they/them, adult | I am also @jorvikpov | my AO3 here | Zelda Axewatcher (SE) & Zelda Bowsmith (NA) | player & ssoblrite since 2020 | I post whatever I want peace and fucking love
i think i would do well with a wife who would always try to kill me and i effortlessly glide past all the traps she lays for me because we're 25 years into the marriage and i know all her moves by now, and every morning i roll out of bed two seconds before it explodes and walk through the hallway to the beat of the axes swinging from the ceiling side to side into the kitchen where i prepare my own pot of coffee because the cup she gives me is poisoned and i give her a kiss on the cheek and a gentle "morning love" and she gives me a kiss back because despite the trying to kill me she respects the fact that i am keeping up. but i dont know.
sometimes I think I’m aroace as hell and then I think about what I’d do if I met a girl who could bench press twice my body weight and I’m like hm. probably pass out, actually
sometimes I think I’m aroace as hell and then I think about what I’d do if I met a girl who could bench press twice my body weight and I’m like hm. probably pass out, actually