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dandyshucks · 5 months

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I WANNA BE A JANITORRRR

#i've been thinking that'd be a fun job for YEARS but now that i am thinking about julian so often im like YES THIS IS MY CALLING #imagine... if i finally get back into employment... and its all because of a little janitor on a silly little podcast giving me the push...#i AM wanting to finally go back into working though so i can stop just bleeding money. at least staunch the flow a little #i did the math and if i work 12 hours a week at min wage then that'll cover rent and groceries hopefully each month #AND THEN if i work more... i'll have spending money.... OHHHH HOW LOVELY THAT'D BE #if it weren't for covid then i would absolutely go work part time at my old DQ job bc it was honestly fun fdsjkl #i just got burnt out and landed in the psych ward (true story) SO. if i worked only part time then that wouldnt happen again...#BUT. unfortunately. covid exists. and i'm not aiming to catch it again lmao. already was disabled by it once. i dont want MORE.#BUT I WANNA BE A JANITORRR i love cleaning (not my own space though FSDJKL) and i wouldnt have to talk to people....#DREAM JOB. TBH.#dandy.cmd

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demaparbat-hp · 1 month

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... oh, boy.

#zutara #atla #zuko #avatar the last airbender #katara #wip #crossroads of destiny #Guess the song~#Doing comics inspired by songs is my dream job tbh. This one's is one of AURORA's so buckle up #Here I am posting wips because this artwork is taking forever to finish #Oh well #zutara art #zutara fanart

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the-meghan-m · 8 months

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“So, what did you do today?”

Some lucky The X-Files crew member in 1995: “I got to drop frogs on Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny”

#my dream job tbh #if there’s any chance anyone knows what lucky crew member had the honor #i’d like their autograph #the x files #x files #mulder #fox mulder #msr #scully #dana scully #mulder and scully #txf #txf s2 #die hand die verletzt

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hotchnerbau · 8 months

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imagine being an actor hired to play one of the victims on criminal minds and having to pretend to be dead while the bau stares at you intently

#dream job tbh #criminal minds

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lukeskqwalker · 2 years

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sometimes I jokingly say "why are you like this" about dream of the endless and then I remember that time his mom dragged him out from being repeatedly torn asunder in a black hole, said he was too optimistic, and then tossed him BACK into the black hole to be continuously torn asunder.

#sandman #dream of the endless #sm #my boy needs so many years of therapy #all of the endless do tbh #destruction would have a therapist. I can see him doing that #everyone say 'thank you destiny' for pulling him out of said hole even if it was just to berate his bad parking job

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free-n-wild · 6 months

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Y'ALL guess who has an interview tomorrow with my state's wildlife rescue as an emergency phone operator? 👀

And if that doesn't work out I have another company wanting to interview me on Friday for a marine feeder/diver at the aquarium in the city, I'm so excited!!

#it's basically 911 for injured wildlife and i'm SO keen bc i'd collaborate with vets & zoos & rehabbers and it's just aaaa i'm so nervous!!#i'd love to do it bc there's also a chance for hands-on training in wildlife rescue which is just the dream isn't it??#but also the marine job would be so neat bc i'd be feeding/supervising sharks and fish + getting certified as a diver in the meantime 👀#i don't know which position i'm into more tbh but fingers crossed at least one of them is successful!!

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writingonleaves · 2 months

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a bit of personal news, but i got a job offer today🥹

#i think im still shocked tbh #its kinda a dream offer too #so many months job searching and it finally paid off #k rambles about things

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natreads · 6 months

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I got a job as a bookseller!!!

#nat talks #listen. it's not the dream bc I've already worked in a bookstore and it's actually terrible at times #but I only really worked during holidays and people were just so rude #BUT I do have higher hopes for this location #also I tentatively know two people who work there so it will be fun!#it's a sub role and a little unclear if I'll only work during christmas and the book sale in feb or more #it depends on if the people who are on sick leave will return and when #but I can keep freelancing and apply for corporate jobs I want in the meantime #at the very least I can work during december either way and if I end up finding something else maybe I can work weekends during the booksal #so to not let them down too much #I honestly am just looking forward to getting out of the house and meeting people and working with my body more #because my mind is very fried #I have a short shift tomorrow to train #then I'll see when I'll officially start but it will probably be soon!#I've had a very busy few days so I wish I had said I could do my training shift next week #bc they gave the option of this wednesday or next #but I didn't want to turn it into a “thing” by letting too much time pass bc I might get anxious about it #but now I wish I had lmao I'm tired #also forgot I was gonna be home alone with the dog tomorrow #had been looking forward to it tbh #oh wellll #work stuff

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jorvikzelda · 8 months

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right but like . i'm not the only one who dreams about sso.. right...

#last night I had a dream I was the fifth soul rider lmao #pretty sure I was wearing Zelda's outfit... but like with my own green favourite sweater over except it had braids on the cuffs ?#and the cuffs were like. fraying off #fripp was there and Worse (human sized. looked like a guy in a poorly made matted fursuit. looked almost like a bad taxidermy job tbh.)#z talks #we were at a castle? i think #also i had a crush on one of the NPCs (who was just their in game 3d model lmfao)#GOD DAMN I HAVE TO SLEEP im getting up early tomorrow. n going swimming >:)#and feeding my SOURDOUGH STARTERRRRRR

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revolutionarysuicide · 2 months

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they should invent a job that i actually want

#jk they should abolish work but in the fucking mean time.#'dream job' would probably be to develop foss for a living but generally that is not very profitable lol #and i assume it's not easy to get a job at one of the orgs that hires ppl to develop foss projects full time #tbh im in i think two different orgs? that have paid positions #i could become a professional party bureaucrat... but idk i also dont really want to do that for work

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dreamwinged · 1 month

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good morning everyone :( i am in a Funk really bad and i wanna say it’s school but i know it’s a bit deeper than that. i dunno what to do i just feel weird… i hope everyone is having a good day tho imy guys :’)

#.mei’s chatter ˚༘⋆ ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖#yk when you wake up and you just feel like you haven’t slept at all #pretty sure i even dreamed abt my problems bc when i woke up they were instantly on my mind #it’s like this sick feeling #ik it’s a lot of stuff combined and the feelings r just manifesting thru smaller stuff but it still sucks so bad #idunno…. what if im not good enough for f/os and i should drop them all and let them Be Free..#im just not feeling good abt myself i guess. i think im scared to go home tbh #one week til i go home… :(#then i have to get my wisdom teeth out and start my new job and see my friends again who bully me for fun #can’t wait………..#im going to try to keep learning japanese hopefully that helps me yk #to have a hobby to throw myself into #i don’t know… i guess it’s a plus that i don’t have school again til august #maybe something good will happen in that time. maybe i’ll get better #maybe i need a therapist but aaaahhhh…… scary….. it’s harder now that im older and no one can make me go #i just am unsure that i can be fixed atp i don’t know if i can have a normal life or if i’ll just always be this way #hhhh…. i don’t want to go home at least here i feel somewhat happy

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compacflt · 1 year

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wip wednesday: ???

#the bottom two are for the anon last night who asked if i had more domestic fluff.#anon i have about 50k of domestic fluff ive just been sitting on for the last 6 months.#i have a boat load of real life work recently im so so sorry again these are taking so long 😭😭😭#i want to post slider next Saturday/the wed after that if sat doesn’t work #i have about 10-15 extremely difficult paragraphs left to write #1. this is really the crux of the issue right here.#2. ice having post-marriage doubts???? he signed the papers but what now?#3. what now: oh nothings changed. we’re still the same people we’ve always been.#top gun #top gun maverick #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #top gun fanfiction #i just found out i got my dream summer job covering the aerospace & defense beat in DC this summer #did i put this fanfic on my resume? NO but maybe i should’ve tbh #i will literally be writing about airplanes for a living. the Dream.#the ??? is just bc i don’t have a witty caption queued up #and no he does not pass out

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karamazovim · 4 months

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TIL about Ashkenazi wedding jesters

#‘sacred clown’ slkajsjdk #dream job tbh #i could be so good at this i think #jumblr

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cidnangarlond · 2 months

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I definitely have some kind of undiagnosed personality disorder I am Not normal

#it's probably paranoid. tbh. cluster a at least #have forced myself to have some kind of filter bc if I posted all the shit I genuinely think u guys would Not want to be around me #me wearing a tshirt that says ASK ME ABOUT MY PARANOID DELUSIONS #cannot get into them all but it's standard fare I suppose. being watched hidden cameras being spied on etc etc you know how it goes #that's also not getting into my very strong belief about like. this whole potential serial killer thing Don't Ask it's years old now #but I went crazy w that one. don't worry about it tho #and then your typical self hatred and self loathing and seeing and hearing things on occasion #interpreting my dreams as having a greater meaning and thinking mundane things are signs. should probably bring this up to my psych #next month when I see her. I'll probably forget again though. oh well #there's also like. I know it's her job but I'm scared to bring any of these things up idk why but the idea of telling her all this scares me #idk though! cross that bridge when things get awful

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teal-bandit · 8 months

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Self portrait as the village cottage witch

#self portrait #or well.... not a portrait but you get the point #original art #illustation #cats #my dream job tbh

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salvadorbonaparte · 1 year

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This year I applied for a traineeship in Belgium, a fellowship in Switzerland and a conference in Austria. Please wish me luck with any or all of them I could really need it.

#My CV isn't very strong so my chances aren't good #But I really really want them #Especially the fellowship tbh because it's paid quite well #But the traineeship is with my dream job #And the conference is really cool

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