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shegairowmyamo · 2 years

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The fearsome four adopting a child headcanons pt 2

Pt 1

Warning: you're still an anomaly

When you were younger you would make “food” made out of dirt, mud and grass. Bushroot is the only one who likes your “choking”.

One time when Bushroot was in a tight spot you pulled an E.T in this bitch and drove your bike to victory with a waist down decapitated Bushroot holding on for dear life onto the basket.

I think it's safe to say that your first impression of Negaduck was… undesirable to say the least and he seemed to share the same sentiment. You've heard horror stories of what he's done so you knew not to mess with him, but the second Negaduck tried to hurt your dads in front of you you'd pounced on him. In other words it went along something like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHnZYzhRgXI

One time when you and your dads were playing tag and Quackerjack had you stuck in a corner so you used his wacky logic against him. First off by monologuing in a western accent about how “welp you've got me, heh what can i say, i'm here and out of breath but there is one thing you didn't take account for”. You say as you swerve around while making finger guns at him, Quackerjack is stunted and gasps dramatically. you take a few steps forward as you deliver the finishing line “you just yee'd your last haw partner” and then you make one single pew sound and Quackerjack is no more. F in chat for the quackster.

One time when Megavolt couldn't sleep and went to the kitchen to get a snack he found you in the cupboard eating out of a chips bag. Normally he would berate you for doing something like this but he was just too tired that night and joined you. Apparently Quackerjack had the same problems as Meg's because when he made it to the kitchen he stopped dead in his tracks and stared at you two. Sitting together in that coburg eating snacks… Without him, and there's no room left in there so he forces both of you to the couch. And then when it's day time the Liquidator finds three passed out chips covered fur balls spread out on the couch and he's like “why…” and your like *burp* “selfcare”. He just kinda accepts it after that and goes to get the wet wipes.

If one or more of your dads are feeling down and don't want to talk about it you will leave sticky notes with comforting words on them in places they usually go to when in that state of mind.

Sometimes your fur can get in the way so Megavolt and or Bushroot like to help set it up for you in a bow or a makeshift flower crown, it's really sweet.

One of your first memories with Quackerjack was when you started playing with his hats' bells, the sound they made was just so amusing to you and that's why you got a lot of toys with bells on and or in them.

Even after a few months of your adoption you were just as quiet as you were before your adoption and rarely spoke if at all, your new parents speculated it was because of your biological parents neglect and that it might be the cause of it. But they will be patient and if you need anything they will be there, especially to help you get out of your shell but at a pace that you're comfortable with. your dads started picking up on visual cues, sometimes when you're happy you wag your tail but when you're sad your ears drop, so they use that to their advantage.

Idk why but I can imagine Quackerjack rubbing your fur with balloons making your hair stick out, id imagen that he'd do it just to piss off Meg after he had just brushed your hair.

It should come to no surprise that Bushroot is the most protective of the four but god help anyone that messes with you if they are all present especially if the aforementioned person is a villain. They won't hesitate to go all out if it means keeping you safe, it's either Liquidator or Quackerjack who will escort you to safety while Megavolt and Bushroot wipe the floor with these suckers.

As you know the Liquidator is one of the villains and former businessman that likes to strategis his plan so they have potential of benefiting him in the future. So it's no surprise that he decided to try and find out what animal you were so he could learn how to take care of you in more efficient ways. But what was a surprise however is that he found out that you are a part of a dying species, now with this new knowledge he's decided to scour every known history book about your ancestors. And once the others find out about it and have their own collective freak out moment and come to their own conclusions. You on the utherhand see this as an opportunity to brag to your peers.

Whenever you accidentally say a word that doesn't exist and someone corrects you about it, you're like “it will be a word when I'm in control of the world” cue evil laughter.

Now I've alluded to how protective Bushroot can be but no one has seen him at his worst and survived, all except for Darkwing but he just witnessed the aftermath.

When you just started to warm up to Bushroot he began talking to you in a babyish voice like in the episode Just Us Justice Ducks pt1.

You greet your dads differently, you will be like “Hey dad, greetings dad, sup dad, hello dad” referring to Quackerjack, Liquidator, Megavolt and Bushroot in that order.

From the expensive clothes you wear most people of your school wrote you off as the typical rich mean girl in the first year of attending the school but after a while that notion died off.

#Darking Duck #Darkwing Duck headcanons #my writing #the fearsome four #The fearsome four headcanons #self insert #platonic #Bushroot #Quackerjack #Megavolt #Liquidator #found family #wholsome #Negaduck

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catchymemes · 11 months

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#animals #ducks #dark humor #funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #dank memes #tweet #twitter

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ur-daily-inspiration · 1 month

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#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #dank memes #dark humor #animal #animals #cute animals #baby animals #wholesome #aww #love #photography #aesthetic #landscape #adventure #paradise #ducks

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moghedien · 1 month

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I love that Shadowheart/Durge are just the fucked up verison of Isobel and Aylin and it’s like extra obvious if both Shadowheart and Durge are trying to redeem themselves

I’m just imagining Shadowheart with her hair freshly dyed to look like Isobel’s like “I am also dating the child of a god 😌” and Durge just over there like

#imagine you’re Aylin and Isobel and went through the horrors and finally are together #and you have to deal with a Sharran with a praise kink and a Bhaalspawn trying to copy you #because they both have amnesia and are developing their personalities on the spot #and they imprinted on you like baby ducks #extra funny because Shart becomes a cleric of Selune #and my Durge mulitclassed into paladin after act 2 😭#isobel thorm #dame aylin #shadowheart #durge #the dark urge #dark urge #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

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whatsupspaceman · 5 months

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we could have mobile games like cool math duck life and papas pizzeria and bloonz tower defense and old masterpieces like original angry birds and jet pack joyride and small online games like webkinz home before dark and polar bear plunge and flash games like holeio and snake and we could have barbie dress up and horse riding and we could have them all without thousands of shitty 2 minute ads and microtransactions and unskippable popups and imbedded app store links and we could have new games new incredible story based adventures, puzzles, well designed mini platformers, we have an entire universe of unexplored medium right here in the palm of your hand! we could have REAL games! real wonderful games not misleading not clickbait we could have everything in the whole wide world and we could have them them on the phone! WE COULD HAVE THEM ON THE PHONE !!!!!!!!!!! DOES IT NOT MAKE YOU SICK???? DOES IT NOT SHATTER YOUR HEART !!!!

#cool math games #duck life #meeblings #papas pizzeria #bloonz tower defense #angry birds #jet pack joyride #hole io #snake #webkinz #home before dark #polar bear plunge #apps #games #video games #mobile games #text #sorry i am just feeling suddenly extremely passionate about the lost age of app games and internet games

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irvinis · 8 months

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-No!!I left of my own free will. -I do't believe. -But it is so. And.. thanks for sending my clothes. -It was Muriel's idea! I'd rather watch you walk this Road of Shame naked. *the duck finally bites him*

An alternative version, you guessed it. Aziraphale was allowed to have as many earthly things as he needed. He immediately got a cactus named Crowley and a personal mug. And a personal spoon. And a personal tea jar. Perhaps he had become too individualistic for Heaven.

#good omens #good omens 2 fanart #aziraphale #crowley #crowley x aziraphale #inaffable husbands #azicrow #michael sheen #david tennant #thin dark duke #and his angel #feed the ducks peas #artists on tumblr #leave toxic employers

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salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds · 7 months

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St. Cuthbert. Patron Saint of the Eider Duck.

#dank memes #funny post #meme #dank #funny #funny pics #silly #funny pictures #dankest memes #humor #ducks #dark humor

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pure-oddity · 9 months

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Fast foodies know the deal

Ghost x reader

(not proof read, this is just fluff straight from the source

Warnings: none, ovulation mention maybe? Its brought up a single time.)

The craving hits around 3 in the morning, it's ovulation week so the idea of not getting chicken nuggets from the drive through makes you want to cry.

You turn towards the sleeping lug beside you. He's on his back, breaths deep and even. Still as a grave but at your movement he takes the arm you had been using as a pillow to drag you further into his side.

Your Simon, took you forever just to get the man to admit he did more than tolerate you. even longer to admit he cared for you. It took you almost using his toothbrush to realize that the man might actually (gasp) like you. That one you didn't push, figured he'd come to terms with it on his own.

As you look at how peaceful he seems you try to fight the urge, you really do, but as you prop yourself up on your elbows and move closer to Simon's ear you resign to begging his forgiveness later.

"Simon, my baby? You sleeping?"

You wouldn't have known he was a awake had it not been for the lone eye opening to check on you

"Was, love. I was. Whats wrong, bad dream? Y' Can turn on the telly to that duck cartoon or the robots - won't bother me none." He rubs a comforting hand up and down your back, he's being so sweet you really do start to feel bad.

"I want chicken nuggets."

Silence.

Both eyes are open now.

The silence continues.

You smile sheepishly.

Wordlessly simon extracts his arm and turns so his back is to you.

"Nnooooooo! Simon pleeeaase. Pretty please? I want chicken nuggets so bad!"

"Go ahead. keys are on the rack, tanks full."

"Nooo you have to take me! come on baby please, for me?"

"My love. Sunshine. Light of my life. If you're hungry i made a perfecly good roast last night. Heat that up and let a man rest."

"I dont want a perfectly good roast! I want chicken nuggets. And a burger. And fries - oh maybe a shake?" You lean over him, hair purposely hung over into his face. He turns quickly and you're nose to nose

"So youre gonna have me get up at 3 fucking a.m. to get you a greasey, artey clogging, cholesterol raising gastrointestinal disaster of a meal - when we have a perfectly good home made dinner in the fridge."

"....please?"

Silence.

A deep suffering sigh.

An ecstatic squee

"Just get your fuckin shoes on"

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You lean back over into the passenger seat, simon grumpy faced as you insisted that you should be the one to order.

You pat your thighs in glee as he pulls up to the window, gives you a dirty look , and hands the cashier his card.

The second window delivers your meal and drink quickly, you dig in like a starved animal. You're mid chew when he gives a grunt. A snooty sounding eh hem.

You grin and giggle, slowly airplaning him a nugget.

"Give me the chicken or i'll take the whole box"

You squeak and shove it to his lips quickly. His jaws snap around the nugget and it's gone within a single bite - you retract your fingers, still intact but wet with spit.

You give an 'eeeech' and look for somewhere to wipe your hand.

"Any of this ends up in or on my interior and it'll be your arse."

You roll your eyes and reach in the bag for a napkin, knocking the fries over in the process.

Silence.

The car drifts slowly to the left and is parked along the side of the road.

Not a word spoken.

You try to shove as many back into the carton as possible.

He stares at you.

You smile sweetly at him before leaning over the center console and kissing him. You meet his lips, they're stretched into a dangerous grin.

"Love" kiss "did you" kiss "spill salt" kiss "in my truck?"

You might not know a lot, but you know that voice means you're in trouble, which means it's distraction time.

You continue your sweet onslaught of kisses.

"Thank you for taking me baby, I love you so much. ", another smooch

is delivered.

"Youre my person, my favorite guy, love of my life."

He bites at your lip and you barely manage to slip it from his teeth

"Wanna spend the rest of my life with you, grow old with you"

He grips the back of your head and maneuvers your ear to his mouth, in a deep rumble he asks

"Are there fries on my floor, love?"

The dangerous smile still present.

"No of course not baby! i cleaned those up."

"So my truck is fry free?"

"Well - no didn't say that. there's a, a few under the seat"

He's grappling you into his lap now, the man looks a hint deranged.

"And why, my love, are you telling me about them instead getting them?"

he presses.

"'Cause I - hehe - I can't reach!" You giggle out as his hands slink towards your sides.

He pokes and prods at you, growling not unlike a bear while you squeal and squeak out little laughs.

"Gets a man up at ass o'clock-"

"Oh please, you get up early anyway!"

"makes him drive to get congealed grease-"

"you had a nugget too!"

"Then trashes his truck."

"Oh please it's like a handful of fries, I'll get them, i'll get them!"

He frees you with a huff and you dive back over to your side of the car. You pop open your door and hop outside to get a better angle at the underside of the seat. He gets impatient as you fish around for the last few fries, giving a little hurrah as the last one is snatched.

Clambering back into the truck you grin at him, happy as can be. He hums a short laugh, and you're off to home again.

He makes a beeline for the bedroom and you trot over to the counter to finish your meal, most of it having been shared and eaten in the truck. You sit back a moment to enjoy the feeling of fullness when you see Simon emerge again.

"Bed. Now. Kept me up long enough" he's already on you before you can think of a reply, slung over his shoulder. He makes quick work of getting you both situated in your proper spots.

You're snuggled into his side for the night, full and content. He breathes in deep and exhales slowly. you draw nonsensical patterns on his bare chest, playing with the hair there. As sleep overtakes you, your palm flattens over the spot where his heart resides; and you feel him relax just a smidgen more.

#simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #fluff #odd stories #all of this was also written on a phone #so like of formating is weird thats why #simon riley fanfic #simon riley fluff #is it so wrong to want a big beefy grumo to get up in the dark of the morning to get you food???? i think not #is he maybe ooc in this? perhaps. perhaps. do i just wanna write a story in which the man is happy and has a dork of a spouse? ye.#also when i have nightmares i watch one of two cartoons on mute- its either transformers or darkwing duck!#sunshine series

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kurj · 8 months

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