this ahahahaha. and soz to your brother but what can i say 🤪🤪

nooooo im so glad you got a 5 star already pls it’s fine im just gonna use all my primogems on xiao banner and it’ll end up okay fhskjdfds. yeah just switching charas in when needed totally works too! it’s just annoying when you accidentally get caught up in combat and it’s just ‘oop im level 1 against level 50′ AHAH. (tho i guess you won’t run into that issue yet?) honestly yeah there’s so much to do with the characters like ascending, constellations, talents, weapons, it’s just like.. what do i do first.... and who..... afhdskjfhsjf sometimes i just want to use character bc pretty and that should be enough 😔

hmmmm for the character event banner I believe i’m at 60 or 70 rn? so i’m reaaaally close to pity which is why when xiao comes 🙏🙏🙏 and for the standard banner i have no idea, maybe 40? so yeahhhh LOL... i keep saying this (and i better not be jinxing it BUT) im hoping it’ll all pay off...... i hope it’s all been building up for xiao... c6 xiao.. come home FHDKSJHDS

i definitely prefer it on PC! controls aside i just like the bigger screen tbh (my laptop is 15″). mostly the differences are the controls/buttons! since you can’t hold down multiple buttons at once on mobile, they’ve got more to cover all the functions (pc doesn’t have an extra dash button, we just right click or press shift; if we’re in the air i think one of the buttons turns into the drop down/plunge, rather than showing like 3 on mobile? i can’t remember precisely but yeahhh; there’s also the joystick on the left side of the screen on mobile that obviously isn’t there on pc bc we have the keyboard. it’s also harder to move the camera around whilst doing things on mobile i feel?)

and nah i don’t think i’ll make another acc, esp since i’ve gotten so far into game already but i did definitely think about it as a possibility ahahah (bc of my bad luck... i was wondering if i did a reroll (second) acc i might be able to get diluc FJKHSKDFS)

omg it feels like coming home what a good description 😩😩 haikyuu is just such a fun warm experience! legit so comforting and light-hearted but also get deep when it needs to be. oh yes training camp <33 gosh they were so young then :’) HAHAAH. and noooooo school has started up for you again? rip i wish you the best of luck 😔💪

maybe 2k21 is the year of revisiting old things...... god voltron ended in 2018 can you BELIEVE that (😏😏😏 i was gonna mention playing genshin co-op together (even back when you first started) HAAHAH but i assume you play in europe server? im asia rip 😥)

WE DID IT WE ARE A GOOD TEAM!! THE FUCKING PURPLE AROUND THEM!!!! THE SMILEEEE OH MY GOD THE BONDING MOMENT THE. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk every time you mentioned a single line or scene im just. all the memories come flooding back fhdsfkhsdjf. hang on a second.. they are red and blue.... the scene was purple... surely i knew this back then but im thinking about it now and?????/ oh my god

the sunset scene!!!!!!!!!! that is Peak pining keith unrequited love and pain scene... my goodness. “that means putting their happiness above anything else” NOOOOOOOOOOO you are so right tho 😭😭😭😭😭 please keith deserves the univerise <333 :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( the fact that lance seeked him out for that too.. just like old times.. “you can sure be a hard guy to find when you wanna be huh” the way i still remember that ugh they really were my everything 😔

YES!! like they pushed the whole lance+hunk+pidge thing but then in the actual show had hunk+pidge treat lance like shit and belittle him so often?? like ?????????? (once again where fanon saves us 😩) and oh my god yeah.. when everyone turned to him and lance like walked up to keith and then said all that.. we actually had so many moments?? god. *cries with you*

speaking of shiro.. s06e05 the black paladins!!! “shiro.. please.. you’re my brother.. i love you..” “just let go, keith” 😭😭 keith suffered so much AND FOR WHAT my god i miss him so much oh no

FSHFKJDS “surprise me” the only reason im asking is bc i have no ideas!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 but i shall think.. (and if you want to think and help me out too.. 👐) & i’ve actually posted about that final fic a lot! LMAO that’s how you know i know i’m never gonna finish fdskhfksjd but in case you do wanna see, here are some links: one, two, three

thank you!! i stayed up to 4am like an idiot LOL but i swear today.... and same 😭 im so so happy to have met you 🥰❣ muah! xoxoxox

#we're really taking a trip down memory lane damn #marriage anon #wowclunaanswers #long post

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bbreaddog · 7 years

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Hello i hope your day is A++, so what are your otp head cannons and which ones you hate?? (also i love your blog a lot your url makes me so happy every time i see it like bread and dogs, whats better??)

AAAAAAA thank you i also love bread and dogs

i’ve listed my ships here but i’m just gonna talk about coliver today tbh

so LISTEN i have had some time to think and i actually have…a lot??? of headcanons and idk which you wanna hear so you might wanna be more specific about it but?? i can do a basic rundown on character traits and maybe future au stuff under the break.

i’m fuckening hate flaurel and waurel they’re just so?????? laurel can do better than that guys soz. also i don’t hate this ship BUT i don’t really like it either and HONESTLY, ,,idk why i don’t like it it’s just a gut feeling?? wolfgang x kala I’M SORRY i know so many people love them but i just??? don’t but i wish i did bc they seem popular?? i FUCKETINING HATE QUINCEST y’all are so disgusting incest has RUINED LIVES guys pls it’s not cute or hot it’s just nasty go to hell. coliver is one of my ships bc UHH they used to be good in season 1 but honestly,, they’ve gotten so unhealthy and toxic over time that i don’t wanna ship them anymore and i’m waiting for the day i stop shipping them but today, it seems, is not the day. i can’t help it (help me) watch me write coliver headcanons as if they’re not incredibly unhealthy together bye

when connor starts growing his hair out it’s not bc he really wanted to it’s just that he got couldn’t be bothered keeping up his style

he’s too focused on the stress and the anxiety he’s had to carry on his shoulders since the murders to care about how he looks

so he lets his hair grow into whatever matted mess it is now

oliver tells him that he should cut his hair

you know

just to keep up appearances and seem more professional

he won’t admit it but he secretly hopes connor never cuts it

he likes playing with connor’s hair

he likes to run his fingers through connor’s soft hair while his head is on oliver’s lap

and he likes to have something to hold onto when they’re in bed together 👀 (or on the couch. or the floor. well. anywhere and everywhere)

oliver hates his glasses

he’s had the same style frame since highschool bc he’s not really the most adventurous person when it comes to fashion

somehow the thought of changing the frame for his glasses never crossed his mind

he got bullied a lot for his glasses in highschool. kids would steal the glasses off his face and smear their greasy fingers across the lenses and scrape shards of rocks from the carpark across the glass

eventually one of the kids (usually the pack leader) would hand his greased up and scratched glasses back to him and say “here. because i’m a nice person”

fast forward to 10 years later he meets connor and feels like his glasses make him look so fucking stereotypical. ching chong who works in IT and wears glasses and has a small dick

he hates it

he thinks it makes him look undesireable

so one day he puts his glasses down and never picks them up again

the first time he goes a full day wearing contacts instead of his glasses connor looks at him funny

“where did your glasses go?”

oliver tenses up a little and just mumbles a weak excuse

“just wanted to try something new”

connor just shrugs and lets it slide

in the beginning oliver complains a lot about not really being used to contacts and how he hates touching his eyes

throughout the day he keeps forgetting he doesn’t have his glasses on and ends up pushing his middle finger into the bridge of his nose and looking like a fool

connor suggests wearing his glasses again

oliver FLIPS

“are you CRAZY? no. i’m not doing that”

“well…why not?”

oliver just stares and sputters but doesn’t really answer

“i liked your glasses ollie”

“well i don’t”

“why not?”

“i just don’t”

oliver’s super stubborn and doesn’t tell connor anything about why he hates his glasses

but eventually connor manages to get him to open up about it

and he hears everything about kids destroying his glasses in school and people around work making fun of him

afterwards connor just leans his head against oliver’s shoulder and just tells him everything he loves about oliver and that he looks hot glasses or no glasses

#b0ypuke #ask #I'M SORRY IF YOU DON'T SHIP THEM #i know it's incredibly boring reading headcanons of ships you don't ship #bye that was a terrible ending #anyway i hope any coliver shippers like this bc.....i put a lot of effort into that #whoops #q&a with ya boi kt #coliver

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