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edgarallanpoestan · 1 month
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grug going to do it for real (kill a bitch)
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girlypopification · 3 months
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lesbiancolumbo · 9 months
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got to facetime with both my niece and nephew tonight and my niece said i was her best friend 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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idyllicbby · 8 months
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having a roommate<<<<<<
i’m to the point where i hope that something happens during the school year that forces us to go back home bc i hate it here and it’s only the second week….
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transsexualjoanofarc · 7 months
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having a brutal fucking time
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caracello · 1 year
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pikslasrce · 10 months
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melanoma speedrun any %
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chrisbangs · 8 months
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#i'm fine btw lol#i talk a lot abt killing myself for someone who's probably not gonna do it#tried before and it famously didn't work . which is why y'all have to suffer and deal with me now 😻#but it's fine i won't do it#i will just dream abt doing it until i die fr one day#hopefully sooner rather than later#such is my life . life fucking sucks i hate being alive etc etc#nothing tethering me to lifeeeeee and that's fine i've come to understand that nothing remains meaningful to me apparently#i need to put my head in the oven or smth#damn dude i should just kms but it's like . 😮‍💨 you know . hard to think it might not work again etc etc#lol idk#school is starting again and i've never been more suicidal in my life i think like wow#i really do not want to do this ... but it's cool 🫂 who cares#i'll suck it up and get the fuck over myself and deal with#like either i do it or i get kicked out.. i don't really have much of a choice 😮‍💨🤲 so#anyway... i'm fine really... it doesn't matter anyway... even if i wasn't bc there's literally nothing to do abt it so why bother#i'm going to go and try to stomach some food bc i've been throwing up everything i've been eating bc of how stressed i am#and then i'll just . lie down on the floor and patiently wait for tmmr#i'm really tired 👍 like beyond the regular usage of the word tired.. m fucking exhausted...#blah blah blah wah wah wah my life sucks you guys are sick of this so i will shut up but i think i'm not gonna be super active on here#anymore bc of school so 🫡 just figured i would log out but im sad so who i be if i didn't make some depressing text post abt killing myself#before i did. that 👍 jrjrjdkdkdkd lol#dl#neg
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smokeygrayrabbits · 10 months
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overly competent drunk vash. he forgets to be dumb. more shenanigans if you throw in equally drunk everybody else who forget what happened the next morning.
"how the hell did we survive that crazy bandit attack last night?"
vash sweating nervously
drunk vash ranting and just casually drops lost history and crazy knowledge
drunk Vash forgetting to keep up the act and just being himself, more loose with his expressions, finally able to flaunt off some of the skills he's gained over the years instead of hiding them so he wouldnt intimidate anyone. vash is already competent but he dumbs himself down so he's more approachable so once he gets slammed he just defaults to begin a bad bitch. he's still a klutz tho. dismantles a giant bomb or something and then drops it on his foot. (all while drunk off his tits, because if he was sober he'd lay on it and cry to try and save everyone.)
hammered vash is pragmatic. he don't give no shits. most direct path at all times. get it done quickly so he can go back to drunkenly staring at wolfwood.
. . . .drunk vash has no filter but would he be more 'aww little humans I loveeeee youuuuuu your so cute and silly and smart ahhhhhh' or would be be more 'nah you guys actually kinda suck and lowkey nai has a point but hes a bitch so I gotta disagree and sigh I cant just let you guys dieeeee ughhhhh fuck my lifeeeeee I want a vacationnnnnnnn'
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grvyrd-drms · 7 months
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Hii, so i have cipa and im very insecure about it and EJ is my fav character so could you pls write how ej treats toby when he gets hurt or something like that? It always makes me feel better about it
e. jack treating toby's CIPA
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A/N: omg of course!!! i hope ur doing well!!! <3 <3 (also this is NOT a ship post lolz)
CW: injury, CIPA
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-now, obviously jack knows and understands toby's condition, being an (almost) trained medical student. however it doesn't mean jack doesn't get annoyed at points (when toby comes in for the bazillionth broken bone because he's fucking insane [literally]).
-him and toby are very close. not in a hang out 24/7 best friend way, but more in a silent, deep mutual respect and connection type of way. toby's been in jacks 'infirmary' so many times over the years they've just bonded. over family, hobbies, interests, opinions on other people in the manor. toby is actually a very good person to talk to, you just need to break down some walls first. he has a pretty big vocabulary and a lot of knowledge on all different types of stuff.
- when toby comes barging in covered in blood and bruises, jack doesn't even glance at him. he just gets his gauze ready and tells toby to sit down lmaoo.
-toby's embarrassed by it. he really is. he thinks his CIPA makes him weak and practically gives him a huge target on his back for assholes to hit (jeff).
-but jack makes him feel normal. as normal as he can be, of course. he doesn't make a big deal out of it, doesn't comment on how many times toby's been in that week. just like his own issues, he knows toby can't control it. and thats ok.
-jack will casually and judgement free inspect toby for injury or sickness. at this point they are close friends, and jack has formed some sort of empathy for toby.
-jack tells toby what the weathers gonna be like that day and will write little reminders on sticky notes for him. like remember to ditch the blankets tonight, or drink cold water throughout the day, or to wear layers. very aware of how dangerous the temp ignorance can be.
-jack defends toby with his LIFEEEEEE. like i said earlier, they've got to be pretty good friends at this point, so jack takes no shit from people. he has a very sharp tongue and a quick mind, so arguing with him or defending themselves is practically useless. he'll fucking destroy them lmao.
-toby's too embarrassed/guilty to verbally thank jack, so he just does him favors instead. supply runs, cleaning up, buys him more gauze, stuff like that. acts of service.
-jack tries not to make toby feel guilty about coming to him constantly. he's learned over time to stop sighing or making small comments when toby comes in. jack doesn't mind it at this point. he likes having a good friend to talk to.
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keep urself healthy and safe anon 🫡
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wormswurld · 2 months
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more venetia domming tf out of ollie!! like how their dynamic changes after that bathroom scene if venetia didn't die (her hand in his mouth ummm yeahhh) and she pegs the hell out of him!!!
yesyes okay!! 😇 this is abt to be long asf (971 words) im so sorry....
- after the whole bathtub scene / felix’s funeral their dynamic switches entirely,, venetia becomes more closed off to ollie, less smiles, unwarranted compliments, touches when she’s laughing too hard etc & ollie just sulks because even though he is still at saltburn he lost the one and only person he truly loves & the living extension of said person (venetia) is avoiding him Heavy
- the two of them probably keep to themselves definitely actively avoiding one another as best as they can though they do still live in the same house so it’s definitely hard lol venetia probably shoots daggers ollie’s way during dinner
- venetia probably finds ollie going through felix’s closet looking for more mementos to add to his little collection he has under his bed…”looking for more little souvenirs to add to your shrine?” and ollie just freezes as he feels venetia’s sharp nails claw their way into a fist in his hair
- and it’s not like venetia is wrong, he does have his own little felix shrine but being called out Again is another level of mortification… with venetia’s strong grip on his scalp he can’t help but get turned on by the pain
- “you fucking freak, i can’t believe felix even kept you around for as long as he did” and venetia just throws ollie to the floor squatting down to his to sneer at him with disgust,, “venetia please…please sto-” and before he can finish venetia just slaps him in the face to shut him up immediately before speaking again “what a coincidence he died! right before he was going to drop your slimy losery ass” and she just jabs her finger into his rising chest before running it down his body stopping above his belt
- and if ollie wasn’t completely hard before he sure was now because seeing venetia absolutely seething: redden face, brows drawn, voice dripping with disdain, pupils blown etc he woefully accepted his fate of getting his ass quite literally handed to him lol 🫣
- and when i tell you venetia wastes no time i mean she wastes No Time because she starts ripping ollie's pants off right then and there door open for anyone to just walk by and see (she is felix's sister and all) and ollie just lay there in the middle of the room hard, flushed, and gasping for air after being smacked in the face.,, "all you do is mope around like some wounded fucking dog...you didn't even know him!" venetia says, voice raising infelction as she yanks the rest of ollie's pants off of his ankles
- and ollie may be able to take the screaming, the scratching, the insults etc but venetia having the audacity to say he didn't know felix? no. that was something entirely out of line. if anyone knew felix it was Him. he understood him, he protected him, fuck he even loved him enough to kill him! so with that being said ollie found it within himself to (attempt) to sit up, meeting venetia's fiery gaze..."i did! y-you don't even know the half of it, he loved-" then boom. another smack, this time harder to the inner part of his thigh nearing his throbbing cock.
- and venetia just SNAPS. "yeah?! yeah? he loved you, he loved you?" and she then starts violently stripping ollie of his boxers freeing his erection..."spread" awestruck ollie just stares at venetia, anger completely taking her over he knows he's awakened something Deep within her and there's no way getting out of this unscathed,, shoving her fingers in ollie's mouth (again) venetia coats her fingers with his saliva 🤤🤤🤤 "did he love you like this? huh ollie? did he?!" and she just starts forcing her fingers into his hole & pain just spreads across his entire body, his hands quickly moving to stuff his mouth to stifle his agony induced yelps. the pain mixed with the pleasure just melted him completely...
- "this how he showed you ollie? by fucking your pathetic little hole? you fucking liar. he never loved you.." and oliver just mewls !!!!!!!!! was she right? were venetia's words getting to him? did felix actually love him? and the faster she fucks her fingers deeper into him, prostate constantly being hit, his eyes just roll back. its too much. its all too much. "nghhh...yes h-he did" ollie lets out a strangled moans as venetia curves her fingers into the bundle of muscles within himself. he wont last like this. he Cant last like this.
- "liarliarlilarliar! stop fucking lying already! everybody knows what you are...stop trying to deny it ollie. say it." and ollie just feels his muscles constricting in his belly, he's slowly losing his grip on reality as he feels the sweat dripping down his forehead hit his lips. the salty flavor coating his once dry mouth drags another whine out of him and venetia laughs. "you're just a dirty, lying little whore ollie and you know it, just say the words and it'll be all over" and at this very moment everything is caving in on ollie. his senses being absolutely overridden by the persistently sharp shooting pain in his ass. it's time to give up. give in.
- with strained gasps ollie moves himself down onto venetia's unforgiving fingers, "god...i-i'm a liar m'just a fuckfuckfuck dirty little whore who l-lies...please venetia" and with one more harsh push into his prostate, sharp nails grazing at his sides, ollie just wails 😵‍💫😵‍💫 back arching as his cum paints his writhing torso...quickly sliding her fingers out of oliver venetia wiped her hands off on her pants before sitting up to tower over ollie once again. "clean yourself up, freak" and then she leaves ollie there on the floor, fucked out, pants strewn across the floor left to deal with himself alone :3
i went crazy with this im so sorry lol i just got caught up with this shit lolzzzz ollie x dom!venetia for lifeeeeee 🤷‍♀️🤭💖🎀
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razberrypuck · 1 year
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"I hoped she'd be here. and I hoped I'd feel better. and I hoped it'd all make sense." THATS WHAT EDYN ALWAYS GAVE HIM SHE ALWAYS WAS THERE AND MADE HIM FEEL BETTER AND SAFE WHEN HE WAS AT HIS WORST HIS WHOLE FUCKING LIFEEEEEE
he trusts in her strength more than his own because he KNOWS he wouldn't have been able to get through his hellhole of a childhood without her,,,, he wants/needs that support again so desperately and it feels like she's the only one he can go to because she's the only person in his whole life that was ALWAYS there, no matter how long the elders made her wait she was always there for her little brother,,,,,,,,,,,, and when he reaches out and she doesn't pick up it feels like everything is CRUMBLING around him bc that's the only time she's ever not been there, and he crushed the conch shell because he's sad and dumb and if edyn isn't there then what's the fucking point of talking to anyone else
i am distraught
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eiightysixbaby · 3 months
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what is upppp with all these fuck ass anons that go around shitting on people like they get paid to do it.
get a lifeeeeee, y’all. you look like such losers.
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cleostoohot · 2 years
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So Basically I am Into Law Of Assumption From October 2021 and In that Period I manifested nothing(Bcs I never put in work) But On 7 July 2022 I started Doing (3DolcxROEx12 Hours Challenge{In Which I affirmed 10 Times Instead of 30 For Every hour} ) I did this For Complete 4 And Half Day And In This Period I kept My Thoughts In Check I didn't let Myself Spiral,Waiver,React to 3D For This Complete Period But still I didn't saw Result WHY ?? And I was Affirming for whole 3 weeks that I get full subliminal result In Just 1 listen and Even this Period I kept my Thoughts In check and Whenever I thought its not working I told myself its working But still after persisting this Long I didn't saw result In My 3D Why?? And In This Period I was complete Delusional and I didn't even gave Fuck to 3D But Still I got 0 result Why ?? And If Law Is Real Then why I didn't got result and If Its Not plss tell me 😞
My Affirmation Was :-
ROE,I manifest In 1 hour or less than that
ROE,I always wakeup Into Void State
ROE,I always Get Into void state by just saying Icecream 3 time
[This All Was My Affirmation.I am telling This Bcs If There Is Some Prblm In My affirmation and Just You should get Over all view of my Condition]
i’m so sick of you guys asking me CLEO WHY WHY WHY isn’t my manifestation here WHY is it taking me long WHY do other people do it easier than i do WHY is this not working WHY are you asking meeeee? if all you need to manifest is yourself, all your answers is within yourself too. i am not you. i can’t tell you what you did wrong when you tell me the bare minimum at that. you guys be doing nothing but obsess, doubt, waver, then when you find a new technique and it doesn’t work within a few days you still obsess, doubt, and waver????? if doing that shit didn’t help you the first time then how can it help you the next time? or the time after that????? then you tb some “iF tHe lAw iS ReAL”……… it’s fucking lifeeeeee. is your life real? YES. stop looking at the law of assumption as some magical new thing just because you discovered it some months ago. it’s BEEN real since you were born. like jesus christ’s 80% of my inbox is y’all asking me where your manifestation is like i got air tags on them bitches i do not fucking knowww. i made a posts giving possible reasons based on my experience, that’s all i can tell you luvv. like i understand y’all just want the best for y’all selves and want to live your dream life but that all starts with you taking accountability for your actions. go back to square 1 if you have to. work on how you view yourself, work on how you view your relationship with the law, then get your mf desires. stop acting like all of this shit is out of your control because it’s the complete opposite. you are controlling everything.
and this goes for everybody who has asked me “where is my manifestation” in any way shape or form in the past & for yall who’s gonna ask me in the future since y’all seem to not actually take in the information i and other bloggers put out to help y’all and just jump into our inbox with questions we all ready damn answered.
& i get passionate with stuff like this because it literally took ME finally telling myself enough is enough in order to start getting exactly what i wanted. coaches or other people weren’t doing shit but just answering my basic ass questions that i already knew the answered to. i just wanted reassurance. i had to lift myself up out of that cycle, and place myself into a new cycle of constant manifestations. do the same. if i can it’s completely possible.
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heavyhitterheaux · 8 months
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Myyy sexxxxyyyy boo thangggggg
I know people ain’t coming at you for busting your ass and being able to afford to go see our man.
Like BFFR
Yeah, some of us can’t afford it or just don’t go because social anxiety (me) but just because I can’t go doesn’t mean I’m going to go bitch and leave hateful shit to people who can.
Like your wins are mine and I’m fucking happy beyond excited for everyone who get the chance to go see Jack or anyone they love, like why rain on someone’s parade like that???
Anyway, I love you my boo thangggg, you know I got you for lifeeeeee and I cannot wait for hot chips and bad decisions crew to be even more closer iykyk 🤭🤭🤭
Love youuuu forever and ever and I appreciate you 🥹
I wasn't able to do a lot of things when I was younger like early 20s and now that I have an opportunity I want to be able to experience them
I will never ever understand hating on others when they get opportunities
I don't operate like that and want everyone to win but I guess some people on here don't do that
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mystical-one · 6 months
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WAITTTTTTT NEVER MIND I GET OUT ON BREAK AT 2PM. WELL FUCK MY LIFEEEEEE IM LISTENING TO THE NEW BEATLES SONG INNIT
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