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Friendly reminder and warning it is April 3rd tomorrow aka the Anniversary (20th!) of Danny Phantom's airing. We the Phandom have a unique little tradition of fun and goodwill we like to do on this day. If you would like to opt out of these festivities, please unfollow me or block the dannypocalypse tag.
Don't let the Danno bite
#hi :)#I'm going to be an absolute manic bastard of a human person on this hellsite tomorrow#follow at your own peril#i specifically took off of work to binge memes#until then prepare yourself
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Event?????
1 or 7, domestic style fluff with my favorite eel?? ♡♡ (it's Floyd of course)
I leave romance vs platonic up to you, gn reader so everyone can enjoy as well :)
Can't wait to see what younc9me up with!!! If you need any help or ideas come bug me, floyd sits in my head constantly like a very annoying song
Warm Mornings; Floyd Leech
Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, romance
Content Warning; Some swearing
Word Count; 700+
Author's Note; Who needs a weighted blanket when you have a Floyd? I am here to deliver soft Floyd(TM) hours! (he also sits in my head constantly; the song is the low-quality Funky Town)
Even when Floyd was dead asleep, he squeezed you, and that was your situation now. You were lying on top of him, and he had you in a comfortable yet strong bear hug. Just tight enough that you couldn’t wiggle free from him. And it was normally fine, but last night someone had left the window open and now it was warm and humid in the room, making you feel sticky.
“Floyd,” you whispered, trying to wake him up gently.
A gentle snore was your answer. You should have expected that though, he sleeps like a damn log.
You tried wiggling around a bit, but Floyd just hugged you tighter on unconscious instinct and rolled over, trapping you under him. Yeah, you were officially stuck. “Floydddd,” you groaned, poking him right above his hips. “You’re crushing me.”
Usually he would wake up by you repeatedly poking him, but he was out cold, he only just shifted, trapping your face where one cheek was pressing against the mattress, and the other was smushed up against his chest. Normally, you wouldn’t complain about this situation, but it was grossly warm. You were also too far away from your usual ‘escape the crushing weight of my dearly beloved eel route’, which was just tickling his legs and feet. Too bad your arms were pretty much pinned against the bed.
“Floyd, get off me,” you grumbled, squirming around like a worm on a hook.
Still nothing.
Sighing, you accept your fate. Besides the humidity, it was rather nice. Sure, you couldn’t make out the crashing of the waves on the beach, the steady beat of Floyd’s heart was right up against your ear, and it was slow and steady.
Slow and steady, not two words many people would associate with Floyd. It was a calmer side that only you got to see; when you were overwhelmed, or when he was feeling soft. Yes, he was usually a bundle of energy, but even he had his quiet moments. Within the hurricane, there was always the eye, where things remained still, despite the wild winds outside.
“Mmm,” Floyd groaned, the first sign of life you’ve seen since you’d been sandwiched.
He slowly blinked his eyes, working out the sleep from them, and tilted his head down so he could actually see you, since you were still stuck between his chest and the mattress. “Heh heh, I caught a Shrimpy in my sleep!~” He drawled, voice chipper but still heavy from sleep.
“Yes, yes you did. Can you please get off though, it’s gross out,” you groaned. At least he was cute, which the wild bed head only played in his favour. How can he look so good in the morning? Maybe it’s a mer thing… “Floyd?”
He hadn’t moved, and was instead giving you a wide grin. “Hmm, maybe I should’ve called you Crabby instead of Shrimpy, Shrimpy,” he pinched your cheeks teasingly, “since you look pretty crabby right now.”
You rolled your eyes, “And maybe I should use that mushroom risotto recipe that Jade gave me for our dinner tonight. But that’s only if you don’t get off.”
Floyd narrowed his eyes at you, trying to make out if you were bluffing or not, since last time you were dead serious and did exactly that. But he rolled off of you, grumbling a bit. “Meanie,” he muttered.
You shuffled over to where he was dramatically splayed out, his head slightly turned to you, and giving you puppy dog eyes. Chuckling, you kissed him on the lips, as that is what he was being dramatic about.
Giggling, he captured you in his arms yet again, and trapped you against the mattress for a second time this morning. He was giving you a shit eating smile. You weren’t leaving this bed until he had his share of kisses.
“Floydddd,” you groaned, but you weren’t annoyed with him, if anything, you were amused. There was never a dull moment with him around.
“Shrimpyyyyyy,” he mimicked your voice with a more prominent whine. “You know the drill!~”
Sighing, you ran your hands up through his messy hair, and brought your lips together, deeper this time. You knew the drill; neither of you were getting up until both of your lips were tired, sore, and most likely bitten… which may not be for a while.
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Tags: @azulashengrottospiano, @eynnwwyjth, @hydra-sea, @krenenbaker, @officialdaydreamer00, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii
#dove does events#follower event#twst#twst x reader#twst x gn reader#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland x gn reader#floyd leech#floyd leech x reader#floyd leech x gn reader#sha la la la my oh my! go on and ~kiss da eel~#identity!#identity. floyd lives rent-free in my mind and he really should start paying me rent it's damn expensive#free weighted blanket that kisses you; aka I'm cranky because my weighted blanket is being washed and pressure stim is AMAZING#a mattress reader eel sandwich; nice and toasty for ya#you're going to need a shit tonne of chap stick for your poor lips; damn bastard bites and KNOWS his teeth leave a mark#he does it on purpose; but whines if you do the same to him#floyd; shrimpyyyyy why did you bite my lipppppp?#reader; *lips with visible and nearly bleeding marks in their lips cuz of him* you know why#fish bastards my dearly detested#<- for people wondering; i love them but at the same time i hate them#doing a lot of domestic fluff but that makes sense with this event; plus it's good practice; and GYIFYDTSTRSRTHJ BRAIN ROT
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the latest in a long line of D&D characters ! ! ! please meet outis, my archaic warforged paladin ! ! ! they were originally built to find patterns in chaos and help guide travelers through hazardous places where rules are few and far between, though a recent expedition gone awry seems to have put an end to its career
even still, they're still on a journey to some place far, far away, though no one seems to know where—least of all outis w
doodle of how we usually end up drawing them in the ms paint session notes below the cut w
#miodoodledavinci#the unending agony i went through when i realized i was going to have to learn how to draw a horse for this build KJLSFHKHSLFK#listen i've wanted to play a centaur since forever and i just figured a big metal centaur would be easier to draw#(i was wrong)#anyway i'd post more about them but my partner follows me on here and i can't spoil things for him ksjdfhgklhd#all you need to know is it has a -2 dex mod and is apparently snarky as hell JSHLKHSFJK#sassy vaguely posh british bastard (affectionate)#oh also i had fun rendering the copper on this one w#oxidized copper my beloved <3#the coolest emerald division
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Vengeance of the Moon Knight theory
#following the theories about moon knight gaining godhood in a way similar to stained glass scarlet#moon knight#moon knight comics#vengeance of the moon knight#anyway#GET HIM!!! GET HIM!!! DO NOT LET THAT BASTARD GET AWAY!!#i love the new moon knight he seems like such an asshole and if he truly believes he is marc spector (and the theory is true)#then it is only going to be funnier and more tragic to see him hit an inevitable identity crisis when he realizes what he is.#i want to see the midnight mission chase him down and make him realize he is a shallow image of the man they knew.#and also for them to get him to stop being such a dick.#no idea if marc is somewhere in there#or if its just that marc's public persona has come to life and is literally just tearing up the place now.#either way it'd be a really fun way for the plot to go.
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peeks out cause it's safe now you guys were really weird about Depp v Heard
#so the last i followed this was when a uk court declared that johnny was a wife beater#and then. that fucking trial. good lord was it bad#i dont know where to start except for wtf is wrong with yall#i didnt follow the trial at all but the reactions werw honest to god so bad it turned me off#along with some of the discussions just being. too much.#truth be told i did not know what to believe cause of what people around me said and it felt conflicting at the time?? if it makes sense??#and i always found the reaction to amber so overblown and misogynistic (especially mocking her sa testimony wtf)#i tuned it all out until this year i got reminded of this#and now my stance could not be more clear#if you're still reading this#i stand with amber heard#if you support johnny depp go ahead and unfollow i will not miss you#you cannot in good faith support this man after knowing what actually happened. basic fact checking#he is such a bastard i tell you#institutions will always protect men in power#anti johnny depp
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While I was reading Blue Exorcist I didn't fully register just how dark the Illuminati arc was, but watching it animated... holy shit.
I could not imagine going through what Izumo has and is going through. And being in the place of any of the other students? Dealing with unkillable regenerating zombies speaking to me in broken up bits saying they want to go home? Having so much pressure to do things most adults wouldn't be able to do? AT 15 YEARS OLD??
I feel like this is the turning point for the series bc it goes from "heehoo funny with epic fights and some character bonding" to "everyone you love is going to die if you don't fight right now. This world is bleak and horrifying under the thin veil we have created and the fate of it rests on your shoulders, all of you."
#pspspsps tokyo ghoul mutuals if ya like half human protags dealing with the horrors of what it means to be their other half#and deep philosophical thoughts and violence and the eternal struggle of good vs evil where there is so much grey#then blue exorcist is for you#10/10 highly recommend#anime or manga they're both really good tbh#though the anime is non canon after season 1 episode 17. The rest of the episodes don't make sense with season 2 or 3#season 2 and 3 follow the manga very accurately if a bit rushed#I really really hope that since it appears like the manga is getting close to the end that we'll get more seasons sooner than every 5 years#I need to see chapters 120 and 126 animated!!#anyways I'm gonna go draw that pink bastard lmao#blue exorcist#ao no exorcist
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since we have rolled into 2023, it’s now time to announce the rollout of my (drumming hands on table motion)
2022 ART PACK
this is a compressed .rar file pack of 415 files (wtf i did a lot) of art i have done this year now available for purchase. mostly madatobi (OF COURSE) but there are others in there too i promise. a sizeable chunk of files here have not been posted - this is my thank you offer for all the support you all have so kindly given me over 2022 and will hopefully give you a fun start to your 2023 :) i hope to do a lot more madatobi of all flavors all over again!
oh yeah, did i mention i’m also making my 2021 art pack available again too?
both items are starting at 5$ usd, but if you would like to pay more that’s also an option! (cuz that’s coming up on a whole gigabyte of files if you get them both) both items will also be available until MARCH 2023 instead of just a single month. yaaaay woohoo yippee!!!
♡ once again, i’d like to thank all of you for your support over 2022. money may buy food but kindness is priceless and forever! ♡
#elhnart#madatobi#now to go ward off this bastard hangover with a giant burger and a six hour nap which is sure to follow#THANK YOU ALL AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i love reading your … posts. idk how long i’ve been following you (years) or what i followed you for but it’s like reading someone’s journal in a thrift shop. a little insight into someone’s mind and life, even though we’re strangers. i know a lot of times it’s a vent or it sounds like you’re stuck in a tired place, but i don’t think you’re the same person that i first followed in a really awesome way. peace and love dude
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#im also positive im not the same person u 1st followed#im not even the same person i was in August. def not the same person i was this time last year#which is good. hopefully we're on an upward trajectory lol#but thank u for ur kind words. i post to vent so im not annoying irl but also bc i like reading vent posts bc im nosey and i like to hear#abt the lives of others :-]#unrelated#lol look at me not going to sleep oops#i give back to the other nosey bitches and bastards out there
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yukimiya kenyu
art by meduise. do not use, trace or repost
any like/reblog/follow is very appreciated!
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#blue lock#blue lock fanart#yukimiya kenyu#kenyu yukimiya#portrait#digital art#digital illustration#procreate#my art#fanart#art by meduise#digital artist#artists on tumblr#small artist#bllk#hello bllk community of tumblr#follow me if you like yukimiya im gonna post about him a lot#the sketch idea was to make him Smile Threateningly bc i miss 3rd selection yukki who was an overconfident bastard#but then the softness took all over the place so here we go
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This isn’t Johnny discourse but it is kind of discourse about the discourse about him balding (which he isn’t).
What would it matter if he took off his hat and he was a shining beacon?? The dude canonically fucks (well not canon-canon but I feel like there’s implications of fucks-ing)!! At the most, he would be a Pitbull reference and that would be cool because good for Daisuke. Listen to Timber by Ke$ha (feat. Pitbull).
It kind of felt like they were making jokes at the expense of people loosing hair. It’s like that thing where you shouldn’t make fun of people for ‘X’ because then your friends who ‘X’ will know you think that about them.
John E is cool. I think he’s lame but he’s cool.
-A concerned Jellyfish Pirate
Idk anything about Pitbull, to be honest, but my GOD does he look like he's having the time of his life in the Timber video hahah Been a while since I heard that song...
Anyway, Johnny totally fucks. There's no way a man that toned, running around shirtless all of the time, with that slight yeehaw accent, couldn't find someone DTF with the tiniest bit of effort. He's absolutely gettin it rofl He could still get it if he was bald too, or receding.
I've complained about it on here a bit already, but yeah I don't think people making fun of Johnny because they think he's losing hair realize that a lot of people in real life are going to lose their hair as they age, and their jokes at Johnny are also jokes at these people. It's not even just an issue cis men can have either, everyone's hair thins with age, some just more (and sooner) than others. To make fun of someone, fictional or otherwise, for losing their hair is digging a trench to fill with future self loathing at one's own hair loss. And hair loss in >2023 isn't even that bad anymore!! There are so many ways to manage and style it now.
Johnny's a babe. Big fan of his "dad trying too hard to be cool but is actually somehow still really cool despite that" energy
#asks#Among the death threats I got on Twitter for the Brisket <3 meme 1 year anniversary post were a bunch of transphobic insults towards me too#And at least two of them were insults about how I was gonna go bald because I'm a trans man lol#I felt kind of bad for the cis guys that left those comments because all the (cis) men in my family were hairy bastards well into old age#T on its own doesn't just make all your hair fall out. It follows genetics just like naturally produced T does#Some trans men will lose their hair and some won't. I probably won't until I am VERY old#So them making fun of me for that told me that: 1. They're very afraid of losing their own hair#2. They think everyone else is afraid of losing their hair too (or that everyone thinks it looks ugly. Which is untrue)#3. They think that trans men are especially susceptible to hair loss#I've had a mohawk for about 7 years now. I am very familiar with the shape of my skull and wouldn't mind just going full bald#When it gets that thin and I decide to buzz it off I'll be sad about it for sure. But it absolutely will not be the end of the world#I'll go full Rob Halford haha Going bald is a non-issue#Unrelated but I love Johnny's EN dub accent in Strive so much because 'watered down yeehaw accent' is the only accent I can do well lmfao
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everything @dcsiremc and i have written today has been a direct result of the unfiltered gremlin trash we talk abt in dms so hope u don’t mind the fun while it lasts. (it’s still going, ur all gonna witness the chaos that ensues dw.)
#shitpost#ok byeee#gonna go follow up on some denkirot and write abt my most fav the eminent rat bastard emet-selch
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orpheus sucked. i've said it before and i'll say it again: if you loved her you wouldn't look. rip to eurydice girl if you were married to ME i'd walk straight out of hell and keep walking and if i never saw you again it would be okay because i'd know you were alive and carry that with me and none of the rest of it would matter because THAT'S WHAT LOVE IS and anything else makes my skin crawl. your husband fuckin SUCKSSSSS dude i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry an ugly bitch would do you like that i'm SO s
#is this a bad faith reading? yes. is it in response to people being condescending about this myth again? yes#the last time i posted about this a bunch of classics majors were like you've gotten the myth wrong#there are X reasons he looked back that didn't have to do with him being a little bitchass who can't follow clear directions#but listen. the only fucking thing people ever say is how he looked back out of love#and lemme shout it from the mountaintops#I DON'T WANT TO BE LOVED LIKE THAT!!! I DON'T WANT TO LOVE LIKE THAT!!!!!!!#IT SUCKS!! EURYDICE YOU CAN DO BETTER. CALL ME#there's too much adam in me for this nonsense. simply Do Not Look Back#JUST FOLLOW DIRECTIONS. YOU SELFISH BASTARD.#IF YOU CAN'T FUCKING SEE IT THROUGH THEN DON'T GO TO HELL IN THE FIRST PLACE.#to Me this is way more about selfish stupidity and possessiveness in the face of grief you refuse to process#which is actually compelling!! and interesting to explore!!#but no. god forbid. we have to suffer through a million poems of 'in that last moment eurydice knew that she was loved'#NO. FUCK OFF. SHE KNEW THAT THE SECOND HER HUSBAND SHOWED UP IN HELL FOR HER.#IN THAT FINAL MOMENT SHE KNEW HE WAS A LITTLE BITCHASS WHO CAN'T FOLLOW THROUGH ON ANYTHING. I'LL KILL YOU#this rant is obnoxious but please know i'm making my own post so as not to put tags on the post of someone who is loudly wrong about this#because i am being polite. kind of.
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Hollywood has this long, lumpy, green, extremely ugly couch in his living room and the fuckin' thing takes out almost half of the space and no one wants ever to sit on it, but the pilot doesn't want to dump it. He says it gives the place character. Goose says it's because Hollywood is too lazy to move that thing and Wolfman is even lazier. So the monstrosity stays there, no matter how many people offer to take it out.
The only person who finds it comfortable is Iceman, but Maverick thinks it's more an enduring male posture to assess he's the boss around and everyone else is too weak. At least until Ice doesn't only sit all night on that thing but fall asleep too, all 6' feet of him snuggling comfortably and Maverick can feel is heart beating a little faster because he's just as beautiful asleep as he's awake. And apparently he's the only one who notice that he's shivering a little, probably because of the air conditioner pointed at the couch. Or probably nobody notices because nobody's looking at him. He is going to ask for a blanket or something when Mav realises all his classmates are a getting ready to move the night to a bar and no one of them is the least worried about Ice. He does that, sometimes, he will probably sleep until morning, no need to fret over nothing Mitchell Slider say, with a foot already out of Hollywood's house while talking with Goose about something that makes his best friend really passionate, so probably Bradley.
The house is empty before Maverick can ask one of them where they're going and he finds himself alone with a sleeping and still shivering Iceman. The couch is big, okay? The couch is big, ugly, lumpy as hell but Maverick doesn't know where the blankets are, doesn't have his jacket with him and doesn't know how to turn of the air conditioner, so the next step is the logical one. He's sure of it. One hundred percent sure, he could bet his life on it and it will probably make Ice's sleep less cold and less cold mean more relaxed and a more relaxed Iceman is good for everyone right? Right. Okay. He sits near Ice's head, enough to share a little of his bodyheat but not close enough to actually touch him and he can already feel the other way relaxing a little bit, enough to be comfortable in his sleep. Mav himself is feeling the effect of the day and he's ready to take a nap, just enough sleep to be awake and a little more present to drive his bike home and sleep in his own bed. But Iceman couldn't be Iceman if he didn't spend all his time royally fucking all Mav's good intentions, this time fast enough that he finds himself cuddling him without even realising. Or maybe he does realise but again, he's tired and the beer is comfortably warming his stomach and he's hugging Iceman against his chest, dreaming of flying on the fastest plane every built and to win every competition he is in.
The next morning, because apparently his nap got to be a seven hours long night of sleep, Ice is still against his chest, but this time is his face against Maverick's chest and not his back. Iceman who is very awake and looking at him with a strange soft expression he never saw on his face before. He doesn't know who tries to close the distance between their faces before the other but it's only an almost kiss because Wolfman quite literally screams from the kitchen the coffee is ready if you two love bird don't want Jester to kick your asses seven ways to Sunday you have to get up!
I'm going to kill him is what Maverick says while Ice laughs against is neck, and even if they didn't kiss it's nice, he likes this. We should go on a date and then find someplace more comfortable to sleep on Ice says, or asks?, getting up. Maverick is smiling back and yeah, yeah we should.
(They're late in class and Jester is pissed. The four of them, Goose and Slider too, has to run around the base for an hour but Maverick doesn't think much of it, not when Ice smiles at him, promising to meet him at 8 pm in front of the new restaurant in town.)
Now cross-post on ao3 too.
#iceman is tired af#hollywood&wolf are the laziest lazy bastards on this planet but what can u do about it? nothing#a ugly lumpy green l-shaped couch#slider: he feels alseep in weirdo places when he's tired no biggy#mav: oh 🥺#cuddling & snuggling#wolfman#hollywood#slider#goose#maverick#iceman#icemav#slider 🤝 goose: why us too#jester: where the pilot go the RIO follows#almost kiss#first date#silly silly men in love#top gun (1986)#otp: i heard from the heavens that clouds have been grey
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I wanna make a longer post about how much like... how much labor there is taking place in the used clothing market that most people don't think/care about. But I have to sleep.
#idk why im so hot about this today but i truly genuinely am#short version: before claiming that something is overpriced try to take into account the following:#a lot more work. upfront cost. and time goes into reselling than you think.#its actually a skillset. and to get any real payout you have to treat it like a legit part time job#and if its a physical location that takes donations#a LOT of man hours go into sorting said donations. because people will just donate garbage straight up.#and then after the usable stuff is sorted out it's getting laundered (<- pretty much every second had store launders their clothes#you know how all goodwills smell the same? its because they all use the same detergent)#THEN each individual item needs to be organized & priced.#hours of work before its even put up for sale. and that also involves labor.#because you need people to actually put it out on the floor and ring it up and etc etc#lets not even get started on the admin hours involved if its a larger store#and if its a smaller store or an individual reseller there's a non-zero chance that they are also repairing and/or#altering items before they put them up for sale.#like sometimes the price really is about greed (the bastards of goodwill try to pull shit sometimes)#but often that's actually just what the item costs after processing
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Spoilers for buddy daddies episode 10 (do not read if you haven't watched yet)
I just got a horrible thought: Imagine... Rei's father, wanting to test Rei's loyalty to the organization and "family" once and for all, gives him an assignment to finish. When Rei opens the file, he sees the targets. Unasaka Misaki and Unasaka Miri.
#we all know this isn't over yet#just because Miri isn't with them anymore doesn't mean she's safe#we've only seen two instances of them being followed and photographed in secret but it's already been some time since that happened#there's no way they weren't supervised any further#they know everything#they've seen it#Miri's existance is enough of a threat#as well as Kazuki's but the point is that she's away from them now and therefore an easy target#also coupled with the fact that the voice actors for Kazuki and Rei (Toyonaga and Uchiyama) mentioned being told that episode 9#is the last “fluffy” episode#so yeah... these last episodes... they're going to be heavy too#because that bastard won't let Rei have any “loose ends” any piece of happiness when his purpose is to carry the Suwa name#i guess we'll see how this all unfolds...#but in any case prepare the tissues because we'll definitely be needing those#ugh this family..If anything happens to either of them i'm going to lose it but it will turn out okay in the end somehow they will protect#buddy daddies#buddy daddies spoilers
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one of our partners got us an early bday present yesterday and I’m obsessed.
(Image Description: a photo of a Scarecrow Fear State action figure being held up. )
#pj talking#fear state scarecrow#anyway we love it!#(fun secret fact for those reading the tags; one of the co-hosts of our system is a scarecrow introject)#(and yes they are the one drawing themself a lot#(they go by Horror tho not Jon)#(in fact they are the person writing these tags)#(not a fear state introject just a fan of the design)#(im a year one scarecrow kinda I guess? more based on then direct copy as being an introject goes)#(it’s wild being your own special interest)#(I’m not the only scarecrow introject there’s actually a few of us in the system)#(namely Raven whose an introject of Salecrow and I love him dearly)#(system really said ‘we like these spooky bastards another please’ and then followed it up with a ‘what if they kissed 👀)
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