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savage-kult-of-gorthaur · 6 months

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"TIME FOR A SWITCH, ARMY OF THE RICH...!"

PIC(S) INFO: Mega-spotlight on Dave Dictor, vocalist/lyricist of American hardcore punk band MILLIONS OF DEAD COPS (MDC), performing live at the Skylite Club in Long Beach, CA, c. 1983. 📸: Linda Aronow.

[CHORUS]

"Dead cops! [4x]

Time for a switch, Army of the rich, Macho fuckin' slaves, We'll piss on your graves!"

-- "Dead Cops/America's So Straight" (1982) by MILLIONS OF DEAD COPS

Sources: www.picuki.com/media/2897546977605040927 (all found on Picuki).

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ikiprian · 2 months

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Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

#ecto has a weird effect on them actually. a lot like how danielle drinks ecto to keep her stable #ecto has positive health benefits for gothamites! it boosts their immune system gives them a little more energy makes them less irritable #silly hc but i think its fun #also danny just. thought it was a normal ass interview. the person who hired him was heavily hinting at the criminal element of his job the #whole time. danny just kept thinking man i cant believe all interviews are like this in gotham. every one of the #m asks if im okay lying to cops. i am but its weird i never got asked this in amity #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dead on main #ghost kitchen au #danny fenton #jason todd #kipwrite

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attyattlaw · 9 months

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survivor's guilt

#one piece #trafalgar law #one piece fanart #op1081 spoilers #heart pirates #the small skull is meant to be lami but how tf am i suppose to draw that #i didnt wanna do hair bc thats a cop out + then i had to draw everyones hair for consistency #i painted her hairclip on and then removed it bc it looks stupid sitting there clipped to nothing #anyway idt the hearts are dead but man can u imagine having 3 traumatic instances of survivors guilt now

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bluerosefox · 5 months

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Possessed Pearl's

You know how in some ghost stories sometimes its not a person or a land that's haunted but the items?

Well what if, when looking for a mother's day gift for his mom, Danny is looking around a pawn shop and finds a necklace, it's missing some pearls but it's just enough to pass off as a decent gift. Danny humms but decides against it and goes to leave it....

That was until he gasped out blue frost and spots a ghostly woman appear out of the necklace with a somber smile. She isn't as seeable as the other ghosts in Amity though, meaning she doesn't have enough ectoplasm on her own (that might change the longer she's in Amity and around Danny though) and that right now only Danny can see her.

And Danny well... hes been doing his hero gig for a bit now, might go and ask if there was anything he can do to help.

And later Danny's good deed... bites him back. Oh boy. Because now he has the Bats looking into Amity Park... Wait what do you mean Martha is now strong enough to be seen?!

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #crossover #blue rambles #writing ideas #random idea #danny phantom dc #dpxdc #Martha Wayne necklace #her ghost got stuck to it in her panic of being dead #this piece of necklace was the one cops took for evidence and was meant to return to Bruce #but lets say crooked cop decided to.... pawn it off #so it got lost before Bruce could even try to track it down #he found other pieces and replaced the lost ones but still #Martha soul has been attached to the pearls for years now and has kinda resigned herself to this fate #she knows her son is doing well from the stories shes managed to hear but not everything #she also knows at least Thomas is with Bruce #but what she didnt except after all these years for a boy who looks so strikingly like a teenage version of Bruce to come help her #Danny is gonna help... only to have it bite him in the butt #because once he delivers the necklace to Bruce it might turn his sights to Amity #Martha is the one that tells Bruce about Danny after finding out he's Batman btw #the kind ghost boy who has ghost hunter parents and the giw and the creepy godfather who cloned him and-#Martha is a mother. remember that.

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nerdpoe · 7 months

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Danny had to throw a duplicate of himself in front of Robin to protect the kid and the duplicate died. But because Gotham is so oversaturated with polluted ecto, the duplicate didn't dissolve.

Also immediately afterwards Danny dipped, because he was in his civvies and didn't wanna deal with a rogue that wasn't his.

The problem is that the duplicate died of a stab wound, from a katana. A katana made by the League of Assassins. The bigger problem is that all CCTV were fried and there's no recording.

The slightly ever so larger problem than that is that Robin tried to save him, and was therefore covered in blood and standing over a corpse when a nosy journalist snapped a photo.

Gotham is abuzz with the news that Robin is a killer.

The bats set to work to find out who the boy was and gather evidence to prove Robin's innocence.

Oracle tries to trace the kids footsteps by running facial recognition-and holy shit the kid is still alive. He's popping up all around Gotham, seeming to randomly teleport or just appear out of thin air.

Definitely a meta.

So they start the hunt for the only witness to the murder-the victim himself.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #little do they know that convincing danny to say he's a meta to the cops and demonstrate it is gonna be a nightmare #cuz danny's either not ready for his parents to find out or on the run #too bad for danny the state of new jersey is already reaching out to his parents to tell them their kid is dead #cuz the dental records of a duplicate are identical to the original #so the consequences are coming whether he wants them or not

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darylssunshine · 1 month

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currently and also perpetually thinking about season four daryl

#daryl dixon season 4 #daryl dixon #twd #the walking dead #twd daryl dixon #THE HOMICIDE COP SCENE ESPECIALLY #“whats so funny?” i will literally kiss you #HIS SMILE #GOD #FUCK #“it's some deep shit y'know? ..... >:)”

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nadia-cannot-think-straight · 1 year

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"What happened?😠"

"He attacked me😢"

"No Dan-DAAA-🫨"

#Reanimator #pls the fact that Herbert straight up lands on top of this dead cop's body lmaooo #movie of all time #pairing of all time #they are so the worst 💚💚💚#bride of reanimator #video #danbert #Herbert West #dan cain

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amygdalae · 2 months

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have never understood why squatting is considered a crime. loitering too. sir you have been arrested for the crime of....chilling. and hanging out. and taking a little nap

#also homeless encampments are never in the way of anything and yet the cops still harrass them. its fucked up #like we straight up push people out of existence. and for what #i know im not saying anything new here im just mad abt htis #like!!! if its space nobodys using for shit who cares! who cares omg. if we arent gonna house people we shld at least let them exist #like theyre already having a hard enough time man.#im sick of how ppl around where i live talk abt the homeless problem as though homeless people are the problem that needs to be solved #like no empathy no self awareness these 'normal' ppl want the unhoused dead or in prison and dont get how ghoulish they sound. anyways

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hijinxinprogress · 19 days

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The JL keeps trying to stop Captain Marvel from talking to the media (and it’s not working)

The jl held a meeting about marvel’s conduct with cops bc he got a little too excited and suplexed a cop completely fucking forgetting he’s a 7ft buff ass man (the video goes viral for months) and the press is having a fucking field day with this bc ‘Captain Marvel Hates The Government!’ ‘Justice League Member, Captain Marvel, Shows His True Colors…?’ ‘Fawcett Superhero Attacks Civilian!’ ‘Captain Marvel Sends Police Officer to ICU!’ ‘Philadelphia Hero Puts Public Servant In Coma’ and shit like that is on the front page of every newspaper, magazine, and tabloid for the next eight months at least

so they’re like ‘hey you gotta say something! The people think you hate the us government esp the police!’ and he’s just sitting there confused before he says very slowly and clearly ‘But I do…I fucking despise them’

Barry and Hal are fucking losing it bc this is the guy that says ‘darn!’ in the heat of battle and has said on multiple occasions ‘Well, that’s not very nice, now is it?’ to opponents that destroy worlds for fun

like this guy still tries very hard not to make faces at the broccoli on his plate in front of the jl (and fails)

this guy hears a yj member or even the very adult titans cussing and going on the longest rant bc ‘I’ve not heard such foul language in all my years-!’ and what’s this ‘‘I’m an adult’ nonsense?? I’m older than Ravens grandfather 🤨 When you get to be my age-’

they’re all so pissed when they hear him cussing like a sailor playing video games on cyborgs phone the next day and he’s playing fucking temple run at that

#dc comics #justice league #ACAB!Billy Batson #dc captain marvel #Billy batson #billy batson says acab #Batman #dc cyborg #Victor stone #green lantern #Barry Allen #Hal Jordan #Whenever Billy gets the chance to cuss out cops he takes it like he’s cussing in ways that don’t even make sense in multiple languages #Like he doesn’t even care or notice that cap isn’t supposed to swear and it’s HIS rule #it doesn’t matter which speedster fucked up the timeline bc billy goes straight for Barry zero hesitation #‘I’d expect this from a cop’ ‘I was literally fucking dead are you serious??’#hal holding a newspaper: cap what did he even do #Billy trying to look like he didn’t fling a cop at several other cops earlier today: who’s to say ☺️#Barry: hey I’m not included in your cop thing right?? …cap?? Buddy??#Billy: 🙂 acab means you and that dumbass mf chase too #Hal remembering Greta ranting about a children’s cartoon at 3am: 🤨 bro the dog???#just imagine how much worse it gets if they figure out he’s in middle school #hal recalling everytime he’s invited cap to take shots and race around the watchtower: you’re fucking twelve?!#billy (who recently turned eleven) holding out Barry’s badge: no but he is #or even worse Billy showing up to his intervention props 😭 like he shows up with a miss piggy mask ‘I mean I can be’

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srdcovka · 4 months

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lee tang fullfiling his personal goals and gaining confidence after becoming a professional murderer is so funny

#thank u for giving choi woo shik a good haircut #i hate that son suk ku is playing a cop but i'll take what i can get ig #he looks good w beard or whatever 🙄#also oh my god why are all the women in this dead or minor characters it annoys me #a killer paradox #a killer paradox spoilers

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lesbian-octoling · 3 months

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my little. squiddy

#spony?#my art #mlp #anyway i had fun making an mlp au. world is a fuck . pony em all man. 4798769847 dead cops. i love myself #or whatever #i think their pony names would be. Blush Rush #and Low Tide #and the agents. hm #i need to think on it #also this is how *i* draw mlp. my personal bio hcs #sorry they have toes

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nibeul · 1 year

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my favorite theory rn is that hobie killed the cop captain that was a part of his "canon event".

#yeah it deviates from the “mold” but mind you so did Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man as well as Tom Holland's Spider-Man as far as we know #like u r not telling me mr blue laces punk anarchist hobie brown was buddy buddy w a cop #lace theory is mostly dead but blue feels like something that's always been widely accepted as 'killed a cop'#my guess is it was probably someone close to him who ultimately chose to side with a fascist state for power #across the spiderverse #atsv spoilers

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lesbianaelwen · 3 months

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I've been wondering when they were going to look into Jace bc he helped the Abernants sneak into the school during prompocalypse to get the crown and that just never came up again lol

#fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #d20 #guys this last episode was so good for me. extended aelwyn time. ten bastard cats. oinking at and generally disrespecting cops.#god lucy and yolanda make me so sad. reviving the rats. and since she waited until they left I assume it's even more extensive than revivif #god. like i understand the souls have to be banished bc they're high enough level wise to just revive them but man. what a fate #buddy dawn is so fucked btw. he's so dead. i'll bet there'll be a tie-in to the helio forced blasphemy stuff from fhfy too

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dixdixbby · 1 month

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The “Meet the Grahams” drop 20 minutes after was already eviscerating, but “Not Like Us” dropping less than 24 hours later is like Achilles dragging Hector’s body around the walls of Troy

#kendrick lamar #not like us #drake #somebody call the cops #he wants that man DEAD

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neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies · 2 months

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Bitches be like "I'm fine"

Then listen to their dead poets society playlist at 6:30 a.m

I am bitches.

#dead poets society #neil perry #bawling #im crying so hard #cops are standing outside

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mayanhandballcourt · 8 days

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Photographer Robert von Thaden

#photography #robert von thaden #cape cop #massachusetts #landscapes #analogue #film is not dead #new topographics

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