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#I knew I was picking a rare one but I AM baffled that the worst one is winning#you've never slept to make time move faster??????#anyway#I picked never run into an animal you're afraid of#I could finally go hiking again#without worry of Those kind of dog owners that let them off the lead
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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
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starting a compilation of my favorite "no thank you" buttons from when they want you to subscribe so bad
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Are there any fictional characters you headcanon as autistic?
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cal please chill out, you're making it hard to teach
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Top 5 pathetic Anders moments?
Okay I started compiling my list so I could narrow it down to 5 but I came up with 16 so I’m going to cheat and just post my list as is in no particular order
Earnestly trying to get Fenris to bond with him over suicide ideation
Every time you make the most milquetoast pro mage statement and he looks at you like 🥹 with wonderment and love in his eyes
If you say you don’t want him to move into your house after sleeping together once and he starts acting like an 18th century lady who just had her virtue stolen by a charlatan who had promised to marry her
Asking to move into your house immediately after you sleep together once
Instantly falling for the first person to be nice to him mere hours after being forced to kill his ex boyfriend
Getting mad when Fenris won’t say he could be trusted outside of the circle and vowing to prove it to him
Ok the first time I played DA2 I was being dumb and accidentally chose the options that didn’t save Ella (which high key was so shocking and stakes raising it’s actually my recommendation for your first experience playing DA2) but I went over to Anders after that quest SOOOOO mad at him and he was so incredibly pathetic in the scene where he’s freaking out and trying to leave Kirkwall that I spent the whole time telling him it wasn’t really his fault instead of chewing him out like I intended
That act 3 dialogue where he tries to convince aveline that her husband is scheming against the Templars behind her back. I guess not pathetic if this is actually true but I earnestly believe Anders heard Donnic make one off hand comment once and then convinced himself of a whole story to try to get aveline on his side
Frankly all of Anders’ act 3 dialogue that’s just increasingly stupid and desperate attempts to get people to agree with him
Trying to convince Hawke to leave Fenris or Merrill has to be on this list bc it’s probably him at his most pathetic but they’re too far even for me those scenes are UNBEARABLE to watch
STARTING A WORLD CHANGING REBELLION AND IMMEDIATELY GETTING KICKED OUT BC NOBODY LIKES HIM
If you convince him to side with the Templars in 2 then in DAI Varric says that he got kicked out of kirkwall immediately after for what he did. Imagining that entire series of events makes me want to THROW UP it’s insane
Trying to give Varric a treasured and deeply sentimental possession of his to remember him by only for Varric to give it back bc he thinks he’s being weird
If you kick him out of the party but then side with the mages and he shows up at the gallows asking you to please take him back so he can help
The first time I took Anders on mark of the assassin and the wyvern immediately picked him out as the squishiest member of the party and bolted over to rip him to shreds instantly. I build Anders as mostly support and I wanted his effects on the rest of the party for the fight so I kept reloading my save to try to keep him alive longer than one second but every time the wyvern would go out of its way to brutally kill him at the beginning of every fight until I gave up. Being trapped in a repeating time loop where he is mauled by a wild animal as his friends are helpless to stop it is definitely a top pathetic Anders moment for me
When I was playing a pro templar Hawke and took him, Fenris, and Sebastian with me when we talked to Meredith at the end of that capturing apostates quest and Anders started mouthing off about this all being the Templars’ fault and everyone in the room started bullying the shit out of him
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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea
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“i always was a good thief.”
art by Liam W. (@V762cas on twitter & @V762art on tiktok)
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I think what really gets me about the dragon age 2 character dynamics is that no matter how bitchy they are to eachother they're still fully willing to fight for eachother. They've known eachother for years. they play cards together! In my playthroughs they've certainly died for eachother. Just, the mechanics of gameplay makes it so that even the most argumentative characters quite literally trust eachother with their lives. There's something unique about that that I really appreciate.
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Astrology's weird bc if you've only ever had fun with it and come across someone w seething hatred for it you're understandably like, what the fuck is this person's problem? But also if you've seen someone take it Too Far, any mention of it understandably becomes a red flag
Like imagine if you really liked Pokemon and you're like, "I really don't see why people would hate this unless they're just assholes for no reason?" Like it's a totally normal opinion opinion to have. But also imagine if you took a quiz and learned you were a Bug type and people stopped talking to you because they were like "It's in your nature to be emotionally manipulative." It would also be totally normal to be like "Oh okay fuck Pokemon fans then."
Now you may be like, "But the latter situation doesn't happen!" and that tells me you are fortunate because you have not dealt with the worst that the west coast of America has to offer
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Once read a fic where the author said that Jiang Cheng was always taking credit for the things that Wei Wuxian did and it's like... the only time that happened is when WWX killed himself and JC let everyone think it was him
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STAR WARS: EPISODE III – REVENGE OF THE SITH
— 2005, dir. George Lucas
THE FALLEN ANGEL (1847), by Alexandre Cabanel
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[romcom movie trailer voice] hes a doctor who cant diagnose his own feelings... hes a photographer that cant quite see the bigger picture... can they break the chains that are holding them back from each other... this summer... Saw....
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