i wish that they had a phone w a physical keyboard and simple interface that can support like. some smartphone apps. all of them even like i dont need a "dumbphone" i just need a device that would make it terribly difficult to even want to use it regularly. idk how to explain it. i need a phone that is more physically demanding to use and half the size of current smartphones.......

im ngl that scene in the lighthouse when hes trying to jerk off to the idea of a hot mermaid but keeps getting distracted by unsightly visions symbolizing his guilty conscience and descent into insanity is so real like. it really is like that sometimes

*flirting* sorry about the blood in my mouth i wish it was yours

me: two redbull and an adderall for breakfast is the most important meal of the day

my guardian angel (currently taking the form of gerard "my chemical romance" way to try and get me to listen to him): do we think maybe a vegetable would make you feel less 'Not Okay'?

in an ideal world i would be making trash movies with my eccentric art friends and show them to other pretentious freaks in someones basement

i feel like i took a party drug

sparkle off its thursday! dont forget to crash your car <3

hi, i'm the guy that has to come up with all the hyperspecific genre names in your spotify. watch this.. clowncore, pickle pop, spearmint bubblegum cotton candy metal, 2br 1.5ba pop, hydroponic chamber pop, munchcore, riot grrrill, metal-alloy-core, deppy (dependent) rock, polo punk, discount pop, inflationcore, that time you broke up with your girlfriend and fell in love with a yandere sim character as a rebound pop, and so on and so on

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “high to death” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I think this wallpaper keeps going round the room

My buddy will lying on the floor: hell is the sun burning forever at the centre of things a ball of fire at the centre of things a brain on fire at the centre of things

love how faggot is censored out in disco elysium but dyke isnt #feminism

WHOEVER WROTE THE SCRIPT I LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR

my favorite hobby as of late is putting in headphones to listen to music and then ending up sitting in silence for hours and scrolling through my phone