Lawrusso/Hanleia + Parallels

disco elysium au where everything is the same except harry is austin powers.

cw: talks of having kids

Bakugou lays sprawled out on your bed as you flitter around the room, moving from your closet to your dresser and back in a hurry of movements. You’re doing a bit of spring cleaning (yes, even in the winter), and Bakugou decided to come over and help, even though he’s just been laying around the whole time.

He had a rough patrol yesterday, even sports a few bruises on his ribs, so you let him take it easy, throwing him one of your old pink scarf hat combos with the little bunny ears on top. You don’t expect him to wear it, but the image of him laying against your bed with the floppy ears on top of his head makes you smile anyway.

You go back to your drawer, pulling everything out in order to throw some stuff away and reorganize the remaining things. At the bottom of the drawer though, do you find some old clothes when you were a baby. It’s been here for years now, after your parents gifted them to you, just in case you’d wanna use them for your future kids. It’s just collecting dust in the bottom of your drawer though, honestly, and you pull the tiny little purple and white checkered onesie out, examining it and the little bonnet underneath with a small frown.

“Who the hell is that for? ‘Cause it sure as hell ain’t fitting your big ass head.” You hear Bakugou call from your bed, your head whipping around to face him and his cheesy little grin. You narrow your eyes and poke your tongue out at him, throwing him the little combo as you turn to get the rest of the baby clothes out.

“Says the one whose head almost tore his mothers cooter in half during birth.” Thank you Mistuki for the information, you think to yourself, smiling an evil little smile that Bakugou frowns softly at.

“And it’s my old baby clothes. My folks gave it to me when I moved out, said I could use it for my own future gremlins.” You smile when you pick up the little yellow booties in your dresser, another little bonnet with a tie underneath the chin, and a pair of shorts that were entirely too cute and tiny. “Think I’m gonna throw it out, though.”

“Why would you do that?” Bakugou asks quietly, suddenly behind you, his chest against your back as he gently plucks the shorts from your hands to examine them closer. You look at him from over your shoulder, at the soft look that falls on his face, how his rough thumb rubs over the still soft material in his hands, how his eyebrows lose their crease and his mouth tilts up just so in the corners.

“We’re not having kids any time soon,” you say, your voice tacking on a silent ‘right?’ at the end of it. Bakugou doesn’t say anything for a long while, but he blinks down at you, looking so ridiculously cute in your pink hat, holding your baby clothes. You hand him the booties in his other hand and he takes them, so gentle, with such care, it makes your stomach do somersaults.

“Maybe we should talk more about that.” He whispers softly, looking at you from under his lashes, his garnet eyes searching your own. You nod though, stroking gently at the shorts he still holds with tender care, a smile tugging at your lips.

“Yeah,” you mutter, leaning up to press your mouth against his own. “Maybe we should.”

Okay I’m rewatching jatp (as you do) and it just stumps me every time how Julie can just sight read AT TEMPO without making a single mistake after almost an entire YEAR of not playing??????? OR SINGING? Did she even warm up?? There is seemingly NO SIGN of muscle regression, or loss of technique, LIKE. I don’t think anyone could get their vocal folds to thin out into THAT clean of a chest mix after not singing for a year.

JULIE?????????????

I really should start putting some of the umas I haven't found dragons for up for sale and yet my hoarder grindset prevents me

Obsessed with that person who reblogged my post saying i don't need to explain how Jason Todd is just Percy Jackson in a different font unless you think og Rhato is a good book with a rant in the tags that was spreading the J*yfire agenda.Like i know they can't read but WOAH i didn't know it was THAT bad

can customers stop talking to the drive thru speaker like it's a fucking ouija board, im losing my mind

Okay I really want to play that fic title game going around. But. 💀💀💀

I….. omg someone send help 🫠🫠

Howdy! My Dollfie Dream 9S video is up 😄

It covers my experience with the series, the character & why I like him, the doll, an unboxing, customizing, & styling.

Video is below ⬇️

Your mltfp ideas has me like 😍😍😍. Perfection.

I could see Megatron also being a draft horse base, which brings me to the subject of flowy manes. The Unicronian corruption should make it purple, and because he was a draft horse, purple feathering. While still flowy. Dramatic AF.

Would kinda look like each step he took corrupts the ground beneath him.

... buff alicorn

Ohhhh that's so cool as hell, like. Yes. He deserves to lookm cool, and it does make sense.

Also on the buff alicorn thing that's secretly amazing because i don't think we ever see that, or any alicorns with a thicker build. Celestia looks like an elongated horse rather than a pony, I'm sorry but I'm right, and Cadence is like a mix between that and your typical pony build. It's been a while so I can't really describe her build well but it's like Celestia but shorter and almost rounder? Twilight basically stays the same until the finale where she's a lot like Celestia. Flurryheart is baby so we gotta exclude her. But we don't see any alicorns different than the princesses in the show (well we don't see any alicorns who aren't princesses in the show.) So it'd be a delightful idea to have an alicorn with a stronger build. Idk if describing ponysona megs here as a "part time alicorn" is correct here or not but it'd totally mean he's got a cool and undoubtedly unique design. so fucking cool. The feathering would be so cool as well, we only see that a few times in the show with the ponies: clydesdale addition and the hippogryphs (look it's spelled somehow in the show you get the vibe) who iicr one of these has more feathering than the other. Rightfully dramatic, perfect for a villain such as Megatron.

honestly i think i’m in the mood where if you asked me to make an au or oc for something specific, i would

I just read the most mind breaking 58 chapters fic of Alpha JK ever and this MF shows up with his tits out like that? When I can't lay on them for comfort? Wtf???😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

well, don't be stingy 👀👀👀 why don't you share with the class 👀👀👀

Why be shackled to base 10? Base 12 is neat. Base 6 is also neat, and uses fewer digits. There's an obvious winner here given that the syllabary is going to have, like, uhhhhhhhhh fiftyish

mayhaps ! i have some questions ! (for any &/or all of your f/os)

O_o - What kind of virtual pet would your f/o be? A Neopet? A Webkinz? Maybe even a puffle? Which one in particular? What about you?

o.e - What would your f/o's fursona be? If they're already an anthro character, what would they look like as a human?

:o) - What or who do you think your f/o would kin?

<3 - What's the sappiest pet name you've thought of/have used for your f/o?

;^) - What does your f/o do that makes you melt? What about vice versa?

waaah hiii e :]] gonna answer 4 strong sad cuz shes been on the brain lately

O_o - see i wanna say wed be flight rising dragons just because but i was a big webkinz kid.... maybe i can assign both whos gonna stop me

ok i know were talking about strong sad here but. vampire kitten webkinz violet.

ok for strong sad im thinking one of the original grey cats, with the weird string texture and the chub <33

o.e - oooh... i assigned all the hsr characters fursonas like a month ago and i wanna say strong sad was a possum!! she might canonically have a fursona idk she feels like the kinda character to have one but. shes possum-coded 2 me (ignoring the obvious elephant joke u could make here)

heres a drawing i did on a whiteboard of her ft my fursona and cat marzi :3c

:o) - ok listen. on strong sads lament her icon would change now and then from different people/characters and id like to think thats her kinlist dfhgkjdfg the only one i remember rn is lydia deetz from the beetlejuice cartoon

<3 - im not rlly one for pet names i usually just call my fos blorbo scrungus type shit fdgjkg but uh. id prolly call strong sad like love and darling and itd make her explode (in a good way i promise)

;^) - not to be gay but... holding me so nicely :'] i like 2 think that strong sad gives rlly good hugs so shed just grab me and id go a heem heem whimper !!!! meow

cringe is dead ask game

Things are constantly happening Like WOAHH Can we slow down please?

When will you post more pics of your wonderful thighs and tits? I need to cum so bad puppy

when im not like this^